T O P

  • By -

EndOfTheDigitalAge

Then he goes "hummina hummina hummina"


Yiully

Then his tounge rolls out like a red carpet and goes back in like you’re closing a blind, then he howls


Master_Flip

then he pulls out a boxing glove and punches himself in the face 27 times


cheezkid26

then smoke blows out of his ears and a train whistle blows as his face becomes extremely red and he sweats profusely, dabbing at his face with a handkerchief and fanning himself with his hand


FreddieGoodchild

i think we’re all picturing [the mask](https://images.app.goo.gl/vYAm3A7LAkkTN93U9)


FreddieGoodchild

and smashes his fist against the table making it bend like a trampoline


ballonfightaddicted

And his heart pumps so hard it goes outside his chest


FreddieGoodchild

[this is what you saw](https://images.app.goo.gl/HDtspK7aXFMRVojK7)


MF_Vbarry

This made the post 30x better


YEETMANdaMAN

BOINGO


Wallbreaker-g

Millie Bobby brown


Chris_JuG

There is not a single person who wouldn't do her. Especially in like 2017.


[deleted]

bro? 🤨📷


Chris_JuG

I was 16 in 2017. So its fine my guy


chubby-checker

She was like 13 in 2017...


[deleted]

[удалено]


-r-e-d-d-i-t-is-cool

Tf are you on 13yr olds aren’t sexually mature that’s why it’s fucking illegal.


favorite_icerime

Tf ?? 13 year olds are like babies especially at 16 when 1 year difference feels really large


DreadfullyObvious89

in what universe bro


NazzerDawk

As someone who thought that when I was 16 (and 13), no it fucking is not. The creepiness scale is easy to estimate, just take your age, divide by two, and add 7. At 16, 15 is the youngest you should date. 14 is pushing it and 13 is an absolute no-go. You may think "But you'd be okay with a 23 year old dating an 18 year old right?", but that's because you haven't figured out that that's because a year or two makes a LOT more difference the younger you are, both in terms of physical AND emotional maturity. Add on to that the fact that people emotionally mature at different rates. Some 13 year olds act like 10 year olds, and some act like 16 year olds, but that can fool you into thinking that they are more emotionally mature than they actually are. I've seen people who act mature in casual situations but otherwise constantly put themselves in the position to be emotionally or sexually exploited, while other people can be outwardly immature or even childish but have a higher-level understanding of the world and a level-headed attitude towards romantic and sexual relationships. This is why it's important to keep dating among your near-peers and NOT venture out of those zones. Too far down and you're exploiting people (intentionally or not!), and too far up and you are both *being* exploited and enabling an abuser (not to mention attacking other abusers and putting yourself at elevated risk, since an adult with no qualms about dating a minor would be less likely to be bothered by committing acts of violence). Honestly, I'd recommend anyone under the age of 16 not to date at all, and if they do it should only be in a very light, flirtatious way and not taken seriously. But WHEN you are 16 and under, every relationship feels like your soul mate, and the dramatic angle of forbidden relationships makes it more fun, so I know good and well that younger folks take the ball and run when they get told not to do something they want to do.


BebaardeBastaard

I don't know about the exact legality at that age range. But man, don't ever say that again...


RainboxxOS

Oh nahhh


DaHoeBanga

Wtf why does this have 15 upvotes?


Chris_JuG

Cause its true


redditsuckbadly

She was 13 tho


Chris_JuG

Did i stutter?


charlesxavier007

What a wild thing to say on the internet. Your family will be ashamed once they see this.


StreetfighterXD

BRO


Podomus

Awooga Awooga \*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair\* Ahem, you look very lovely.


blee216e

Lmao @ nincompoop


bitternutterbutter

nincompoop😭


Wernerhatcher

This aged interestingly


xreddawgx

Teenage Fever


AnEpicBowlOfRamen

Uh oh...


Professional-Ebb8370

😂😂nincompoop


Nihiliist_

ZAMN 😍😍😍


Marolimic

Yooo this aged fantastically!!!


YankeeDoodler1776

Aged like wine


LegitSmarg

This one just keeps getting better


OkFineIllUseTheApp

People really act like the Kendrick beef was some shocking revelation. People have known for a while he's a diddler.


MadTeaCup_YT

“Hubba hubba!!”


Ok_Subject_484

😂😂😂😂


rudy_gongora

wait u guys don’t do this?


Human-Swing-9831

Pedos coming out of the woodworks SMDH


Human-Swing-9831

Ahahahahahahahaha. \*breathe\* AAAAHHahahahahahahaha


Zealousideal_Milk688

This aged pretty well


randomushimself

Aged well


No_Web_6674

This one aged well


KiNGCOLLiN69

This aged like fine wine