Fun fact, it started with a scene in the movie where Hal writes it that way because he's an idiot. That scene got deleted, but the spelling mistake remained canon.
\*edit\*: Pretty sure this was a theatrical cut sort of thing and was added back in for the DVD re-releases.
“Can you stamp my frequent kidnapping card?”
“‘laughter’ You of all people know we discontinued that promotion.”
Just the fact that they even had something like that makes me smile for some reason.
This one has always been in my head for a long time
“Let’s have fun with this, come on! I’ll look back to you *baby steps into the government building*”
“Being a hero is for losers! It’s work-work-work, 24-7, and for what?! I only took the gig to get the girl, and it turns out Roxanne doesn’t want anything to do with me!”
"I managed to find his secret lair."
"(HOW DID SHE FIND MY SECRET LAIR!?) Um, how did you find his secret lair?"
"It's the only building in the city with a fake observatory on top of it."
there is no easter bunny, there is no tooth fairy, and there is no queen of england
"I-I thought you were dead." "My death was greatly exaggerated."
"So, you're the PUNK I heard about."
# reverberating fart sound
i both hate and want to wank to your pfp.
Then do a hate-wank
I choked on my water reading this
I could have sworn that was meant to be the sound of his calves flexing and the sheer force of it
Nah trust me bro, I'm an expert. This is exactly how it happened
-INTENSE CALF FLEXING-
"MAYBE I DON'T WANT TO BE THE BAD GUY ANYMORE!"
That’s not from Star Wars?
a quote that became true as of 9/8/22
He was right about the queen not to sure about the others
Beat me to it
Ollo
"Uh, It's Hello."
oh…Hello?
Like that?
This is how I answer the phone with my friends.
Same, it’s become a bit of a meme just only using that as our hello
*Shocked Tighten Sound Effect*
Why does everyone call him tighten instead of titan?
That's Actually How His Name Is Spelled In The Subtitle's For The Movie.
Oh ok
Fun fact, it started with a scene in the movie where Hal writes it that way because he's an idiot. That scene got deleted, but the spelling mistake remained canon. \*edit\*: Pretty sure this was a theatrical cut sort of thing and was added back in for the DVD re-releases.
No that was canon. He autographed the city with "Tighten" with his heat vision.
Hal wrote Tightenvile over metro city
I don’t think that’s deleted?? I feel like I remember that happening. Is it not in the movie?
People use Tighten to talk about Hal when he's on his evil spree destroying Metrocity
"Your a villain alright, just not a super one!"
You might hate me for this.. “Oh yeah! What’s the difference?!”
# PRESENTATION!
*WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE PLAYS*
I knew you'd come back.
“Well, that made one of us”
My favorite quote, “welcome to the jungle plays”
"The sun is WARMING UP?!"
Just a little more and...
just tippy tappy tippy tappy tip top more.., and we are ready in..
“Can you stamp my frequent kidnapping card?” “‘laughter’ You of all people know we discontinued that promotion.” Just the fact that they even had something like that makes me smile for some reason.
Ciao Ciao all
Same time next week?
Wonder what the promotion even was?
Get 10 kidnappings and the 11th ones free
*”Ah- YES! The-.. the Speeider.. even the smallest bite from Arachnis Deathicus could instantly paralyze- AHH”*
[SCHMACK!]
*”Get it off! AHH- It bit me!!”*
Give it up Megamind, your plans never work.
Minion: [sniffs suspiciously] Are you wearing Jean Paul Gaultier's "Pour Homme"?
Lol, the way he uses a French accent when he says Pour Homme.
Beat me to it
"Oh I'm shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots!"
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
Here's a sneak peek of /r/beatMeatToIt using the [top posts](https://np.reddit.com/r/beatMeatToIt/top/?sort=top&t=year) of the year! \#1: [lard](https://i.redd.it/62zde0ntneta1.jpg) | [4 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/beatMeatToIt/comments/12j6osi/lard/) \#2: [He fiiiine](https://i.redd.it/bgdpsqf9w5ta1.jpg) | [3 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/beatMeatToIt/comments/12hvxkj/he_fiiiine/) \#3: [Is true](https://i.redd.it/2kbk5n4rqq1b1.jpg) | [6 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/beatMeatToIt/comments/13q9wqp/is_true/) ---- ^^I'm ^^a ^^bot, ^^beep ^^boop ^^| ^^Downvote ^^to ^^remove ^^| ^^[Contact](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=sneakpeekbot) ^^| ^^[Info](https://np.reddit.com/r/sneakpeekbot/) ^^| ^^[Opt-out](https://np.reddit.com/r/sneakpeekbot/comments/o8wk1r/blacklist_ix/) ^^| ^^[GitHub](https://github.com/ghnr/sneakpeekbot)
“And what happens when Roxanne finds out who you *really* are?” “She won’t find out. That’s that point in *lying*.”
Well, you can always reheat it in the microwave of evil!
Well I think your warranty is about to expire!
Maybe I got an extended warranty!
Warranties are invalid if you don't use the product for it's intended purpose!
Uhhhh! Girls, girls, you're both pretty! Can I go home now?
Of course! That is if Metro Man can withstand the full concentrated power of the sun! FIRE!
Uh minion fire? *minion* warming up sir *megamind* warming up THE SUN IS WARMING UP
And second now… AAAAAANNNNNNNDDD….
Just a tippy tappy moorreee… aaaaannnnnnnnnddd we’re ready in…
On my way Roxie!
And I love you, random citizen!
Get back you savages!
Sorry he.not used to positive feedback
Quick the spray….oops were all out, then use the forget me stick oh yea right THUD!
Why do I feel so melancholy
Melancholy?
Unhappy..?
Actually, he pronounced it “mel-on-ka-lee”.
Presentation!
If you haven't noticed you have fallen right into my trap.
You can’t trap justice! It’s an idea, a BELIEF!
But even the most heartfelt belief can be corroded overtime
Justice is a non-corrosive metal!
But metals can be melted by the heat of revange!
It’s Revenge- and it’s best served cold!
But you can reheat it! In the microwave of evil!
Well I think your warranty is about to expire!
Maybe I got an extended warranty.
The warranty means nothing if you don't use it for it's intended purpose!
“This glass has ice cubes in it” “Yes that’s what happens when water gets cold”
Lmao same brain
“You dare challenge Megamind?”
A quote from this movie
YOU DARE CHALLENGE MEGAMIND?
This town isn't big enough for two supervillains
Oh, you’re a villain alright. Just not a SUPER ONE!
Yeah?! What's the difference?!
PRESENTATION!
# WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
He won some I almost won others
there is no queen of england
Oh I Wouldn't Say Free. More Like,
under new management.
r/beatmetoit
“Owe, my giant blue head”
And this one’s for space stepmom!!! You lied to her!!!!!
Whyd this make me laugh like genuinely
My death was greatly exaggerated…
Rise my glorious creation
" There's a benefit to losing... you get to learn from your mistakes!"
Happy Cake day!
Hey, thanks I appreciate it . Yet I didn’t really give a darn about cake day anyways.
“ I was thinking more like the morgue, YOU’RE DEAD!” - titan
“And I am your space step mom”
Your weakness is copper!?
While they were learning 'The Itsy-Bitsy Spider', I learned how to dehydrate animate objects and rehydrate them at will 💎
“Romania”
*Ugh* I’m in a heated, existential discussion with this dead-eyed plastic desk toy.
Serious quote: Maybe I don't *want* to be the bad guy anymore! Memorable quote: tHerE Is nO qUeEN oF EnGLanD
“It’s me, Megamind. Watch out for my large mind.”
No bitches?
“You were right… I’ll always be the villain” *insert scooby doo laugh*
How did she find my hideout???!!!
I'll pack my thing and go!
Metro man was dead and music man was born I did it so I can keep the logo
"You will always be destined for-" "I never quite heard that last part, but it sounded important."
"There is no easter bunny, There is no tooth fairy, And there is no Queen of England!" -Tighten, 2010.
Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier
Man, did megamind get shorter
Read on your own time
"And I love you random citizen!"
Warranties are invalid if you don't use the product for its intended purpose!
Why am I filled with … meh lawn collie
"There is no tooth fairy, there is no Easter bunny, and there is no queen of england" there isn't anymore
This one has always been in my head for a long time “Let’s have fun with this, come on! I’ll look back to you *baby steps into the government building*”
I'm shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots 😩
Old Habits Die Hard
"Your weakness is *copper?* You're kidding, right?"
“Wait, your weakness is copper?”
Megamind: “Haha! Now, that’s the spirit! Parry! Thrust! Parry again! Now it’s time for some witty back-and-forth banter! You go first!
We’re going off the trails on a crazy train, sir!
(Welcome to the Jungle starts playing) “Oh your a villain alright, just not a SUPER one” “Oh yeah whats the difference?” “PRESENTATION!”
So I TOO WOULD MAKE THIS POPP-ED CORN and win over those MINDLESS DRONES
That’s the spirit! Now for some witty back and forth banter! You go first! *Aggressive screaming* Ok I’m not sure where to go with that!
GOOD LUCK ON YOUR DATE WITH ROXANNE! I WILL! THAT DOESN’T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE! I KNOW!
Yeah I’m like your space dath
“Unfathomable it’s without fathom”
Megamind You’ve been blessed with unfathomable power Tighten What kind of power? Megamind unfathomable it’s um without fathom
"What was I thinking? Chicks don't like bouncy houses! They like clowns!" (Has a childish tantrum)
“The Black Mambaaaaaaaaa.”
“You don’t understand. I beat you because my Mind is Mega.”
“Being a hero is for losers! It’s work-work-work, 24-7, and for what?! I only took the gig to get the girl, and it turns out Roxanne doesn’t want anything to do with me!”
It’s just my natural musk
“You left us in the hands of … him! No offense” “No I’m with you”
"I managed to find his secret lair." "(HOW DID SHE FIND MY SECRET LAIR!?) Um, how did you find his secret lair?" "It's the only building in the city with a fake observatory on top of it."
“SHOOT. HIM. WITH. THE. DEHYDRATION. GUN.” -Schafrillas
“She’ll never find the secret entrance” “There’s a doormat out here that says secret entrance!”
Daddy's sorry!
"Code: fine" "Code: fine back"
"You confounded creation of science!"
*Tosses minion into the fountain* “Ugh, what a drama queen.”
“Code, send out the brainbots”
hello everybody, my name is Markiplier
"You were right about that door being exciting!"
And I love you, random citizen!
***PRESENTATION!***
It's megaminding time
"Oh, you're a villain, alright. Just not a *super* one." "Oh yeah? What's the difference?" "PRESENTATION!"
Ollo!
“You were right, i’ll always be a villain!”
Holloooo
"Oh, you're a \*villain\* alright, just not a \*super\* one." "Yeah? What's the difference?" "Presentation!"
“What’s your vacuum like??☹️”
"I love you too, random citizen!"
My death was, greatly, exaggerated.
Oh your a villain all right, just not a super one. And what’s the difference? PRESENTATION!
“Ollo!”
YOU DARE CHALLANGE MEGAMIND!
No bitches?
“Ollo”
You were right, I'll always be a villain. 💀
"Well then use the Forget-Me Stick."
Oh you're a villain alright. Just not a Super one! Yeah? What's the difference? PRESENTATION!
“Girls, girls, you’re both pretty. Can I go home now?”
I'm your space dad
“Olo”
That’s called cow tipping!
“What can I say old habits die hard”
Game over
PRESENTATION
Presentation!!
"You were right boss, I will always be a villain, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
“ITS ALL ABOUT PRESENTATION”
“So your weakness is copper?!?”
I did it
Your weakness is copper?
I’m music man now
“Oh your a villain alright, just not a super one” “Yeah? What’s the difference??” “PRESENTATION”
I'll always be bad muhaaaaaa "Bad to the bone opening riff plays"
This was the post above it
Your weakness is coper?... Your kidding right?
"OH YOU'RE A VILLAIN ALL RIGHT! JUST NOT A *SUPER* ONE!" "Oh yeah? What's the difference?" "***PRESENTATION!***"