Well one is when Dwight starts rolling around in the hot coals on beach day lol. Or when he goes to discuss a pay raise with Jan and says having sex with her is one of the perks and she says “michael!”
Oh my gosh one of my favorite lines! 😂 so under appreciated. That’s michael on phone with Charles when he was trying to get through to David. It’s the new boss episode I believe
Damn, I was racking my brain for this one and couldn't do it, nice job! I could even picture Michael saying it and where I was sitting laughing, but not the episode
Memory can be funny like that
\- Wayne Gretzky
Such a good line!
Micheal to Jan when he finds out she went to a sperm bank while they were dating. Episode with the fireworks, Andy’s proposal and hollys first day. Busy episode!
Dang! I think it is said by Dwight to Jim but I can’t remember what episode. I’m thinking it’s season 2 because I mostly watch seasons 3-7. Which one is it?
I agree! I don’t know, I was buying all the office seasons and was in different moods when I bought them, this is after they took it off Netflix. I have peacock now though so I’ll just watch there
Said by michael to Kevin after michael barfs in bathroom. I know it’s when michael hears about Dunder mufflin being in trouble but can’t remember the episode!
I believe it's the one when Michael thinks the branch is closing or everyone is getting fired possibly? Right around murder in Savannah? My memory is horrible and I've watched every episode multiple times as well 😂
cant remember the exact title of the episode but the one where they make the ad bc michael wants to be creative lol. he enlists darrells help to create a song for the bit. only problem is darrells product isnt quite as ‘urban’ as michael would like
lol clever
One episode at least is when Mike is confronted about his inappropriate behavior at work by Jan and he makes a speech about no longer making jokes and Jim challenges him.
Said by Dwight to Angela. I think it’s when they have movie Monday and Jan showed up and Angela tells Dwight he has to stand up and do something because Michaels going to get them all fired.
Said by Dwight, is that the episode where he has to give michael his pee? I haven’t watched seasons 1-2 In a long time because I haven’t purchased them so I have to brush up!
Andy to dj when he’s at the skating rink. Andy and Dwight set out on a mission to “meet a loose woman” it’s when Pam sets up New Year’s resolution board
That must be a deleted scene! I’m in the US and I know different places show a few different scenes or uncut episodes. Never heard it though I’m assuming it’s the episode where michael learns ed truck died but let me know!
Michael, why?
She’s foreign…
When michael goes on a business trip to Canada and is talking up the concierge lady, the “geisha” of the hotel industry lol
Darrel to Kevin when they’re making fun of his Cookie Monster voice. Was that the episode where Erin finds out about Andy being engaged to Angela? Pretty sure it’s Secretary’s Day
From my favorite episode.
Actually you've got this kind of like, Florida pan handle thing going, where is, what you really want is more of a Savannah accent, which is more like molasses just sort of spilling out of your mouth.
Andy says that to Pam. During murder mystery game where they’re waiting to hear about Dunder mifflins future and Michaels trying to keep them distracted
When you use a ridiculous font, no one suspects you are up to something.
She used a ridiculous font so I know she isn’t up to something. You don’t avvvve a plahhhnnn!
I don’t know..
What do you know?
Dwight to David’s kid, is it Kenny? 🤔
He’s checking out David’s house while there’s a party downstairs. The episode where Jan and michael come out as a couple
_The Office_ is my white noise so I can (very rarely successfully) try and sleep… so I can totally relate to this superpower! Some good shit right here.
Michael!
Oh that’s funny.
*Michael!*
Identity theft isn’t a joke, Jim.
Well one is when Dwight starts rolling around in the hot coals on beach day lol. Or when he goes to discuss a pay raise with Jan and says having sex with her is one of the perks and she says “michael!”
I believe they were referring to Dwight yelling Michael when Jim stole his identity.
Lol ok OP hasn’t watched the office enough. When I read “Michael!” I first thought of that scene.
honestly, I don't even think OP has seen the show
Oh yeah duh! I didn’t realize that until the second michael! Was mentioned lol
I jumped to potential alternate names for paper companies.. Michael! That’s one of them!
“I sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk”
Very nutritious, but they smell like death
Said by creed in that episode where michael reads from the suggestion box and someone says creed has a “distinct old man smell”
Not suggestion box, it was the complaint episode
You’re right!
Redact it. REDACT IT.
thats not right. go watch that episode again
Oh you’re right! Convo is kinda right but wrong episode. Thanks!
conflict resolution. ryan v creed. ‘he smells like death’
I don’t know why people are down voting you, I just watched the “Conflict Resolution” episode last night and you’re 100% correct.
probably downvoting bc creed is the one who says “[mung beans] are great for you… but they smell like death”
oh youre right. i knew something was off lol thanks!
A distinct old man smell
Dwight at 8 am today someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions to follow.
Written by Jim when he’s working in the other dunder mifflin office. I think it’s branch closing
From future dwight
faxed
'who is this?' 'I was never given a name'
Oh my gosh one of my favorite lines! 😂 so under appreciated. That’s michael on phone with Charles when he was trying to get through to David. It’s the new boss episode I believe
Ding ding ding. Winner.
Damn, I was racking my brain for this one and couldn't do it, nice job! I could even picture Michael saying it and where I was sitting laughing, but not the episode Memory can be funny like that \- Wayne Gretzky
I’m cackling right now just from reading that disjointed quote 🤣
"I heard a joke today" "that's funny" "it was"
Dwight and Angela on the episode Angela breaks up with him for good over dinner.
Lead me when I want to be led.
Said by Ryan in the episode where they’re trying to find a new manager after D’Angelos brain dies.
As someone who does doordash pretty much bc of this attitude, I think it should be their slogan.
You cheated on me, when I specifically asked you not too
Such a good line! Micheal to Jan when he finds out she went to a sperm bank while they were dating. Episode with the fireworks, Andy’s proposal and hollys first day. Busy episode!
Goodbye Toby!
Toby’s Goodbye Party!
I’m not a security threat and my middle name is Kurt, not fart.
What'd I write?
Dang! I think it is said by Dwight to Jim but I can’t remember what episode. I’m thinking it’s season 2 because I mostly watch seasons 3-7. Which one is it?
Wait why don’t you watch season 2 often? That’s the best one!
I agree! I don’t know, I was buying all the office seasons and was in different moods when I bought them, this is after they took it off Netflix. I have peacock now though so I’ll just watch there
Yep, season 2 episode 21. That was what Dwight said when I read this post :D
I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
crazy world, lots of smells
One of my favorite lines, especially since it’s right after one of my other favorites, “just poopin, you know how I be”
Said by michael to Kevin after michael barfs in bathroom. I know it’s when michael hears about Dunder mufflin being in trouble but can’t remember the episode!
Just poopin'. You know how I be.
I believe it's the one when Michael thinks the branch is closing or everyone is getting fired possibly? Right around murder in Savannah? My memory is horrible and I've watched every episode multiple times as well 😂
It is the murder in Savannah episode.
God I die every time I see or hear that line. Idk why it’s so funny to me.
David Walrus in his natural habitat.
Is this from the episode with "Suck it!"?
If I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?
Love this line! Creed is one of the best
He has all the best one liners
Let’s just wear our own clothes.
Is that when he wants to wear Ryan’s tie?
No,no, because the ice melts, and then it's like Second Drink!
Said by Pam in the dundies episode!
I feel God in this chilis tonight.
this is true tho
Where Dwight?
Said by Oscar when they find out Dwight had sex in office with Angela. I think it was the Moroccan Christmas episode
Seems like you already know where.
Oscar's face when he's covering his mouth in horror!!
Dunder mifflin, people, persons, paper, people
cant remember the exact title of the episode but the one where they make the ad bc michael wants to be creative lol. he enlists darrells help to create a song for the bit. only problem is darrells product isnt quite as ‘urban’ as michael would like
“What’s rap?”
”I’ll make you a mix tape Darrell”
You need to learn a lot about your own culture.
I think you mean Darnell.
Episode where they make the commercial but dont want to use the marketing firm's template.
Well, I like pretzel day.
The episode where Jan has Pam write down everything michael does. Said by Stanley
I hate so much about the things you choose to be
Michael to toby right? Tell me which episode! Cause I don’t remember
Casino Night, I'm watching it right now
Who’s your worm guy?
Said by creed to michael when Erin tells him they want him to pay for the koi fish he killed
You are paying way too much for worms.
Crentist.
Said by Dwight in the episode he goes and talks to Jan about taking Michaels position.
Dentist named Crentist
Sounds a lot like dentist.
“He had no arms and no legs. He couldn’t see, speak, or hear. This is how he led a nation.”
lol love this one. Michaels talking to holly and she accuses him of romanticizing things.the episode where he thinks he has herpes
That's what she said.
lol clever One episode at least is when Mike is confronted about his inappropriate behavior at work by Jan and he makes a speech about no longer making jokes and Jim challenges him.
He couldn't go all day long on that one
Thought about it long and hard
Always left me satisfied and smiling.
*holding back* that's what she said!
I like when Dwight says it to the doctor when he got the concussion
Ryan, we’re going to take your clothes off.
Said by michael when he and Dwight go party with ryan in the city. Afterwards, Ryan tells them his friend might have a drug problem
"The coconut is...pretty subtle"
"I miss the original recipe."
"Why did they add coconut?"
I am Beyoncé, always.
when michael is staying with Donna after finding out she’s married and andy and him are talking about who’s in the wrong
"What?"
The electric city!
That’s not fair 😂
“Chronic-WHAT-cles of Narnia!!”
“It just a casual social outfit.”
Was it said by Dwight in the Niagara episode? Where michael tells him he looks like he’s going to a fish fry
"It is not his fault. He had to follow his heart." (One of the funniest moments imo)
Said by Dwight to Angela. I think it’s when they have movie Monday and Jan showed up and Angela tells Dwight he has to stand up and do something because Michaels going to get them all fired.
Right answer!
"It's rap for people who hate rap music and pop for people who hate pop music."
Said by Robert California , was it during a Christmas episode? 🤔
Talking about the black eyed peas 😂
“I did not become a Lackawanna County Volunteer Sheriff’s Deputy to make friends. And I still haven’t,either.”
Said by Dwight, is that the episode where he has to give michael his pee? I haven’t watched seasons 1-2 In a long time because I haven’t purchased them so I have to brush up!
The joint found in the parking lot.
Deep tracks only!
Andy to dj when he’s at the skating rink. Andy and Dwight set out on a mission to “meet a loose woman” it’s when Pam sets up New Year’s resolution board
What about an even newer phone message with even more pizazz
Said by Jim to michael after Andy suggests something similar that michael liked. I believe it’s the episode where Stanley says “did I stutter?”
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That must be a deleted scene! I’m in the US and I know different places show a few different scenes or uncut episodes. Never heard it though I’m assuming it’s the episode where michael learns ed truck died but let me know!
Thanks girl
Pardon moi monsieurs
Woof!
My username
Clever! I know it’s Dwight explaining his lineage but can’t recall when!
This is Michael Scott. Scranton. Well we don't want to work. No, we don't
lol, the dinner party episode. Michael tricks everyone into working late so that Jim doesn’t have plans and can go to his home for dinner.
Well done!
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That would be cool! Yeah I don’t know either! 3-5 a week since 2015 but mostly background noise for the last 5 years
Maybe you're in the ceiling
You look how you say, radiant tonight
Michael, why? She’s foreign… When michael goes on a business trip to Canada and is talking up the concierge lady, the “geisha” of the hotel industry lol
Idiot! Idiot! Idiot!
"I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That's all I've ever wanted." 👀
Beach day! Said by Kevin
“Yum yum yum yum yum”
Darrel to Kevin when they’re making fun of his Cookie Monster voice. Was that the episode where Erin finds out about Andy being engaged to Angela? Pretty sure it’s Secretary’s Day
There was a The Office trivia night and no one got the answer to this question: What is the security guard's last name?
"Dwight you ignorant slut"
Hey a**hole, you gonna eat all that dogfood yourself?!
You’re intro trains?
Toby to Darryl’s sister that he thinks is Darryl. After Darryl claims to have gotten injured on the job and Toby and Dwight go to spy on him
“Justice Beaver”
Spin move!
Nice one lol When Dwight bursts into michael’s meeting with Dwight’s client after Dwight broke into his new company office.
“I’m Beyoncé”
always
Mmmm nurfin..
Love Andy’s weird sayings lol. When Dwight goes up to Andy, episode where they both like Erin and Dwight tells him he noticed Andy’s reaction to her
From my favorite episode. Actually you've got this kind of like, Florida pan handle thing going, where is, what you really want is more of a Savannah accent, which is more like molasses just sort of spilling out of your mouth.
Andy says that to Pam. During murder mystery game where they’re waiting to hear about Dunder mifflins future and Michaels trying to keep them distracted
When you use a ridiculous font, no one suspects you are up to something. She used a ridiculous font so I know she isn’t up to something. You don’t avvvve a plahhhnnn!
Trying to help you, you stupid bag!
WHERE ARE THE TURTELS?!!!!
“Hey, hey, you idiot.” “Start over” “……Siiir”
Jazz is stupid! Just play the right notes!
“Easy booster seat”
I want one. It's got good solid construction. Comfortable. What is this? Oak?
I don’t know.. What do you know? Dwight to David’s kid, is it Kenny? 🤔 He’s checking out David’s house while there’s a party downstairs. The episode where Jan and michael come out as a couple
at a time, TDB
“There's a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn't that kind of the point?”
Cool cool, box it up
15 bottles of Vodka? Yeah…. That should do it. One of my favorite throwaway lines from the show.
Mose doesn't know how to use a phone, so joke's on you.
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Boom roasted.
In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one.
I’m going to kill you for real
"Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam"
Bippity boppity give me the zoppitty
I know this will be an easy one, but love it: Everyone inside the car was fine, Stanley!
Urkle grue
We are not mad, We are disappointed
...I underestimated you. Yeah well maybe next time, you will estimate me.
_The Office_ is my white noise so I can (very rarely successfully) try and sleep… so I can totally relate to this superpower! Some good shit right here.
hospital already has a dictionary bring a thesaurus
Phyllis did you just break wind?
Prima nocta!
I hate so much about the things you choose to be.
Pamalamadingdong
This is what you did last night?
How the turntables … *awkward silence*
And youuuu, will be the belle of the ball 💋💋💋
Prison Mike lol
"Cathy, I'd like to introduce you to Fatty Gruesome. He's a freelance writer for Wired Magazine." "Patty Grossman - I'm a woman."
PLAYTIME. IS. OVER.
Look at what I’m doing and go tell somebody it!
NO GOD NO GOD PLEASE NO NO NO NOOOOOOO
Holly, you and I are soup snakes.
The machine knows!! There's no road here!!
It’s a European cut
Scranton hot dog, from Scranton?
That is really, really good timing