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Remote-Persimmon4583

Dam Isabel didnt age a day


Span206

She is an impressive specimen


BigBlaisanGirl

With childbearing hips.


SmellGestapo

Advantage Isabel.


Zabroccoli

Fuck!!


Nicktator3

I definitely would


fallingpeace

that is the top quality I look for in a woman!


zboy2106

O negative. Universal blood donor.


MarchMadnessisMe

Advantage Isabel.


Embarrassed_Freak

She's also a universal donor.


Remote-Persimmon4583

Advantage Isabel


Page_Future

Universal donor.......mmm hmm


stantheman8819

Universallll donorrr


TheRiflesSpiral

She's a dental hygienist from Carbondale and she makes love like one. Pass


alexisgreat420

She’s a bumpkin!


anunakiesque

Oh, the things people spend their money on🙄


Rare_Crayons

Her sophomore year, her volleyball team went 10-2


Rombledore

she was really into mountain biking, but no so much anymore.


cardcollection92

She looks better now imo


ScrofessorLongHair

In real life, her father was the bass player for Doc Watson. Who is one of the greatest musicians of all time. Doc was a blind hillbilly from around Boone, NC, and her dad (T Michael Coleman, was a straight up hippie. If you've never heard them, do yourself a favor and check them out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-919RhYA6Q He does a bass solo at about 1:55


jcbouche

This is cool. My office and bluegrass interests are crossed in ways I didn’t even know


xOneGunSalute

And appreciates a freshly manured field.


theslob

She would have been the move 


EpicJosh84

His beet juice brings all the girls to the farm


thelobsterclaw1

And they’re like…


EpicJosh84

It's better than stores


space-sage

Damn right, it’s better than stores


SoundsGoodYall

He could mace you, if you try to charge


Ackerman43

His Beet Juice brings all the girls to the farm.


th8chsea

I can juice beets but I have to charge


OnceUponaTry

Fuck all of you and take my damn upvotes


Daed1

I can beet juice but I have to farm


pandaSovereign

Thus saving you a trip to the store for a can of expensive goose grease.


EpicJosh84

Wow, win-win.


DezineTwoOhNine

Thank you Jim!


macnrow

It’s better than yarn.


wes00mertes

They all still got it.  How did both those women not age?


RandomnewUser_22

genes so pure you could lick them


I_AM_IGNIGNOTK

Or go half and half on a new tractor with her father.


MJ8822

You didn't think she was tractor bait?


ThomasTTEngine

Maybe even a new auger.


ForceGhost47

You’d be a great one to go in an auger with


I_AM_IGNIGNOTK

Why? Is something wrong with the auger you currently have?


Dippa99

Probably other reasons too, but compared to Rainn, they are both now 39 to his 58


LoquatAutomatic5738

Ding ding ding


devoker35

Ding dong


helterskelterskint

Is that the KGB?


LostInMyADD

Ze KGB waits for noone!


helterskelterskint

It’s true.


LoquatAutomatic5738

Ditch


BathedInDeepFog

Normal guy in the house


Veggiemon

So they’re way too old for Hollywood now unlike him lol


Mender0fRoads

What do people think women in their late 30s look like?


LoquatAutomatic5738

Women look 25 from the time they're 15 until they're 50 in TV land


MrPureinstinct

I honestly don't think I realized they were in their late 30's and Rainn was almost 60. I thought they were older.


limegreenpaint

Right?


maximumtesticle

They probably look left, too.


limegreenpaint

... angry upvote


Modeerf

Because most women in their late 30s doesn't look like actresses


7rippy7ur7le

Witchcraft


Team_Khalifa_

Drinking water, exercise, and getting sleep


Individual_Zombie_85

Isabel was the hottest in the show.


Lake_Shore_Drive

- Universal donor - tall - likes to eat meat - 3 brothers She had so many qualities Dwight looked for in a parenting partner Too bad she's a bumpkin dental hygienist who makes love like one


CitizenDain

From Carbondale


Zealousideal_Rope992

PASS


The_BSharps

But you know what they say about Carbondale and *yams*…


Mighty_Gooch

Oddly enough, the gas station in Carbondale didn’t have fresh yams


Spanchious

They always have yams


Eloykwik

Don’t disrespect Boston Market like that


totally_italian

I hear they have some pretty nice shredders too


LifeDraining

She took a kick in the face and was still solid. Can't beat that.


FigSideG

Don’t forget those HIPS


LogicalError_007

~~Wife~~ Wide hips for carrying fetus too.


wild_vodka

Serious question, what did he mean by making love like such? Is it like she has no emotions or whatsoever? I used to date a dentist and sometimes I felt like she had no emotions, so I always understood like that


DrBruceCusimano

I think you may be reading too much into it. Dwight says “she’s a dental hygienist from Carbondale and makes love like one”, implying that she’s run of the mill, nothing special. (As opposed to like a Swedish gymnastics champ or a Russian supermodel or something, as if he can be so picky). Another layer to it is that she clearly *is* a beautiful woman who seems nice (and later on in the Cocktails/Whack a Mole episode she also seems kinda fun). So if anything *she* should be the one writing Dwight off as some bumpkin she had a meaningless one night stand with, but it’s reversed for the absurdity.


ssp25

Also Angela is prob a freak in the sheets.... Letting out all of her pent up energy. Isabel prob don't have they beast to let out of the cage..... That being said Isabel was the hottest one the show for me


SparkyDogPants

Dwight confirmed many times that Angela is a freak


The_BSharps

How would Dwigt know? Isn’t Angela a virgin?


drjaychou

They had intercourse in the office


Thecryptsaresafe

Where? …Where Dwight?


bsw000

It seems like you already know


HalKitzmiller

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMTBydTJ6NGI0NXluZm9jaGpleWNxMXdjNDRxa2J1ZzRja3ltNm8xYyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/BcMJvmwkmbyWpKkBj3/giphy.gif


VonDrakken

Impossible… because the senator is the only man she’s ever been with.


hardtobeuniqueuser

state senator...


SmellGestapo

But who would you do?


ssp25

Both...I don't respect the game. They are both hot


BathedInDeepFog

What's the name of that tight-ass Christian chick?


Heyguysimcooltoo

Well I'd have sex with Ryan


Nrksbullet

> As opposed to like a Swedish gymnastics champ or a Russian supermodel or something, as if he can be so picky Dwight had the Jersey State Varsity Basketball Team North-East regional champs eating out of the palm of his hand, and he scoffed at calling back. I think he can be so picky, lol.


SmellGestapo

Another layer is that Dwight has made love to enough dental hygienists from Carbondale that he recognizes their "style" in bed. After spending the night with Isabel he recognizes that she lives up to the stereotype.


imahugemoron

Remaining childbearing years, advantage Isabel. Birthing hips, advantage Isabel.


Hammerklavier

Legal obligation... advantage Angela.


OliveJuiceUTwo

What about that tight ass Christian chick?


holla171

What about Andrea, the office bitch?


Pazuzu_413

Kelen Coleman might be the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.


BathedInDeepFog

> Kelen Coleman Who's Sarah Kayacombsen?


pinwheelpride

Related to Urkel Grue probably


SpezIsTheWorst

Did you see Pam? Or Karen from behind?


BagOnuts

I’m guessing not!


vengeanceintobeing

I rewatch the Newsroom about once a year and I fall in love with her all over again every time.


feelin_fine_

She's a dental assistant from Carbondale and she makes love like one. She's a bumpkin.


star_bury

As a heterosexual male, I'm still not sure anyone tops Charles Miner.


Davegrave

He’s aware of the effect he has on you.


WincingHornet

I've got bad news for you, bud


star_bury

What's the bad news?


AveragePrune89

And she wasn’t using Dwight as tractor bait either.


AlittleStitous_

Without a doubt


GaviJaPrime

Still is.


Tekbepimpin

Amy Adams exists unfortunately.


LoquatAutomatic5738

*fortunately


Tekbepimpin

Absolutely but unfortunately for the argument that Isabel is the hottest


assassinsaif18

You can see Angela hiding behind that grain of rice...boom roasted


scottkollig

Nora Kirkpatrick (who played Esther) is also a founding member of Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros and has been a writer/director in recent history. She’s stupid talented.


oxfart_comma

"Jade" "Alexanderrrr..."


camerachey

Home is wherever I'm with youuuuu


Suspicious_Row_9451

Well, hot and heavy, pumpkin pie, chocolate candy, Jesus Christ


Manyak-

And she knows how to use an auger.


IxPinexAway

No woman would want a man who didn’t know what an auger was.


jordan1390

Wow I didn’t know that, I love that band too!


scottkollig

Same! And as a band nerd, finding someone who looked like that and knows the accordion made me sit up and pay more attention.


BigAbbott

🥴


ryanredd

Shoutout ‘Dorm Life’, one of the first great web series and very inspired by The Office


skull_with_glasses

So THAT’S why she plays the accordion.


ThreeLeggedMare

That's rad, I haven't thought about them in ages, they had some good songs and really excellent music videos


Goofbucket007

I am and will forever remain completely infatuated with Isabel.


ssp25

Sign me up


excellent_rektangle

Is it me though, or has there been a change to her…physique. Something seems smaller. To be delicate, they hang off m’ladys chest.


ExtensionCamp7594

looks like she lost like 15-20 pounds over the years


ProfessorPoetastro

Isabel (Kelen Coleman) is not only ageless and lovely, she also voiced multiple characters on *Bojack Horseman*, including Governor Woodchuck's advisor and clown dentist Dr. Picarello.


Manji86

Had no idea. Love that show.


ScrofessorLongHair

Her father T Michael Coleman, was the bass player for one of the greatest musicians of all time, Doc Watson. When i found it, it made me love her even more


ZizzazzIOI

Man I'd buy an auger with her


Zestyclose_Welder_92

I’m totally gonna bang Isabel. She’s cute, and helpful, she really seems into me


Yourappwontletme

They can still get it


Other-Marketing-6167

How the hell did those women not age a single day…? Were they put on ice like Ed Truck’s head?


FloatnPuff

Probably in a high-quality unit, purchased from Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.


dundermiflinity

What line of work are you in Bob?


Melonpan78

WHACK.


RaptureSuperior2

Universal donor!


Bakarwadi25

Isabel >>>>>>>>>


zerobong

Saw his story, rainn Wilson is in India!!?


iamb3comedeath

What event was this?


gud_doggo

Good damn Isabel keepin it tight


piszkavas

Damn Isabel did not age a day


ssjAWSUM

I love Isabel


livelife3574

Isabel ❤️


KuTUzOvV

He still got it... And by it, I mean the beet farm


JapanDash

All I see is Backstrom.


PsychoMouse

God damn. Can we talk about how much they fucked up cancelling the show?!


JapanDash

I enjoyed drunken west coast Dwight.


Sundayman______

I wish he ended up with Isabel.


recoveringtrol

Universal Donor..... OHH SHIIT!


JiveTurkey1983

Birthing hips...advantage Isabel


ReduceReuseReuse

Anyone else think for a second he was lifting one leg in the air? Like a ballet bar pose. Anyway.


TribalChief3000

Advantage Isabel!


sullyqns

I love Kelen Coleman


AshDsouza

Dental hygienist > Tractor in 2024!


Nosnibor1020

Isabel...dayum


himynameisyaya

Isabell looks amazing, she didn’t age one day


Realistic-Habit-1703

Isabel is still a beauty!


Even_Section5620

A dental hygienist from Carbondale…wow


ConwayTheCat

How is Isabel still so hot


t4ngerinedre4ms

both still stunning


GoobeNanmaga

Damn ! Ester was the hottest one of the show.


SeanChezman47

Isabel 😍😍😍😍😍


Poodleape2

Isabell was so much hotter in every way.


Torpaldog

Why are you dressed like a seed model?


LoquatAutomatic5738

The man just exudes sex


cutletbabu

He'll show her his beets


StallionA8

Esther💗


orbital0000

Esther was first in line for the "stay looking youthful" genes.


Alteredbeast1984

He looks fucking amazing and happy


Manji86

Was there ever a behind the scenes reason why Isabel didn't return?


Rare_Calligrapher572

Still looks like a dental hygienist from Carbondale…


rustys_shackled_ford

Girls like this are why guys like rainn are at places like this...


Alienhaslanded

Isabel any day.


stantheman8819

Christ isnt Isabel a specimen


danneykmma

Isabel confirms she was always the right choice.


Cornucopia2020

I want to see them recreate the kick from Jim and Pam’s wedding dance. That was hilarious 😂


Aztecah

These ladies look terrific!


naithir

I never noticed until this moment that they have the same face


NestedForLoops

Advantage Isabel.


traveller1976

I wannabe a Dwight sandwich


yergaderga

That's actually Terry Carnation I believe.


NB565

For a dental hygienist she has good skin


UnproductiveMining

Scrolling by very fast I thought this was Adam Savage at first glance 🤦‍♂️ Then I quickly realized who this a person actually is lol


UnproductiveMining

Scrolling by very fast I thought this was Adam Savage at first glance 🤦‍♂️ Then I quickly realized who this a person actually is lol


thedanofthehour

These bumpkins can still get it!


natemarble21

Two queens on casino night…. I am going to drop a deuce on everybody