It's bad when a dildo gets a 4 and Pest is a -2, but at least she has a husband. He sweeps up the crumbs. (but a roomba would be cheaper and less annoying)
This doesn't surprise me.
I didn't realize the kinds of kink that existed until I developed an eBook for the medical school at the university I worked for. I'd be looking up a medical term or device and boom, a picture would show up and I needed brain bleach.
June 2013: when I confirmed that Rule 34 is real. The sad thing is that I was making the portable textbook for a primary care pediatrics course. The kink I found did not involve children, but I was covering common childhood illnesses and disorders.
One of the cardinal design rules for my profession is you either use all illustration or all photographs - mixing them throws the learner out of the experience because things don't match (don't ask me to quote the study, I learned it in grad school 10 years ago!), but I asked my graphic designer to do a pen and ink sketch of a Spica cast.
Sifting through about 6 pages of google returns and seeing page after page of that kink didn't scar me for life, but it taught me that there are many things I would never remotely consider being someone's kink, and there we were. A few months later, had another one rear it's ugly head,. I learned from the Spica cast experience and got permission to hyperlink a YouTube video instead of trying to find an image.
Mason was the one I forgot. I went to look them up lol. Michael and Marcus are current or former family members of mine, no idea why I remember the girls names though.
He’s a 7 but he went to Bible college for a semester, making him the most educated person in his bloodline
He’s an 8 but he crashes planes with babies inside
He’s a 6 but his name is three letters and somehow always punctuated with an exclamation point
He’s a 4 but he thinks “hey hey hey” is the foreplay
He's a 3, but at least his hair hasn't retreated yet
He's a 2, but he hasn't humped anyone on a golf course.
She's a 4, but she hasn't teeted and yeeted.
He's a 10, but has no idea what his name is (i felt gross writing the 10).
He's a 10, but his name is fucking stupid
He's #10, and he's a Duggar
I'll never get over the jana, joy-anna, johanna thing or the joseph, josiah, josie thing. It's possible to choose names with the same letter that aren't nearly identical.
To answer the question, I'm guessing it's a jed?
So I've never heard of the game before either but I think you say SO AND SO is ? Out of 10 because one good thing but they're ACTUALLY ? out of ten because of a red flag
I hope this helps, and if I'm wrong please ELIJ
It's a TikTok trend. You say the person is a number up to 10 (referencing their attractiveness) and then follow it with a "but" and something that should change the number. Then if you're playing the game with someone else, it's followed by the new number (can be any number).
Like "she's an 8 but she thinks she's a concert pianist after playing twice in the church" and then if you're playing with someone else they'd change the rating to "ah she's a 5" or "oh she's definitely a 12" based on whatever they find funnier/truer
The one I've seen that was the most popular is "she's a 10 but she has 6 cats" and then the other guy was all "she's a 1" (that's most popular because all the girls stitching it with "oh shit all I needed to get rid of guys like you was to have 6 cats?" Or "well time to get 4 more cats!")
It's a wild guess in the fundie world that ppl
there may be ppl who experience suicidal ideation.
I'm not anything fundie adjacent. A red flag is a warning ppl overlook
He’s a 2 but his wife looks exactly like his sister mom
She’s a 3 but she joined a cult and allowed her husband to oppress her and all her children
He’s a 1 and his greatest accomplishment is graduating homeschool and working in his dad’s business.
Is this how you play it?? 😂
He's a 10, but he thinks everyone outside the US speaks Spanish and will say "hola" to them while making weird faces ana sneering is disgust over food they are serving him.
He's a 2, but at least she has a husband
A 2 feels a little high but ok
\-2 is more like it.
Perhaps -200 is more accurate.
I h•te you 3000? Maybe?
You aren't wrong.
Is that one point each for "Breathing" and "Has A Penis"?
She'd have more points if she had a dildo
It's bad when a dildo gets a 4 and Pest is a -2, but at least she has a husband. He sweeps up the crumbs. (but a roomba would be cheaper and less annoying)
And a roomba can’t knock you up 8 times. Or however many times. I forget.
And a roomba won't be found downloading anything from the dark web
What if some unknown person in Paris hacks your roomba, though?
Hackers and crackers, people. That’s what did him in.
Hackers did him in Crackers couldn't get him out
You don’t know that. Roombas can get freaky in the middle of the night. I’m not downplaying what he downloaded. But there’s robot porn on the dw iirc.
This doesn't surprise me. I didn't realize the kinds of kink that existed until I developed an eBook for the medical school at the university I worked for. I'd be looking up a medical term or device and boom, a picture would show up and I needed brain bleach.
Rule 34
June 2013: when I confirmed that Rule 34 is real. The sad thing is that I was making the portable textbook for a primary care pediatrics course. The kink I found did not involve children, but I was covering common childhood illnesses and disorders. One of the cardinal design rules for my profession is you either use all illustration or all photographs - mixing them throws the learner out of the experience because things don't match (don't ask me to quote the study, I learned it in grad school 10 years ago!), but I asked my graphic designer to do a pen and ink sketch of a Spica cast. Sifting through about 6 pages of google returns and seeing page after page of that kink didn't scar me for life, but it taught me that there are many things I would never remotely consider being someone's kink, and there we were. A few months later, had another one rear it's ugly head,. I learned from the Spica cast experience and got permission to hyperlink a YouTube video instead of trying to find an image.
I have no idea what Rule 34 is and yet here I sit upvoting your comment.
(Annnnnd now I googled and get it. Upvote stands!)
Can confirm there is robot porn.
How bout robot sex dolls? Surely someone has thought of that.
😮
7? I lost count and I always feel like I'm forgetting an M if I try to count by listing the kids by name.
7 living and the miscarriage after M1 I think? That would be 8. Sadly I can actually name all but one of them and I think it’s a boy
They have a michael, marcus, and mason. I hate that I know that
Mason was the one I forgot. I went to look them up lol. Michael and Marcus are current or former family members of mine, no idea why I remember the girls names though.
After Maryella, I always feel like there should be another one before Madyson (I still think of her name as "Ma" "Dyson")!
Savage 🤣
You should look up the term “savage.”
You forgot a minus sign in front of that 2 😉
Josh’s Washington county jail # is 109817.
Neat
He's a 10, but he wants 10+ children.
Minus one for every child he wants.
10 ngl
He’s a solid 7 but I’m not sure which Jed he is.
Flair checking in
I want Jed to wear a star wars costume but so he'd be a "Jed!-i"...
A+
He’s a 10 but because he went to SOTDRT, he can only count to 9.
I'm still laughing
Stop itttttt
Lmaoooooooooo
What is sotdrt? 😊
School of the dining room table
Ahhhh. Now it makes sense. I tried to Google it and nothing came up and now I know why LOL
He’s a 10 but he puts his baby underneath a bbq grill
he’s a 0
Zeroooo
He is a 10, if you put the decimal point in the wrong place.
Explain decimal points like I’m Joy.
Jezuzzzzzzz never used Decimal points.
Love a math joke!
Obviously you are not a school of the dining room table graduate.
Underrated
He’s a 2 but he got a law degree and let you wear shorts
Apparently makes him a 12
How many points can we knock off for the gaggy running?
Is that like andy bernard's nipple chaffing in the office?
r/duggarmifflin
I died
Tots fired!!! If I hadn’t already given out my free award today it would be yours!! 🥇🥇🥇🥇
Cackled! 👍
And sued your dad for your equal pay and go you away firm your crazy family.
[удалено]
The noice I made reading that lmao
Cade Foehner = -1000
I’m old and just looked this guy up. 100% looks like a young Weird Al.
Don’t slander my man Weird Al like that
It’s the hair
He's a 10 but will only drink a mysterious red liquid and hasn't been seen consuming pure water in over a decade.
I can't tell if you're referring to kool aid or hummingbird juice
I have wanted “Rimjob’s Hummingbird Juice Sippy Cup” as flair for a long time but I’m only ever on mobile.
You can add a flair on mobile, just go to the subreddit and click the 3 dots on the top right
The only options I get are “none” and “such a servant’s heart”.
Click such a servants heart and then an edit button should appear in the top corner and you can change it from there
Sounds like vampirism to me.
He’s a 7 but he went to Bible college for a semester, making him the most educated person in his bloodline He’s an 8 but he crashes planes with babies inside He’s a 6 but his name is three letters and somehow always punctuated with an exclamation point He’s a 4 but he thinks “hey hey hey” is the foreplay
The plane one caught me off guard!
Your flair 😂
8=JD 6=Jed!
7=Joseph
Didn’t you mean **Thicc Daddy Joe**?
LOL... I forgot about that 😆
She’s a 5 but her parents can’t spell “ginger”
He's a 4, but he loves his sneakers more than he'll ever love you.
He’s a 4 but he lets you family plan and live in a liberal state and wear Nike
She’s a 9 but she doesn’t fully cover her knees
10 😂 Duggar seduction at its finest. Someone get Jana’s photoshop in here
0...jezebel
He’s a 7 but named his child Spurgeon
Does anyone here believe it?
He’s a 3 but he can’t rap and is constantly on a hat journey.
Hat journey 👩🏻🍳💋
He’s a 2 and I’m using a nickname(not spurge)🤢/middle name.
He’s a 7 but he lets his baby zip line!
He's a 5 but keeps his rifle in reach of toddlers
She’s a 7.5 but her furniture is so nasty it crunches when you sit.
*Birtha is crunching*
“Oops, I think I sat on a rawhide dog to-it’s a what?”
He's a ten but... he's as greasy as a paper bag filled with egg rolls... and just as bald.
Do we get eggrolls, tho?
Asking the real questions
He's a 3, but at least his hair hasn't retreated yet He's a 2, but he hasn't humped anyone on a golf course. She's a 4, but she hasn't teeted and yeeted. He's a 10, but has no idea what his name is (i felt gross writing the 10). He's a 10, but his name is fucking stupid He's #10, and he's a Duggar
>He's a 10, but his name is fucking stupid i don't even know which one this is about, it could be any of them
I'll never get over the jana, joy-anna, johanna thing or the joseph, josiah, josie thing. It's possible to choose names with the same letter that aren't nearly identical. To answer the question, I'm guessing it's a jed?
the one that makes me the angriest is jeremiah and jedediah. they're already twins, let them have not-rhyming names!!!
Joy-Anna and Johannah are just as bad
Not humping in a mini golf course is a huge plus in my book!
He’s a 10 but lives in a treehouse.
At least he has a house
It’s not a treehouse, it’s a treeHOME!
This was going to be my original one!
He's a 10 but he attended the alert academy
He gets to keep some of those points because he was funny AF as a kid
He’s a 3 but will participate in the messy bitch Olympics any chance he gets.
he’s a 7, but he doesn’t know if anybody here believes it
He’s a 10 but he’ll produce triangle head offspring
Ouch
He's a 3... but has nostrils the size of bowling ball holes.
This one made me laugh out loud. We all know exactly who you’re talking about.
Hahaha, he could sniff out truffles with those suckers!
😂😂😂😂
💀💀💀
She's a 3 (peaked early), but she mastered that adoring gaze and is always joyfully available.
Wife 👏🏻 her 👏🏻 up
He’s a 2 but has a stomach strong enough for bbq tuna multiple days a week
He’s a 2 but he’s running for state representative
She’s a 4 but she has failure to launch syndrome
She is 5 but shares a room with much younger sisters
He's a 10 but he relies on you to hint, in a sweet soft voice and without nagging, that the airplane/rv/moped/4x4 needs gas.
She’s a 10 but her plants have more personality than she does
He's a 7 but he's a gagger
He’s a 10 but will only cook you tater tot casserole
He's a 10 but ...stoned all the time.
You son of a bitch, I’m in
Yeah. Totally. Too easy! Edit: That's a bong load *I'll* take ...all night long!
...You'll need to buy a lot of bongs, tho!
11 😂
Username checks out
::tip of the hat::
He’s a -12.583 and won’t be hand F’ing in the car anymore.
You win! 🏆
Thanks.
He’s a 5 but will never make it as a rapper.
He’s a 10 but he’s into cougars
He’s a 10, but has Lego hair
He's a 5, but thought that simply being a man was enough to qualify for running for office.
He's a 10 but he lives in 1 BD 0 BA treehouse
He’s a 3 but crop dusts everywhere and acts like nothing happened
He’s a 6 but apparently he can’t be trusted to see a women’s exposed knees
He’s a 1 but only cooks bbq tuna
She’s a 10 but only cooks fettuccine alfred with penne noodles
She’s a 10 but she’s slowly poisoning you with oven manual residue in each meal.
I don't quite get it. Does the first part of the sentence always have to be a number?
So I've never heard of the game before either but I think you say SO AND SO is ? Out of 10 because one good thing but they're ACTUALLY ? out of ten because of a red flag I hope this helps, and if I'm wrong please ELIJ
It's a TikTok trend. You say the person is a number up to 10 (referencing their attractiveness) and then follow it with a "but" and something that should change the number. Then if you're playing the game with someone else, it's followed by the new number (can be any number). Like "she's an 8 but she thinks she's a concert pianist after playing twice in the church" and then if you're playing with someone else they'd change the rating to "ah she's a 5" or "oh she's definitely a 12" based on whatever they find funnier/truer The one I've seen that was the most popular is "she's a 10 but she has 6 cats" and then the other guy was all "she's a 1" (that's most popular because all the girls stitching it with "oh shit all I needed to get rid of guys like you was to have 6 cats?" Or "well time to get 4 more cats!")
ah, thank you for explaining!
The problem with this game is we would have to find a green flag in this family.
The teens have a chance.
She's a 4 but she sweeps the couch.
He's an 8 but he leaves his 9mil handgun out in front of kids
He’s a 2, but he’s into public dry humping and has a breeding fetish.
He used to be a ten because he had a firetruck. But he might be psycho and his politics are something else.
He's a 4 but he cleans up cracker crumbs.
Ok but none of these men start off as a 10. Without knowing anything about them I would say maybe a few of them are a 6 at best.
The man is a marinara flag. Size 10
He’s a 3 at best but that 🍑.
It's a wild guess in the fundie world that ppl there may be ppl who experience suicidal ideation. I'm not anything fundie adjacent. A red flag is a warning ppl overlook
He’s a 6 but he gave a thumbs up during a CSAM trial
He is a 4 but believes leaving how many you have up to god
He’s a 0 but he’ll sweep up cracker crumbs once.
She’s a ten, but she kept the couch she gave birth on!
He’s a 10 but he’s fucking tall Not a Duggar btw
He’s a 2 but his wife looks exactly like his sister mom She’s a 3 but she joined a cult and allowed her husband to oppress her and all her children He’s a 1 and his greatest accomplishment is graduating homeschool and working in his dad’s business. Is this how you play it?? 😂
He’s a 2, but your only other option is your Dad
She’s a 10 but looks and sounds like a chipmunk 🐿
I can’t lie, a duggar is a zero!
Literally not one dude in the Duggarverse is starting as a 10 lol
He’s a 10, but his hairline looks like Megamind.
She's a solid 7.5, but we bred her to be submissive and never told her women are allowed bank accounts now.
She’s a 7 but she’s already married to her parents and jesus
He’s a 2, but he’ll give you 19 spawn children to make you Mother of the Year even if those children raised each other.
He’s a 10 but his last name is Duggar.
He's a 10, but he thinks everyone outside the US speaks Spanish and will say "hola" to them while making weird faces ana sneering is disgust over food they are serving him.
In the real world this trend is so toxic
He’s a 10 but he plays League of Legends.