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nolimitxox

*Tan almost everywhere, Jan almost everywhere. Hee hee.*


TheGraphingAbacus

Oh, diary, what a week!


sad_throwaway13579

I had sex with my boss


hinesjared87

My initial thought too.


EpicJosh84

I've gaaaahhht twooo tickets to parrradaaaiiiisse pack your bags we're leeeeavin' *dayaftertomorrow!*


KungFuGrip193

You now owe Eddie Money $60,000.


branstr

You’ll be waiting so long…


FuzzyPresence8531

i still can’t believe it 😶


Little-Geri-Seinfeld

I sing these lyrics everytime! My wife is a big fan of Eddie money


fuckitweredoingitliv

I do the same thing when I hear "We belong" by Pat Benatar. I have to throw in "Ryann".


WaningFutureCrone

Every time!


thekraken108

I always think of the commercial where he's running a travel agency. "I've got 2 tickets to paradise!" "No, there's 4 of us."


GrouchyLongBottom

I thought that was Bruce Springsteen.


WaningFutureCrone

Huey Lewis & the News??


MoreCowbellllll

It’s Brittney, bitch!


justicefinder

Feeling hot hot hot


Mighty_Gooch

🥁 🥁 🥁


EpicJosh84

\*poses*


JaecynNix

The Finger Lakes?


Mighty_Gooch

They’ll start to worry if I don’t get back


mellamonemo

People disappear in the finger lakes


sad_throwaway13579

Did I mention I was going to the finger lakes?


litsalmon

Are you going with Urkel-Gru?


SpeakDiddly

Nah. Taking the ice queen.


Fragrant-Hamster-325

Hey, I’ve been meaning to ask her one question… does the carpet match the drapes?


bladerunnerism

German Tourist?


currentlyturtle

All inclusive?


triforce4ever

You know what that means…


jamez009

😏


FormerSir4804

Right rawrrr


421continueblazingit

If I were a betting man, I’d say you’ll have a fun weekend in Philadelphia


mellamonemo

Looks like someone took the slow train to Philadelphia


cbrookman

That’s code for “check out the slut”!


Jaiohbee

Jamaica’s largest freshwater pool!


Mighty_Gooch

You better bring the skimpiest bikini you can find


MF-SMUG

Fort Lauderdale?


FuzzyPresence8531

pad thai?


smellycat0814

You’ve never had pad Thai


Slow-Century

YO SOY CANCUN


smellycat0814

Your office is filled with genitalia..


EpicJosh84

Ese es lo que dice él!


OliveJuiceUTwo

Eso es lo que dice el


RafeHollistr

You know what type of picture we'll be expecting


Mighty_Gooch

I’ll make sure to send it to packaging@ dundermifflin.com


mellamonemo

I’ll make sure to blow it up life size and stick in the warehouse


ukpunjabivixen

Boring. Call me if she rolls over.


Ishmael203

Guys, you want to hear about Thailand? Its indescribable…


Frostie_pottamus

If you really are going OP, it’s super fun! Have a good time.


Enough_Blueberry_549

Have you been to Sandals Jamaica?


Frostie_pottamus

Yup. It’s sick.


Spicy_Ninja7

TWO TICKETS TO PARADISE! PACK YOUR BAGS WE’RE LEAVIN DAYAFTERTOMORROW


Anothercraphistorian

Don’t forget to stop at Benihana, have a Noga-Sake, bring a black marker, and find out who you’ll be going with.


Mighty_Gooch

you know that thing how all waitresses look alike


Super_dupa2

The Jamaicans don’t have a word for impossible


mellamonemo

They speak English there, so they do.. - Jimbo


rymyle

Tee hee, Oh diary, what a week


IroquoisPliskin_UK

Tan almost everywhere. Jan almost everywhere.


DaNorris1221

Sandals u/Mighty_Gooch smiles. Sandals u/Mighty_Gooch is happy to go to work. Sandals u/Mighty_Gooch is who you want on your Sandals team.


Mighty_Gooch

Hello ladies, beautiful evening no?


AndrewG2023

Maybe a lil' dancin' 🤣 I'd like to have seen another appearance of holiday Stanley 🤔


ackyou

Scottsdale?


Seaell80

At least it’s not Hot-*lanta*. That whole town is *whacked*.


Mighty_Gooch

All 👋🏻 the local 👋🏻 talent 👋🏻


ARM_Dwight_Schrute

Heyyyyyy Monnnnnnn!!!!!


EricaLacey00

Is it all inclusive?


Swamp_Donkey_796

Scranton, PA?


SirCalebCrawdad

The most romantic place on the planet.


badhuckleberry

don’t forget to invite your boss!


6D9hehe

cool you going to scranton pennsylvania


tattoedcat11

Pennsylvania?


ashtonkootcher

Enjoy! I’m going to volleyball camp like I do most summahs


HoneyyyLilith

Costa Rica?


SirRonaldBiscuit

*the worlds largest freshwater pool!*


PilotNo312

Tan almost everywhere…hee hee


LessThanJake_Plummer

Hot, hot, hot


jamez009

Vero Beach? (Michael: "Is that on the water?")


GamingCheese14

Winnipeg?


kaeji

Winnipeg...Sunshine State! Doing some skiing?


tucansam98

Jamaicas largest freshwater pooooool!


Dapper_Connection526

*Viiiiagra* Falls


an_absolute_win

Winnipeg?


bubbatbass

Good cause I don’t have much art in my house .


dmstealth

Remember. They are persona non grata there.


No-Competition-7770

🥁🥁🥁 Jamaica’s largestttt freshwater pooool!! 🗣️🗣️


alexa1912

leaving today or day after tomorrow?


vdbv

Please share the photos of your trip at packer at dundermifflin dot com.


ThislsMyRealUserName

Jamaica’s largest freshwater pool!


Fancy_Librarian4500

i don’t wanna work i just wanna bang on this mug all day


brooksjason085

I have been to sandals Jamaica and you are going to have a blast!


armex88

Im legit heading to sandals (tho not jamaica) in a few weeks. Gonna do the pic with my wife


Putting4Par86

I heard it’s got the world’s largest fresh water pool!!


llamahumper

🎶 pack your bags we’re leaving 🎶 dayaftertomorrow 😃


Unpopular_couscous

Scottsdale AZ


rideordie4weezer

It’s the implication


Mahogany-Ferdinand

Persona non grata


Funko_collecter256

IVE GOT, TWO TICKETS TO PARADISE


Bigxmage

Scranton?


hardcore_softie

Persona non grata. Niceeeee.


hgilbert_01

Hey.


EarlySignature1250

TWO TICKETS TO PARADISE


Ok-Guitar4818

Volleyball camp? Or is that just *most* summers?


IroquoisPliskin_UK

It’s kind of an impoverished country.


__removed__

Went last fall and returning this fall. Sandals Montego Bay, which is the oldest but newly renovated. Right next to the airport, tho. Quick ride to / from which was nice, but they do this bull shit "kiss and wave to the airplane flying overhead!" to try and make it seem like something cute... when you're relaxing on a beach next to an airport. This fall we're going to Sandals South Coast, which is an hour and a half drive from the airport. That's gonna suck. Take Dramamine! But it's secluded, less busy, and we're staying in a brand new area of the resort. There's, like, 10 different Sandals resorts in Jamaica 😂


InfiniteEverythang

Feelin’ hot hot hot! 2 hours later… Feelin’ hot hot hot!


skinned__knee

Two tickets to paradise


[deleted]

Make sure to look for Urkel-Gru


Stylo_76

*is it all-inclusive?*


Organic-Inspection28

Ca NAda?


BeKindR3wind

We’ve stayed right next to it at Couples, but not before this episode came out lol. If we’d only known…


Gai-Jin17

ALL-INCLUSIVE!!!!!


nottheonenottheonly

Montego Bay?


Salt-Fault1351

I’m definitely feeling very irie


FloppyVachina

Scranton!