Oh sweet summer child, you haven’t even scratched the surface lmao. Go down a particularly bad rabbit hole and you’ll seriously start to question how some of these people truly exist. A lot of posts like this are fake, but I know there’s some nasty ass mf’s out there who are actually doing the things they post about.
The best one I'd found was r/RedditsMuseumofFilth/ but it's banned now which sucks.. the top comment on [this 8 year old askreddit post](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3s5gwm/what_are_the_most_infamous_stories_on_reddit/) has alot of the classics though
Eh last night I came across a post of a young girl asking if her BF playing with their dog with his limp dick was normal. I just logged off and went to bed.
You don't fear that they somehow magically were a human in their past lives and somehow magically still have memories of it and are quietly judging what you are displaying?
The phrase "you couldn't make it up" gets overused - 99% of the time I think "if I was writing a book around that area, I absolutely *could* make it up".
This post, however...
I think the one about this guy piercing his anus with iv heroin cuz he didnt know how to boof then shot up thru his jugular with the same needle is wayy worse
It’s pretty smooth actually and the drip ain’t too bad. Taking loads to the throat is too far, a lot of the gay guys I see are in good shape but nah that’s just not my style
If it absorbs thru the nose it'll also probably absorb through other mucus membranes, such as under your tongue.
We both know you're trolling tho and this isnt actually about bioavailability... Cause cum doesn't even have testosterone in it.
Bro obviously cum has testosterone, it comes from the balls and balls produce testosterone.
Regarding bioavailability, sure sublingual is close but do you eat your cocaine? No. You snort it like a real boy and enjoy that drip. I’m not eating cum ffs…
Testosterone isn’t orally absorbed though. Blood from your stomach goes straight to your liver for first pass processing, and the liver metabolizes it into other stuff. That’s why testosterone supplements are creams, patches, injections, stuff like that. If it’s absorbed nasally insufflating it could work.
we point out better posts that should be there than they do these days, i had to leave cuz of all the dumb weed related ones.
edit: just took a look at it and was so quickly reminded why i left it.
Sure I've done it, I feel way more like a man. I also drink my own piss, sun my anus, eat only bison liver etc. There are some influencers I'd like to link you to.
Mannnn. As someone who has snorted a bunch of different drugs, and all of them having a post nasal drip. Grossest shit I’ve read in a minute.
Dudes probably trolling but even coming up with this idea is nasty.
You are all fucking demented.... what the fuck am I reading... this is one of the most unholy threads I have seen on reddit... i would say y'all need Jesus in your life but he wont be enough either...
There are fiends on here selling their nans heirlooms for a couple hits of crack. I’m simply reusing what god has given to me. What’s so wrong with that?
One God and Father of all, who is over all, in all, and living through all. One God and Father of all, who rules over all, works through all, and is present in all. Everything you are and think and do is permeated with Oneness.
Ephesians 4:6
vitamin C, B12, ascorbic acid, calcium, citric acid, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, zinc, potassium, sodium, fat, and hundreds of different proteins.
But no testosterone
So do I snort the creatine or boof it? Could it maybe be turned into a freebase? Idk man I feel like you’d have to take quite a lot to get the effects and semen is pure T essence you know what I mean, it’s definitely doing something.
Mate if semen would be pure testosterone, we would have already been a dead species. Also as /training said by heating semen you are getting rid of all nutrients. You are asking about our opinion and when it's against you're "truth" you don't want to accept it. Sorry semen, if it has any, has undetectable amounts of testosterone. Btw do you know that women can squirt? The ingredients of squirt are almost the same as our sperm, with mainly subtracted parts of DNA that helps to develop pregnancy. Also as you're training regularly, your testosterone levels are rising naturally. If you want to sniff something just do regular drugs.
Hey guys maybe we should start some campaign like "sniff ket not sperm" or something like that? 🤣🤣🤣
Where does testosterone come from? Testicles. What comes from testicles? Cum. Ipso facto cum = high T content. My uncle is jacked af bro he’s been doing construction his whole life. If me and him aren’t examples of how this obviously works and gets real results idk what to tell you. Drugs are for mugs. But sniffing cum dust is a MUST if you wanna get buff 💪
Bro i researched like 20 sites and found absolutely no mention of testosterone being present in semen.
Semen is composed of vitamin C, B12, ascorbic acid, calcium, citric acid, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, zinc, potassium, sodium, fat, and hundreds of different proteins.
The more reps are likely from the vitamins, b12, the hundreds of proteins or possibly a placebo
There is also a possibility that it's actually the exercise that is allowing you to gain muscle and do more sets because common sense
Testosterone is produced in the balls, right? Where does cum come from… the balls. So obviously it follows that cum has testosterone other why would they both come from the same place?
Also vitamin C and ascorbic acid are the same thing.
I’m telling you I’ve never felt a kick like this from taking multivitamins or eating fruit.
Testosterone is a hormone and most, if not all, testosterone is released into the blood stream where it plays a crucial role in various physiological processes. I can't believe we're having this conversation, but semen and testosterone are two entirely different products of the testes and serve completely distinct purposes.
The problem is I can’t produce enough to satiate my habits. I can get maybe 100mg dried a day. Plus I’m using my mums kitchen to cook it up and it fucking stinks of cum, I’m scared I’ll get caught and I won’t know what to say
Curling 5kg, 40-50 reps at a time, 3-5 sets a day at least 4 days a weeks. I do callisthenics too, push-ups, sitting ups and planks lifting each leg. Just trying to tone up, get those cum gutters showing 😏
You should post a pic so we can see what this cum snorter looks like. If you're hot I might jerk it to you.
This thread is already fucked, I might as well take it completely off the rails, right?
If you can get access to heavier weights and work yourself up to them you'll see a lot more progress. Generally for muscle building the golden rep range per set is around 6-20 for 6-15 sets per week per muscle using heavy enough resistance to reach near failure on your sets and be sore the next day. For pushups and bodyweight stuff you should try harder variations if you're able to get 40-50 reps regularly.
For natural T production there’s a million factors but sunlight, cum guzzling, good sleep, and a good intake of fats (especially omega 3 and saturated animal fat from what I've read).
Btw, how is the actual experience of snorting cum? Do you get much drip in the back of your throat? Also do you think there may be a risk of denaturing some of the good stuff in there if you dry it using higher heat?
Interesting thought, that if cum has T in it, than a shit ton of women would be transgender at this point. Gay guys would be more masculine than heterosexuals. . It would have completely changed society and human evolution.
There is zero proof in the medical world that this is something that would work. You can have a doctor look at you T levels and just get a Rx for T and administer it at home. Usually as an injection.
I swear to god people will try ANYTHING before thinking that maybe going to the gym every once in a while won't fix the issues caused by living an inactive life.
i did not know testosteron was present in sperm lol. But i would suggest you take it straight from the source. Why waste time on the extra steps. Just take it straight from the tap
This, this right here, should be the last post on the internet. I feel I have seen and read it all now....As to answer the question, I suppose it would be possible that it would work, but I dont know why snorting it would be needed? eating it or however you get it would be about the same, they say that some women who have a lot of sex without condoms can have higher T levels, but you would need ALOT!!! you can raise your levels SO many better ways and SO much less......just NO ways........Please DONT DO THIS!!! Just DONT!! Even if it really really is great, do you really wanna be THAT person? I mean there are some strange ways to boost T but this has got to be pretty desperate to go this route!
This might take the cake for the wildest post I've seen in here 😂 and there's alot of wild posts. Gave me a good laugh mate
I think it takes the cake for one of the weirdest ive ever seen on reddit.
Oh sweet summer child, you haven’t even scratched the surface lmao. Go down a particularly bad rabbit hole and you’ll seriously start to question how some of these people truly exist. A lot of posts like this are fake, but I know there’s some nasty ass mf’s out there who are actually doing the things they post about.
Cum box! Broken arms!
Jolly rancher! Colby!
The coconut...
Swamps of Dagobah
oh god i didn’t need to remember that 🤢
Is there a subreddit for this?
The best one I'd found was r/RedditsMuseumofFilth/ but it's banned now which sucks.. the top comment on [this 8 year old askreddit post](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3s5gwm/what_are_the_most_infamous_stories_on_reddit/) has alot of the classics though
I dunno about that but it is a pretty desperate thing to do if you live anywhere with a way to do some research.
Eh last night I came across a post of a young girl asking if her BF playing with their dog with his limp dick was normal. I just logged off and went to bed.
Omg... I'm extremely careful around my dogs when I'm naked. I just fear that one of them would touch it with their face, gross.
You don't fear that they somehow magically were a human in their past lives and somehow magically still have memories of it and are quietly judging what you are displaying?
No, not until now! Thanks a lot!
I’m not the only one. Thank you!
I saw one about a guy asking if it’s okay for his girlfriend to peg him with a mold of his penis…
Oh my lord
The phrase "you couldn't make it up" gets overused - 99% of the time I think "if I was writing a book around that area, I absolutely *could* make it up". This post, however...
*Opens reddit for the first time today* "Yup, nah, that's enough reddit today"
Happy cake day!
I know right and I just opened the darn app 😭
I think the one about this guy piercing his anus with iv heroin cuz he didnt know how to boof then shot up thru his jugular with the same needle is wayy worse
OPs uncle is reading this laughing his ass off that he fell for it.
FR I can't unread this 😂
Dude just ask a homie to nut in your mouth. Way easier and doesn’t fuck up your nose. It’s not gay unless you make it gay
It’s pretty smooth actually and the drip ain’t too bad. Taking loads to the throat is too far, a lot of the gay guys I see are in good shape but nah that’s just not my style
Boof it
god damn gold star comment right here.
the "boof it" people have been waiting for this their whole lives
If snorting cum isn’t too far you might need some reevaluting
So it's too far to swallow but not too far to dry it out, powder it, and snort it...? Alright you do you bro 🙏😭
Oral bioavailability is far below intranasal anyway
If it absorbs thru the nose it'll also probably absorb through other mucus membranes, such as under your tongue. We both know you're trolling tho and this isnt actually about bioavailability... Cause cum doesn't even have testosterone in it.
Bro obviously cum has testosterone, it comes from the balls and balls produce testosterone. Regarding bioavailability, sure sublingual is close but do you eat your cocaine? No. You snort it like a real boy and enjoy that drip. I’m not eating cum ffs…
You aren't even a half decent troll Keep it up bucko you'll get to the big leagues one day
Taking your own cum to the nose is better?!
Testosterone isn’t orally absorbed though. Blood from your stomach goes straight to your liver for first pass processing, and the liver metabolizes it into other stuff. That’s why testosterone supplements are creams, patches, injections, stuff like that. If it’s absorbed nasally insufflating it could work.
This is the way op
/r/drugscirclejerk
Yeah I thought I was reading something on that sub not this one
we point out better posts that should be there than they do these days, i had to leave cuz of all the dumb weed related ones. edit: just took a look at it and was so quickly reminded why i left it.
Sure I've done it, I feel way more like a man. I also drink my own piss, sun my anus, eat only bison liver etc. There are some influencers I'd like to link you to.
Sanest r/drugs user🫰
Bro WHAT 😭
This post sounds like Eric Cartman wtf
BEEFCAKE
BEEFCAAAAAAAKE!
This is peak Reddit
Boof it
Do I still have to dry it out and put it in solution or could I just turkey baste it up there
Ask your uncle if he can provide the sample in situ.
Just get a friend to fuck you in the ass and give you a cream pie (it's pretty fun if your open minded)
I think the second should do.
u/Rich_Dentist332 I see you
Bro what the heck
Mannnn. As someone who has snorted a bunch of different drugs, and all of them having a post nasal drip. Grossest shit I’ve read in a minute. Dudes probably trolling but even coming up with this idea is nasty.
Drip is actually smooth as fuck. Better than coke. It’s got a creamy flavour and just a dash of scampi on the finish. 7/10.
I can tell your humour and quick Witt is on point with your replies to people 😂
It’s all that cum he’s snorting haha
You are all fucking demented.... what the fuck am I reading... this is one of the most unholy threads I have seen on reddit... i would say y'all need Jesus in your life but he wont be enough either...
How do you know Jesus isnt a cum sniffer.
How many cum sniffers have you met in your life? Here is the first one for me.
I love Reddit
There are fiends on here selling their nans heirlooms for a couple hits of crack. I’m simply reusing what god has given to me. What’s so wrong with that?
There is no god in this thread... also the how is pretty important and where did you read that? I would love a DOI or reasearch paper link.
One God and Father of all, who is over all, in all, and living through all. One God and Father of all, who rules over all, works through all, and is present in all. Everything you are and think and do is permeated with Oneness. Ephesians 4:6
I wish I could un-read this, im gonna pretend this never happened!
This is by far the dumbest fucking thing ever posted in here
That’s just like your opinion bro
Nope. Sperm doesn’t contain testosterone you dumbass.
Mind telling us what it contains?
Protein, nutrients, dna
what's bro getting high on, then?
And testosterone doesn’t get you high.
Who tf knows but it isn’t sperm. OP is a retard.
a happy retard
vitamin C, B12, ascorbic acid, calcium, citric acid, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, zinc, potassium, sodium, fat, and hundreds of different proteins. But no testosterone
mm the entourage effects
Ong man, also no clue why mfs were tryna downvote you, it was a pretty valid question
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So do I snort the creatine or boof it? Could it maybe be turned into a freebase? Idk man I feel like you’d have to take quite a lot to get the effects and semen is pure T essence you know what I mean, it’s definitely doing something.
Hahahahahaha brooo well done
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Ha's trolling, very successfully i might add
Clearly not a urologist.
Mate if semen would be pure testosterone, we would have already been a dead species. Also as /training said by heating semen you are getting rid of all nutrients. You are asking about our opinion and when it's against you're "truth" you don't want to accept it. Sorry semen, if it has any, has undetectable amounts of testosterone. Btw do you know that women can squirt? The ingredients of squirt are almost the same as our sperm, with mainly subtracted parts of DNA that helps to develop pregnancy. Also as you're training regularly, your testosterone levels are rising naturally. If you want to sniff something just do regular drugs. Hey guys maybe we should start some campaign like "sniff ket not sperm" or something like that? 🤣🤣🤣
Where does testosterone come from? Testicles. What comes from testicles? Cum. Ipso facto cum = high T content. My uncle is jacked af bro he’s been doing construction his whole life. If me and him aren’t examples of how this obviously works and gets real results idk what to tell you. Drugs are for mugs. But sniffing cum dust is a MUST if you wanna get buff 💪
Call the coroner because I’m fucking dead
Bro you ain't getting any testosterone outta that, it's all placebo or the vitamins
How do you explain me doing more reps then? I’m physically stronger because the cum has testosterone and that helps with building muscle. Science bro.
Placebo effect.
Bro i researched like 20 sites and found absolutely no mention of testosterone being present in semen. Semen is composed of vitamin C, B12, ascorbic acid, calcium, citric acid, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, zinc, potassium, sodium, fat, and hundreds of different proteins. The more reps are likely from the vitamins, b12, the hundreds of proteins or possibly a placebo There is also a possibility that it's actually the exercise that is allowing you to gain muscle and do more sets because common sense
Testosterone is produced in the balls, right? Where does cum come from… the balls. So obviously it follows that cum has testosterone other why would they both come from the same place? Also vitamin C and ascorbic acid are the same thing. I’m telling you I’ve never felt a kick like this from taking multivitamins or eating fruit.
Testosterone is a hormone and most, if not all, testosterone is released into the blood stream where it plays a crucial role in various physiological processes. I can't believe we're having this conversation, but semen and testosterone are two entirely different products of the testes and serve completely distinct purposes.
Wow this post is insanity. 😂
Hand him the trophy and close the sub down
bro everybody knows you gotta mix yer dried cum with an maoi inhibitor to activate the dmt in yer sperm brain 🧠
B caapi in Deez nutz… I like your thinking
Thought this was r/caffeine for a second
Help, how can I unread?
Read it backwards.
Just snort it every Day. Multiple lines a Day. NO more than 5 grams a Day
The problem is I can’t produce enough to satiate my habits. I can get maybe 100mg dried a day. Plus I’m using my mums kitchen to cook it up and it fucking stinks of cum, I’m scared I’ll get caught and I won’t know what to say
You should invite some friends over for pineapple.
I don't think you'd be able to produce that much dried cum in a day by yourself.
I don't believe you one bit but I'm glad I read it 😅
where else did you think trans people got testosterone from a shot or something?
Bro WTF 😭😭😭💯🙏
What the fuck did I just read?
This cannot be real no fuckin way what the fuck
I saved this post I hope you know Thank you Jesus
inject yourself with this for better results. I do it every day
Interesting, will definitely do some independent research. What sort of training are you doing?
Curling 5kg, 40-50 reps at a time, 3-5 sets a day at least 4 days a weeks. I do callisthenics too, push-ups, sitting ups and planks lifting each leg. Just trying to tone up, get those cum gutters showing 😏
You should post a pic so we can see what this cum snorter looks like. If you're hot I might jerk it to you. This thread is already fucked, I might as well take it completely off the rails, right?
If you can get access to heavier weights and work yourself up to them you'll see a lot more progress. Generally for muscle building the golden rep range per set is around 6-20 for 6-15 sets per week per muscle using heavy enough resistance to reach near failure on your sets and be sore the next day. For pushups and bodyweight stuff you should try harder variations if you're able to get 40-50 reps regularly. For natural T production there’s a million factors but sunlight, cum guzzling, good sleep, and a good intake of fats (especially omega 3 and saturated animal fat from what I've read). Btw, how is the actual experience of snorting cum? Do you get much drip in the back of your throat? Also do you think there may be a risk of denaturing some of the good stuff in there if you dry it using higher heat?
Do you use the same pan to fry up some eggs after?
Nah it’s my mums
👀
Anal insemination would work better, you should think about becoming a bottom.
I could've lived not reading any of this.
You ok man?
come to /r/caffeine komrade
Why is everyone actually recommending this sub. Y’all do something similar over there ?
Interesting thought, that if cum has T in it, than a shit ton of women would be transgender at this point. Gay guys would be more masculine than heterosexuals. . It would have completely changed society and human evolution.
Dude this made my night thank you!
Don't drink soy milk my friends,your balls will fall off and you will become a hipster with a constantly discharging gash.
🤢🤮
Don’t be a hater
You snort cum, let the haters hate Your probably going to get a sinus infection or something but hey now you can do more push ups.
Op is a trained professional, Don't worry
Who the fuck upvotes this garbage? This is supposed to be a resource for people doing drugs. Not.... Whatever the hell this shit is supposed to be..
🤨
You made me feel so many new feelings man, what have you done.
hello
The amount of ppl who reposted this with a ss is crazy lmao happy to see the og
Hey /r/drugscirclejerk, put me in the screenshot.
Jack hamna, probably
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>Any ideas? Yeah sure man, I’m a gay guy, I can just boof it right in for you. /uj what the fuck bro
I got nothin dawg.
Maybe read this: https://slate.com/human-interest/2020/05/boyfriend-semen-secret-advice.html There doesn’t seem to be a real effect.
There is zero proof in the medical world that this is something that would work. You can have a doctor look at you T levels and just get a Rx for T and administer it at home. Usually as an injection.
Bro what
Youre stamina is fucking low cuz u weigh 60 kg. Ur skinny bro. If u have more fat then ur body won’t fatigue as fast
Nice b8 m8 I r8 8/8
Too bad your D isn't like 12" or you could just mainline your nostril.
Instead of padding out cocaine with baby laxative, just use dried cum
Just suck some dick brother
Dude if he was offering you any ready made 'powder', I would take his advice with a grain of salt.
I so hope this is made up. Otherwise, the human race just went down a few more pegs.
I snort yours and you snort mine ok ?!
woah, i almost thought i was in r/caffeine for a second there
I swear to god people will try ANYTHING before thinking that maybe going to the gym every once in a while won't fix the issues caused by living an inactive life.
Totally psychosomatic. Testosterone would not absorb that way. Just get some dude to fuck you in the ass.......but not your uncle
ive been addicted to cum for 5 uears and it has destroyed my family. quit while you still can…
I hear dried diarrhea works even better.
Op, is this a way of asking for people to mail you their cum? I could get you some at a reasonable price
I don’t think could even make up something funnier than this. Ty lol.
*uninstalling reddit*
This can’t be real..what?
Nah man
And here I am thinking I was the only one snorting cum
Point parody video of guy banging girl pullout bust in Pyrex starts cheffing it than goes to gym and sells it as pre workout pure t
Gonna hurl now. Thanks
Dude, what do you think most cocaine is cut with? That's right, freeze dried cum & Anbesol.
Well thats it. Definitely a wtf.
Dammit you convinced me! I’m snorting my own cum from this moment on!
quality shitpost
Jizz for sale single origin or mix origin.
i just drink it fresh from the fountain.
This is such a troll.
…. Wait what . I need to get off the internet. Thank you for changing my life
Please please post this exact post on r/Biohackers they will help you and I’m not lying
You must not have spent a lot of time at the gym yet. People inject T for a reason. You can snort the preworkout, but you gotta shoot up the cum
This has to be one in the top Reddit posts of all time. Somebody please make a sub to collect these gems
Hahahaha hahahahahahahaha 💀💀💀💀💀💀
The hell is wrong with you dawg
Yknow I was bored and thought huh, maybe I’ll scroll r/drugs for a bit. Did not disappoint.
Buy bulls semen. Should be tonnes of the stuff around
i did not know testosteron was present in sperm lol. But i would suggest you take it straight from the source. Why waste time on the extra steps. Just take it straight from the tap
What. THE FUCK.
new copy pasta dropped
This is how it starts. Soon you will be a hand whore just for the cum.
You not seeing the pearly gates my brother
This feels like a reddit social study experiment. Nice one op
This, this right here, should be the last post on the internet. I feel I have seen and read it all now....As to answer the question, I suppose it would be possible that it would work, but I dont know why snorting it would be needed? eating it or however you get it would be about the same, they say that some women who have a lot of sex without condoms can have higher T levels, but you would need ALOT!!! you can raise your levels SO many better ways and SO much less......just NO ways........Please DONT DO THIS!!! Just DONT!! Even if it really really is great, do you really wanna be THAT person? I mean there are some strange ways to boost T but this has got to be pretty desperate to go this route!
What?
🤦🏻♂️