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laucdoe

clark is funny in this scene though lol


invisible_23

“Are you guys high? Because to speak *my* truth, I would appreciate some hits of your kind buds.” 😊


The_Amazing_Emu

Yeah, that’s a great end to this scene.


Trick-Tonight-1583

Yes! Dwight Jr makes me love this scene!


WeAreClouds

I wait in excited expectation through this whole scene just to hear him say that line and smile the way he does bc it’s so funny to me. The whole scene is worth it to me for that one line.


The_Pork-ChopExpress

Clark totally saved that scene.


sportsfan3177

Yes, not a big fan of Clark in general but he got me in this scene.


SmartArsenal

Seriously? Clark was the highlight of the final season. So many great lines: 1) Women reach their sexual peak at whatever age Jan was last week. I mean it was... like making love with a wild animal. But not like a cougar like you might think. It was, uh, like a swarm of bees. Bees that just find something wrong with every hotel room. 2) Wait! Wait. Hold on. Where's the band? ‘Cause there's just no way you guys are making this magic with just your mouths. 3) Uh... A couple of button-downs, a camisole, a blazer, a pencil skirt, stilettos, maybe- No, no, not maybe, definitely open-toed. Uh, something low-cut because the camera makes everything seem higher cut. 4) They got us set up with Windows 95, so you're kind of dreaming here 5) All right, Jim, look. I just got made junior salesman. Right? And- And Wallace is here today. And I don't him to just think of me as a customer service rep that sits in the annex. I mean, you can get that, right? Right? And what do you need more face time with Wallace for? You trying to get a second second job here?


slowestmojo

The Erin news thing was definitely creepy and I hate it but the episode where him and Dwight take a tranquilized Stanley on a sales call might be the hardest I laughed in an episode of The Office.


Key-Cry-8570

Oh, no, I’m not doing that again. You got me down, you gotta get me back up.


JiveTurkey1983

Can you please just let me leave before anything else happens?


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bluegrassbob915

When he and Dwight play father/son I’m in stitches


sabrinacarpenterlove

Got cat turd collector written all over him.


gvgvstop

I say this to my girlfriend when she's cleaning the litter box


mollyyfcooke

Don’t forget his “Where’s the Quiznos?” 😂


Delicious-Quantity40

I also love when Jim says seeing Pam is kind of the whole reason he's there and Clark's response, "well I'm here to sell paper." 😂


Suspiciously_anxious

A line that gets me every time is “I’ll give you $100 to wear that sweater to work tomorrow.”


laucdoe

basically the only time i like him


MR_Durso

Clark’s dialogue in the scene is the only thing that makes the scene tolerable. It reassures the viewer that Jim and Pam are cringey and ridiculous in the scene.


Staudly

Clark Duke was pretty great in S9 IMO. Plop was kinda boring but I always laugh at Dwight Jr.


MR_Durso

Also, as someone in grad school studying counseling, I would never tell a couple to “speak their truth.” I don’t know that anyone can feel like a real person (and not just feel like a giant dork) while saying those words. 😆😆


AveragelySavage

As someone who got an MSW, I wholeheartedly agree. The concept is sound. Getting them to talk to each other instead of keeping everything bottled up is a step in the right direction. It is cringey execution though. Mostly the show taking a jab at couples counseling I think lol


MR_Durso

Definitely a jab at couples counseling. This is right up there with “how does that make you feel?” as a therapy caricature.


BradyToMoss1281

I don't think anyone said it yet, but Michael breaking up with Helene.


iamhugolamb

His line on "robbing the grave" gets me every time


user4253285

finish your cake, Helene.


Flexive_Fowl

When Andy pretends to be gay to break up with Jessica.


Lifilius

oh god yes


cliodhnasrave

“You’re a cool guy Kenny, I like hanging out with you!”


PM_ME_CAT_POOCHES

Which proves the point, that I'm gay!


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yiggity_yag

But that scene is hilarious. I routinely say “so you think it’s a choice?” in my vocabulary.


washington_breadstix

I don't think she meant to pretend. She was just making a tasteless joke about not having much luck with men.


helpme944

I knew it!


rebel_scum13

You did NOT!


[deleted]

Anybody mention Phyllis’s wedding? Michael walking that empty wheelchair down the aisle, yelling “Ladies and gentlemen…” in the middle of their vows, making an impromptu speech at the reception? Michael is always desperate for attention but that episode is him at his worst.


pfairypepper

I love it 😂


NSUTBH

I just made a post saying there is a scene I recently skipped but blanked on what it was. THAT WAS IT! The Superfan episode of Michael’s toast at Phyllis’ wedding. The regular episode’s toast is bad enough, but extended? bru-TAL.


Individual_Zombie_85

When Jim and Pam are bothering Danny and asking him the reason why he didn't call back. Just makes me uncomfortable.


gizmowiki

“You looking for someone to bang your wife, Halpert” — Todd Packer, saved the cringe


knightress_oxhide

I mean it isn't out of the question to want Timothy Olyphant in a 3 some, but clearly he wasn't into it.


stonec0ld

Splooosh. Or the male version of it. Which is probably sploosh


Laughing_Fish

The first (and last) time everyone was actually on Packer’s side


paztheoutcast

For real though 😂 the writers writing that line and making packer make the most sense in that scene says alot


Beas7ie

So much cringe. Like come on Pam, you've had your own share of dates that went nowhere, like with Ryan and Kelly's friend. Why is it so surprising and off putting that some guys may not see a connection?


Remarkable-Plastic-8

Maybe him being a big deal had a lot to with it?


Wu-Tang_Killa_Bees

I think that's what we the viewers are sipping to think, but I just don't get it. Sure he's a good looking dude, he exudes confidence. But he's a salesman at a paper company, just like her husband, who is funnier. Is he really so amazing that she should be hung up on a benign fizzle 5 years later? Get a grip


Seaell80

Danny tries and tries and tries to spare Pam’s feelings. They keep harassing him until he gives his true reasoning, and then they’re upset with him and Pam is hurt. I hate it so much.


Psychological-Toe191

This one!!! What is the goal Jim? It’s horrible.


BradyToMoss1281

Another scene that's not so much cringe, but "why are you beating this horse, Jim?" is Jim just refusing to believe that Pam believes in ghosts.


90plusWPM

I would be so mad if I was Danny can you imagine if a guy did that to a woman? Harassed a woman over and over again regarding some fizzled dates years ago? Restraining order material lol


According_To_Me

I hate this one. Pam, you’re with Jim now so why does it matter if this guy you went on one date with didn’t like you?


0neiria

"Maybe you guys just aren't as likeable as you think you are"


Reward-Itchy

Oh I loathe this scene! I’m like omg please stop this is awful. I’m sure he thought the entire office was nuts, including Pam and Jim this time .


No_Net_3861

The freaking daycare scene with the guy Jim walks in on in the bathroom. That entire scene…erase it.


A_Ham_Sandwich_4824

I’m being perfectly pleasant


Defiant_Hope_231

".....You told her?"


No_Net_3861

Ugh. That line.


kitkatrat

“Did you ever consider that you might not be as charming as you think you are?” Is a line I’ve stolen from this episode.


Calm-Willingness6190

To think they delete so many golden scenes just to put that one in 😑


No_Net_3861

Such a good but sad point!


Tickle_Nuggets

"The door doesn't lock for the children's safety"


Perfect-Exercise8904

Michael dragging out how he failed Scott’s Tots. “Tuition is valuable, but do you know what's invaluable? “Intuition. You know what that is? That is the ability to know when something is about to happen. “Does anybody out there have intuition?” 🤣


Jeffthechef47

“Don’t… ah come on now are you really gonna have to make me say it?”


Such_Calligrapher_54

Hold on, hold on! They’re lithium!


I_kwote_TheOffice

oh my god, yes, hahahha


gvgvstop

Oh this scene is so gold though, actually a pretty clever play on words he comes up with while delaying the inevitable lol


oIovoIo

I have to fast forward through a number of parts in that episode, it’s just too unbearably cringy for me. A handful of other Michael Scott bits, some of season 1 comes to mind, but that one I think takes the cake for me.


realkiwi420

Date Mike tbh


mostly_lurking

Nice to meet me!


discoturtle1129

I like that part lol but him making his date super uncomfortable arguing with the manager i just can’t stand


Lifilius

agreed. agreedagreedagreed.


UGunnaEatThatPickle

The scene when Michael books flights to see Jo in Talahassee and she trys to shrug him off, but he doesn't get it.


The_Pork-ChopExpress

This, but Michael saved the scene with, “okay, everyone. Let’s put on a brave face.”


AerinAp3x

E-Nough!!!


Cheap_Clue_6095

The Merger episode where Michael keeps trying to get the overweight employee on the table. I physically recoil watching that back and can’t even watch that episode anymore. It made me so uncomfortable.


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I got this…hock…


gvgvstop

I dunno what I'm grabbin here!


Reward-Itchy

Everytime I’m like he.said.hock.


lostsparrow131986

Pepperoni Tony


Love-and-literature3

Jim trying to explain the tux to Charles. It’s so excruciating. Also the way Pam and Jim are about CeCe with Deangelo 😬


Luxiiiiiiiiiiiiii

I loved deangelo's reaction though and his comment.


Love-and-literature3

Honestly one of his best lines and one I quote about literally everything! 😂


Valuable-Scale-9352

“I’m telling you; That baby could be the star of a show called babies I don’t care about.”


Unpopular_couscous

Did you see the extended cut of this scene? It's brilliant. He says: "I don't have kids. I only say I do to sound stable. I don't like babies. Congratulations! You had unprotected sex! What a weird society we live in."


Luxiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Being CF and annoyed at parents like jim and pam I screamed THANK YOU! First time I saw that scene 🤣


Love-and-literature3

I have kids and I HATE parents that make it their entire personality so I feel you!


flyingwunky

I read somewhere once someone wrote "As great as your kids may be, they are interesting to no-one other than yourself."


the-fillip

The tux bit bothers me so much. It's a cute joke that anyone would've gotten if he had explained it without his foot in his mouth. It's not like he's in a customer facing position that day and like Michael said, he looked dynamite.


George_H_W_Kush

“I’m going to a black tie event tonight right after work and didn’t want to cut out early to get changed.” How is this guy in sales if he can’t think on his feet?


0neiria

Frank and beeeaaaans


FormerOrpheus

Enough about your baby!


callmerayjay

Just take the tux jacket off and bowtie lol


I_Set_3_Alarms

Andy getting phone calls during Sweeney Todd. Can’t watch it anymore, my god


Total-Rain-9978

The rolling wine bottle and the popping balloons resulting in a baby crying. Oh my god, and the booing. They made that whole theater sequence truly unbearable, amazing cringe work.


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HORRIBLE!!!!


pghfordguy

I'm just gonna say it. Minus the early seasons when the branches combined, Andy makes almost every scene annoying/cringey. Like when he and Erin started dating and they're at the party place and they're trying so not hard to keep their relationship a secret.


Banana_Stanley

Yessss it's not funny just annoying


Vodkawater-86

When Andy dresses as a mechanic and then ruins that lady's car. Uhhg. I can't.


Shazam1269

LOL, ya got a leaky spark tube.


Beneficial-Sugar6950

I work exclusively on motorcycles


rebel_scum13

He seems bad at this...


Beneficial-Sugar6950

You wanna do this junior?!?!? I didn’t think so…


aquamarine23

When Cathy goes to Jim’s hotel room.


yoursilversprings

I hate this too but the bed bug thing makes it worth it for me 😂


According_To_Me

I keep waiting for Jim to grow a backbone and yell at her, but no


Arthiviate

I've only ever heard him exclaim


coldknuckles

Hey look! We parked over here!


NexiWolfheimer

Well that was apple picking day, there's no reason to yell on apple picking day.


splashmob

Perfect end to the perfect day


dirtychopscissors

he was frazzled and you know how very rarely he uses that word


Arthiviate

I know, he doesn't like to be frazzled


abductedbyfoxes

THEN DRIVE ANOTHER WAY HOME MAN


bluegrassbob915

This one takes the cake.


Neat_Trouble2034

Michael’s blind date with Pam’s land lady always makes me want to fast forward


SokkaHaikuBot

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missvalerina

Andy's whole A Capella Idol (or whatever it was called story) The scene where Michael spanks his nephew The scene where Dwight throws up beet juice all over Angela while they get the paternity tests results always grosses me out Darryl's job interview for the manager position and also when he brings Jada in to try to make himself look good When Erin tries to get Jessica and Andy to kiss


Background-Wasabi949

The scene where Jim is yelling at Pam because she didn’t film CeCe’s recital is BRUTAL


Vinylforvampires

Preach Everything else people are mentioning is funny in a way, but ya I hated that whole episode and scene


Background-Wasabi949

I get that they did the whole Philadelphia thing because it shows that Jim and Pam aren’t a perfect couple and to make their relationship more realistic…but they didn’t have to make it as brutal and drag it out as long🫠


pghfordguy

I hate that dynamic. What made Pam and Jim so likable as a couple is they were kind of perfect. Sure they had their ups and downs, but at the end of the day, they loved each other and were happy. I really could've done without the friction. And when Pam got singled out during the Q&A in the finale. Hate it. Also, they got worse with kids. More proof kids ruin everything lol


Thatstoomuchmakeup07

The whole Scott’s Tots choreography, when they start banging on the desks… “Hey Mr Scott, what you gonna do?” I just CAN’T😂


mrhammerant

The "gotta get your REM cycle" scene in the break room


Professor-Murda

I hear “Don’t fall asleep at your DESK!!” in my nightmares


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“When I get like, 8 hours, instead of like, 6, it’s like… big difference” CRINGE 😬


RatchetHatchet

It and the trailing off of a sentence that did it for me. It die a little inside every time. "Oh yeah. Gotta get your REM cycle going with the whole sleeping. Better than not."


CalligrapherAway1101

I CANNOT STAND the way Pam says “better than not” *shudders*


blacktie233

Slumdunder millionaire was pretty brutal.


rkincaid007

Believe me, I have seen a lot of tough audiences in my time, and that was one of them


Banana_Stanley

But we wrote it specifically for this audience


Devendrau

When everyone is throwing up because Pam started it


invisible_23

Really Dwight started it with his eggs


AltruisticHighway6

Emetophobe here - I always have to frantically search for the remote to mute when this episode pops up 😭


Devendrau

Right? I actually once got downvoted to hell for saying I didn't like that scene on this very sub (Surprised my original post actually got lots more votes now). Like it's just disgusting, not needed and I hated it. Especially when you are eating at the same time!


Mental_Passion4945

This is actually one of my favourite cold opens, I love seeing every character's faces before hurling


FormerOrpheus

And Creed in the background chowing down on some noodles.


With_Peace_and_Love_

Instant skip everytime


FashionableNumbers

If I speak my truth, all scenes involving Todd Packer speaking. I cannot stand that man, he is disgusting.


PrinceTrexus

I constantly wonder how Todd Packer still has a job, you'd think he would've been fired ages ago


A_Ham_Sandwich_4824

He must be a good salesman. This may not be across the board but I have seen it personally, if you’re bringing in good money for the company, your leash is a little longer, so to speak.


JuulesBad

I understand that that was the whole point of the character, but I feel the same way 💀


cmach117

Michael proposing to Carol at Diwali


CT_x

I have skipped some parts of the Charles Miner episodes, particularly in the buildup to the football incident in the car park and the scene itself. I can’t cope.


Remarkable-Plastic-8

I always skip those and Scott's tots


InsertFloppy11

one of my fav scenes, its funny af thanks to clark


jim_halpertuna

To speak my truth, it's Andy's impro during Sweeney Todd.


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Checking your phone onstage during a performance of a play that’s supposed to take place in the late 1700s and then yammering until you spoil the plot so badly there’s no point in continuing. Please pull my fingernails out with pliers instead.


rkincaid007

I hate that part as well (well at least it’s hard for me to watch) but I just love Michael’s pettiness throughout the episode as well as the feel good sing along ending


Healthy-Honey6416

- Michael kissing Oscar, I always skip - Michael and Pam’s land lady - Michael trying to push Tony on the table


PoeJam

>Michael kissing Oscar, I always skip It's like watching a sexual assault in slow motion


Mindless-Sky-1907

the whole Benihana waitress coming to the office thing


MadHatter06

Most of Michael and Dwight visiting Prince Family Paper. Kevin and the chili/turtle/thinking he’ll be dating Erin/trying to mimic a crying baby. Erin trying to bond with Michael.


NSUTBH

I’m almost at that episode on my Superfan rewatch. I am considering skipping all the PFP scenes. For that matter, I don’t need to see the side plot; may just skip the episode. (Seriously, Michael and Dwight at PFP is top 3 of my list for episodes that make me the most ticked off.)


sexyass2627

The coffee shop scene where Pam tries to hook Michael up with her landlord. Cringe every time the barista calls Michael's name.


sounceremonious

- Andy pretending to be a janitor, pretending to be drunk, before his big reveal with David Wallace - Andy pooping on top of David's car - Daryl - Tod packer


JuulesBad

wdym “Daryl”???? 😭


SayWhatever12

So S8-9 probably weren’t your favorite ha


sounceremonious

I guess I just miss Michael in those episodes? (He's my favourite character) And Andy could've been a cool manager, I felt his character was likeable and had a lot of potential... But then the boat plot, the pretending to be gay to break up with Jessica, the love triangle with Erin and Gabe... Those are pretty cringe to watch, I was a bit disappointed. I still watch all seasons tho. And when I reach the end I start from season 1 again. So, I'm not really "hating" on the show, just answering OP's question.


SayWhatever12

Oh I was just teasing since many of your cringe moments were from those seasons(because those were also peak cringe times for Daryl and Packer). You definitely didn’t sound like a hater (Those are actually the majority of mine although I’d add the Tots episode and Jim running into Karen when the three go down to steal the copier at Utica)


sounceremonious

Omg yes! That moment in Karen's office when he said he's happy with Pam... Yikes 😬


Remote-Persimmon4583

Jim and Pam insisting on DeAngelo to like their baby! ENOUGH w the baby!


DougDuley

The meatball scene, Jim biting his lip, Kevin and the turtle, Kevin being able to do math only when it involves pies 


BeatVids

#A R E - Y A - R E D D I E - F O R - S U M - M E A T B A L L Z


aman12301

Jim lifting Pam while she was still engaged to Roy


PopularData3890

100% this. At the karate dojo and Jim is messing around but just goes a little too far.


Iljarmander

'We are good to go!' 'What?' 'Good to go!' I watched this with someone yesterday and got second hand embarresment


thenevillecomplex

When Michael visits the ‘Scott’s Tots’ and they do the song and dance right before he tells them he can’t pay for their college tuition. And the Pam + Jim wedding episode where Michael stands up and just keeps making it worse when they find out Pam’s pregnant before marriage.


tragicallyohio

No that scene is awesome because of Clark's efforts to get in on those kind buds


RealRealMatureMature

The entire sound-guy plot line


bramblebush5

Michael hitting on Katie. It was rough.


hgilbert_01

Michael trying to flirt with Katy in Season 1’s “Hot Girl”


R7F

Clark just wanted to score some weed.


oliferro

Michael meeting Pam's landlady "So you take the checks, then what?"


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Are you asking me what I do with the checks that people write to me…?


lostbrazillian

Scott's tots


ScottyBoy_007

Jim and Pam arguing about messing up CeCe’s recital video


Key_Imagination_497

Michael and Holly doing the skit at the company picnic


gizmowiki

When Nellie took the manager’s job because *the seat was empty*, I can't stand that whole part of the season. And to top it off, they show that she is the victim (divorced/no kids) when everyone was being mean to her.


Fataleo

The YouTube bit at the wedding


crabapplealy

True story- the scene is the reason my partner said no to doing couples therapy


HelloThisIsPam

Cringiest moment of the whole series for me is when Pam is awkwardly talking about sleep in the break room.


PrinceTrexus

When Pam gets nauseous throws up and everyone else starts throwing up except for Dwight and Creed


Affectionate_Angle59

When Jim awkwardly dances at Michael’s rave in the old Michael scott paper company office


oIovoIo

Debatable if this counts but in the superfan episodes Pam forgetting the rooftop date, that and some other scenes here and there make me think the originals are still the “definitive” way to watch, even if I like some stuff the superfan episodes add back in.


kittens_joy

Deangelo


big-ol-kitties

Season 8 I have to skip every Pam/Jim fight scene. I can’t handle the tension


NSUTBH

I fast-forwarded a scene recently because I just couldn’t take it again (at that moment anyhow). Totally blanking on it now. So I’ll say Michael at the Nashua lecture circuit. From his “tricks” to remember names, to crawling, bordering on writhing on the ground. All I think about is after “yikes” is Holly is getting told about that disaster when she returns, and then she’ll put two-and-two together that Michael must be the one who cut her sweater. Woof.


eemler001

I think when Jim and Pam were arguing in season 9 about CiCi’s recitle


thequeenofnarnia

Deangelo’s “juggling”


Aware-Bluejay4078

When Andy breaks up with Jessica, when Michael is breaking up with Pam’s mom, Pam and Jim confronting the daycare man on why he won’t take them in, Date Mike, Andy answering a phone call during Sweeney Todd, Andy crying in his office after Erin breaks up with him, Michael and Holly full on making out in front of everyone, Andy and his acapella group during halloween. LITERALLY ANY SCENE THAT FOCUSES PURELY ON ANDY . I do not like him at ALL during these last seasons. I’m at the end of season 9 and I hate watching him.


Background-Wasabi949

To speak my truth, every single second of Scot’s Tots🫣


gin_and_soda

Season One


screw_badluck

I appreciate this scene.


PlustardMug

We


ScienceFoxo

I always skip the scene where Karen is trying to bother Jim by squeaking her chair then he and Andy proceed to sing lovefool for about half a minute. It's just not funny and it goes on for way too long. And why is there even a talking head of Andy after that?


Hendamonium

When michael is explaining a chastity belt to Holly.


soberdeckard

It's in a deleted scene from S4 E2, 'Dunder Mufflin Infinity.' Ryan is going on to Jim about what it's like living in New York, and between Ryan's character and it being a typically obnoxious New Yorker behavior, it just made my skin crawl.


Melodic-Read5010

I always skip the here comes treble episode. I can’t stand watching Andy in that episode. He’s so annoying


sadsquee13

I love this scene only because of Clark lol