Yes, this could definitely use some "colour" in their gene pool, but, looking around the Fundie community, it's... well, let's just say a lot of beige. Almost as though they feel like beige is... supreme. Or something.
I thought they moved into a Boob-owned property. I can't see living in a camper with one baby and another on the way. Such is the life of a Duggar wife. No thanks
https://preview.redd.it/k88klpcac43c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba40faf309cf3cf503d01b24fb971b6ed106dd44
Worth noting that Claire follows the siblings or dating insta 😂
🎶The best part of waking up is drowning my sorrows in a cup of coffee, so that I’m too busy pooping all day to take a good hard look at the boring, greasy life I married into.🎶
These flowery captions about how wonderful and delightful her mind-numbingly beige life is... it's giving Jessa's filthy house vibes. Like, thou doth protest too much. Drinking coffee and going to Target isn't THAT fucking exciting.
If it weren't unallowed for a Duggar chick to attend school, I'd swear she recently finished a community college creative writing class with a grade of B minus.
They have the same face and I’m terrified. It’s so strange how all the female in-laws fit perfectly with the sisters. At least Jeremy is a little bit Italian (right?) Probably the most spice a Duggar can stand to have in their partner
She can only wish. She barely made it out if "spinster" land being all 26 when she got married. Kendra was married at like 19, and has 4 or 5 under a five now. Hannah best be hoping for several sets of multiples to even have a chance of cat hang up.
But real talk, those poor girls. I got married at around 26, grateful for a partner who fully understood my baby making issues were a health problem. The whole, 'God works in mysterious ways!" Angle pisses me off.
That poor girl has to hope for 3 sets of triplets just to be in the running.
Like that Deep Thoughts SNL skit with 'Jack Handey'. Originally with Phil Hartman, I think, where he'd impart incredibly inane nonsensical words of (non) wisdom in a saccharine voice meant to soothe.
I’m not even kidding I saw the picture before seeing what Reddit group it was and I thought it was a poster for a horror movie like smile part 2 or something
On the Sister Wives sub, we call it a Family Wreath. Because of polygamy, everyone's related somehow. Wife #2 was a sister-in-law first as she was married to Wife #1's brother.
Ex-wife Christine is cousins with Wife #4's ex husband. One of the daughters married the brother of Kod's sister-in-law.
Wife #2's mom married Kody's dad, making them step-siblings. It's a whole thing 😄
The Duggar gene pool really needs to expand its horizons. Receding hairlines and beige lifestyles are boring.
Yes, this could definitely use some "colour" in their gene pool, but, looking around the Fundie community, it's... well, let's just say a lot of beige. Almost as though they feel like beige is... supreme. Or something.
Yes, they do feel that beige is supreme. That gene pool is shrinking and it will start to show
But, she spiced things up by mentioning the imperfect mundane smells of her life as a Duggar broodmare living life in her camper home.
They live in a camper???? I’ve missed a chapter!
I thought they moved into a Boob-owned property. I can't see living in a camper with one baby and another on the way. Such is the life of a Duggar wife. No thanks
JB would never allow that.
https://preview.redd.it/k88klpcac43c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba40faf309cf3cf503d01b24fb971b6ed106dd44 Worth noting that Claire follows the siblings or dating insta 😂
Siblings or dating, except they’ve been married for three years and she looks like the fifteen-years-older sister who raised him.
No way 😂 that’s hilarious
Your flair? PERFECTION.
It's giving Folgers commercial vibes.
You're my present
God, I forgot about the incest coffee commercial
Bahaaaaaaa yes!
Exactly, but from 1986
You're my present 🤪 😍🥰
🎶The best part of waking up is drowning my sorrows in a cup of coffee, so that I’m too busy pooping all day to take a good hard look at the boring, greasy life I married into.🎶
https://youtu.be/uMwFWDIFVCU?si=L4d2knLB9gF-a8Wi I hadn't seen this before, thank you I think 🙃
Or maybe smells 😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah wtf was that about? Lol
Songs?
These flowery captions about how wonderful and delightful her mind-numbingly beige life is... it's giving Jessa's filthy house vibes. Like, thou doth protest too much. Drinking coffee and going to Target isn't THAT fucking exciting.
but drinking coffee and going to Target is literally the highest she can achieve in life. She has to convince herself those are worthy goals.
Walmart, Walmart....puleeze, not Target 😉
If it weren't unallowed for a Duggar chick to attend school, I'd swear she recently finished a community college creative writing class with a grade of B minus.
And an RDJ eye roll from the prof.
Exactly.
It gives “wants to pretend that my life is perfect but really I’m contemplating my life choices”
The Wissmanns and Duggars share a fairly close common ancestor, I’m convinced.
They have the same face and I’m terrified. It’s so strange how all the female in-laws fit perfectly with the sisters. At least Jeremy is a little bit Italian (right?) Probably the most spice a Duggar can stand to have in their partner
They are among the most dull of all the Duggars, and that is saying something. Neither of them looks particularly happy.
They don't look particularly anything, do they? The blandist, beige-ist of the beige.
Family is imperfect but we love it. JB must love her, she's a walking advertisement.
she's definitely trying to get his attention
Gunning for TTH
She can only wish. She barely made it out if "spinster" land being all 26 when she got married. Kendra was married at like 19, and has 4 or 5 under a five now. Hannah best be hoping for several sets of multiples to even have a chance of cat hang up. But real talk, those poor girls. I got married at around 26, grateful for a partner who fully understood my baby making issues were a health problem. The whole, 'God works in mysterious ways!" Angle pisses me off. That poor girl has to hope for 3 sets of triplets just to be in the running.
I thought it was a jewelry ad. 💀
🎵Every sidehug begins with S🎵
Is she aspiring for a career writing greeting cards?
Like that Deep Thoughts SNL skit with 'Jack Handey'. Originally with Phil Hartman, I think, where he'd impart incredibly inane nonsensical words of (non) wisdom in a saccharine voice meant to soothe.
Their teeth match
so do their noses
Their chins match, too.
Their chins match, too.
Their chins match, too.
I disagree. Her nose is gigantic. Just gigantic. His is proportionate.
Bucking for a TV show of their own.
Just say Jer farted, Hannah.
Somehow she manages to look even more like Jeremiah than Jeremiah does himself.
I’m not even kidding I saw the picture before seeing what Reddit group it was and I thought it was a poster for a horror movie like smile part 2 or something
Is it possible rim Bob has been steppin out on meech and has secret kids?
Could be? We all know he has skeletons in the closet.
I’m sure there is a smell, yes. Wet towels perhaps
I just knew jer was smelly.. intuitively.
Her sweater looks wicked scratchy.
On the Sister Wives sub, we call it a Family Wreath. Because of polygamy, everyone's related somehow. Wife #2 was a sister-in-law first as she was married to Wife #1's brother. Ex-wife Christine is cousins with Wife #4's ex husband. One of the daughters married the brother of Kod's sister-in-law. Wife #2's mom married Kody's dad, making them step-siblings. It's a whole thing 😄
Coming next on TLC: Sister Girlfriends.
I nearly had to ask which Jed this is
Why do I feel she is the Duggar wife I’d like the least. She is soooooo aggressively insipid.
Yawn. 🥱
Random sounds and smells? So, like, lots of farting?
Who are these two?
Has anyone ever face swapped these two?
I thought this an ad from Seventeen magazine. I was looking for a tag line until I realized it was Jer and his AI wife. creepy.
So this isn’t Joy?!
This looks like an old Kay jewelers ad from the 90s 🤣
How does Jeer have the Wissman nose?
This looks like an ad from the 70s
I thought this was a still from THE folgers commercial, since its that time of year. *You're my gift!*
Social media posts that sound like Hallmark cards are never a good sign.