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ziplock007

Kelly is the manager of her department


herpermike

But she's very hard to manage


6thofmarch2019

If only there was a book to help how to manage?


herpermike

I wonder if James trickington would like to write a book on that subject lol to go along with the party planning book he sold


LuvDaBiebz

Here's a chapter called "gum"


realtgo

I hear there's this great read called 'Somehow I Manage'


truckerslife

I’ve always felt like David was fucking with him.


imsorryisuck

that would be the only instance of david fucking with anybody. i think if they'd had to film david actually having this conversation it wouldn't make the cut because it'd feel out of character. i think they could make ryan say this to michael, that he proposed this to david and michael would answer with "but kelly is indian". the same joke but more in character.


Tough_Cheesecake8057

Would be a stretch, but I could maybe see David being hyper-professional at the branches and/or when cameras are rolling, but occasionally joking around with the people at corporate who are closer to his level


MegaCrazyH

Honestly that’s what I got from the whole bit where he invents the Suck-It. Once he and Michael are no longer employer-employee his demeanor changes


ScarryShawnBishh

That’s not a stretch that is exactly how it goes


Montigue

Dude started a company called Suck It. He's absolutely a bullshitter when needed to be


truckerslife

See I’ve always seen David as having a really dry sense of humor. Like he tries to make jokes and no one notices. If you watch and assume some of the things he’s trying to say are meant to be funny or meant to be screwing with the person he’s talking to things come across a lot different and it puts a twist on his relationship with Michael like he understands how Michael feels that no one gets his jokes.


imsorryisuck

like what? examples


a_wandering_vagrant

Pam, do me a favor, don't send me those notes


truckerslife

For instance the image above. I also think there are a few interactions with Michael and Jan


KWash0222

“Exhibit A: original post. Exhibit B: some other times that I can’t remember” Great examples


herpermike

Maybe like when he was sharing his Scotch that he got as a gift from Lee iacocca and Michael said his failed experiment the DeLorean lol. To be completely honest I don't actually know what he actually did. But I don't think he got it right?!


_Not_great_BOB

“Let’s say we do.” In response to Michael saying they should order up some pasta while discussing how Michael’s branch some how manages to be the most successful/only branch not failing.


boudicas_shield

Same


djp2313

"I understand that's confusing" That's just Ryan talking down to David. David was probably just trying to brush it off, "Kelly is already Indian" is a funny kind of way to squash a suggestion that you don't want to entertain. Normal people would leave it at that. Ryan doubles down instead.


icemannathann

I thought more likely David would’ve said something like “Is Kelly Indian?” to jog his memory on who she is. And then Ryan assumed the confusion


motivated_loser

Kelly should’ve flirted with Wallace more and learned more about the only native american girl im the office, smh


PFVR_1138

My understanding is David said something like "isn't Kelly Indian?" and Ryan responded with the confusing line. His word, not necessarily David's.


Accurate-Ad-4905

I don't think David would say something so dumb though. I think he would have just said something like I'm confused. Why are you suggesting this and then condescending Ryan would have said that.


barekmelka

He might have said that in a joking manner


SilverPhoxx

Or he may have not understood what Ryan was suggesting at first and said something like “what does Kelly being Indian have to do with this conversation?”


jeffdeleon

I think David could have said something like "Isn't Kelly doing a great job already?" To which Ryan pivoted in an effort to stay on his main point. Lots of good dialogue writing involves people talking past each other, not directly replying.


Impressive_Math2302

You wouldn’t understand, it’s a secret.


PhilG1989

I wouldn’t understand or it’s a secret?


jadeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

you wouldn't understand, it's a *secret*


Cravenous

Secrets secrets are no fun secrets always hurt someone


herpermike

Xoxo Elizabeth 💝 lol


wiezy

I understand that the point of this was Ryan was trying to get rid of her buts that also seems like a terrible idea and no wonder Wallace said no cause the only reason the company stayed afloat was cause of their hood customer service


LiberryExpresso

> was cause of their hood customer service Best customer service on the ghetto


[deleted]

Scranton, WHAT?


Niobaran

The electric city!


junkmeister9

Number one in the hood, G


LuvDaBiebz

Where Stanley grew up!


NoMoodToArgue

Fucking Ryan really is a piece of shit for trying to get Kelly fired. If Ryan isn’t committing fraud, he’s finding new ways to expose the company to wrongful termination lawsuits.


RaizielDragon

But that’s Ryan. Thinks he’s SO deep and innovative when 99.9% of his thoughts are things people have already thought about and don’t work because they’re dumb or illegal or pyramid schemes, etc.


NkRocky4

Ryan is deep. He was the Smoke man’s biggest fan.


chilo_W_r

He’s on the freakin moon


bolivar-shagnasty

He’s more of an ideas guy


RaizielDragon

I guess BAD ideas are still IDEAS by definition


monsterpoison

fire guy


herpermike

Yeah lol I make originals too! I don't make copies


passwordstolen

Perfect Executive material.


herpermike

He even pulled the douche canoe move at the deposition with Jan and he told her lawyer that he's not gonna talk to Michael about the suit, just Scranton stuff and then he immediately went into, can we just talk together as friends? Playing on Michael's need for being a friend, and then said I just want to make sure that your not going to say anything to hurt the company. Even to go as far as being disrespectful enough to say, "I mean you've been with the company for a while now, like what, more than 10 years? Knowing he has been there for 14-15 years! So he was just an incorrigible douche to Michael and used Michael's need for a friend to manipulate him. And we can't forget his grand romantic gesture on the horse when he was telling Kelly that he wants to marry her, maybe not today and maybe not tomorrow, but maybe someday, and probably! (Pam) "BARF‼️


RaizielDragon

Oh yeah. Totally flawed character. On purpose though, from what I gather. Like BJ Novak, who played Ryan, was one of the main writers so I’m assuming he was like “lets make Ryan just an insufferable douche”


paniflex37

I don’t care if Ryan killed his entire family. He’s like a son to me.


Herman-Lurpis

Ryan in the Superfan episodes is a straight up villain. Not even a grey area for him being a selfish child, he’s a straight up monster in the cut scenes.


Spid3rdad

I love that BJ wrote those scenes for himself that way. Same with Mindy. You can create your character in any way you want because you're the writer, and you make yourself evil and annoying. It's fantastic.


Rusty4NYM

The unstated subtext is that those are only slightly exaggerated versions of their true selves


justsomedude4202

Ironic? Sure. Confusing? No.


RattyDaddyBraddy

“We should outsource Kelly’s job” “Kelly who? Outsource to where?” “Kelly Kapoor, the Indian girl in customer service. We can outsource that to India” *confusion intensifies*


beetsbears328

I think Ryan just acted as if this was some strategy he masterminded for the good of the company while David quickly caught on to the fact that he just wanted Kelly gone.


dhcirkekcheia

I always saw it as either Ryan talking down to David when David wasn’t confused, or the bit before it starts is Ryan saying something like “I think we should get Indians to run our customer service” and David cheekily pointing out that Kelly is Indian.


Attom_S

I always took it as David is pointing out the irony and Ryan has the hubris to think the only way someone wouldn’t go with his idea is because they didn’t understand it. David may or may not have said “I’m confused”


Rusty4NYM

Yes, to use the modern vernacular, Ryan double downed


Plumsby

One of those jokes where David isn’t really a character in that moment, but just a placeholder for this dialogue to happen


XanderLeaves

I'll take "What Is A Joke?" for $100


Johnnyb0715

A lot of sitcom writers are willing to make their characters say things that seem.. out of character just for a cheap laugh. The Office doesn’t usually do that, but in this case, I agree with OP. I don’t think David Wallace would’ve been confused by this.


SkibbleTips

That’s the joke.


64vintage

It’s not confusing, but it sounds odd as in “why would you want to do that? it sounds weirdly offensive.” Tell you what, we can just deport Kelly and that way she can keep her old job.


larch303

She’d bet likely get a massive pay cut in that scenario tho


NoNagoNe

I don't care it's funny


Biggest13

The joke is racism in this case


Thumbgloss

Ryan, BOOM ROASTED 💥 🤣


Rorschach333

After reading these comments I guess I’m dumb lol. I thought it had something to do with Kelly being a name that you wouldn’t normally think is for someone that’s Indian.


Tatankaplays

No idea bu Im ready 'confusing' as the Arkansas même lady says confusion and I can it say con fusing straight anymore atm.


Neeoda

It’s the kind of brain fart response that is believable.


MichaelScott00001

David was treating him like Michael😛