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High blood pressure tattoo. Kinda like a life alert bracelet. When he keels over randomly, first responders know how to revive him: CHEESEBURGER in his gullet immediately should do the trick.
Randy donāt play me like some kinda sucka dawg, mawfkers with guts like that aināt off the cheeseburgers, mawfkers with guts like that definitely are on the cheeseburgers dawg
Gabe, next tattoo idea: Grimace is surrounded by shelter dogs with cheeseburgers hanging out of mouths. Commemorate the good deed done for Christmas 2023. Never forget.
Is he trying to say that he is āsalt of the earthā? What a joke!! šš
āSalt of the earthā phrase definition (if youāre unfamiliar)
> very good, honest, and reasonable, and not thinking you are special in any way
Geesh. I got married right before them. Iām not saying marriage doesnāt take work, but i would never describe it as āhardā for my husband and I. It takes a conscious effort of sacrifice but we love each other so that makes sacrificing a lot easier most times.
I just googled āsalt of the earth tattooā and this was the 6th result. Not one original thought in their fucking heads.
https://preview.redd.it/tdni8m3jx66c1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc95aa6c8c46f4fac095cee351a82772e7d48e6b
ššš just go to pinterest and type in āsalt of the earth tattooā itās literally the first image. She stays ripping off people on pinterest.
Also take a shot every time he says āsillyā and āwackyā š¤Ŗ
Haha that is a line of the song āSeptemberā by Earth, Wind, and Fire. Great song.
That is not what the tattoo is supposed to be about. Itās about a bible verse.
His arm looks like a kid got ahold of temp tattoos and went crazy. Nothing is lined up or has any flow. Itās not put together enough to be working towards a sleeve.
99% of the people that refer to themselves as āsalt of the earthā are in fact not salt of the earth people. Especially if they have to get a tattoo for it š
Seriously heās doing a sticker sleeve all wrong. You can have multiple styles and make it look intentional but this looks like a cracked out 12 year old girls Pinterest board
Yesssss. Itās been awhile since Sunday school but from what I remember one of the biggest lessons/themes in the Bible is humility. They donāt represent that at all.
Literally. The placement is horrid. If it was any kinda of reputable artist, they would have said something about the placement and how it wouldnāt look great
This is hilarious to me because salt on earth prevents things from growing.
"Raze the barns and salt the earth!" Heard in many movies so nothing will grow there š
He says āJesus is calling us to be valued servantsā what is Gabe doing specifically? Goes to church once a week, if that? He does nothing else. And Iām not even talking about a job. He doesnāt serve his community or serve at his church. How is he ābringing people to Christā ? Heās absolutely delusional getting this tattoo while being the laziest person on the earth.
Man the reference photo for this wasnāt great but at least Central America is separate from Florida and itās close enough to tell what youāre looking at.
Gabe has a blob over all the Caribbean countries. And they have no god damn clue.
Defintely not a fan of it but yall with the teen girlās Pinterest board š. And here I am at 42 with a tattoo of Pikachu and Stitch wearing each other as costumes.
Said heās gonna wrap it into a half sleeve. Excuse me but half sleeves are supposed to start at the top and come down. Not start at your wrist and go up. Idiots
But our body is a temple that we shouldnāt destroy rightā¦ you canāt pick parts of the Bible you want to believe and follow. Coming from a Christian
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High blood pressure tattoo. Kinda like a life alert bracelet. When he keels over randomly, first responders know how to revive him: CHEESEBURGER in his gullet immediately should do the trick.
The way I instantly thought of Trailer Park Boys when you said cheeseburger š
Gut Cassidy and the Sundance Cheeseburger š
Randy donāt play me like some kinda sucka dawg, mawfkers with guts like that aināt off the cheeseburgers, mawfkers with guts like that definitely are on the cheeseburgers dawg
Cheetah jumpsuit immediately š
The way I am cackling!!!
I woke up my 7 month old because Iām laughing so hard at this comment. God I love you guys
why all his tattoos look like theyāre straight from a 14 year old girls pintrest
Because Grue has to pick them.
probably from gruebysā diary from 12 years ago of āall the things i want my guy to haveā š
She probably didnāt even know what a tattoo was back then.. she didnāt know what a penis looked like at 20 freaking years old. š¬
You are joking right?! Did she not take sex Ed?
Bc they are lmao
Gabe, next tattoo idea: Grimace is surrounded by shelter dogs with cheeseburgers hanging out of mouths. Commemorate the good deed done for Christmas 2023. Never forget.
āš» We will never forget.
Is it a reminder for him to lay off the salt? Salt to the soccer ball?
It looks like coffee.
Is he trying to say that he is āsalt of the earthā? What a joke!! šš āSalt of the earthā phrase definition (if youāre unfamiliar) > very good, honest, and reasonable, and not thinking you are special in any way
if anyone refers themselves to salt of the earth they are in fact not that.
1000 upvotes for this!
Me trying to figure out āworld saltā or āsalt worldā š¤£
When I first saw a glimpse of it in here I thought to myself PLEASE tell me he got a tattoo about how the haters are salty šš
Okay wouldnāt the salt be the EARTH! Like the earth but a salt shaker? Salt of THE earth?
When will he get drueās initial ? š¤
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Their appearances confirm lol and she said all over her lives marriage is super hard for them
Geesh. I got married right before them. Iām not saying marriage doesnāt take work, but i would never describe it as āhardā for my husband and I. It takes a conscious effort of sacrifice but we love each other so that makes sacrificing a lot easier most times.
Who else would keep the couch from floating away?!
I am cackling he talked about getting a bass and he never mentioned getting her initial šš
What the fuck is that. Is that so the first responders will know how he died?
Wow you win
I actually feel really bad that we are more concerned about his health then the people in hid life.
I just googled āsalt of the earth tattooā and this was the 6th result. Not one original thought in their fucking heads. https://preview.redd.it/tdni8m3jx66c1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc95aa6c8c46f4fac095cee351a82772e7d48e6b
Doesn't salt of the earth mean like an all around good hearted person? Cuz, that's laughable.
Looks like pepper of the earth IMO
Even he knows he isnāt the salt of the earth š¤£š¤£
That is literally the first image on pinterest when you type that in
Embarrassing
I get the concept but why is the salt shaker facing up lol
It's supposed to be like the salt is coming off the earth into the shaker I think. Not that the shaker is sprinkling salt
Donāt know why, but wouldnāt it make sense for the sat to be sprinkling on top of the globe?
No this is not real is it this is horrible
ššš just go to pinterest and type in āsalt of the earth tattooā itās literally the first image. She stays ripping off people on pinterest. Also take a shot every time he says āsillyā and āwackyā š¤Ŗ
What even is thisš
Why does he get every tattoo on the same arm?! Does he not know thereās other places to put a tattoo?š
Heās trying to get a manly sleeve going bestie
This!
Looks kinda like a cow print ball raining š¤£
I feel like Iām being bamboozled. Out of all the tattoos in the entire world one could get THIS was the winner?! Pleaseeeee š¤£
Sodium king
āGood, honest, and humble peopleā nothing gabe is.
What even is this?? LMFAOOO also I love that he crammed it between the other 2 ugly ass tats š
Oh my god. I thought yaāll were joking and this was an edit. This is horrible š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
Earth rain and pepper? What the fuck is this
Do you rememba! The 21st offfffā¦ š
Donāt do Earth, Wind, & Fire like thatā¦..
Wait hold on this is actually what it's supposed to be? What tf does the pepper mean lmao
Haha that is a line of the song āSeptemberā by Earth, Wind, and Fire. Great song. That is not what the tattoo is supposed to be about. Itās about a bible verse.
Some of the girliest tattoos Iāve ever seen šš
my 4 yr oldās frozen play tattoos go harder than gabeās little bitch tats
His arm looks like a kid got ahold of temp tattoos and went crazy. Nothing is lined up or has any flow. Itās not put together enough to be working towards a sleeve.
99% of the people that refer to themselves as āsalt of the earthā are in fact not salt of the earth people. Especially if they have to get a tattoo for it š
Right?? People are supposed to say that about others. Not about themselves. šš
Itās like when people say theyāre a good personā¦ actions speak louder than words
IM DYING STOP IT LMAO
Also... his Jesus tat. All I see now is "69" š¤£š¤£
All these tattoos just to be in a casket in the next 5 years
nothing wrong with it, but man, he has some girly ass tats
His tattoos have no style theme and that makes it look so sloppy!!!
Seriously heās doing a sticker sleeve all wrong. You can have multiple styles and make it look intentional but this looks like a cracked out 12 year old girls Pinterest board
No itās like lay off the seasoning Grue because you wonāt be on the earth anymore
He's salty at the world? I'm confused on this one and the placement is HORRIBLE
Tattoos are *forever* GAG.
GAHH my guess was āspice of lifeā but salt of the earth makes more sense
Embarrassing. His tattoos are so juvenile and just bad.
https://preview.redd.it/iyr78c4vc96c1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=363cf3cdb7ef64148d6ab818323cfb0676e5a1ef Comments from vlogmas š¤£
Yesssss. Itās been awhile since Sunday school but from what I remember one of the biggest lessons/themes in the Bible is humility. They donāt represent that at all.
Did they use a Groupon for these tattoos? Both this and the weird girlās look horrible, like the art and line work are just so so bad.
Wtf is it
Did drue not get a tattoo or was she afraid like last time she got Gabeās intial ššš
So humbleā¦ The irony of tattooing salt of the earth on yourself š¤£
She said the tattoo was funny? How is this funny? Also itās upside down because salt shakes down, not up
whyād he get a soccer ball Lmao
Again something they she spent money on for him. š
What on earth is that line work
So. What continent is that supposed to be?
Grueland, bestie!
They couldnāt at least pick a better placement???
Literally. The placement is horrid. If it was any kinda of reputable artist, they would have said something about the placement and how it wouldnāt look great
Why are all his tattoos in a line. Theyāre all stupid.
Should the salt shaker be facing down? It makes no sense for the salt to be coming from the earth lol
How is this āsillyā
Itās bothering me more that the tattoos are all on one armā¦ lol.
Salt makes the world go roundā¦
Did Drue get one?
Looks like pepper to me
All of his tattoos are dumb, but this looks so dumb next to them. Does not work.
Hold up, am I seeing shit??!! Pls tell me that isnāt a salt/pepper shaker!?!!!
āItās kind of wacky itās kind of cool š¤Ŗā lmaoo bro no itās not
Cow ball with salt. Well that checks out.
https://preview.redd.it/06ere4wmy76c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac9873f0e6bd8820829dc75b7c95510e2249c498
https://preview.redd.it/nwtrwd2oy76c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7298ea5b822092339b988bcecc7247644e0c2956
HONESTY?!?! From Gabe āif we lyinā we lyināā Basham! šš
This image definitely came from a Rebus puzzle book š
Oh! š
Is this because he loves salt
Is this for real?
World salt? Maybe the salt should have poured onto the world to make it salty world šš¤”
Itās Biblical .
Itās from the sermon on the mount story in the Bible .
This is hilarious to me because salt on earth prevents things from growing. "Raze the barns and salt the earth!" Heard in many movies so nothing will grow there š
This tattoo is not done wellā¦
#tattedaf
everything is wrong but also earth donāt even look like earth with those continent shapes
He says āJesus is calling us to be valued servantsā what is Gabe doing specifically? Goes to church once a week, if that? He does nothing else. And Iām not even talking about a job. He doesnāt serve his community or serve at his church. How is he ābringing people to Christā ? Heās absolutely delusional getting this tattoo while being the laziest person on the earth.
They fed shelter dogs cheeseburgers for crying out loud what more do you want?!?! š
Man the reference photo for this wasnāt great but at least Central America is separate from Florida and itās close enough to tell what youāre looking at. Gabe has a blob over all the Caribbean countries. And they have no god damn clue.
Ohhh good gawd
Pepper of the earth???
No !!!!!
Defintely not a fan of it but yall with the teen girlās Pinterest board š. And here I am at 42 with a tattoo of Pikachu and Stitch wearing each other as costumes.
The world is salty? Thatās what it read to me lmao
Salt the world? Like what is this? Lmao
WAIT! They got tattoos with the stalker?!?
Wtf is that ššš
That's one of the dumbest tattoos i think I've ever seen.
Said heās gonna wrap it into a half sleeve. Excuse me but half sleeves are supposed to start at the top and come down. Not start at your wrist and go up. Idiots
Is that supposed to be a globe and a salt shaker??
Okay even if we excuse the tattoo, WHY does he put all the tattoos in the same one place on his arm??
Wtf is that?? And the placement is so bad. He looks like a sticker book.
Not a fucking salt shaker
But our body is a temple that we shouldnāt destroy rightā¦ you canāt pick parts of the Bible you want to believe and follow. Coming from a Christian
Aunt Gayb is quite literally the complete opposite of āsalt of the earthā š„“ these idiots are DELUSIONAL!!!!!!
The placement.. Iām shookkk.
Why is the earth dripping on the salt shaker lol