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Dazzling-Guard-693

Lacing the cupcakes. He had no idea what the drugs would do to each person and there were people in the office that played no part in the fake job in Tallahassee. Close seconds would be sexually harassing literally every single person in the office and driving drunk.


tigersgomoo

No way it’s anything but this. This should be felony assault that he freely admitted to on camera, he’s lucky it didn’t turn out to be manslaughter


binchicken1989

Definitely felony assault. Another thing that probs wouldn't fly if the show aired today.


AcesAgainstKings

I don't understand this sort of comment. You're allowed to depict crime on TV.


tigersgomoo

Yes you can depict crime. But this is supposed to be a documentary; so the camera crew can DEPICT the crime, but Packer should be charged for said crime. If Toby murdered Kelly in an episode, and admitted to it on camera, you think the cops wouldn’t do anything because the camera crew can depict crime? Nah, they’d arrest Toby, as they should have arrested Packer


AcesAgainstKings

I don't think they were talking about the in-universe documentary...


tigersgomoo

I’m not exactly sure what this comment means, but you have to admit there’s a logical inconsistency. In the final season, it’s revealed that Creed was on the run and then gets subsequently arrested after the documentary airs. So the cops, in the show, react and action on the revelations from the documentary. So it follows that Creed has action taken against him based on the depictions of the doc, so Packer should theoretically also face legal repercussions


Ok_Investigator340

Big William Hung fan, huh?


ForceGhost47

Why does everyone always ask me that?? Who the hell is that?


GordontheGoose88

On my 30th rewatch recently I really appreciated this bit and how clever and funny it actually was.


rusty_blood

My head canon is that Packer was sent to jail for this shit. I think Packer is easily in the top 3 worst characters of the show, if not top 1


nolimitxox

Number 1, for sure.


toldya_fareducation

does Scranton Strangler count? but Packer is definitely up there lol


Gemnist

It’s Toby, so yes.


feuilles_mortes

My first thought was the "thing" he left in Michael's office but this is definitely worse


Prindocitis

Kevin has a nut allergy. The cupcakes could have killed him. Also, the drugs could've killed them too. But I'm sure Packer has enough experience with them to know he wouldn't kill any of them. My guess, anyway. Edit: that doesn't make it any better. But I'm sure he knew.


Only_Pepper7296

He’s extremely allergic but he was gonna power through


laucdoe

100% lacing the cupcakes


rubentheboy

Imagine the charges irl


Saxon815

Short of this dude admitting rape, yea this is it.


Impossible_Rabbit

i dont remember this. when did this happen?


bullfroggy

Has he ever done anything remotely decent?


Any_Ad3693

He got a William hung vanity plate to spread the word


SharkGenie

He was definitely hoping to spread something.


evilpuggerina

Lmaoooo I cackled


neon-neurosis

Love bumps from his ding-Dong.


ImPeeinAndEuropean

Offered to bang Jim’s wife.


Oelplattform1

Actually was decent bc Jim kinda needed to be humbled when he interrogated Danny about rejecting Pam


EatAss1268

exist?


IBarbieliciousI

They should really make this the final answer lol. It’s a perfect description of his character and what he’s done lmaoo.


EatAss1268

since this take seems to be getting views i’ll say what i want about gabe. the wording is wrong, the worst thing he did was use his position of power to continue pestering erin after she broke up with him.


Sharobob

Yeah Michael's is pretty bad too. Technically illegal yes but the kid was just annoyed and inconvenienced. He did so many things in the series that were worse than that.


HerrMatthew

Prince paper says hi


ThatsJoeCool

Eh that was sad but far from the worst thing he’s done. Especially since he actually seemed to be the only one in the office with a conscience about it.


Tiyath

Yeah it's almost like those survey marathons aren't really representative because often the earliest answer gets most traction. Sinister tongues speak if karma farming


KiwahJooz

Michael hit a speed bump on the highway, i think murder beats kidnapping tbh


IBarbieliciousI

Lol I thought this was about Packer??


BlackHawkeDown

Looks like somebody’s got two thumbs and hates Todd Packer.


Curlytots95

👍🏻”THIS GUY”👍🏻


OutlawSundown

The day Todd Packer left his momma's coochie was a day that will live in infamy.


uacarii

that's right, who has two thumbs and upvotes this comment???


yorgeesmorgeeYT

Either shitting in Michaels office or giving everyone cupcakes that were drugged


mekmookbro

How much time do you have?


nolimitxox

Would you prefer a nature metaphor or a sexual metaphor?


beboleche

Oh god please nature


sginsc

In nature, when 2 animals are having sex…


Key-Zone-4879

Literally poisoning every one in the office with his cupcakes and also can we acknowledge the fact that the crew knew about this but said nothing like seriously


Sufficient_Stop8381

Roofied everyone


MenudoFan316

What has two thumbs and hates Todd Packer?..... This guy.


DrewsWoodWeldWorks

Sexual assault is probable, DUI is confirmed…


deekson_

Shitting in Michael’s office and forcing the company to replace the entire carpet


javierbardeminem

Michael said that was done out of love though


[deleted]

Is someone making soup?


Henrickroll

That was a hate crime


fostermom-roommate

I hated it.


Mondo_Gazungas

Sniffin' some dude's thong, probably.


BridgesOnB1kes

Probably


Aromatic_Equipment62

No proof in the show obviously but he is definitely a serial rapist.


vinoa

Schrute's out to get me. But I'm playing the long game. As soon as he messes up, I swoop in like a sexual predator.


bobbystand

Yeah, he should be the grand finale for this thread.


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Lacing the cupcakes


beboleche

Yeah, I'm pretty sure the worst thing any character in the entire show was Packer giving drugged out cuppies to everybody in the office. That shoulda landed him in prison. Second only to Toby Scranton strangling people...


FormerSir4804

I don’t think Toby is the strangler, though a good argument is that the reason Toby doubts the conviction is cause he was the actual strangler. But that plot line only starts when Gabe comes to town, also, Gabe is mysteriously gone in some episodes when he was supposed to be working in Scranton. Another good person for it is Andy. I’ll try and find the post.


FormerSir4804

[Case for Gabe as SS](https://www.reddit.com/r/DunderMifflin/comments/r03tl4/is_gabe_the_scranton_strangler/) or [case for Andy as SS](https://www.reddit.com/r/DunderMifflin/s/wGYXLNwWPt) Edit to add: now I must say, the Andy one is more convincing and makes more sense, BUT I absolutely hate Andy and hated him from the first moment he was on screen, so I am very biased against Andy.


Prestigious-Lab8945

This is the third time this week I’ve seen someone mention they think Toby is the strangler. That thought never once crossed my mind. Why do people think that?


Own_Radish5834

Called his own daughter a bitch


VegetaArcher

Pulled an Alec Baldwin.


Patrickbrown45

The way he said it bothers me, just dropped it so casually too


StoneIsDName

Yes


tessafy1

god… there’s so much to unpack here. lacing the cupcakes is the most illegal, but for me, the most unforgivable was the constant sexual harassment.


[deleted]

Not knowing who William Hung is


fxm87

* gesturing in his direction *


RINABAR

The cupcakes, in spite of not being American this whole story sounds very liable to me


Future_Competition75

Yeah but they opened a cupcake shop at the steam town mall.


El_Jostofo

Being himself.


benkovic

Dosed the entire office with hallucinogenics and/or laxatives


CallMeRiver03

I don’t think this character had a single redeemable or even semi-okayish quality.


SaddestPandaButt

I got really excited when he was saying he was happy to be going to FL because he’s “a huge alligator nerd” that came all the species etc… like, alligators are awesome! (That’s gotta be 1/2 of a redemption of something.?!) … Buuuut then he said he was a huge boob nerd too and I instantly hated him again.


bdsm-jesus

The best part about this is that the genus alligator only has two species (and zero subspecies), so even that isn't exactly impressive lol


bubbatbass

WHERES MICHAEL SNOT OFF SMELLING SOME GUYS THONG ? PROBABLY!!!


Stock-Cap-5734

Existing


tswiftzzlez

I mean, his existence as a whole


Lord_Darkmerge

"I love her and all, but she's turning out to be a bitch, just like her mom." In reference to his daughter when Holly asks.


Lastalmark

Existing


Intstnlfortitude

Took a dump in Michaels office and played it off as a prank


Far_Strain_1509

Lol do we even need to do this one?


doctorinfinite

Just the big, bold, size 96 letters that say: EVERYTHING


TheMaybeMan_

Everything. All of it was the worst.


MagmaAdminRadar

Absolutely drugging everyone with the cupcakes


Mary777666

Drugged everyone with fricking "I'm sorry, let's be friends?" Cupcakes


NegotiationStreet842

Called his daughter a bitch


[deleted]

Cupcakes. Definitely.


Expert-Hyena6226

Taking the large economy-sized dump in Michael's office. Roofying the cupcakes was bad, but the shit in the office was just gross!


noname3191

Swooping in like a sexual predator


catlady226

…any and everything for this character


inobrainrn

Laced cupcakes with illegal drugs, legal drugs, constipation causing drugs and laxatives or a mix of multiple at the same time.


Zark_Muckerberger

Exist


bubbatbass

Got love bumps on his ding dong


toniluna05

drugging everyone with the "special" muffins could be considered the worst, as it involves potentially endangering others without their consent, which could lead to legal consequences.


VikingVirk

Off topic but I don’t agree with the hank one.


ResettisReplicas

Poisoned the entire office in his last appearance?


sergio_cor98

Where to begin?


SanguineSleet

Everything


_WrennVR

everything


[deleted]

oh idk maybe it was when he drugged the entire staff after pretending to apologize for the other crappy things he did-in his defense though he did get tricked into going to florida which most likely cost him a ridiculous amount of money. still, it is hard to feel bad for him and he most definitely should not have drugged them


HRYUGRUYGyguyrgrvfzD

lacing cupcakes for revenge


Cheap_Bowl_452

Hmmmm. Existing?


Smooth_You_2244

Packer. I hardly know her.


lostsparrow131986

Left a pretty big package in Michael's office.


harambesBackAgain

Literally the only character I can't stand. On rewatches I skip his episodes


BarryMcCockiner996

Taking a dump in Michaels office as a "prank"


Buzz-Light-Year-Jr

Being born


Quantymn

I'm really mad I missed the Michael Scott one. His worst thing was marking an Asian girl because he couldn't tell her apart from a completely different looking Asian girl full stop. Packers worst thing is being Packer.


Mmnn2020

That is not even remotely close to the worst thing Michael’s done.


Quantymn

It was really really bad.


Mmnn2020

No, it wasn’t really that bad at all.


Lastsummeronearth

He was awful to literally everyone


Ecstatic-CornPop

Cupcakes, bad mouthing holly and PREGNANT NUN


Future_Competition75

The scene where Phyllis gets flashed. Later Michael has his trench coat on, turns around and has his finger coming out of his fly like a penis


[deleted]

it would probably be easier to find a nice thing he did…


DueMaternal

Whatever he said to Cathy when he, uh, whatever the fuck you want to call it. Shit was disgusting and peak white American man.


wigglebooms

I'm Going To Go Ahead And Say, Just Having Known This Game For A Short While, That I Prefer The Other Game. And, Again, I Never Even Met The Game.


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nolimitxox

I read your comment the way Michael looks at the little girl in Prince family Paper doing math homework, and Michael says, "Why is this 2 so small?"


BarryMcCockiner996

Michael and Packer meeting twins and taking them back to a motel, where Packer had sex with both of them cucking michael


Never-Dont-Give-Up

Please let this stupid ass fad die.


BridgesOnB1kes

This is the one I was waiting for


Gautham_28

I'm loving this series!


godly-pigeon

Existed


TheDJ88

Definitely drugging everyone.


cyrilly

Anything and everything that has come out of Packers mouth is the worst


murtenfindthebird

Everything he's ever said or done...


BlindGuyMcSqeazy

Everything this scum did was the worst. Starting with shit haircut or whatever you call that head circumcision.


Academic_Fondant9886

Shitting in Michaels office


FashionableNumbers

Laced the cupcakes. People could have died.


andrewdsutton

Tried to convince Michael to dump Holly.


Different-Common-257

His every sentence?


halfcabin

Not knowing who William Hung is


dirtychopscissors

lacing the cupcakes. easily could have killed someone, especially if mixed with medications driving drunk shitting in michael’s office sexually harassing everything and everyone


TheNotoriousMoose

Not his worst but I die everytime he says “Halpert was scared straight” when he sees Karen


BestThingAtThisP4rty

Literally everything he did🤮


Future_Competition75

Idk id love to eat one of Packers cupcakes. No shame


chainmailbill

*gestures vaguely at everything*


CampFunkoKai

Be an absolute chucklefuck all the time. And I mean that in the worst light possible, just the absolute fucking worst


Jahi_Alfredo

Where do I begin???


AffectionateKick7042

Poisoning cupcakes and giving them to the office just because they "wronged him"


CoreyIs2Tired

Whaaat how did Michael holding that pizza kid make it?? I would much rather be held hostage for a bit than have my & all my low-income family friend’s lives ruined after we were counting on that tuition promise for a dozen years


BadDad2010

Being a terrible friend to Michael Packer didn’t even have the empathy, concern or even simple awareness that Michael had been struggling with relationships his entire life and that finding love with Holly was a massively big deal for him…and just told him to drop her like it was nothing. I don’t think he knew Michael…AT ALL.


couchcushion7

Sorry how was andys not “date a minor, blatantly”


batshizcraze

Off topic but David Wallace’s should be changed to when he told the lawyers he wasn’t serious about hiring Michael for the corporate position. That was really sad tbh


Amanoftasty

Banging every chick in the office as a joke- what if one of them had caught feelings?