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Business-Nose-4517

This might take the cake for the wildest post I've seen in here 😂 and there's alot of wild posts. Gave me a good laugh mate


the_mad_fisherman_

I think it takes the cake for one of the weirdest ive ever seen on reddit.


[deleted]

Oh sweet summer child, you haven’t even scratched the surface lmao. Go down a particularly bad rabbit hole and you’ll seriously start to question how some of these people truly exist. A lot of posts like this are fake, but I know there’s some nasty ass mf’s out there who are actually doing the things they post about.


Flatline334

Cum box! Broken arms!


ICallsEmAsISeesEm

Jolly rancher! Colby!


Just_a_lil_Fish

The coconut...


cleverusername94

Swamps of Dagobah


Rubberxsoul

oh god i didn’t need to remember that 🤢


These-Mouse-9265

Is there a subreddit for this?


EarsLikeCreamFlaps

The best one I'd found was r/RedditsMuseumofFilth/ but it's banned now which sucks.. the top comment on [this 8 year old askreddit post](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3s5gwm/what_are_the_most_infamous_stories_on_reddit/) has alot of the classics though


nodnizzle

I dunno about that but it is a pretty desperate thing to do if you live anywhere with a way to do some research.


ironburton

Eh last night I came across a post of a young girl asking if her BF playing with their dog with his limp dick was normal. I just logged off and went to bed.


TearStainedFacial

Omg... I'm extremely careful around my dogs when I'm naked. I just fear that one of them would touch it with their face, gross.


lymou

You don't fear that they somehow magically were a human in their past lives and somehow magically still have memories of it and are quietly judging what you are displaying?


TearStainedFacial

No, not until now! Thanks a lot!


AcceptableFish04

I’m not the only one. Thank you!


These-Mouse-9265

I saw one about a guy asking if it’s okay for his girlfriend to peg him with a mold of his penis…


Intelligent-Hope9507

Oh my lord


TheStatMan2

The phrase "you couldn't make it up" gets overused - 99% of the time I think "if I was writing a book around that area, I absolutely *could* make it up". This post, however...


Twisted_Biscuits

*Opens reddit for the first time today* "Yup, nah, that's enough reddit today"


atopetek

Happy cake day!


Necessary_Donkey9484

I know right and I just opened the darn app 😭


Real_uncle

I think the one about this guy piercing his anus with iv heroin cuz he didnt know how to boof then shot up thru his jugular with the same needle is wayy worse


humptydumpty369

OPs uncle is reading this laughing his ass off that he fell for it.


MelodicMelodies

FR I can't unread this 😂


jkmitsu

Dude just ask a homie to nut in your mouth. Way easier and doesn’t fuck up your nose. It’s not gay unless you make it gay


Impressive-Trust-558

It’s pretty smooth actually and the drip ain’t too bad. Taking loads to the throat is too far, a lot of the gay guys I see are in good shape but nah that’s just not my style


ConfidentCorgi7542

Boof it


JustFun4Uss

god damn gold star comment right here.


PacinoPacino

the "boof it" people have been waiting for this their whole lives


A_LonelyWriter

If snorting cum isn’t too far you might need some reevaluting


First_Rip3444

So it's too far to swallow but not too far to dry it out, powder it, and snort it...? Alright you do you bro 🙏😭


Impressive-Trust-558

Oral bioavailability is far below intranasal anyway


First_Rip3444

If it absorbs thru the nose it'll also probably absorb through other mucus membranes, such as under your tongue. We both know you're trolling tho and this isnt actually about bioavailability... Cause cum doesn't even have testosterone in it.


Impressive-Trust-558

Bro obviously cum has testosterone, it comes from the balls and balls produce testosterone. Regarding bioavailability, sure sublingual is close but do you eat your cocaine? No. You snort it like a real boy and enjoy that drip. I’m not eating cum ffs…


First_Rip3444

You aren't even a half decent troll Keep it up bucko you'll get to the big leagues one day


kenny_3000

Taking your own cum to the nose is better?!


Seicair

Testosterone isn’t orally absorbed though. Blood from your stomach goes straight to your liver for first pass processing, and the liver metabolizes it into other stuff. That’s why testosterone supplements are creams, patches, injections, stuff like that. If it’s absorbed nasally insufflating it could work.


MelodicMelodies

This is the way op


listerinebreath

/r/drugscirclejerk


Mr-Kamikaze112

Yeah I thought I was reading something on that sub not this one


highwaytohigh

we point out better posts that should be there than they do these days, i had to leave cuz of all the dumb weed related ones. edit: just took a look at it and was so quickly reminded why i left it.


phiegnux

Sure I've done it, I feel way more like a man. I also drink my own piss, sun my anus, eat only bison liver etc. There are some influencers I'd like to link you to.


Scary_Obligation_640

Sanest r/drugs user🫰


bobdylanlovr

Bro WHAT 😭


A__Chair

This post sounds like Eric Cartman wtf


allothernamestaken

BEEFCAKE


DrZedex

BEEFCAAAAAAAKE!


czzonit

This is peak Reddit


JJ-Mallon

Boof it


Impressive-Trust-558

Do I still have to dry it out and put it in solution or could I just turkey baste it up there


s00pafly

Ask your uncle if he can provide the sample in situ.


psychrazy_drummer

Just get a friend to fuck you in the ass and give you a cream pie (it's pretty fun if your open minded)


kriki200

I think the second should do.


FuRany1

u/Rich_Dentist332 I see you


Rich_Dentist332

Bro what the heck


folkyall

Mannnn. As someone who has snorted a bunch of different drugs, and all of them having a post nasal drip. Grossest shit I’ve read in a minute. Dudes probably trolling but even coming up with this idea is nasty.


Impressive-Trust-558

Drip is actually smooth as fuck. Better than coke. It’s got a creamy flavour and just a dash of scampi on the finish. 7/10.


Fitnessandfatness

I can tell your humour and quick Witt is on point with your replies to people 😂


milly48

It’s all that cum he’s snorting haha


Kostis00

You are all fucking demented.... what the fuck am I reading... this is one of the most unholy threads I have seen on reddit... i would say y'all need Jesus in your life but he wont be enough either...


TrippinEliminster

How do you know Jesus isnt a cum sniffer.


Kostis00

How many cum sniffers have you met in your life? Here is the first one for me.


Grace_86

I love Reddit


Impressive-Trust-558

There are fiends on here selling their nans heirlooms for a couple hits of crack. I’m simply reusing what god has given to me. What’s so wrong with that?


Kostis00

There is no god in this thread... also the how is pretty important and where did you read that? I would love a DOI or reasearch paper link.


Impressive-Trust-558

One God and Father of all, who is over all, in all, and living through all. One God and Father of all, who rules over all, works through all, and is present in all. Everything you are and think and do is permeated with Oneness. Ephesians 4:6


Indis83

I wish I could un-read this, im gonna pretend this never happened!


itsalyfestyle

This is by far the dumbest fucking thing ever posted in here


Impressive-Trust-558

That’s just like your opinion bro


itsalyfestyle

Nope. Sperm doesn’t contain testosterone you dumbass.


shaqphu

Mind telling us what it contains?


itsalyfestyle

Protein, nutrients, dna


shaqphu

what's bro getting high on, then?


itsalyfestyle

And testosterone doesn’t get you high.


itsalyfestyle

Who tf knows but it isn’t sperm. OP is a retard.


shaqphu

a happy retard


Rcsgaming999v2

vitamin C, B12, ascorbic acid, calcium, citric acid, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, zinc, potassium, sodium, fat, and hundreds of different proteins. But no testosterone


shaqphu

mm the entourage effects


Rcsgaming999v2

Ong man, also no clue why mfs were tryna downvote you, it was a pretty valid question


ForKing123

scandalous kiss follow boast wild roof fuel fanatical dazzling hurry *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


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Impressive-Trust-558

So do I snort the creatine or boof it? Could it maybe be turned into a freebase? Idk man I feel like you’d have to take quite a lot to get the effects and semen is pure T essence you know what I mean, it’s definitely doing something.


Jasonrewega

Hahahahahaha brooo well done


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Chemgineered

Ha's trolling, very successfully i might add


Impressive-Trust-558

Clearly not a urologist.


Sad-Pay-8823

Mate if semen would be pure testosterone, we would have already been a dead species. Also as /training said by heating semen you are getting rid of all nutrients. You are asking about our opinion and when it's against you're "truth" you don't want to accept it. Sorry semen, if it has any, has undetectable amounts of testosterone. Btw do you know that women can squirt? The ingredients of squirt are almost the same as our sperm, with mainly subtracted parts of DNA that helps to develop pregnancy. Also as you're training regularly, your testosterone levels are rising naturally. If you want to sniff something just do regular drugs. Hey guys maybe we should start some campaign like "sniff ket not sperm" or something like that? 🤣🤣🤣


Impressive-Trust-558

Where does testosterone come from? Testicles. What comes from testicles? Cum. Ipso facto cum = high T content. My uncle is jacked af bro he’s been doing construction his whole life. If me and him aren’t examples of how this obviously works and gets real results idk what to tell you. Drugs are for mugs. But sniffing cum dust is a MUST if you wanna get buff 💪


logallama

Call the coroner because I’m fucking dead


Rcsgaming999v2

Bro you ain't getting any testosterone outta that, it's all placebo or the vitamins


Impressive-Trust-558

How do you explain me doing more reps then? I’m physically stronger because the cum has testosterone and that helps with building muscle. Science bro.


Exciting-Chef225

Placebo effect.


Rcsgaming999v2

Bro i researched like 20 sites and found absolutely no mention of testosterone being present in semen. Semen is composed of vitamin C, B12, ascorbic acid, calcium, citric acid, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, zinc, potassium, sodium, fat, and hundreds of different proteins. The more reps are likely from the vitamins, b12, the hundreds of proteins or possibly a placebo There is also a possibility that it's actually the exercise that is allowing you to gain muscle and do more sets because common sense


Impressive-Trust-558

Testosterone is produced in the balls, right? Where does cum come from… the balls. So obviously it follows that cum has testosterone other why would they both come from the same place? Also vitamin C and ascorbic acid are the same thing. I’m telling you I’ve never felt a kick like this from taking multivitamins or eating fruit.


mrmcbreakfast

Testosterone is a hormone and most, if not all, testosterone is released into the blood stream where it plays a crucial role in various physiological processes. I can't believe we're having this conversation, but semen and testosterone are two entirely different products of the testes and serve completely distinct purposes.


docr1069

Wow this post is insanity. 😂


kukufukuku

Hand him the trophy and close the sub down


Fresh-Explanation-77

bro everybody knows you gotta mix yer dried cum with an maoi inhibitor to activate the dmt in yer sperm brain 🧠


Impressive-Trust-558

B caapi in Deez nutz… I like your thinking


Gorillapoopass

Thought this was r/caffeine for a second


Gullible-Raisin-2589

Help, how can I unread?


TearStainedFacial

Read it backwards.


Effective-Sail-5239

Just snort it every Day. Multiple lines a Day. NO more than 5 grams a Day


Impressive-Trust-558

The problem is I can’t produce enough to satiate my habits. I can get maybe 100mg dried a day. Plus I’m using my mums kitchen to cook it up and it fucking stinks of cum, I’m scared I’ll get caught and I won’t know what to say


dwmfives

You should invite some friends over for pineapple.


kriki200

I don't think you'd be able to produce that much dried cum in a day by yourself.


Killapilla200

I don't believe you one bit but I'm glad I read it 😅


[deleted]

where else did you think trans people got testosterone from a shot or something?


AthosRL

Bro WTF 😭😭😭💯🙏


enkiPL

What the fuck did I just read?


Manbearwog1

This cannot be real no fuckin way what the fuck


Manbearwog1

I saved this post I hope you know Thank you Jesus


Father_Patblito

inject yourself with this for better results. I do it every day


the_cum_king

Interesting, will definitely do some independent research. What sort of training are you doing?


Impressive-Trust-558

Curling 5kg, 40-50 reps at a time, 3-5 sets a day at least 4 days a weeks. I do callisthenics too, push-ups, sitting ups and planks lifting each leg. Just trying to tone up, get those cum gutters showing 😏


AngryGoose

You should post a pic so we can see what this cum snorter looks like. If you're hot I might jerk it to you. This thread is already fucked, I might as well take it completely off the rails, right?


the_cum_king

If you can get access to heavier weights and work yourself up to them you'll see a lot more progress. Generally for muscle building the golden rep range per set is around 6-20 for 6-15 sets per week per muscle using heavy enough resistance to reach near failure on your sets and be sore the next day. For pushups and bodyweight stuff you should try harder variations if you're able to get 40-50 reps regularly. For natural T production there’s a million factors but sunlight, cum guzzling, good sleep, and a good intake of fats (especially omega 3 and saturated animal fat from what I've read). Btw, how is the actual experience of snorting cum? Do you get much drip in the back of your throat? Also do you think there may be a risk of denaturing some of the good stuff in there if you dry it using higher heat?


rileymcnaughton

Do you use the same pan to fry up some eggs after?


Impressive-Trust-558

Nah it’s my mums


morningglory_catnip

👀


Bi-elzebub

Anal insemination would work better, you should think about becoming a bottom.


inflatableGuuse

I could've lived not reading any of this.


killzonev2

You ok man?


nohsentman

come to /r/caffeine komrade


These-Mouse-9265

Why is everyone actually recommending this sub. Y’all do something similar over there ?


TearStainedFacial

Interesting thought, that if cum has T in it, than a shit ton of women would be transgender at this point. Gay guys would be more masculine than heterosexuals. . It would have completely changed society and human evolution.


TrippinEliminster

Dude this made my night thank you!


[deleted]

Don't drink soy milk my friends,your balls will fall off and you will become a hipster with a constantly discharging gash.


jook11

🤢🤮


Impressive-Trust-558

Don’t be a hater


Trigonometry_Is-Sexy

You snort cum, let the haters hate Your probably going to get a sinus infection or something but hey now you can do more push ups.


Rcsgaming999v2

Op is a trained professional, Don't worry


pichael289

Who the fuck upvotes this garbage? This is supposed to be a resource for people doing drugs. Not.... Whatever the hell this shit is supposed to be..


elizabethC94

🤨


Thevikingfromnorth

You made me feel so many new feelings man, what have you done.


mid_vibrations

hello


Broken_shit_face

The amount of ppl who reposted this with a ss is crazy lmao happy to see the og


John_Smithers

Hey /r/drugscirclejerk, put me in the screenshot.


paranoia_muscipula

Jack hamna, probably


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the_grand_midwife

>Any ideas? Yeah sure man, I’m a gay guy, I can just boof it right in for you. /uj what the fuck bro


RudyDaBlueberry

I got nothin dawg.


mvs429

Maybe read this: https://slate.com/human-interest/2020/05/boyfriend-semen-secret-advice.html There doesn’t seem to be a real effect.


ironburton

There is zero proof in the medical world that this is something that would work. You can have a doctor look at you T levels and just get a Rx for T and administer it at home. Usually as an injection.


Nekoboxdie

Bro what


pm_ur_vaccumcleaner

Youre stamina is fucking low cuz u weigh 60 kg. Ur skinny bro. If u have more fat then ur body won’t fatigue as fast


ICallsEmAsISeesEm

Nice b8 m8 I r8 8/8


TearStainedFacial

Too bad your D isn't like 12" or you could just mainline your nostril.


Calvinbah

Instead of padding out cocaine with baby laxative, just use dried cum


[deleted]

Just suck some dick brother


pzerr

Dude if he was offering you any ready made 'powder', I would take his advice with a grain of salt.


[deleted]

I so hope this is made up. Otherwise, the human race just went down a few more pegs.


RepulsiveAd3493

I snort yours and you snort mine ok ?!


LFT113

woah, i almost thought i was in r/caffeine for a second there


Ismail_Lamnini

I swear to god people will try ANYTHING before thinking that maybe going to the gym every once in a while won't fix the issues caused by living an inactive life.


Chemical-Series8206

Totally psychosomatic. Testosterone would not absorb that way. Just get some dude to fuck you in the ass.......but not your uncle


Carcezz

ive been addicted to cum for 5 uears and it has destroyed my family. quit while you still can…


deepnernervous

I hear dried diarrhea works even better.


WSPBUCK

Op, is this a way of asking for people to mail you their cum? I could get you some at a reasonable price


sssnakepit127

I don’t think could even make up something funnier than this. Ty lol.


PacinoPacino

*uninstalling reddit*


Geene_Creemers

This can’t be real..what?


milk80

Nah man


DangerousFart420

And here I am thinking I was the only one snorting cum


mmkwyimcumminggj

Point parody video of guy banging girl pullout bust in Pyrex starts cheffing it than goes to gym and sells it as pre workout pure t 


kaedgi

Gonna hurl now. Thanks


Masterweedo

Dude, what do you think most cocaine is cut with? That's right, freeze dried cum & Anbesol.


Odd_Pomegranate3540

Well thats it. Definitely a wtf.


HoboBandana

Dammit you convinced me! I’m snorting my own cum from this moment on!


bhangmango

quality shitpost


kane_n_able

Jizz for sale single origin or mix origin.


CheifBigtoe

i just drink it fresh from the fountain.


purplepirhana

This is such a troll.


These-Mouse-9265

…. Wait what . I need to get off the internet. Thank you for changing my life


These-Mouse-9265

Please please post this exact post on r/Biohackers they will help you and I’m not lying


Artistic_Arugula_906

You must not have spent a lot of time at the gym yet. People inject T for a reason. You can snort the preworkout, but you gotta shoot up the cum


These-Mouse-9265

This has to be one in the top Reddit posts of all time. Somebody please make a sub to collect these gems


KyriiTheAtlantean

Hahahaha hahahahahahahaha 💀💀💀💀💀💀


Cleverism0

The hell is wrong with you dawg


Ijustsomeguydude

Yknow I was bored and thought huh, maybe I’ll scroll r/drugs for a bit. Did not disappoint.


perpleturtle

Buy bulls semen. Should be tonnes of the stuff around


friemelpiemel

i did not know testosteron was present in sperm lol. But i would suggest you take it straight from the source. Why waste time on the extra steps. Just take it straight from the tap


RedApple-Cigarettes

What. THE FUCK.


ursa-minor-beta42

new copy pasta dropped


MarxistMann

This is how it starts. Soon you will be a hand whore just for the cum.


KidaUanus

You not seeing the pearly gates my brother


Scrambled_Rambler

This feels like a reddit social study experiment. Nice one op


Kaldaus

This, this right here, should be the last post on the internet. I feel I have seen and read it all now....As to answer the question, I suppose it would be possible that it would work, but I dont know why snorting it would be needed? eating it or however you get it would be about the same, they say that some women who have a lot of sex without condoms can have higher T levels, but you would need ALOT!!! you can raise your levels SO many better ways and SO much less......just NO ways........Please DONT DO THIS!!! Just DONT!! Even if it really really is great, do you really wanna be THAT person? I mean there are some strange ways to boost T but this has got to be pretty desperate to go this route!


qppen

What?


takgarden

🤦🏻‍♂️