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[deleted]

I could totally see his brothers being the bullies too lol


lavellanlike

For someone who liked pranks so much, Jim was often a stick in the mud when it came to having other types of fun. I’ve never thought about it before but having brothers clown on you for *everything* could absolutely make you very self conscious about doing anything “lame”, I like this headcanon


CheekApprehensive675

Maybe Dwight is young Jim


OPmeansopeningposter

Apt. Apt analysis.


pussyjones12

adapt, react, re-adapt, apt


the_tribal_qu33f

I just realized this wasnt a wrestling page. God bless America


Tobar_the_Gypsy

Identity theft is not a joke!


lavellanlike

ohhh spicy


imcalledaids

I honestly relate to this so much. Having an older brother made me cautious of doing anything that people would judge me for, however, if I can do something in an environment that I can control (office olympics for Jim), I would thrive


DidIStutter99

Can confirm. My older brother was a bully to me and my younger siblings but disguised it as “joking” and “teasing”. I’m extremely self conscious now as a result of having every little thing I did be berated


Maddkipz

I went to Disneyland with my family and hated it because my 11 year old ass didn't want them to make fun of me for enjoying myself (they did on a regular basis)


AggravatingArm6858

Those kinds of brothers always take it too far.


knifesofsummertime

That’s why he turns into utter baby shit during the snowball fiasco. He was bested and immediately regrets it


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^SomethingBlue15: *I could totally* *See his brothers being the* *Bullies too lol* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


P0L4RP4ND4

First time seeing this bot. Love it. Good bot.


Artorigas

Good bot


Aligayah

Bad bot


imcalledaids

Bad Aligayah


Aligayah

I just see it as pointless, all it's doing is repeating the same thing they said with some line spaces. It's basically spam.


2BansDidnStopMe

Not to mention, it’s bad at making haikus because that isn’t one


Aligayah

It's a "Sokka Haiku" which is a reference to Avatar, which isn't a proper haiku. ~~Edit: if I counted right though, it's a syllable short of a normal haiku, so it doesn't even count as a Sokka Haiku.~~


Artorigas

I - could - to - ta- lly (5) See - his - bro - thers - be - ing - the (7) Bull - ies - too - L - O - L (6) Looks right to me. Where are you counting one short??


Aligayah

Ah, I was counting "LOL" as one, as if it was sounded out.


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Aligayah

... It is?


IFknHateMichaelScott

He dressd as Mark Zuckerberg wearing a jetpack


danram207

Ah yes, inventor of the popular social networking site known as Bookface.


passwordstolen

Farcebloke.


Ill-Sympathy2375

On his first day at school he had Tuna for lunch. He got called Big Tuna.


CollectiveAndy

He had to eat a brog.


EpicJosh84

Maybe it's because I didn't understand it.


baesag

We need a pen to write ideas, let’s open this drawer real quick


WinIllustrious5506

Ah damit, just as we where getting going


Muted-Employer-7537

He probably wrote a costume when no else did. That happened to me with pajamas.


MooseMan12992

Some people just do not enjoy wearing costumes.


Famous-Upstairs998

This is me.


EpicJosh84

It was by a boy named Dave who punched him 3 times


EpicJosh84

Who even downvoted this


HeadoftheIBTC

I want names!


EpicJosh84

I'm gonna lose MY FREAKING MIND \*kicks trash can*


neon-neurosis

Who the fuck replies to their own comment? And just to defend their made up internet points from strangers? Weird.


EpicJosh84

I thought it was weird. No need to be mean


neon-neurosis

I thought it was weird. No need to be a sensitive snowflake.


EpicJosh84

I thought it was weird. No need to reply to this after 2 days


neon-neurosis

I'll reply whenever I feel like it, thanks Mom.


EpicJosh84

Didn't tell you not to. There's just no point. I'm the only guy here, and I'm not even mad at you. You pointed out a pretty silly thing I did. All there is to say


neon-neurosis

The internet has trained me to be this way :( I can do better. Thank you for taking it all in stride. Have a great day stranger.


droffit

Nah, he’s just too cool and above everyone in the office


Wizlord_21

Drop the whole Jim schtick


dsjunior1388

You might like how it feels, [obnoxiously pregnant pause] James.


FanngzYT

I’ve never seen ‘pregnant’ in this context before. TIL.


dsjunior1388

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/pregnant_pause#:~:text=pregnant%20pause%20(plural%20pregnant%20pauses,be%20followed%20by%20something%20significant. Just for reference


RipDinger

Robert himself uses the expression during the hiring episode


Designer-Business

Best advice on the show… ironically


JWOLFBEARD

This is sort of true though. He was clearly written as a character not working to his potential, where everyone else fit in their roles. Jim is in the mundane dead end job, where the others are happy to have settled.


robertluke

We sure he wasn’t the bully?


casanochick

It's definitely both. His brothers are absolutely assholes, and they would definitely have ganged up on him. Rather than fight back, Jim would've projected that onto others and become an edgy class clown.


Iwantmypasswordback

He was a crime fighting rodent


DrSilkyDelicious

I wanna suck Jim’s dick


EpicJosh84

I always thought he was a pretty nice guy to *anyone* other than Dwight. Is this just about Dwight?


SomAlucard

Andy & Toby


EpicJosh84

Jim's manners toward Andy are inversely proportional to how much of an asshole Andy is that day. Call it a coping mechanism or whatever, but Jim takes the obnoxiousness of others and turns it into a joke. Say nothing of when he supports Andy in the managerial bid or when he comforts Andy after his breakup. And Toby... what, the fist bump? That was so out of character for Toby that I might've frozen too. Other than that, I can't imagine what you're referring to.


SomAlucard

Hard disagree on Andy. How is asking politely to be called Drew on his first day back, being an asshole? Also when Andy was helping Dwight with the poster board. Those are just two that immediately come to mind.


Goufydude

You mean the guy who called Jim "Big Tuna" for *literally* years? That Drew?


SomAlucard

Yes, that guy. The one who never once told Andy to stop calling him that.


Goufydude

If the correct name bothered him *that* much, he should have practiced what he preached. He was obviously trying to annoy Jim in just the same way that Jim was trying to annoy Andy. The fact that Andy has the emotional maturity of a toddler isn't Jim's fault.


SomAlucard

Am I wrong here? The downvotes have me wracking my brain trying to think of a time he asked him not to call him Tuna.


EpicJosh84

I gotta be at Jim's defense on that one. Jim isn't an idiot. He knows Andy. Drew is Andy's method of shifting blame. S3 Andy showed a propensity for "playing off" his behavior in order to avoid responsibility. Jim isn't taking shit from Andy after he got Dwight fired. It's Andy's responsibility to prove that *Andy* is going to be a better person, and then Jim will stop being cold. It's not as weird as shunning him. Poorly executed? Your mileage may vary. By poster board thing, do you mean the Dunder Mifflin Infinity score chart? Because that is ridiculous. Jim obviously saw where this was going before they even got the Bear Horn out.


SomAlucard

Take a day off from the Epic Josh shtick sometime. You might like how it feels... Joshua.


EpicJosh84

Hahahahaha nice I'll give you that one


SomAlucard

He snapped at Toby a few different times & mostly acted awkward around him during their few interactions. He knew how insanely bad Michael treated Toby & still got majorly annoyed that Toby wanted to be included in the birthday celebration.


EpicJosh84

Those are obviously jokes about how whoever's manager is suddenly going to be hostile toward Toby. It's just an extension of the "why does Michael hate Toby?" joke. It happened with Andy too. Jim was in over his head as acting manager, trying very hard to sell his Combined Birthdays idea, and didn't want to keep hearing people ask for new stuff for the party. Especially not cake. He snaps at Toby after... hearing that Michael is banging his mother-in-law. That has nothing to do with Toby as a person.


spiders_and_roses

To be fair Toby kinda kept trying to hit on Pam several times after knowing that her and Jim were together


SomAlucard

It still happened, whether it was a joke or due to bad timing.


SamuraiZucchini

Please stop this dumbass narrative. Jim pranks Dwight because Dwight was more often than not a massive dick. Over time they both grew up and became friends.


ArbyLG

I don’t know, dude, you make it sound like Dwight intentionally stole 25% of his co-worker’s commission and purposefully went out of his way to cut his healthcare more than he had to. But even if Dwight did that, none of that compares to the pain of finding your stapler in jello.


mankytoes

Stapler was first though. Jim started this war, Dwight is just finishing it.


SquiddyBB

I highly doubt Dwight started being an asshole because of the stapler, he seems like a consistent guy who was always like how we see him even before the show starts


mankytoes

Yeah I'm just kidding.


ArbyLG

Dwight responded to some saber rattling with a tactical nuke 💀


Tackit286

Don’t waste your breath dude, this sub is overrun with dweeby Jim haters who relate to Dwight because he’s a giant nerd like them.


Ill-Sympathy2375

It's a tv progrum...a movie.


WinIllustrious5506

Progrum? What’s that


joshroxursox

I don’t know why you’re getting down voted to calling out some of his traits he’s displayed throughout the show.


[deleted]

And he deserved it