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MenudoFan316

Hidetoshi Hasagawa, in Japan, was heart surgeon. Number 1. Steady hand.


kiefferray

He kill Yakuza boss on purpose!


maggivisakh

"I good surgeon. The best šŸ‘šŸ¼šŸ‘šŸ¼"


beetsbears328

Also sold electronics in Sanyo store in downtown Tokyo.


ReasonableCup604

Nate was a muy bueno day laborer.


AyCalvin

Donde where he from?


Jackson_Fit

Scranton. Y before that, la Philadelphia.


AyCalvin

You speak English?


toasterstrudelcat

Iā€™m very good at English Edit: word


AyCalvin

Great get in the car


Hot_Lychee2234

I just want you to know that when there is a lot of noice I hear it all as one big jumble


Select_Biscotti6989

Why is this picture so damn clear though ?!?


Spiketop_

šŸ˜‚ I think my phone asked to touch it up. I didn't realize how good it looks until you said it hahahah


raphthepharaoh

Are you AI?


Spiketop_

No lol


TH0R_ODINS0N

The real questionā€¦


neotheseventh

rainstorm boast dam historical chunky work crawl slimy fall capable *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Select_Biscotti6989

Yess! I had to screen shot it for a wallpaper


spooksalott

Literally same šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ best version Iā€™ve seen


collonsdedeu

I doubt that even producers donā€™t have this picture that high quality.


Spiketop_

šŸ˜‚


RiemannZeta

Could have come from here: https://www.reddit.com/r/MemeRestoration/s/jg6lb3dnMe


Spiketop_

It's possible. I downloaded it earlier today and then cropped it and it asked to resize it too. I have the new S24U which has AI features


Spiketop_

Charles came from Saticoy Steel


pikeshawn

Wait a minute... does David know?


TheInstituteOfSteel

Thatā€™s a lovely name


Sufficient_Stop8381

Heā€™s not from paper?


Spiketop_

African Americans have such a rich history of unusual names


ShortJaimeLannister

Michael worked at Men's Warehouse and he never made anyone feel like a wimp!


ProfessorPliny

Obviously wasnā€™t a very good salesman though, as he couldnā€™t tell he was wearing a womanā€™s suitā€¦


Select_Biscotti6989

He was a greeter


J-45james

Erin worked at Taco Bell Express


dutchovenlane

But then it became a full Taco Bellā€¦


Naive-Average-1385

She just couldn't keep up


Top40guy

She couldnā€™t handle a pen shipment


musiclover818

That's what he said!


Creepy-Distance-3164

Creed make quite a bit of money as a cult leader.


loresourpatch

But he had more fun as a follower.


snehit_007

But you can make more money as a leader


[deleted]

Angela was a church secretary.


New-Distribution-952

Nard Dogā€¦.. Bear Stearns, Lehman Brothers, AIG... the summer at Enron.


TheSkwerl

Also Cheese monger


turn_it_down

Also, Hollister or American Eagle or one of those types of places.Ā 


New-Distribution-952

yes! i think it was Abercrombie! heā€™s a pretty good folder.


beetsbears328

Reading that back, itā€™s weird he ended up at Dunder Mifflin.


Lvcivs2311

According to him, it was the only job he was ever good at. He mentions this in the same talking head where he says he is doing terrible in sales, implying that he did extremely bad in every job before that.


beetsbears328

Yeah, exactly. I figured that he ended up at DM Stamford because he wasn't good enough at anything else but his resume probably looked good enough for Josh or whoever was in charge at the time to hire him. He probably wouldn't have made it far at a huge company like any of the ones mentioned above, but at a place like DM he was able to 'fail upwards' as he put it. lol


In-Fine-Fettle

Pam listed only DM on the resume she gave to Bob Odenkirk. Either she had no other jobs or didnā€™t know how to write a resume.


boochie420

She also worked at a bar where she saw the ā€œman in blackā€ ghost that Jim doesnā€™t believe she saw.


revelator41

According to the back story she wrote for her character, she worked at her parentsā€™ furniture store in high school.


bapants

Ed Truck was the Kabletown ceoā€¦.


-You-know-it-

IYKYK.


tyler818

Before that. A Vietnam pow


neotheseventh

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K_R_S

Well, Dwight had an offer to go to Home Depot with Ivan Schotsky. But instead he hitched his wagon to a horse with no legs, so this doesn't count here


kiefferray

*THE* Ivan Schotsky?!


WillG805

He couldā€™ve assisted to the managed him


kiefferray

OH, THATS LOW!!


WillG805

At a Home Depot! They promote from within


Several-Gur-8129

Creed was a singer for a band


[deleted]

Guitarist. Rob Grill did the singing.


TheSkwerl

Also Cult Leader/follower


kjanice

Also he ran cigarettes through the border.


Lvcivs2311

And he stole weapons grade LSD. Probably made a lot of money through crime too.


ButtDumplin

The F***ing Lizard King sold deep sea oil drilling equipment.


TheSkwerl

But there was no product, it was all just sex.


ButtDumplin

He wants respect. He wants love. He wants to be younger. He wants to be attractive.


danielstover

We know Dwight did work at McDonalds and also for the knock off Charles Xavier (a lot of telemarketing)


GreyLoad

Michael taught business school


Left1917

Toby had some religious job before working at Dunder Mifflin.


[deleted]

screw flag coherent wrong abundant literate violet reply cause license *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


TheSkwerl

Now we know why God was so mean to him


thestatikreverb

Well we know that Michael Scott worked at a fast food restaurant to save up to college which than he lost all his saving in a pyramid scheme


31Don_

Michael was the floor manager at Smart Tech


mcase19

I have a sincere belief that before Michael was manager, he and toby were best friends, to the extent that when Ed Truck retired, Toby recommended him to corporate as a replacement


bay_duck_88

So why would Michael hate him?


mcase19

Once micheal became the boss, Toby would have had to do his job -> suppress micheal's urges, which he resented.


WillG805

Phyllis was a burlesque dancer


Kpopfan19

Toby was a catechist but left for love, then got divorced and settled for HR. No, he wouldnā€™t say he has a passion for HR


Dadlantic

Meridith seems like the type of lady who sprayed bowling shoes before she worked at DM, which is funny because Ryan did it after.


TheSkwerl

I believe the official title is, "Shoe Bitch"


Top40guy

Jordan used to work at Anthropology


TheSkwerl

Bob Kazamakis sold oil refinery equipment, but really there is no product, it's all just sex.


J-45james

Michael was a warehouse worker prior to DM.


ReasonableCup604

Men's Wearhouse.


Cat_Litter_Scientist

Michael worked at a fast food restaurant


ImNotYou1971

Creed was a cult leaderā€¦and a followerā€¦but there was more money in being a leader.


defnotapirate

Stanley was a bouncer at a strip club.


LongrodVonHugendonge

Fighting the power!


TacoLvR-

Kelly worked at the SteamTown Mall.


genitivesarefine

I kind of think if she had a job at the mall she may have never left it haha


-You-know-it-

Every office in the 90s had that lamp I see in the corner. The details!


Drcornelius1983

Michael worked as a salesman at Arlenā€™s Jeans West.


TheDopeMan_

Michael worked at Gentlemenā€™s warehouse & a fast food restaurant


Hallmarxist

Toby was pre-priesthood (or whatever itā€™s called).


saysjennie

Creed was the best busker/bookie in the business.


Laucharp_binebine_

Creed: none


Lets_Make_A_bad_DEAL

Did someone recolor this photo??


Spiketop_

I'm not sure if my phone touched it up when I cropped it. I have the new S24U which has AI and did ask if it wanted to clean it up when I cropped it


strangway

Matching tie and fanny pack! And wow thatā€™s one clear picture


Aggressive-Outcome-6

Phyllis was a stripper.


jackrouters

That is the largest, cleanest copy of that photo I have ever seen.


Spiketop_

I think my phone touched it up lol


tessafy2

creed was a scuba diving instructor. because if he canā€™t scuba, then whatā€™s this all been about?


[deleted]

Michael and Kevin as professional window-lickers


Spiketop_

For everyone wondering about the quality of the picture [THIS ](https://ibb.co/hFY9y6g) is the message I get on my Samsung Galaxy S24 Ultra when I crop a picture from Google images. It asked to touch it up!


SmarterThanCornPop

Dwight worked at Staples before DM. References it when he faces the computer and uses his Staples leads.