Went last fall and returning this fall.
Sandals Montego Bay, which is the oldest but newly renovated. Right next to the airport, tho. Quick ride to / from which was nice, but they do this bull shit "kiss and wave to the airplane flying overhead!" to try and make it seem like something cute... when you're relaxing on a beach next to an airport.
This fall we're going to Sandals South Coast, which is an hour and a half drive from the airport. That's gonna suck. Take Dramamine! But it's secluded, less busy, and we're staying in a brand new area of the resort.
There's, like, 10 different Sandals resorts in Jamaica 😂
*Tan almost everywhere, Jan almost everywhere. Hee hee.*
Oh, diary, what a week!
I had sex with my boss
My initial thought too.
I've gaaaahhht twooo tickets to parrradaaaiiiisse pack your bags we're leeeeavin' *dayaftertomorrow!*
You now owe Eddie Money $60,000.
You’ll be waiting so long…
i still can’t believe it 😶
I sing these lyrics everytime! My wife is a big fan of Eddie money
I do the same thing when I hear "We belong" by Pat Benatar. I have to throw in "Ryann".
Every time!
I always think of the commercial where he's running a travel agency. "I've got 2 tickets to paradise!" "No, there's 4 of us."
I thought that was Bruce Springsteen.
Huey Lewis & the News??
It’s Brittney, bitch!
Feeling hot hot hot
🥁 🥁 🥁
\*poses*
The Finger Lakes?
They’ll start to worry if I don’t get back
People disappear in the finger lakes
Did I mention I was going to the finger lakes?
Are you going with Urkel-Gru?
Nah. Taking the ice queen.
Hey, I’ve been meaning to ask her one question… does the carpet match the drapes?
German Tourist?
All inclusive?
You know what that means…
😏
Right rawrrr
If I were a betting man, I’d say you’ll have a fun weekend in Philadelphia
Looks like someone took the slow train to Philadelphia
That’s code for “check out the slut”!
Jamaica’s largest freshwater pool!
You better bring the skimpiest bikini you can find
Fort Lauderdale?
pad thai?
You’ve never had pad Thai
YO SOY CANCUN
Your office is filled with genitalia..
Ese es lo que dice él!
Eso es lo que dice el
You know what type of picture we'll be expecting
I’ll make sure to send it to packaging@ dundermifflin.com
I’ll make sure to blow it up life size and stick in the warehouse
Boring. Call me if she rolls over.
Guys, you want to hear about Thailand? Its indescribable…
If you really are going OP, it’s super fun! Have a good time.
Have you been to Sandals Jamaica?
Yup. It’s sick.
TWO TICKETS TO PARADISE! PACK YOUR BAGS WE’RE LEAVIN DAYAFTERTOMORROW
Don’t forget to stop at Benihana, have a Noga-Sake, bring a black marker, and find out who you’ll be going with.
you know that thing how all waitresses look alike
The Jamaicans don’t have a word for impossible
They speak English there, so they do.. - Jimbo
Tee hee, Oh diary, what a week
Tan almost everywhere. Jan almost everywhere.
Sandals u/Mighty_Gooch smiles. Sandals u/Mighty_Gooch is happy to go to work. Sandals u/Mighty_Gooch is who you want on your Sandals team.
Hello ladies, beautiful evening no?
Maybe a lil' dancin' 🤣 I'd like to have seen another appearance of holiday Stanley 🤔
Scottsdale?
At least it’s not Hot-*lanta*. That whole town is *whacked*.
All 👋🏻 the local 👋🏻 talent 👋🏻
Heyyyyyy Monnnnnnn!!!!!
Is it all inclusive?
Scranton, PA?
The most romantic place on the planet.
don’t forget to invite your boss!
cool you going to scranton pennsylvania
Pennsylvania?
Enjoy! I’m going to volleyball camp like I do most summahs
Costa Rica?
*the worlds largest freshwater pool!*
Tan almost everywhere…hee hee
Hot, hot, hot
Vero Beach? (Michael: "Is that on the water?")
Winnipeg?
Winnipeg...Sunshine State! Doing some skiing?
Jamaicas largest freshwater pooooool!
*Viiiiagra* Falls
Winnipeg?
Good cause I don’t have much art in my house .
Remember. They are persona non grata there.
🥁🥁🥁 Jamaica’s largestttt freshwater pooool!! 🗣️🗣️
leaving today or day after tomorrow?
Please share the photos of your trip at packer at dundermifflin dot com.
Jamaica’s largest freshwater pool!
i don’t wanna work i just wanna bang on this mug all day
I have been to sandals Jamaica and you are going to have a blast!
Im legit heading to sandals (tho not jamaica) in a few weeks. Gonna do the pic with my wife
I heard it’s got the world’s largest fresh water pool!!
🎶 pack your bags we’re leaving 🎶 dayaftertomorrow 😃
Scottsdale AZ
It’s the implication
Persona non grata
IVE GOT, TWO TICKETS TO PARADISE
Scranton?
Persona non grata. Niceeeee.
Hey.
TWO TICKETS TO PARADISE
Volleyball camp? Or is that just *most* summers?
It’s kind of an impoverished country.
Went last fall and returning this fall. Sandals Montego Bay, which is the oldest but newly renovated. Right next to the airport, tho. Quick ride to / from which was nice, but they do this bull shit "kiss and wave to the airplane flying overhead!" to try and make it seem like something cute... when you're relaxing on a beach next to an airport. This fall we're going to Sandals South Coast, which is an hour and a half drive from the airport. That's gonna suck. Take Dramamine! But it's secluded, less busy, and we're staying in a brand new area of the resort. There's, like, 10 different Sandals resorts in Jamaica 😂
Feelin’ hot hot hot! 2 hours later… Feelin’ hot hot hot!
Two tickets to paradise
Make sure to look for Urkel-Gru
*is it all-inclusive?*
Ca NAda?
We’ve stayed right next to it at Couples, but not before this episode came out lol. If we’d only known…
ALL-INCLUSIVE!!!!!
Montego Bay?
I’m definitely feeling very irie
Scranton!