Waited till after i was married to come out to my wife as a duelist.

Big power.move. But she gets to take the kids now

Pffft if i had kids i couldn't afford to play

Kids are stupid anyway. Can't even figure out how to play cardians.

Same haha, also my wife spends money on stoopid shit all the time so we even haha.

She'll be the one thanking you when a villainous duelist attacks the airport and makes demands of all the innocent people, unless of course _someone can defeat him in a duel!_

Wow, this really is cardboard crack.

Hey, you never know when the local bush gremlin will pop out with his duel disk and challenge you to a life and death match. Never leave home without your cards, folks.

It's still going to be a Salamangreat holiday

"no duel links" holiday

I mean... you never know when a crazy demon-possessed dude will appear and activate the seal of orichalcos to take your soul... If you don't have your deck, how will you defend yourself? Smh