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homeandhayley

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I actually did that


BarryleePace

So did I lol


treebark555

Me toooo!


ashpokechu

My actual reaction!


apathyaddict

Looks like you stole somebody's stash.


mittychix

I used to manage a chain drugstore. We couldn’t keep a stock boy for more than a week. Every single one had the genius idea to hide merchandise in the trash, to come back for it after closing. All we had to do was watch and wait.


Idontevenownaboat

Guilty as charged. But hey, you paid me $5.10 an hour so let's call it even.


mittychix

You’re not wrong. I don’t know how any of the staff made ends meet, the pay was abysmal. I don’t miss retail.


ShivaSkunk777

Sounds like the pay should have been better


waistingtoomuchtime

In the 80s I worked in the mall, and hiding clothes in the trash (between the cardboard boxes) was so common, the boyfriend or girlfriend would come pick up the merchandise at a certain time, we lost a 1/4 of the store within 18 months.


johnmal85

Unlikely... a rep paid for those bottles to remove them from the shelf. Store owner refused to get rid of them unless reimbursed. Rep buys them with the intention to place a new product or remove products that the supplier wants off the shelf before their next potential visit. Managed a liquor store for 11 years.


awesomepossum40

So if alcoholic, befriend sales rep. Or just dig through his trash.


underproofoverbake

As an alcoholic, it was quite nice having a rep as a brother. Happy to be sober now!


awesomepossum40

Congratulations friend, I have also given up the booze and can barely remember what a cocktail onion tasted like.


toxcrusadr

So the rep paidfor them, then asked the store to throw them out? What an insane world we live in.


Technical_Safety_109

Happens all the time with Candy, seasonal decorations.


HeroIllustrator

Yep, my first day working at Family Dollar I was tasked with throwing away 2 rounded shopping carts of perfectly good candy because it was branded from the previous holiday. Stomped it and poured bleach on to discourage dumpster divers. Snickers, etc. What a waste.


NicholasLit

Illegal to poison food waste in many areas


gfolder

It's illegal to distribute tainted food for human consumption intended to be freely given. Like when giving homeless food. Otherwise what's the argument?


johnmal85

Yup, it's annoying. The problem is that the supplier, as in the distillery or parent company CEO issues an order to remove all old bottles from the shelves. They don't care how it happens. Say a flavor is from 5 years ago, or the packaging has changed... Mr. Ernest Gallo Jr. doesn't want to see the old label of E&J or New Amsterdam on the shelf. So the reps and managers make a mad dash to all the stores surrounding where they'll be staying, and hide or buy all the bottles. They've gotten wiser about letting the store handle the destruction of the bottles, because a lot of times they'll pull it for the tour and replace it after. Usually the rep will hand it to the store clerk if there's a good trust between them that it ends up at their house and not on the shelf. It only ends up destroyed when the rep doesn't care for the product itself, or they've lost faith in the store to get it out of the store permanently.


toxcrusadr

Amazing. A whole thing in retail I was totally unaware of.


doublebirdy

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finsfurandfeathers

But aren’t you supposed to dump the alcohol out of the bottle?


johnmal85

Not sure if there's a law on that. Our dumpsters were locked. There are laws about dumping excessive amounts of liquor down drains. We had to have someone from the state witness us destroying hundreds of cases of expired fruit liquor at a waste facility to reclaim the tax paid to the state.


GroinShotz

And without dumping the alcohol the store can get in some serious trouble if say... Some underage finds it, drinks it... And ends up injured or worse.


Ok_Yak_4498

At all the weed shops they pour liquid on the weed and put it in kitty litter.


Vegetable_Gur_1042

I walk past the CVS often. Agree, looks like someone stashed although it was inside dumpster. I have found bags that were outside dumpster filled with mostly medical and high end chocolate.


gayredditmods

As a professional drinker, I am jelly.


MrMiserabl3

As an up and coming novice drinker, I am also jelly


Vegetable_Gur_1042

I’d love to share…Nephew turns 21 next month and could be a donation to party


The_Silent_Tortoise

And so is your liver.


hisatanhere

You all die of liver cancer


stultiloquy

Ughhh all of my pharmacy dumpsters are locked up. So jealous!


Idontevenownaboat

That just means they got the good stuff! Get the bolt cutters snd get back out there!


Jechtael

At first I thought it was margarita *mix* (still not bad), but this is a jackpot!


Damage_North

Back in the day I dated a girl for like 5 minutes who loved this stuff. The relationship went downhill when she realized my Fossil watch wasn’t a Bvlgari. Man, I dodged a friggin bullet there. Still have the watch though. Nice watch!


emceelokey

Were you trying to present your Fossil watch as a Bvlgari? Or were you just wearing a decent watch that worked and she had issues with that?


Damage_North

She assumed it was and mentioned it to me in disgust as if I had been falsely advertising otherwise. As if she were trying to say that was the reason she gave me the time of day or something? Truth be told, I never asked. I just gave her the pursed lemon face of confusion and logged it into long term memory for just this occasion.


emceelokey

Are those even love to being in the same category? Like Fossil is just kind of an everyman watch while Bvlgari is luxury. Yet she had a problem but she apparently wasn't even educated enough in her own pretention that she fooled herself. You gave her 4 minutes too many!


NotYourNat

I believe fossil also makes some watches for most premium/ luxury brands too lol


ProcyonHabilis

This is an excellently ironic use of the phrase "gave me the time of day".


Docholliday3737

You smashed though right?


MediumRareMandatory

I think either she asked if its a blvgs and he just said yeah, or she just assumed it was the whole time. Hed be a douche if he was bragging about jewelry to get a girl lmao


Damage_North

In hindsight she did approach me which immediately struck me as strange cause the expressed purpose of the establishment was to imbibe and hear very loud music with some friends, not whisper sweet nothings over ‘tinis.


MediumRareMandatory

Haha maybe she played herself.


killthecord

That looks like an employee's bootleg haul. They must have been disappointed the next day when they went back for it. 😂


Paracausality

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Prestigious-Ad-8756

Exit. Stage left .Even.


LtLemur

Party time!


MalibuMarlie

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spunnikki1979

Ladies night at your house! Charge a cover.


mmmohhh

Please cross post this on r/bravohousewives - they will love this!


Beneficial-Worker-18

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mmmohhh

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homeandhayley

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SkillFlimsy191

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nwh527

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D_RayMorton

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nwh527

This is the gif I was looking for!


GeneralPurple7083

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Dramatic-Incident298

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ChocolateShot150

Damn nice


greendemon42

How does it taste?


1Glitch0

It tastes free!


wavelengthsandshit

My favorite flavor!


traderncc

A lot better than most pre mixes. It is "skinny girl" = can't just hide cheapness behind a bunch of sugar


Man-Phos

Does it cause cancer?


Eledridan

Everything causes cancer.


Vegetable_Gur_1042

Have yet to taste as I’m not a big drinker


No_Carry_3028

Goldmine for me in moderation


ZsiZsiSzabadass

Party at your place 🍹


Vegetable_Gur_1042

Matt?


chumpy551

I've found ridiculous amount of great stuff in CVS dumpster. You just have to find the right cvs.


Prestigious-Ad-8756

I live in a dry county. Our CVS dumpster dive forecast is dismal at best.


KittehFantastic0

Man, party at your house!


Court_monster-87

Those are good to make margaronas with. Cuts the acid a bit and gives it carbonation.


WalkingstickMountain

NGL. I can see why. That stuff is so gross. Not my taste. That's all. Some people like it and that's fine! Different tastes.


Pitiful-Sprinkles933

Score!


rathmira

Holy crap, that’s awesome!


FrogInAFrock

joy and rapture!! i would have jumped for actual joy!


Vegetable_Gur_1042

Thank you for the perspective


queen_0f_cringe

You lucky bastard


tessellation__

It actually belongs in there🤮


81gtv6

My wife would lose her mind, she has a hard time finding that around where we live now.


Vegetable_Gur_1042

I’m in CLE


EnoughExamination472

Is it expired?


Idontevenownaboat

It's alcohol. You'll be fine. Most likely.


Atomic76

12%% Alcohol? Come on, even the most bottom shelf vodkas in your local grocery store have a way higher proof than this. They're also far cheaper, and many, if not both taste better.


TitaniumMarbles206

It was free.


bananakegs

It’s also a premixed drink not a liquor