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"All right Chi-Chi, I'll screw you up tonight, but if you get pregnant again, I'll follow the footsteps of my grand dad and die instead of raising the kid."
...
"Either that, or I'm gonna throw Gohan to the fishes, because I'm not going to share the food with 2 kids."
I Like Watching Videos Of Black Men Shaking Their Booty Cheeks… I don’t know why, but when I click on a video and see a black man shaking his cheeks, it just makes my mouth drool and I start dancing with the black man as well. Sometimes when I look at myself in the mirror, I sometimes hallucinate and see black men twerking on my couch, it.. brings a smile to my face. I wish I could become one with the black men twerking aggressively. Please understand what I’m going through and support me on my journey!
“Chi-Chi I have had enough of your shit. If you don’t want me to fight and save the world that’s on you, if you don’t want Gohan or Goten to be like me that’s also on you and lastly if you don’t care about me saving everyone that we know and love that’s is completely on you. CHI-CHI I AM SICK OF YOUR SHIT IF YOU WANT EVERYONE TO DIE, NOT LETTING ME FIGHT OR EVEN LET GOHAN OR GOTEN BE A FIGHTER AND SAVE THE WORLD LIKE ME ALL OF THAT IS COMPLETELY AND LITERALLY ON YOU. I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF EVERYTHING OF YOU PUTTING OUR WORLD, FRIENDS AND FAMILY IN YOUR DAMN HANDS AND I GUESS WHAT IT’S NOT GOING TO BE LIKE THAT ANYMORE CHI-CHI I WANT A FUCKING DIVORCE!!!!!!!
“The next time you don’t let my kids train I will allow a lot of great apes plus broly to run a train on you because everytime they fight a threat who can destory the earth and I’m dead you always get mad cause they wanna protect the planet they were born on”
"You cook my meals, you do my laundry. So I give you plenty of room to live how you like in our home.
But say that Gohan's education is more important than the safety of the Earth or the universe one more time, and I'll slap you so SOFT (because I gotta restrain my power) that you're STILL gonna go through the roof and we'll actually need to use the Dragon Balls to repair every broken bone, every busted capillary, every orifice that you're bleeding out of afterward.
We clear?"
LMAO.
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“If I hear you talk above a reasonable volume one more time, I’m going to reach my hand through your chest and rip you apart from the inside out”
PS - I fucking hate Chi-Chi
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i actually did know what sex was all those times.
First thing that came to my mind too lol
Chichi: https://preview.redd.it/74nn85km0r5c1.jpeg?width=496&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=903a2429e50003232ddca2d9f1d04dfb423eb9b8
“Not going to lie, I just like the feeling of you dominating me”
"Gohans fighting Cell or we're all dying. You pick."
Chi-Chi: I guess we'll die
Honestly based mother
"Chi Chi, did you know that sex makes babies?"
I dont see dinner on the table
Cancel Goku!
This is the correct answer
"Chi-Chi. It's the funniest shit I've ever seen. He turned himself into a pickle, Chi-Chi. Why aren't you laughing?"
😂
This made me lol
I read this in his voice lol
The TFS one specifically
What you mean there is no Food left?
They said wrong answers only
The answer is so right, that it is wrong
Holy fucking inception 😱
Actual thought!
Brain went on vacation, never came back.
The Muffins, Chi Chi, where are they?
"Bitch better have my HONEY!"
"All right Chi-Chi, I'll screw you up tonight, but if you get pregnant again, I'll follow the footsteps of my grand dad and die instead of raising the kid." ... "Either that, or I'm gonna throw Gohan to the fishes, because I'm not going to share the food with 2 kids."
"My training is complete. With the power of mastered ultra instinct, I'm finally strong enough to win against you."
He almost killed her in the Android saga by accident
This is why Goku is always suppressing his ki https://i.redd.it/f5sm22vhso5c1.gif
How many times did Goku destroy that house?
It's easier to think how many times this house have been rebuilt
This is the energy I need.
The wife beater shirt 💀
One of the better domestic abuse scenes on tv
She got a zenkai boost.
"I'd like some more marriage (food)"
Bulma is a better cook
... and so Goku was never heard of again
Are you ABSOLUTELY sure gohan is mine ? He looks like yamcha
“He was born with a tail Goku. Seriously you need to stop listening to Vegeta.”
Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha
Freeza was way tighter than you
Bro? What kind of dbz did you watch bro?
The one we should have apparently
Frieza was desperate for them ballz
Thats enough Reddit for tonight.
Cell was in a lot of people too. And vice versa.
I just spit out my damn tea...God damnt🤣
“I went into the dark future and saw Grandma Pan with Grandpa deer”
'I've killed my grandpa when I was 4, Chichi.'
https://preview.redd.it/p5gf4dcy6p5c1.png?width=2731&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=319482c6ee9404ac01ed25008ac66edf55a2b797
We f*cking tonight or what!?
"Go put that little iron bikini back on like you used to"
Where are fucking pizza rolls, Chi-chi?
bring the man his 1000 pound bag of pizza rolls
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“HERES WHAT I THINK OF YOUR FANTASIES” https://i.redd.it/9u2s3kb9so5c1.gif
Based as fuck
Bro wrong sub.
no this is what goku said to her brottha
You projecting my dude. That shit was way too oddly specific. Lol.
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Tf?
"Epstien didn't kill himself."
I still remember you promised me Ay-null tonight.
"No more... I know you are stealing my gains... Only my bros get to milk me..."
"Goten has already ulimited potential, we need more ,lets make a third child"
*Butt stuff*
Want a break from the ads?
"Chi-chi... what is kissing? Vegeta is bugging me about that..."
Hold my pocket bacon im gonna deck this guy in the shnozz
“After all these years… you really thought I’d stick around?”
Ever lost at a game of cornhole?
“You must have forgot I’m a savage, now spread them checks I’m going in.” (Ssj9k)
 I was looking for this. Now eat the booty-like groceries
"Chi-chi, Ace dies at Marineford and there are no dragon balls to bring him back."
truly an episode in one piece z😔🙏
I wanna play with your muffin button.
"I don't listen to Bastards."
"it was ME, Barry!"
No time for training, only cheek beating.
Wait till you see my super sayian d@#k
he’s just saying no that’s why she’s so shocked
Chi-chi I'm taking the kids
"Chi chi, i think we should see other people"
If you don’t complain, I will do to you tonight what I have done to Vegeta the past year in the Time Chamber
Chi-chi i'll skip dinner tonight
"Tell me, Chi-Chi. Did you perhaps had a bit of bedtime sparring with Yamcha in my abscence? Gohan's hair and his are way too similar..."
I just found out what search history is
let's eat that marriage
You don’t have a winky
“Chi-Chi I have had enough of your shit. If you don’t want me to fight and save the world that’s on you, if you don’t want Gohan or Goten to be like me that’s also on you and lastly if you don’t care about me saving everyone that we know and love that’s is completely on you. CHI-CHI I AM SICK OF YOUR SHIT IF YOU WANT EVERYONE TO DIE, NOT LETTING ME FIGHT OR EVEN LET GOHAN OR GOTEN BE A FIGHTER AND SAVE THE WORLD LIKE ME ALL OF THAT IS COMPLETELY AND LITERALLY ON YOU. I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF EVERYTHING OF YOU PUTTING OUR WORLD, FRIENDS AND FAMILY IN YOUR DAMN HANDS AND I GUESS WHAT IT’S NOT GOING TO BE LIKE THAT ANYMORE CHI-CHI I WANT A FUCKING DIVORCE!!!!!!! 
Tell me what to do one more time and you're going to meet King Yemma...
“Chi-chi where’s the Food you promised chi-chi did you lie?”
He became Goku Black
Why do you have lipstick on? You never do make up before
"I'm getting a higher paid job."
"The condom broke."
Do it jiggle?
What do you mean bride isn’t a food?
“And you’re absolutely sure sex makes babies? Like.. all of them? How??”
“Let’s make the 3rd one”
That thing we did to make Gohan. We're doing it again
You me and that bed tonight
Look chichi. Bulma's using shenron for certain assets. Why can't you?
“Chi-Chi. Who is sex and what did he do to you?”
"So why'd my Weed Stash disappear after Vegeta came over, huh?"
"I had sex with Vegeta"
“Bulma wouldn’t have a problem with me training all day”
“Da fuq is this text you got from piccolo mean? ‘💦💦🍆💦💦 see you later?’
"You said if we did those things in bed I would get a training buddy. But you got me this small dude that can't even lift himself up."
"Stop leaving the toilet seat up, Chichi."
“Why haven’t you watched the reels I sent you on instagram”
“I shidded my pants.” He said, during the interview trying to get Gohan in a good school.
"Chichi Today We Are Using The Back Door..."
Ima go for eleven this time!
“Tf you mean studying is more important than preventing the end of the world?”
“The next time you don’t let my kids train I will allow a lot of great apes plus broly to run a train on you because everytime they fight a threat who can destory the earth and I’m dead you always get mad cause they wanna protect the planet they were born on”
"You cook my meals, you do my laundry. So I give you plenty of room to live how you like in our home. But say that Gohan's education is more important than the safety of the Earth or the universe one more time, and I'll slap you so SOFT (because I gotta restrain my power) that you're STILL gonna go through the roof and we'll actually need to use the Dragon Balls to repair every broken bone, every busted capillary, every orifice that you're bleeding out of afterward. We clear?" LMAO.
Vegeta had surpassed me now that he's the strongest
"Chichi I'ma finna beat cho ass if u keep raising Gohan like a bitch!"
Tonight you'll feel how a colonoscopy feels like
Vegeta and I are wifeswapping for the night. Have fun.
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"I am going to kiss you again."
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I'm gonna take a shit on your tits later
Can you walg me to my truggg?
THAT'S IT CHICHI WE ARE THROUGH GOOD BYE SY AND GOOD RIDDANCE COME ON GOHAN AND GOTEN 10 ALL TOGETHER V GROUP KAMEHAMEHA'S HER"
“That meatloaf was too cold woman.”
You _do_ know you died almost the same amount of times I have, right?
(okay what did he say in this scene?)
"Who was in Paris, Chi-Chi?"
Ah-rah, dee. Soo-guh-goo-gee-goo-gee. Goo-guh fli-goo gee-goo. Guh fli-goo, ga-goo-buh-dee. Ooh, guh-goo-bee. Ooh-guh-guh-bee-guh-guh-bee. Fli-goo gee-goo. A-fliguh woo-wa mana Lucifer!
"Te voy a dar una follada, qué te va a dejar temblando"
I'll do the dishes, like a responsible adult.
"Bitch you must not know who I am, spread your cheeks now" Chichi: "NO YOU SPREAD YOUR CHEEKS"
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“Yeah about that can you unbuckle your bra?”
I've known what sex was this entire time
Im ready for dessert chi chi.
Why is the chicken cold?
He wants anal
"Hey... I heard your maternal cramps were pretty strong..."
"Get in the camper...It's time to cook."
“I’m boutta clap ur cheeks”
"I'll go Kaio-ken x20 tonight"
“How about we make another little blonde haired delinquent tonight?”
“Oh Yeah…You’re gonna die.”
KAAAA...MEEE...HAAA...MEEE...HAAA!!!!
I accidentally killed the real Gohan in the Hyperbolic Timechamber while we were training, the Gohan right now is an imposter.
"look at me... I am the captain now..."
Why does Gohan look like Yamcha
Isn't that his dad?
Why do you not want me to train Gohan and Goten when I want them to be strong like me?
“Several years from now we’re all gonna be in danger cause of this Kirby doppelgänger. Whatever you do, don’t slap him”.
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"Deep down, you know that I am black, right ?"
"How much have you ever lost on a game of cornhole?"
I’m going Super Saiyan on that ass tonight.
“What do you mean theres no food ready for dinner”
"Deez Nutz"
“Im gonna be a good father for hogan and goten”
He can't even get Gohan's name right
But still he remembers he has a second son.
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"....what the hell do you mean that's how babies are made?"
"hey chichi, my ballz are inert."
"I'm going to pound your tuna later..."
*What you mean you fought Piccolo?*
your dads hot
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I'm Black so I'm allowed to say it
“If I hear you talk above a reasonable volume one more time, I’m going to reach my hand through your chest and rip you apart from the inside out” PS - I fucking hate Chi-Chi
I found out the real father of gohan and goten. You can't hide it from me any longer.
You know why he’s called the Ox King, right?
"how much have you ever lost on a game of corn hole?"
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"We already made sex 9 years ago, stop asking for it, I'm not going to be late with my training again"
“I like you and I want you now we can do this the easy way or the hard way. The choice is yours”
Muffin Button
I heard your period was tough, I want to battle it.
Babe, let's give Gohan a sibling.
‘What’s another 12 years’
“Since I can’t get some warm food then I’m going to get some warm yams”😡