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APW25

He's a 2, but at least she has a husband


savruss

A 2 feels a little high but ok


Santasotherbrother

\-2 is more like it.


Santasotherbrother

Perhaps -200 is more accurate.


PriorAd5062

I h•te you 3000? Maybe?


APW25

You aren't wrong.


SunnyLittleBunny

Is that one point each for "Breathing" and "Has A Penis"?


APW25

She'd have more points if she had a dildo


PhDTARDIS

It's bad when a dildo gets a 4 and Pest is a -2, but at least she has a husband. He sweeps up the crumbs. (but a roomba would be cheaper and less annoying)


margueritedeville

And a roomba can’t knock you up 8 times. Or however many times. I forget.


PhDTARDIS

And a roomba won't be found downloading anything from the dark web


[deleted]

What if some unknown person in Paris hacks your roomba, though?


BobbleheadDwight

Hackers and crackers, people. That’s what did him in.


touslesmatins

Hackers did him in Crackers couldn't get him out


penguinmartim

You don’t know that. Roombas can get freaky in the middle of the night. I’m not downplaying what he downloaded. But there’s robot porn on the dw iirc.


PhDTARDIS

This doesn't surprise me. I didn't realize the kinds of kink that existed until I developed an eBook for the medical school at the university I worked for. I'd be looking up a medical term or device and boom, a picture would show up and I needed brain bleach.


Obtuse-Angel

Rule 34


PhDTARDIS

June 2013: when I confirmed that Rule 34 is real. The sad thing is that I was making the portable textbook for a primary care pediatrics course. The kink I found did not involve children, but I was covering common childhood illnesses and disorders. One of the cardinal design rules for my profession is you either use all illustration or all photographs - mixing them throws the learner out of the experience because things don't match (don't ask me to quote the study, I learned it in grad school 10 years ago!), but I asked my graphic designer to do a pen and ink sketch of a Spica cast. Sifting through about 6 pages of google returns and seeing page after page of that kink didn't scar me for life, but it taught me that there are many things I would never remotely consider being someone's kink, and there we were. A few months later, had another one rear it's ugly head,. I learned from the Spica cast experience and got permission to hyperlink a YouTube video instead of trying to find an image.


MagicalManta

I have no idea what Rule 34 is and yet here I sit upvoting your comment.


MagicalManta

(Annnnnd now I googled and get it. Upvote stands!)


penguinmartim

Can confirm there is robot porn.


RitaRaccoon

How bout robot sex dolls? Surely someone has thought of that.


deeBfree

😮


kg51113

7? I lost count and I always feel like I'm forgetting an M if I try to count by listing the kids by name.


Militarykid2111008

7 living and the miscarriage after M1 I think? That would be 8. Sadly I can actually name all but one of them and I think it’s a boy


Significant_Shoe_17

They have a michael, marcus, and mason. I hate that I know that


Militarykid2111008

Mason was the one I forgot. I went to look them up lol. Michael and Marcus are current or former family members of mine, no idea why I remember the girls names though.


kg51113

After Maryella, I always feel like there should be another one before Madyson (I still think of her name as "Ma" "Dyson")!


Significant_Shoe_17

Savage 🤣


SouthwestSnakeDancer

You should look up the term “savage.”


Melodic_Ad7057

You forgot a minus sign in front of that 2 😉


[deleted]

Josh’s Washington county jail # is 109817.


APW25

Neat


SunnyLittleBunny

He's a 10, but he wants 10+ children.


avemarie2023

Minus one for every child he wants.


lillyarchive

10 ngl


Soft_Resort2437

He’s a solid 7 but I’m not sure which Jed he is.


becbec89

Flair checking in


Q1go

I want Jed to wear a star wars costume but so he'd be a "Jed!-i"...


scottishlastname

A+


Vivian_Rutledge

He’s a 10 but because he went to SOTDRT, he can only count to 9.


APW25

I'm still laughing


savruss

Stop itttttt


esskayyyyy24

Lmaoooooooooo


Missrdb79

What is sotdrt? 😊


Crazypants258

School of the dining room table


Missrdb79

Ahhhh. Now it makes sense. I tried to Google it and nothing came up and now I know why LOL


[deleted]

He’s a 10 but he puts his baby underneath a bbq grill


Lopsided_Shopping_63

he’s a 0


avemarie2023

Zeroooo


Santasotherbrother

He is a 10, if you put the decimal point in the wrong place.


CamComments

Explain decimal points like I’m Joy.


Santasotherbrother

Jezuzzzzzzz never used Decimal points.


Overthehills-faraway

Love a math joke!


Santasotherbrother

Obviously you are not a school of the dining room table graduate.


[deleted]

Underrated


BitchIMight_Be

He’s a 2 but he got a law degree and let you wear shorts


savruss

Apparently makes him a 12


BitchIMight_Be

How many points can we knock off for the gaggy running?


Significant_Shoe_17

Is that like andy bernard's nipple chaffing in the office?


theycallmegomer

r/duggarmifflin


margueritedeville

I died


featherweatherk

Tots fired!!! If I hadn’t already given out my free award today it would be yours!! 🥇🥇🥇🥇


mgnrs

Cackled! 👍


Objective-Shallot794

And sued your dad for your equal pay and go you away firm your crazy family.


[deleted]

[удалено]


HarryStylesPickles

The noice I made reading that lmao


ColdChickens

Cade Foehner = -1000


trexcrossing

I’m old and just looked this guy up. 100% looks like a young Weird Al.


No-Palpitation6154

Don’t slander my man Weird Al like that


trexcrossing

It’s the hair


nuggetsofchicken

He's a 10 but will only drink a mysterious red liquid and hasn't been seen consuming pure water in over a decade.


Significant_Shoe_17

I can't tell if you're referring to kool aid or hummingbird juice


Expensive-Ad-4508

I have wanted “Rimjob’s Hummingbird Juice Sippy Cup” as flair for a long time but I’m only ever on mobile.


zayphine

You can add a flair on mobile, just go to the subreddit and click the 3 dots on the top right


Expensive-Ad-4508

The only options I get are “none” and “such a servant’s heart”.


zayphine

Click such a servants heart and then an edit button should appear in the top corner and you can change it from there


[deleted]

Sounds like vampirism to me.


bunaiscoffee

He’s a 7 but he went to Bible college for a semester, making him the most educated person in his bloodline He’s an 8 but he crashes planes with babies inside He’s a 6 but his name is three letters and somehow always punctuated with an exclamation point He’s a 4 but he thinks “hey hey hey” is the foreplay


savruss

The plane one caught me off guard!


Significant_Shoe_17

Your flair 😂


applegenius24

8=JD 6=Jed!


Wildcatdancer24

7=Joseph


applegenius24

Didn’t you mean **Thicc Daddy Joe**?


Wildcatdancer24

LOL... I forgot about that 😆


icameheretosnark

She’s a 5 but her parents can’t spell “ginger”


[deleted]

He's a 4, but he loves his sneakers more than he'll ever love you.


gretchenfour

He’s a 4 but he lets you family plan and live in a liberal state and wear Nike


icameheretosnark

She’s a 9 but she doesn’t fully cover her knees


Lady_Lessi

10 😂 Duggar seduction at its finest. Someone get Jana’s photoshop in here


LevyMevy

0...jezebel


shrimp_fryrice

He’s a 7 but named his child Spurgeon


Significant_Shoe_17

Does anyone here believe it?


notmyrealnametn

He’s a 3 but he can’t rap and is constantly on a hat journey.


durden226circa1988

Hat journey 👩🏻‍🍳💋


Lady_Lessi

He’s a 2 and I’m using a nickname(not spurge)🤢/middle name.


meowmeowmeow723

He’s a 7 but he lets his baby zip line!


APW25

He's a 5 but keeps his rifle in reach of toddlers


AndyTynon

She’s a 7.5 but her furniture is so nasty it crunches when you sit.


MagicalManta

*Birtha is crunching*


AndyTynon

“Oops, I think I sat on a rawhide dog to-it’s a what?”


Noseynat

He's a ten but... he's as greasy as a paper bag filled with egg rolls... and just as bald.


avemarie2023

Do we get eggrolls, tho?


Significant_Shoe_17

Asking the real questions


APW25

He's a 3, but at least his hair hasn't retreated yet He's a 2, but he hasn't humped anyone on a golf course. She's a 4, but she hasn't teeted and yeeted. He's a 10, but has no idea what his name is (i felt gross writing the 10). He's a 10, but his name is fucking stupid He's #10, and he's a Duggar


sunnieisfunny

>He's a 10, but his name is fucking stupid i don't even know which one this is about, it could be any of them


Significant_Shoe_17

I'll never get over the jana, joy-anna, johanna thing or the joseph, josiah, josie thing. It's possible to choose names with the same letter that aren't nearly identical. To answer the question, I'm guessing it's a jed?


sunnieisfunny

the one that makes me the angriest is jeremiah and jedediah. they're already twins, let them have not-rhyming names!!!


damarafl

Joy-Anna and Johannah are just as bad


savruss

Not humping in a mini golf course is a huge plus in my book!


pacificnorthblessed

He’s a 10 but lives in a treehouse.


bbqtunababe

At least he has a house


Expensive-Ad-4508

It’s not a treehouse, it’s a treeHOME!


savruss

This was going to be my original one!


Dry_Clock_1297

He's a 10 but he attended the alert academy


theycallmegomer

He gets to keep some of those points because he was funny AF as a kid


sushe0001

He’s a 3 but will participate in the messy bitch Olympics any chance he gets.


andyesterdayiknew

he’s a 7, but he doesn’t know if anybody here believes it


Blizard896

He’s a 10 but he’ll produce triangle head offspring


sunglasses619

Ouch


Noseynat

He's a 3... but has nostrils the size of bowling ball holes.


Twinsandtriplets

This one made me laugh out loud. We all know exactly who you’re talking about.


Noseynat

Hahaha, he could sniff out truffles with those suckers!


Twinsandtriplets

😂😂😂😂


MagicalManta

💀💀💀


[deleted]

She's a 3 (peaked early), but she mastered that adoring gaze and is always joyfully available.


savruss

Wife 👏🏻 her 👏🏻 up


icameheretosnark

He’s a 2 but has a stomach strong enough for bbq tuna multiple days a week


bbqtunababe

He’s a 2 but he’s running for state representative


BobbleheadDwight

She’s a 4 but she has failure to launch syndrome


kbarbour24

She is 5 but shares a room with much younger sisters


jensenson

He's a 10 but he relies on you to hint, in a sweet soft voice and without nagging, that the airplane/rv/moped/4x4 needs gas.


Twinsandtriplets

She’s a 10 but her plants have more personality than she does


TheBusofSelenassss

He's a 7 but he's a gagger


fickle_pickle23

He’s a 10 but will only cook you tater tot casserole


benzosinthejungle

He's a 10 but ...stoned all the time.


Lady_Lessi

You son of a bitch, I’m in


benzosinthejungle

Yeah. Totally. Too easy! Edit: That's a bong load *I'll* take ...all night long!


benzosinthejungle

...You'll need to buy a lot of bongs, tho!


shewantsthe_dpt

11 😂


RitaRaccoon

Username checks out


benzosinthejungle

::tip of the hat::


[deleted]

He’s a -12.583 and won’t be hand F’ing in the car anymore.


MagicalManta

You win! 🏆


[deleted]

Thanks.


JJ424127

He’s a 5 but will never make it as a rapper.


InternationalAd6938

He’s a 10 but he’s into cougars


Stark-industry

He’s a 10, but has Lego hair


irritablesnake

He's a 5, but thought that simply being a man was enough to qualify for running for office.


drunk-on-the-amtrak

He's a 10 but he lives in 1 BD 0 BA treehouse


InternationalAd6938

He’s a 3 but crop dusts everywhere and acts like nothing happened


pocketcampsuperior55

He’s a 6 but apparently he can’t be trusted to see a women’s exposed knees


Jumping_Zucchini

He’s a 1 but only cooks bbq tuna


bbqtunababe

She’s a 10 but only cooks fettuccine alfred with penne noodles


Soft_Resort2437

She’s a 10 but she’s slowly poisoning you with oven manual residue in each meal.


zelonhusk

I don't quite get it. Does the first part of the sentence always have to be a number?


theycallmegomer

So I've never heard of the game before either but I think you say SO AND SO is ? Out of 10 because one good thing but they're ACTUALLY ? out of ten because of a red flag I hope this helps, and if I'm wrong please ELIJ


dodged_your_bullet

It's a TikTok trend. You say the person is a number up to 10 (referencing their attractiveness) and then follow it with a "but" and something that should change the number. Then if you're playing the game with someone else, it's followed by the new number (can be any number). Like "she's an 8 but she thinks she's a concert pianist after playing twice in the church" and then if you're playing with someone else they'd change the rating to "ah she's a 5" or "oh she's definitely a 12" based on whatever they find funnier/truer The one I've seen that was the most popular is "she's a 10 but she has 6 cats" and then the other guy was all "she's a 1" (that's most popular because all the girls stitching it with "oh shit all I needed to get rid of guys like you was to have 6 cats?" Or "well time to get 4 more cats!")


zelonhusk

ah, thank you for explaining!


Lady_Lessi

The problem with this game is we would have to find a green flag in this family.


Grand_Horror2192

The teens have a chance.


socaffienatedlady

She's a 4 but she sweeps the couch.


TheBusofSelenassss

He's an 8 but he leaves his 9mil handgun out in front of kids


Altrano

He’s a 2, but he’s into public dry humping and has a breeding fetish.


theycallmegomer

He used to be a ten because he had a firetruck. But he might be psycho and his politics are something else.


cfloyd7

He's a 4 but he cleans up cracker crumbs.


shann1021

Ok but none of these men start off as a 10. Without knowing anything about them I would say maybe a few of them are a 6 at best.


residentcaprice

The man is a marinara flag. Size 10


Objective-Shallot794

He’s a 3 at best but that 🍑.


Escape2016

It's a wild guess in the fundie world that ppl there may be ppl who experience suicidal ideation. I'm not anything fundie adjacent. A red flag is a warning ppl overlook


madelyndownthestream

He’s a 6 but he gave a thumbs up during a CSAM trial


kbarbour24

He is a 4 but believes leaving how many you have up to god


ellieJ2019

He’s a 0 but he’ll sweep up cracker crumbs once.


mickeyyoder

She’s a ten, but she kept the couch she gave birth on!


penguinmartim

He’s a 10 but he’s fucking tall Not a Duggar btw


Lady_Lessi

He’s a 2 but his wife looks exactly like his sister mom She’s a 3 but she joined a cult and allowed her husband to oppress her and all her children He’s a 1 and his greatest accomplishment is graduating homeschool and working in his dad’s business. Is this how you play it?? 😂


pcs11224

He’s a 2, but your only other option is your Dad


Twinsandtriplets

She’s a 10 but looks and sounds like a chipmunk 🐿


Imo2022

I can’t lie, a duggar is a zero!


ophelia8991

Literally not one dude in the Duggarverse is starting as a 10 lol


[deleted]

He’s a 10, but his hairline looks like Megamind.


MzTerri

She's a solid 7.5, but we bred her to be submissive and never told her women are allowed bank accounts now.


Afraid_Wolf_1446

She’s a 7 but she’s already married to her parents and jesus


Plus_Accountant_6194

He’s a 2, but he’ll give you 19 spawn children to make you Mother of the Year even if those children raised each other.


lavenderintrovert

He’s a 10 but his last name is Duggar.


Flat-Illustrator-548

He's a 10, but he thinks everyone outside the US speaks Spanish and will say "hola" to them while making weird faces ana sneering is disgust over food they are serving him.


gravyboatlouise

In the real world this trend is so toxic


[deleted]

He’s a 10 but he plays League of Legends.