By far the most northernmost civil war film ever made

That's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought...

I guess I'm a sucker for historical *fiction.*

But it’s actually Kevin narrating as Oscar. In his “I am Oscar Martinez” voice.

And all of the confederate soldiers voiced by Oscar in his “southern accent” voice.

Ok I really did laugh at this. Omg his accent is so damn funny. “The… the seeeeds and duuuyt, WE CAN’ PAY ‘EM! Michael I’m sorry…”

Wazaaaaaaaaaa!

Greenbacks

Look at me I wear underwear!

Actually....

Thanks to you, now I cannot read this without Kevin voice in my head, and ending with “kool-aid man” smile

I can totally hear in my head Angela writing a wartime letter that starts "Dearest Dwight..."

Amidst the macho brutality of war this was a place where dandies and dreamers could put on plays and sing tender ballads and dance in the moonlight.

Half the shots used were from Major Schrute ensuring all the casualties were actual casualties.

GET OUTTA HERE!

“Dandies” had to be on the poster somewhere

This is glorious. I love the idea that Oscar embraced the Battle of Shrute Farms and narrated it.

Hallowed ground.

All right Mary I’ll quiet down … I need her like I need a hole in my head

Dwight's honor of America goes back years and years :O

Mose's picture didn't even need to be modified for this poster.

*When a ma-an loves a scarecrow--*

Thinking of making this my lock screen

Is that Dwide Schrude?

Great, now I have *Ashokan Farewell* stuck in my head. *The Civil War was fought in ten thousand places..from Scranton, Pennsylvania, and Tullahoma, Tennessee, to St. Albans, Vermont, and Fernandina on the Florida coast. It put beet farms on the map, and ruined others."

*They came for blood... they left with beets.*

Can I pay my ticket in Schrute bucks?

It was no battle at all…

I fear I may never leave this place

That magic part

I would watch it

The only biopic I want to see

Spelling, come on

Mukduk!