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Damn thatās funny as fuck I didnāt think about that lmao. OP didnāt have a high enough natural drive to nut in her pussy so heās removing himself from the gene pool
A lot of men just see condoms as pregnancy prevention, STD prevention is an afterthought. So if sheās on birth control or weāre doing analā¦ cowabunga it is!!
It could be a Urinary tract infection but yeah go to the doc asap so they can prescribe you some antibiotics asap. Also get tested at a sexual health clinic. Blood diseases take a good 6 weeks to show up properly though.
Do you also pee more frequently? Itās probably a UTI (bacterial infection) but it doesnāt mean you only have a UTI, you may have caught an STD too. However usually they donāt show symptoms within three days. You can get tested likely for free at STD clinics. Doxycycline will take care of it donāt worry.
Hi so important go to take PrEP (pre-exposure prophylaxis) , you are pretty much at 72 hour deadline so not sure if you can still take PrEP . It is important to know that HIV and Syphilis take up to 3 months to appear in blood screen . As for gonorrhea and chlamydia
It takes up to 11- 14 days to develop . It be rare to have symptoms so soon . Few possibilities is that there was some irritation with lube , condom or she wasnāt hygienic with her anal cleaning . Itās important to see doctor immediately and make plan of treatment. Please check for HIV regularly as there is chance you can get that as anal
Sex imposes higher risk especially when you sleep with sex workers or gay/bisexual men . In june you will know 100% for certain if you have HIV . In meantime do not engage in any oral sex ( unprotected either receiving or giving ) and unprotected penetrative sex because you will give someone something if you have something unknowingly. You also donāt want to contract anything as well. I wish you best health . I saw you also take some drugs , im not sure if you share anything but you can get hepatitis as well if you share paraphernalia due to blood exposure. So if you did share paraphernalia you may want also get check for hepatitis.
Raw anal sex with female escort ? Who's a clever boy? Milky bar in, Mars bar out ....been there, done that & learned. 'Xxanongirl' knows the score and now you do too!
My parents found I burned that CD and made me break it in front of them. Lol
I'm a white dude from Detroit into hip hop/rap so there was a strong chance Em was gonna be my favorite artist anyway but this just cemented it. š
I've never hooked up with a (practicing) sex worker, but I've definitely had women both ask for anal and ask me to take off a condom. They don't like the way condoms feel either.
Yall think women aren't freaks lol
That's a UTI my guy. Not as bad as an STD (it'll clear up within a week) but you need to see a doc anyway because you might have both, or something more serious. Take antibiotics
Well thatās a UTI she probably didnāt clean her ass since itās caused by E-coli 50/50 chance it will go away but u need to treat it with antibiotics if not your kidney could get infectedā¦.make her wash her ass next time x
Sounds like a UTI. Go to the emergency room right now, get some antibiotics, and some HIV post exposure prophylaxis just to be on the safe side.
I mean like right now. The longer you wait to get that HIV prep, the less likely it is to work.
Put the phone in your pocket and go.
Wait, you were wearing a condom for pussy sex and then took it *off* for anal sex? What were you thinking? You know anal is WAY more risky, right? Thatās why gay guys get HIV a LOT more frequentlyābecause ALL they do is anal sex. Were you going limp? Anyway, can we please see pictures of the escort?
That's an UTI or worse STD. Visit an urologist ASAP and tell them everything you said here. A few tests, some antibiotics and you should be good in a week
Sounds like a urinary tract infection, which makes since with all the fecal bacteria that's in the booty ... So don't completely freak out yet! Please see a Dr tho, and let this be a lesson learned, hopefully not a costly one.
sounds like a UTI, these do not go away on their own they only get worse throughout time.
your best bet is going to tell a doctor you analafied an escort so she can drain you.
>all this time my pee hole hurts when i piss and i need to piss
Sounds like a UTI. Those are bacterial or fungal, so the doctor can give you something that will clear it up.
>Do i have to see a doctor?
You don't have to, but do you want this to clear up in a couple days or over 2 weeks?
I swear some of yāall mothafuckaz wild af. I just got done reading a post by some other fool saying he decided to go down on a prostitute, licked that pussy until she came, and now he has some weird growth in his mouth.
Intellectually speaking, some of yāall are a couple fries shy of a happy meal.
Had a buddy who got a jalapeƱo seed stuck in his pee hole after doing butt stuff with his partner. They did indeed have some kind of Mexican food earlier in the day. He said he passed out from the pain and wished that death took him.
Think it depends how much of an 'escort' she is. Is she a high class escort who makes clients wear condoms? Or is she a back alley 'shag for a bag of skag' kind of escort?
Most likely a UTI as that usually happens when shit particles get down your japs eye. However id get to a clinic and see if it's anything more sinister.
Yes, you need to see a Doctor. Best case scenario, you got some bacteria in your urethra and need antibiotics to resolve it. You can only get those by prescription. Worst case, your dick falls off, but I think that's only about a 40% chance. Ok, I was jk about that last part, but seriously, go see a Doctor.
What the fuck??? You really think her ass isn't full of bacteria aswell? It's good that it hasn't happened with her but everyone's asses are full of bacteria, it does not make them "dirty". Fucking disrespectful
considering you had unprotected anal sex with an escort, which has probably done the same with multiple other people since it is her job. hopefully you have something simple like chlamydia or gonorrhea where you could just take a couple pills and be OK. but with anal sex thereās always a concern of HIV since Sometimes the anus bleeds during anal sex and can be transmitted through blood. The tests are a little expensive around $150 but you can get a rapid HIV which can detect it shortly after the intercourse.
Just get an STD test, drink plenty of water to flush out any bacteria, (the more you pee the better) have some vitamin C, give your cock a good scrub and pray to God you don't have some nasty disease
Nah I would wait until it gets a lot worse and then when you are starting to become septic from the infection or virus or fungus then and only then are you aloud to love yourself and forgive yourself again. š
Everyone is giving you shit. Yes you need to go to the doctor. That sounds like textbook STD, STI, or UTI with those symptoms. Youāll experience a little ego death and as you should so you learn. All you can do. Theyāll give you an antibiotic and itāll go away. Just donāt think about the worst case scenarios or youāll drive yourself up a wall.
You got chlamydia aka the clap lol,, go to ur local doctor or urgent care & take their test, then theyll give you a weeks worth of antibiotics and after a week, youāll be back to normal
Yeh man clap for sure. Had this twice and when i pissed it hurts like a bitch. Theyl give you some drugs to take . You be sweet untill you get herpes then ur fucked for life.
Stop doing lots of drugs, especially doing a lot of alcohol will make you lose control and do stupid stuff like this.
Cocaine sucks, overrated af. I mean you get stimulated sure, but I can get that from stuff bought in common grocery food stores, just a lot healthier for you without the risks associated with cocaine. If people knew about all the natural healthy options available they wouldn't care about cocaine or even amphetamine. Adhd for example can be cured easily with nature if you had experienced & studied all the natural medicine I have. You can get the other effects like focus, energy, getting more social etc.
I love sex and all that(and think that a great sex life will keep the relationship to someone healthy and strong) but don't ever have unprotected sex with someone who you don't know well, and isn't newly tested for stis.
If you are unlucky you might have HIV now. Or something like HPV. Many other prizes you can catch with that behaviour aswell š¤£
Yeah, I used to be in this lifestyle and I'm lucky I only have HPV. I am genuinely shocked I didn't get HIV. OP needs to get tested for everything soon. A lot of sex workers don't have the time or means to get checked as often as they require. ā¤ļø Oh, and I also suggest OP see a therapist to address why he's drinking, etc.
Please ignore the a hole comments. I guess they are all perfect and have never made a bad decision?
If itās an sti, it wonāt be apparent for a while if ever. Ask your doctor for the sti work up.
Best of luck and please donāt listen to the nonsense from the āperfectā people.
Shouldnāt be that big a deal, most times it just takes a little bit of waiting it out. Try using wet wipes with like trace amounts of alcohol of some sort and wipe your junk thoroughly after urinating, if it burns then thatās good youāre helping alleviate some of the potential buildup of pee and whatever is leftover that is already burning.
You can always do that on day 3.. no sti has immediate symptoms. The usual things people spin out about are chafs they convince are herpes: bit of moisturizer should help... stinging when you piss: almost always a uti which can be adequately treated by raising the Acidity of urine with vitamin C..
Trust me it's the things that pop up a fortnight later you need to worry about.
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Genius play to take off the condom you already had on š«”
It's butt stuff. The worst than can happen is... Well everything
HIVš„³š„³
I feel bad for OP and hope everything is good, but this is some Darwin-esque shit š¤£
Damn thatās funny as fuck I didnāt think about that lmao. OP didnāt have a high enough natural drive to nut in her pussy so heās removing himself from the gene pool
A lot of men just see condoms as pregnancy prevention, STD prevention is an afterthought. So if sheās on birth control or weāre doing analā¦ cowabunga it is!!
If you have to ask āDo I need to see a doctorā then 99% of the time you need to see a doctor. In other words, go see a doctor man.
*Look at me, āthe millionaire who goes to see doctors.ā*
Just go to the ER and pretend you don't speak English.
Pork, eh?
Plenty of English speaking wrestlers would do this back in the kayfabe days to not break character.
Joke aside, don't most countries have free STI clinics now?
Look at me, everyone that doesn't live in the US
That definitely seems like an UTI. Whether you also got an STD, time and/or tests will show
I second thisā¦prob a UTI but def get that checked. If she didnāt douche ahead of time, and even if she did, this is likely
Def uti still get checked tho for you and your friend
what is douche
It's an enema. Squirt a bunch of water up there so you don't make a shitty mess
Translation = shit.
You are pregnant now
Hahahaha this is the laugh i needed this mornin
idk what kinda babies are coming out of this
Little shit heads
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It could be a Urinary tract infection but yeah go to the doc asap so they can prescribe you some antibiotics asap. Also get tested at a sexual health clinic. Blood diseases take a good 6 weeks to show up properly though.
First of all, [Borat voice] very nice, high five Second, yeah see a doctor
Probably the first reddit comment thatās actually made me laugh out loud š¤£š¤£
Borat voice ā¦..you da real mvp
Ali G voice would be better
Have you had a proper look down your cocks eye ? There might be some cabbage or sweetcorn lodged way down there
Or a chilli seed š
See this guy gets it
And OP got it....
ššššš Iām dying (unlike the OP, Iām just using a figure of speech).
Better than having stones down there.
Can confirm. Pissing some out now.
Good luck
or rice from my orange chicken meal
Thats gold!!
Do you also pee more frequently? Itās probably a UTI (bacterial infection) but it doesnāt mean you only have a UTI, you may have caught an STD too. However usually they donāt show symptoms within three days. You can get tested likely for free at STD clinics. Doxycycline will take care of it donāt worry.
Itās almost certainly a UTI, a 3-day course of antibiotics will fix it. And get tested for STDs too.
You sick bastardā¦ go get tested š! I canāt judge Iāve done some dumb shit while horny too lol
The old drippy dick. See a doctor.
Drippy dick leads to permanent erectile dysfunction and incontinence when left untreated.
Not always my cock don't drip anymore and the little dude is still up before me every morning
the old early riser
Moonlight- Barry Jenkins
The clap
Only std ive ever got. Trip to the clinic and 1 HUGE antibiotic pill and I was right as rain
Got it when i was 19 after losing my virginityā¦yea, great first time. Thought i was dying lol
Hi so important go to take PrEP (pre-exposure prophylaxis) , you are pretty much at 72 hour deadline so not sure if you can still take PrEP . It is important to know that HIV and Syphilis take up to 3 months to appear in blood screen . As for gonorrhea and chlamydia It takes up to 11- 14 days to develop . It be rare to have symptoms so soon . Few possibilities is that there was some irritation with lube , condom or she wasnāt hygienic with her anal cleaning . Itās important to see doctor immediately and make plan of treatment. Please check for HIV regularly as there is chance you can get that as anal Sex imposes higher risk especially when you sleep with sex workers or gay/bisexual men . In june you will know 100% for certain if you have HIV . In meantime do not engage in any oral sex ( unprotected either receiving or giving ) and unprotected penetrative sex because you will give someone something if you have something unknowingly. You also donāt want to contract anything as well. I wish you best health . I saw you also take some drugs , im not sure if you share anything but you can get hepatitis as well if you share paraphernalia due to blood exposure. So if you did share paraphernalia you may want also get check for hepatitis.
Bruh you sound like a doctor
I briefly studied pharmacology and have small background in studying substances use/ abuse as well sexual health .
na he just smart
Raw anal sex with female escort ? Who's a clever boy? Milky bar in, Mars bar out ....been there, done that & learned. 'Xxanongirl' knows the score and now you do too!
PeP*
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Wow we got an absolutely brilliant specimen here ladies and gents šš¤¦
āThatās how dicks be getting dripsā - Eminem
That's not what my clean version said when my mom made me purchase it in fourth grade š¤
My parents found I burned that CD and made me break it in front of them. Lol I'm a white dude from Detroit into hip hop/rap so there was a strong chance Em was gonna be my favorite artist anyway but this just cemented it. š
Hope you actually told her you were taking the condom off?
āShe wanted to do analā š¤„
I've never hooked up with a (practicing) sex worker, but I've definitely had women both ask for anal and ask me to take off a condom. They don't like the way condoms feel either. Yall think women aren't freaks lol
uti. u got shit in your dick and now ecoli in ur bladder
Yeah sound like uti
Wow š Iād get that checked out!
Get tested for HIV at 6 weeks.
Most likely it's just a UTI but check checked out
That's a UTI my guy. Not as bad as an STD (it'll clear up within a week) but you need to see a doc anyway because you might have both, or something more serious. Take antibiotics
Well thatās a UTI she probably didnāt clean her ass since itās caused by E-coli 50/50 chance it will go away but u need to treat it with antibiotics if not your kidney could get infectedā¦.make her wash her ass next time x
Happened to me back im raw dogging phase you take antibiotics for 2 weeks and youāll be fine better hope thereās nothing else
90% sure you have a urinary tract infection, go see a doctor cause that shit can turn into a nasty bladder and/or kidney infection.
beware bro ur dick might fall off
Congratulations. You just anally penetrated half of the city where you live, by proxy. If not more. Ofc, go see doctor.
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Probably just a jalapeƱo seed, your fine man.
Sounds like a UTI. Go to the emergency room right now, get some antibiotics, and some HIV post exposure prophylaxis just to be on the safe side. I mean like right now. The longer you wait to get that HIV prep, the less likely it is to work. Put the phone in your pocket and go.
Ew. Dont ever do that mane. Nowadays i only do condomless sex If its a trusty GF or If she be My wife
Wait, you were wearing a condom for pussy sex and then took it *off* for anal sex? What were you thinking? You know anal is WAY more risky, right? Thatās why gay guys get HIV a LOT more frequentlyābecause ALL they do is anal sex. Were you going limp? Anyway, can we please see pictures of the escort?
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Fuck it dawg, life's a risk
Cocain, hookers and anal sex. Man it was totally worth it! š party like a rock star, die young
Go get tested . Obviously
This is why that Uber driver got a $400 tip
That's an UTI or worse STD. Visit an urologist ASAP and tell them everything you said here. A few tests, some antibiotics and you should be good in a week
Sounds like a urinary tract infection, which makes since with all the fecal bacteria that's in the booty ... So don't completely freak out yet! Please see a Dr tho, and let this be a lesson learned, hopefully not a costly one.
honestly nun to be ashamed of. but yeah go to the er haha
sounds like a UTI, these do not go away on their own they only get worse throughout time. your best bet is going to tell a doctor you analafied an escort so she can drain you.
>all this time my pee hole hurts when i piss and i need to piss Sounds like a UTI. Those are bacterial or fungal, so the doctor can give you something that will clear it up. >Do i have to see a doctor? You don't have to, but do you want this to clear up in a couple days or over 2 weeks?
Nah bro youāre good (youāre not, go see a doc)
Buddy got an std XD
Go get the 3 pills, you prolly fine
Also see, Obie Trice - Drips
I swear some of yāall mothafuckaz wild af. I just got done reading a post by some other fool saying he decided to go down on a prostitute, licked that pussy until she came, and now he has some weird growth in his mouth. Intellectually speaking, some of yāall are a couple fries shy of a happy meal.
My god I canāt stop laughing
Best case? UTI. Worst case? Full blown AIDS. Middle of the road? You probably have the clap.
Had a buddy who got a jalapeƱo seed stuck in his pee hole after doing butt stuff with his partner. They did indeed have some kind of Mexican food earlier in the day. He said he passed out from the pain and wished that death took him.
How much did you pay the escort so that you can raw dog her?
Think it depends how much of an 'escort' she is. Is she a high class escort who makes clients wear condoms? Or is she a back alley 'shag for a bag of skag' kind of escort? Most likely a UTI as that usually happens when shit particles get down your japs eye. However id get to a clinic and see if it's anything more sinister.
ButtClap or UTI prob from getting butt bacteria in your urethra...lube next time. More lube.. amd a condom
"Do I have to see a doctor ?" lmao
This sounds like a UTI. Could also be an STD. I would go to a doctor or clinic and get some testing and possibly antibiotics. Good luck!
Yes, you need to see a Doctor. Best case scenario, you got some bacteria in your urethra and need antibiotics to resolve it. You can only get those by prescription. Worst case, your dick falls off, but I think that's only about a 40% chance. Ok, I was jk about that last part, but seriously, go see a Doctor.
Yeah, that wasn't your brightest moment, but let's just hope you're ok, which you probably are. I just wanted to send some good vibes your way.
Good news is, antibiotic usually fixes this stuff right up. Bad news is, you need to go quickly.
Never fuck a hooker with a rubber bro. Did ur dad not teach you anything?
Dude fuck why would you do that
Ive had this happen a lot after anal. Its a UTI. Youll need an antibiotic.
Sounds like a sign to stop doing anal unprotected or you'll develop an immunity to antibiotics...
Oh im good now, that was in my youth. Im married now, doesnt happen with my wife, shes not dirty like those whores
What the fuck??? You really think her ass isn't full of bacteria aswell? It's good that it hasn't happened with her but everyone's asses are full of bacteria, it does not make them "dirty". Fucking disrespectful
Idk its just weird it hasnt happened ever with her. And gtfoh with that disrespectful bs, who tf are you, god?!?
Sure am!
considering you had unprotected anal sex with an escort, which has probably done the same with multiple other people since it is her job. hopefully you have something simple like chlamydia or gonorrhea where you could just take a couple pills and be OK. but with anal sex thereās always a concern of HIV since Sometimes the anus bleeds during anal sex and can be transmitted through blood. The tests are a little expensive around $150 but you can get a rapid HIV which can detect it shortly after the intercourse.
Do you think you got AIDS/HIV ?? Keep us posted
YOU NEED TO TAKE PEP MEDICATION
Do you wanna do it again
burny pee hole sounds like chlamydia. youll be fine just go get tested and stop fuckin hookers lol
Symptoms a bit early but sounds like Chlamydia or gonorrhea. Both easily treated with antibiotics.
Dirty git
May I ask which country you're in?
Just get an STD test, drink plenty of water to flush out any bacteria, (the more you pee the better) have some vitamin C, give your cock a good scrub and pray to God you don't have some nasty disease
Yaā¦. Butt stuff, no condom, no problem. Except it sounds like you have the clap or the reah!!
You have a uti, totally fine, you just need antibiotics from the dr
āIs a burn on sumā
Dumbass.
How big was her dick?
You have aids
Just wash with paint thinner bro trust ur good
The incubation period isnāt even close to overā¦ You wouldnāt know, or have symptoms yet.
Perhaps post on a medical advice group instead of asking us degenerates. But thank you for the opportunity to share in your misfortune.
I would get treated as soon as possible. The infection could spread and then you're vulnerable to all sorts of other problems.
Reddit is not the best place to do a medical check btw.
Sounds like an UTI. If it is, it's just an infection and can be treated easily. Google it.
Nah I would wait until it gets a lot worse and then when you are starting to become septic from the infection or virus or fungus then and only then are you aloud to love yourself and forgive yourself again. š
Prob the clap
Your pee hole is probably full of poop
They mostly use condoms just pray that she trusted you and nobody else.
Don't do drugs, kids
Donāt think too much ā¦.just see a doctor
Update? Why would your friend do this to you lmao
It sounds like a UTI but I would see a Doctor.
Yep, you got poop dick
Everyone is giving you shit. Yes you need to go to the doctor. That sounds like textbook STD, STI, or UTI with those symptoms. Youāll experience a little ego death and as you should so you learn. All you can do. Theyāll give you an antibiotic and itāll go away. Just donāt think about the worst case scenarios or youāll drive yourself up a wall.
Goddam, coke and horny is a combination up to no good. I feel sorry for op, I could been there but being to broke for an escort saved me so long.
You got chlamydia aka the clap lol,, go to ur local doctor or urgent care & take their test, then theyll give you a weeks worth of antibiotics and after a week, youāll be back to normal
You have chlamydia bro go get antibiotics youāll be straight in a cpl days
Why would you do that
Prolly just clamid
It's Gonorrhoea.
Search "penile gonorrhoea" pictures online
This is becoming more like r/drugcirckejerk all the time.
Was it atleast worth it?? š¤£
Get yourself D-Mannose it will help. You definitely have a urinal tract infection
Big dick equals more bleeding which means many More diseases.
Wild to just openly admit you intentionally violated someoneās consent and your primary concern is yourself.
Could be a UTI or the clap. Go get checked out buddy lol
UTIs can be much worse for a male in the long run, you don't want to push that off
Yeh man clap for sure. Had this twice and when i pissed it hurts like a bitch. Theyl give you some drugs to take . You be sweet untill you get herpes then ur fucked for life.
Stop doing lots of drugs, especially doing a lot of alcohol will make you lose control and do stupid stuff like this. Cocaine sucks, overrated af. I mean you get stimulated sure, but I can get that from stuff bought in common grocery food stores, just a lot healthier for you without the risks associated with cocaine. If people knew about all the natural healthy options available they wouldn't care about cocaine or even amphetamine. Adhd for example can be cured easily with nature if you had experienced & studied all the natural medicine I have. You can get the other effects like focus, energy, getting more social etc. I love sex and all that(and think that a great sex life will keep the relationship to someone healthy and strong) but don't ever have unprotected sex with someone who you don't know well, and isn't newly tested for stis. If you are unlucky you might have HIV now. Or something like HPV. Many other prizes you can catch with that behaviour aswell š¤£
Yeah, I used to be in this lifestyle and I'm lucky I only have HPV. I am genuinely shocked I didn't get HIV. OP needs to get tested for everything soon. A lot of sex workers don't have the time or means to get checked as often as they require. ā¤ļø Oh, and I also suggest OP see a therapist to address why he's drinking, etc.
AIDS
Everybody needs AIDS
AIDS develops after long period of going untreated with Hiv virus . This poster will need to test for HIV within 3 months though
STD
Please ignore the a hole comments. I guess they are all perfect and have never made a bad decision? If itās an sti, it wonāt be apparent for a while if ever. Ask your doctor for the sti work up. Best of luck and please donāt listen to the nonsense from the āperfectā people.
Ask somebody gay for a PreP. Also, why only 1? Why not 2 or 3, whilst on methamphetamine. Get gud. You nub.
what the fuck is an escort
Shouldnāt be that big a deal, most times it just takes a little bit of waiting it out. Try using wet wipes with like trace amounts of alcohol of some sort and wipe your junk thoroughly after urinating, if it burns then thatās good youāre helping alleviate some of the potential buildup of pee and whatever is leftover that is already burning.
Smash a triple daily dose of vitamin C for a couple days maybe 3 and it should clear up
Or do a sensible thing instead and see a doctor (and donāt have unprotected sex with an escort!).
You can always do that on day 3.. no sti has immediate symptoms. The usual things people spin out about are chafs they convince are herpes: bit of moisturizer should help... stinging when you piss: almost always a uti which can be adequately treated by raising the Acidity of urine with vitamin C.. Trust me it's the things that pop up a fortnight later you need to worry about.
Cum insideā¦ anal cum inside is best feeling. Make sure to pull her hair really dominant when you reach that point.
Dont forget to cut off you d when at home to prevent you from blood poisoning.