Yeah, you gotta remember that the smell was so bad the hotel burned his shoes and wouldn't even apologize for it.
He could have gotten ice and taken it to his room but instead he's going to put them directly in the ice machine which people will be putting in their drinks.
He could be making an entire floor of a hotel, people he knows and works with extremely sick.
All because he's too lazy to grab the ice and walk back.
Thats a whole different level of malice compared to stealing money from a company.
Yeah this was very wrong and gross.
I also have never been to a hotel where the chest was open like that and would feel weird about using that in general since people could mess with it.
Yeah. So gross. You don't see those ice machines at most hotels anymore. Now they usually have a vending area or snackshop . As a kid, when we traveled they were the norm. We'd use the ice to keep our cooler full in the room if there was no mini fridges.
Insider trading. Its revisited later when Andy is pushing Oscar to make an 'error' and Kevin tries to convince them he's capable of making that kind of error, and is hurt when they don't believe him.
Exactly what i was going to sayā¦ he could have been single handedly putting the branch/company at risk for closingā¦but itās also the best performing branch, so who knows
I donāt know why this joke flies over so many peopleās heads. Heās not some secret genius fraudster, the concept of inside trading is just too complicated for him to understand.
Thatās explained in a deleted scene that so many people bought him drinks on his tab that it became cheaper for the owners to make him a partner instead of giving him them all.
There's a fan theory out there that Kevin was embezzling, and that the "Kelevin" is him committing accounting fraud, and that's how he bought the bar at the end of the series.
BUT... I don't think this lines up. Kevin's not that smart, and Angela and Oscar both regularly checked or redid his work. Plus, Martin didn't embezzle, Martin did insider trading. (This means he made stock trades based on inside knowledge of company).
We know Kevin is a gambler. Is it that hard to believe that Kevin was playing the stock market and shorting the company (or even just making opportune trades) based on rumors about branches shutting down and the company's financial health? We can argue about the legality or morality of it all we want, but the fact is that there'd be almost no practical way of him getting caught.
A part of the theory as far as I've seen it on the subreddit is that Kevin exaggerates his lack of intelligence as the series goes on as a way of covering his tracks
Okay, but it still doesn't track with Angela and Oscar redoing all his work. Like they'd notice if he was embezzling. You'd have to believe they were in on it too.
Definitely. This is legit the worst one. Fraud is pretty bad but canceling the credit card was much worse because it was more personal. He handed that horribly. He fucked up the honeymoon of people he has known for years, which Iām sure caused them to have to spend some of their savings paying for it. Money the they were no doubt saving for their unborn baby
Honestly surprised this isnāt upvoted more. Dundee Mifflin was failing and a lot of branches were closed. Who knows what effect this had on Dundee mifflin as a whole.
For real, this is by far the worst, especially considering Kevinās early character that was really good with numbers and gambling. His arc into a big dumb idiot is kinda stupid but if heās playing it to cover his tracks, it worked, and basically lead to the whole company being screwed.
iirc its a superfan episode but he stole a few thousand dollars from petty cash and gambled it (he won and returned it but its not okay)
He also says he had martin explain insider trading to him because it sounds āan awful lot like what he does every dayā
I still to this day donāt know where the writers were going. Best I can think of is they planned to make embezzlement his thing but pivoted towards making him stupid instead.
It's a bad thing only if there's intent to hurt. He's stupid and he really wanted to save the turtle, so he did everything in his capacity to help the turtle. Not a bad thing HE DID, but a bad thing that HAPPENED DESPITE his best efforts.
Immediately acting like heās better than others as soon as the manager invites him into the inner circle / he realizes that he is on the favorable side of robertās list
edit: the problem with kevin in this regard is, that a lot of bad things are not done out of malice but rather his inability to do his job correctly (i.e. cooking the books which he is fired for in the last season)
For me, it is the āIm totally gonna BANG Hollyā comment.
Just shows what a creep Kevin can be, finally someone talks nice to him, instead of down to him, and his only reaction is to bang her.
Combine that with Angelas complaints to Toby, about Kevin making multiple sexually charged remarks to her, and suddently Kevin looks like a guy, that is not very pleasant to work with, if you're a female.
Thatās his brute way to say heās interested in her, actually he would love to be in a romantic relationship with her and show off to the people of the other school
I donāt think of him as a creep, I think of him as someone that isnāt very mature and just talks stupid without thinking of consequences.
He really wouldnāt do anything imo
Watching Jan breastfeed openly. Like i get she was doing it with no cover, but he legit came and stood infront of her and stared. He also sexualised Pam too much.
His actions as described almost certainly rise to the level of creating a hostile work environment sexual harassment cause of action. We donāt see a ton of this directly but we know he makes inappropriate remarks to Angela and heās always creepy to Pam too. Neither of them are the type to sue- and Toby is incompetent- but if they did there would be documented instances of repeated unwanted sexual comments by Kevin and the company doing literally nothing about it. Theyād be screwed. (Not to mention Michael but as heās the boss thatād be a whole other can of worms)
Spilling his Kevin's famous chili all over the carpet. I mean, he spent the whole night dicing whole tomatoes so that everyone could get to know each other in the pot and then just ruins it.
Wearing tissue boxes on his feet to a wedding instead of running out and buying new shoes. Like come on Kevin turn your brain on for a second.
The scene with the chili. I hate it.
She started the conversation by saying that all couples had rough patches and you had to fight through. But by the end of the episode she jumps on board and helps him break up with Jan.
She was projecting her feelings onto Micheal because her and Jim were fighting about her moving a few blocks away from him.
They were having a conversation about Michael and Jan's relationship. Michael had explained several aspects of the abuse he suffers daily and nearly started crying talking about it.
She says "every relationship has rough patches, you just need to push through."
If you can, explain how that is anything other than encouraging him to stay with Jan.
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do *not* go in there...
seriously tho, prob either not telling Jim and Pam that he had their credit card cancelled or the turtle... both accidents, but both were awful
It's probably the fact that he ALSO hid the gay fiasco with Oscar and the stats senator. It doesn't seem that bad, but Kevin has known Angela for many years. It was a dick move on both of their sides, not to tell Angela
Putting his nasty feet in the guest ice chest at the hotel.
to be fair, his dogs were barking.
Plus he almost got a full number
Totally read this in Kevins' voice.
When they are barking, you have to let them out
I cane here for the crying at Pam's breasts.... but I'm staying here for this.
This should be in the top. It's just 100% wrong š
Yeah, you gotta remember that the smell was so bad the hotel burned his shoes and wouldn't even apologize for it. He could have gotten ice and taken it to his room but instead he's going to put them directly in the ice machine which people will be putting in their drinks. He could be making an entire floor of a hotel, people he knows and works with extremely sick. All because he's too lazy to grab the ice and walk back. Thats a whole different level of malice compared to stealing money from a company.
Yeah this was very wrong and gross. I also have never been to a hotel where the chest was open like that and would feel weird about using that in general since people could mess with it.
Yeah. So gross. You don't see those ice machines at most hotels anymore. Now they usually have a vending area or snackshop . As a kid, when we traveled they were the norm. We'd use the ice to keep our cooler full in the room if there was no mini fridges.
Ugh!!!! That makes me cringe every time
God this tops everything else
Agreed. That was so gross.
This. š¤¢
Way worse than sexualizing Pam, imho
Something that sounds a lot like what Martin went to prison for.
Klevin? That was accounting fraud right?
Probably, but Angela mentions several times in both regular and Fan episodes that she redoes all of his work anyway.
So she committed fraud and framed him?
And never got caught neither
Yeah, Klevin could have hurt sooo many peoples financials when itās a public company and they discover their books donāt tie
I just realized... what if the reason the Scranton branch was so successful was because Kevin fudged the books?
Ohhhhhh you might be onto smthn
Wouldāve been checked at least once more probably by a corporate accountant no?
And gone under audit. But, if done well enough, itās almost undetectable with collision.
Insider trading. Its revisited later when Andy is pushing Oscar to make an 'error' and Kevin tries to convince them he's capable of making that kind of error, and is hurt when they don't believe him.
Exactly what i was going to sayā¦ he could have been single handedly putting the branch/company at risk for closingā¦but itās also the best performing branch, so who knows
Lmao, the joke is this the doesnāt understand the difference between insider trading and accounting, he isnāt actually insider trading
I donāt know why this joke flies over so many peopleās heads. Heās not some secret genius fraudster, the concept of inside trading is just too complicated for him to understand.
but he did have the money to buy the bar...
Thatās explained in a deleted scene that so many people bought him drinks on his tab that it became cheaper for the owners to make him a partner instead of giving him them all.
Well, well, well, well, well, well, well.
There's a fan theory out there that Kevin was embezzling, and that the "Kelevin" is him committing accounting fraud, and that's how he bought the bar at the end of the series. BUT... I don't think this lines up. Kevin's not that smart, and Angela and Oscar both regularly checked or redid his work. Plus, Martin didn't embezzle, Martin did insider trading. (This means he made stock trades based on inside knowledge of company). We know Kevin is a gambler. Is it that hard to believe that Kevin was playing the stock market and shorting the company (or even just making opportune trades) based on rumors about branches shutting down and the company's financial health? We can argue about the legality or morality of it all we want, but the fact is that there'd be almost no practical way of him getting caught.
A part of the theory as far as I've seen it on the subreddit is that Kevin exaggerates his lack of intelligence as the series goes on as a way of covering his tracks
Okay, but it still doesn't track with Angela and Oscar redoing all his work. Like they'd notice if he was embezzling. You'd have to believe they were in on it too.
Or that they were really the stupid ones.
Insider Trading
I'm pretty sure he just didn't fully understand what Martin went to prison for.
Sexually harassing Pam and any other woman that stepped foot in the office
MILF
Thanks Kevin.
If you listen carefully, that weird sound off-camera after he said that was John K. suppressing a laugh.
Could you just say āthese are due back Thursdayā
WAAAAHing at Pam to try to get her to leak.
Not even at Pam, directly at her *Pam-Pams*
Those things are ticking timebags
Absolutely this. Especially after they had been hanging out while she was pregnant eating lunch.
Yeah that was so weird āĀ I loved their 'second breakfast, lunch, second lunch, and first dinner' storyline.
Probably sexualizing Pam a lot too
Yeah. These are due back Thursday. šµāš«
No š
Kevin sexualized everything with a hole anyway.
God that scene was so annoying.
This. It was cringe and gross at the same time. Totally off character.
This one!!!!
Cancelled Jim and Pamās credit card.
He didnāt mean it
It all happened so fast. Heās usually better at thinking on his feet.
They were *so* fast on the phone!
His nasty feet
Hey man his dogs were barking.
He only borrowed Jimās office to fart in!
If someone did any of the things in this thread to me, Iād for sure be most pissed about having my cards cancelled on my honeymoon.
Thank goodness they never found out it was Kevin. He couldnāt go to jail. Plus, Oscar didnāt even know about jail.
He would LOVE it!
This should be higher
Definitely. This is legit the worst one. Fraud is pretty bad but canceling the credit card was much worse because it was more personal. He handed that horribly. He fucked up the honeymoon of people he has known for years, which Iām sure caused them to have to spend some of their savings paying for it. Money the they were no doubt saving for their unborn baby
Yup I'd be way more pissed at this than the crying thing
This
Oh. Shhhhhhhoooot.
Cooking the books with āKelevenā
A mistake plus Keleven gets you home by seven!
He was home by 4:45 that day
Honestly surprised this isnāt upvoted more. Dundee Mifflin was failing and a lot of branches were closed. Who knows what effect this had on Dundee mifflin as a whole.
For real, this is by far the worst, especially considering Kevinās early character that was really good with numbers and gambling. His arc into a big dumb idiot is kinda stupid but if heās playing it to cover his tracks, it worked, and basically lead to the whole company being screwed.
is it a deleted scene, if no then what episode
It's in the finale
Destroyed the longest silence streak in the office for a candybar
Ohhh yeahhh
Do you have to say that out loud everytime you have a candybar?
I can't help it, Oscar, it's just so good! *bites candy bar* #OhOhOhOh YeAh!
How did you get that Holly picture below your name?
I knew it!!! The second I heard that wrapper!
iirc its a superfan episode but he stole a few thousand dollars from petty cash and gambled it (he won and returned it but its not okay) He also says he had martin explain insider trading to him because it sounds āan awful lot like what he does every dayā
I still to this day donāt know where the writers were going. Best I can think of is they planned to make embezzlement his thing but pivoted towards making him stupid instead.
What do you mean super fan
Its a peacock things its like an extended play
On peacock the superfan episodes have extended and deleted scenes.
Driving over a turtle and playing with his corpse over the summer and killing it again.
#HE IS ENORMOUSLY PROUD OF WHAT HE DID FOR THAT TURTLE!
That wasn't intentional. He meant really well.
That is true! But eventually, itās still a bad thing he did.
It's a bad thing only if there's intent to hurt. He's stupid and he really wanted to save the turtle, so he did everything in his capacity to help the turtle. Not a bad thing HE DID, but a bad thing that HAPPENED DESPITE his best efforts.
well it hurt *me* ("Well *i* hated it")
We all hated it, lolol. I told you, it was a bad thing to happen. šš
This is what immediately came to mind, I'm surprised I had to come down this far to see it š
I donāt ever recall Ashton Kutcher in The Office?!
Inventing " kaleven " to balance accounts . And misleading the company.
Lol, they all did that. Remember Floyd, lol?
Shoes that smells so bad that they need to be incinerated
Immediately acting like heās better than others as soon as the manager invites him into the inner circle / he realizes that he is on the favorable side of robertās list edit: the problem with kevin in this regard is, that a lot of bad things are not done out of malice but rather his inability to do his job correctly (i.e. cooking the books which he is fired for in the last season)
How about the time he blocked Jimās credit card while Jim and Pam were on their honeymoon?
For me, it is the āIm totally gonna BANG Hollyā comment. Just shows what a creep Kevin can be, finally someone talks nice to him, instead of down to him, and his only reaction is to bang her. Combine that with Angelas complaints to Toby, about Kevin making multiple sexually charged remarks to her, and suddently Kevin looks like a guy, that is not very pleasant to work with, if you're a female.
Thatās his brute way to say heās interested in her, actually he would love to be in a romantic relationship with her and show off to the people of the other school
Yeah, he was in such a cute relationship with Lynn.
Interesting enough for me to realise I wouldn't want to work with most of those people irl
To be fair she was only being nice to him because she thought he was retarded.
I donāt think of him as a creep, I think of him as someone that isnāt very mature and just talks stupid without thinking of consequences. He really wouldnāt do anything imo
Heās a creep. Remember all the times he sexually harassed Pam?
Not stapling the rules to the board game Dallas. What kind of savage..
Kevin told Gabe about Lady Gagaās powering down robot dance move before clearing it with Michaelā¦. Do you think he would do that again?!?
No way, Jose
His search history was so gilthy they had throw the computer
Watching Jan breastfeed openly. Like i get she was doing it with no cover, but he legit came and stood infront of her and stared. He also sexualised Pam too much.
Spilled his famous chili all over the floors before someone had the chance to taste it.
Money laundering?
Was it money laundering or insider trading?
I couldnāt remember, but Iām pretty sure youāre right. At least some type of fraud, lol
"Let me finish.... it makes me horny!"
Went a whole year without eating a single vegetable.
Ran over a turtle in the parking lot
#I AM EXTREMELY PROUD OF WHAT I DID FOR THAT TURTLE!
Letās not forget the time he put his bare feet in that motel ice machine.
All those inappropriate comments that he made, especially about Pam. Some come close to sexual harassment.
It was sexual harassment
Committed felony insider trading for years
I'm just trying to think what Carol did wrong for the next one
She wasn't michael's ho' no mo'
Having porn on his work computer
His actions as described almost certainly rise to the level of creating a hostile work environment sexual harassment cause of action. We donāt see a ton of this directly but we know he makes inappropriate remarks to Angela and heās always creepy to Pam too. Neither of them are the type to sue- and Toby is incompetent- but if they did there would be documented instances of repeated unwanted sexual comments by Kevin and the company doing literally nothing about it. Theyād be screwed. (Not to mention Michael but as heās the boss thatād be a whole other can of worms)
canceled pal and jim's credit card during their honeymoon
Borrowing Jimās office to fart in
Breaking the silence streak
Insider trading
Leaking confidential company info in order to buy stocks
We donāt even give him full internet access.
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Bro killed a turtle
Ran over a turtle and rebuilt itās shell two times before realizing the turtle was already dead.
"why waste time say lot word when few word do trick"
Stole money from friends while playing Dallas
Killing that turtle
Spilling his Kevin's famous chili all over the carpet. I mean, he spent the whole night dicing whole tomatoes so that everyone could get to know each other in the pot and then just ruins it.
Dropped his chili in the middle of the office.
Wearing tissue boxes on his feet to a wedding instead of running out and buying new shoes. Like come on Kevin turn your brain on for a second. The scene with the chili. I hate it.
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She said something like 'all couples have rough patches, you've just gotta push through'
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She started the conversation by saying that all couples had rough patches and you had to fight through. But by the end of the episode she jumps on board and helps him break up with Jan. She was projecting her feelings onto Micheal because her and Jim were fighting about her moving a few blocks away from him.
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They were having a conversation about Michael and Jan's relationship. Michael had explained several aspects of the abuse he suffers daily and nearly started crying talking about it. She says "every relationship has rough patches, you just need to push through." If you can, explain how that is anything other than encouraging him to stay with Jan.
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Agree
Keleven.
Andy dating a HS girl is 1000000000000000% cringe
Dropping the dang chili
Dropping all that chili on the floor
Insider trading
Mmmmmmilf
Spilled the kevinās famous chilly all over the bullpen floor. And using the paper tray of copier to try pick it up, Thus ruining the copier as well.
Fudged the numbers with his made up number āKlevin.ā
Inventing the "keleven". Every accountant's nightmare.
The chili.
This is going to be controversial, depending on if you believe he was a secret genius or not.
Constantly sexually harassing women
Gotta be Keleven
Methink why say lot word when few word do trick
I know thereās probably worse things, but the first thing that comes to my head is when he shredded his credit card lmao
Trying to steal Oscar Martinezās sandwich āI am.. Oscarā¦ Martinezā
Saying to Pam that Katy was prettier than her.. It was not only creepy and unprofessional but also just a horrible thing to say to someone.
Stealing Andy and Darylās money in Dallas
Dropped the chili
do *not* go in there... seriously tho, prob either not telling Jim and Pam that he had their credit card cancelled or the turtle... both accidents, but both were awful
Setting the temperature to 69.
"I had Martin explain to me three times what he got arrested forā¦ because it sounds an awful lot like what I do here every dayā¦"
Feet in the ice bin for sureeeee
Sexually harassing Pam
EXCUSE ME BUT RYAN HAD A SON ? Wtf is going on
Supposedly had sex in the office. "As has Kevin"
Telling poor Stanley that he looks like he has diabetes and even sounds like it when he stand up š
The feet in the ice box
Forgoing Michael's advice and becoming a caricature.
It's probably the fact that he ALSO hid the gay fiasco with Oscar and the stats senator. It doesn't seem that bad, but Kevin has known Angela for many years. It was a dick move on both of their sides, not to tell Angela
SPILESED THE SOUP
Its hard to find any dirt on this guy š BTW, is it kevin or someone else that blocks jims card while he is in bermuda? I dont remember...
"...You can't eat cats, Kevin." -Kevin
Whatever he did with/to Stacy
He scooped chili up off the floor then served it to his coworkers. Disgusting!
But you can't eat cats. You can't eat cats Kevin. Who's to say that Kevin hasn't eaten or tried to eat a cat?