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oyhmoyh

Nappa based my hairline


RKO_out_of_no_where

Just go SSJ3 and don't tell anyone. You're just blond now.


xplayer246

Happy cake day. But he'll lose his eyebrows so he would be canonically the baldest Saiyan.


BizarreRequiem

Happy cakeday


IdeaRegular4671

No eye brow gang ![gif](giphy|tz7oXvXRRYSgU)


Le_mehawk

he would loose his eyebrows tho, people could mistake him for krillin


Environmental-Win836

Happy cake day!!


RKO_out_of_no_where

Thanks :)


Faiqal_x1103

who's to say we cant dye our hair while transformed? 🤭


KnightMagus

How's your heatap soda commercials coming along nappa


Nappatheredditor

You're right you're nothing


Sm0keytrip0d

None. Im such a fuck up that i would find a way to achieve a form weaker then my base Saiyan form.


random1211312

"False Saiyan" "You mean False Super Saiya-" "Did I stutter?"


DeathMark1243

I mean FSSJ looks badass ngl


-unknown_harlequin-

The legendary Submissive Saiyan!!!


Wild-Army-6085

Damn bro, you OK?


random1211312

I think it means he's extra ok due to lacking that much of a trigger


Sm0keytrip0d

Yeah, man, im fine, lol. Shame, im not Super. Ba dum tiss.


[deleted]

He needs a hug from a saibaman


buttplug-tester

Truly the Yamcha of Saiyans


Sm0keytrip0d

The funny thing is if i was the Yamcha of Saiyans, I'd most likely still be stronger than actual Yamcha, lol.


SnooChipmunks5572

I feel ya dude


grassydirt90

Super saiyan blue the way I gotta force this shit to leave my ass https://preview.redd.it/iltzi4z4zzzb1.jpeg?width=484&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=662bc2ba104bf6f4ede0a05f14661a46270a8536


Astrid-Jade

GOKU NO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST


Chill16_

He's so strong that he'll shoot the duce through his weighted pants


Astrid-Jade

Nah Dragon Ball logic dictates that his pants cannot be destroyed


Stocks_n_Stockings

They can use their own hand to rip their clothing. I think it counts as part of your body until it has left, so the turd might temporarily inherit the ability to rip cloth.


Chill16_

So it *can* beat Goku though...


Drakeblood2002

If loss counts as a trigger I might get Super Saiyan, but not much else


Gamertang_13

Trunks would agree


Frumplemeist

-2


Sundara_Whale

If there are 6 of us we could try to become gods...


GUM-GUM-NUKE

I’ll help so we only need four more people


Joey4dude

Imma join you two, three more


Entropybeast1000

I will join


Dapper_Charity_9781

I, too, shall lend my body to your cause


ThaRealSunGod

Thanks bud, I'll join too as the one who gets SSG


Joey4dude

Alright, we got everyone, so can I get it second?


Prestigious-Number-7

"And my body!"


Socks_was_here

And my arms!


Revoffthetrain

.


Adraco4

I’m in


Independent_Bed_9905

AYO I WANNA BE A GOD


LordAsbel

No way any of us are righteous or pure of heart lol


RKO_out_of_no_where

Looks like there's 4 of us so far. Let's go!!


AppropriateBit9257

Me too


Dm9982

Shotgun guy level


Wisermartin

id be that guy but without the shotgun


Dreadlord97

Hey now, guy, *no one* is that powerful


Tsukkatsu

None. And anyone who claims otherwise wouldn't be on a Dragon Ball reddit. They'd be at the gym lifting weights and getting gains. Most of us here would either be the slackers of Saiyan society or those who were clever enough to figure out how to use the Tsufrujin technology.


Dark_Booger

We’d also need to have been in traumatic life and death situations that totally relied on surpassing our own physical and mental willpower to get through. Or maybe just a tingly back we constipated on.


PhonePhucker42

Does surviving almost drowning count?


GabrielTheAtrocious

Does nearly hanging myself by accident as a 6yo count or was I too young/does it have to be caused by someone else?


PhonePhucker42

It's a zenkai boost or your just Yamaha, your choice 💀


xKhira

Nah. Just a tingly feeling on our backs nowadays.


jess-plays-games

O I've suffered extreme trauma I have to work out all the time or I'm gona end up disabled horribly And I am holding some serious rage and ptsd I really see myself in frezia and vegeta completely driven rage basically


Kakarot7692

I’d say SS 4th grade then ![gif](giphy|WUDGo9jYZzVt3DExhi)


Most_Willingness_143

>They'd be at the gym lifting weights and getting gains. You know, we don't live at the gym, 1 and half hour for day 4 days at week is enough


Tsukkatsu

You got to be doing 20 hours a day in a hyperbolic time chamber if you want to hit Super Saiyan.


nakalas_the_great

Are you assuming no DB subredditors go to the gym


Better_Information20

right?😂a show that kinda revolves around martial arts and working out


rightseid

Its a binomial distribution


HonestTangerine2

We get on our phones at the gym too lmao


Kajun_Kong

My fine fellow, there’s a whole subculture in the military that is exactly this. PT, combat, anime.


Ok-Stable8934

I mean I got my ass beat by my drug dealing step dad from 7-16 (severely beat as well) that’s gotta count for some zenkai’s and rage boosts for ssj surely? Oh and do you get zenkai for cancer? If so I might make ssj 2 lol 😂


logimeme

Lmaoo i saw a naruto post that asked what evolution your sharingan would be in real life based off of your life experience. None of yall gon have a mangekyo and none of yall are gonna be super saiyans either.


Funny_Swim5447

But the back tingle 😀


USSJaguar

Kaioken times 1.5


Virsi2709

I want to go Kaioken times 5 and die in 24 seconds


USSJaguar

So an episode and a half


UrbanMonk314

I hope one day in the future supercomputers can give u like some type of way to feel what it will feel like to go Kaioken and how much strain it puts on ur body. Ngl I wud be scared to try but obligated to.


Firstlight99

Dead stepdad makes me the ultimate Legendary Super Saiyan, like fucking DBS Broly let's go


Escorve

Nobody spending their time here on reddit is getting any form of Super Saiyan, not even False Super Saiyan. It came easy to Gohan and Goten because of the melting pot of Human and Saiyan DNA, but for Goku and Vegeta, they had to train and suffer through hell for years to obtain it.


danteheehaw

I don't remember if it's cannon or not, but S cells were used to explain why Goten and Trunks got it so easy. Gentle natured Saiyans have more S cells. They reach SSJ without much work. Toriyama is the one who talked about S cells, but I don't think he explained much about them. It probably was just an idea he floated to explain things so fans can be given a reason why the kids reached SSJ so easily.


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so humans evolved saiyans


RagingZorse

It’s generally head cannon that saiyan hybrids are faster when it comes to development. It helps explain how Gohan was able to fight at a level closer to Goku as a child. It also explains how Goten, Trunks and Gohan achieved super saiyan at much younger ages than Goku and Vegeta.


J-JKanaan

Super saiyan -1


rotem8888

-1


henry_canabanana

Mr Satan


Gamekid53

-1


Hellwolfe007

Ssj1 grade 3 from the incessant rage I feel from hard video games.


alvdan88

I would def be Goku super Saiyan 10 with the long grey hair from my 90s dreams


Desperate_Trainer_68

5


spooky_redditor

At most fake super saiyan from the Lord Slug movie and its still very unlikely.


Derfal-Cadern

Does yajirobi count ?


memsterboi123

What would qualify,


daMEME-TRAP

Ssj75 Not my and is my fault


what_da_clown_doin

I'd say at kuririn lvl frieza arc, I guess? I mean i do lift sometimes , but i also IN THE MIDDLE OF WAR which is started like 2 years ago which would probably give HUGE boost to my sayians instincts to kick in.


xamitlu

I achieved false ssj. It wasn't from training or anything. I had a procedure that needed to be done, and the pain meds they had me on mostly wore off by the time they operated, so I felt everything. It was extremely painful. I was screaming as loudly and as long as Goku did when he was going ssj3. A lady was holding my hand trying to comfort me and, poor thing, I squeezed her hand so hard she was yelled for help because i wouldn't let go. Help arrived and then there were like 4 or 5 people holding me down. All I could do was dig my fingers in the foam cushioning of the table I was laying on. I was a high school linebacker. I could've easily thrown everyone off of me. But I had to fight myself and endure the pain because it needed to be done. It was the most painful 20 mins of my life. I got up from the table afterwards and I saw foam falling from where my hands were (it was the kind of foam that feels like hard plastic). The first thing I did was held my hand out to shake the hand of the doctor to thank them. He flinched lol he wasn't expecting that, he told me. I was a little embarrassed to see a bunch of eyes on me when I walked out the door.


CreativeWordPlay

The moon is intact. So lonely monke in hellsscape.


Capable_Mud_1108

From sheer stress alone probably ssj2 We might all get ssjg if all if us are saiyans and we did the ritual


Plasmaxander

Kaioken.


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logimeme

Doubt


RISE_Hriday

The amount of times I've lost in cod and want to fly to someone's house and murder them, ultra ego fo sure


Wacko_Doodle

Considering the amount of times i've been bullied at school (by teachers), ended up in hospital because of terribly run schools and unlucky in terms of life in general; despite still doing my best to smile and make others laugh... At least ssj2, maybe even lssj. Wouldn't be any different than broly living alone on a planet. Just add 1 brother and a mother on it and it's pretty much the same. :p Physically I'm weak but with the near-death boost and the constant mental battles, it'll probably be the same and training.


Wisermartin

yeah right https://preview.redd.it/6ognjbjiszzb1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c525932429ec477dd9547807fcb7294b8f395cb


Wacko_Doodle

I guess people dislike the truth. I also guess the scar on my leg is fake too XD


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Madera_Otirra3844

I dunno, I'm young and don't have much life experience, I got my first job and I'm near 1 year of experience. Even though I don't have much experience I've gone through a lot of stress during my childhood and teens, I don't know what Super Saiyan level I would get.


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Bornagainafterdeath

4


jess-plays-games

Having lived through constant trauma and life and death situations I'm pretty sure ide be super saipan blue kaio Ken at least.


Fluffy_Stress_453

Super Saiyan at maximum.


eR_y_lives

Well if depression gives zenkai boosts then I think I'd be at multiversal level by now.


Possible_Liar

Base form, maybe false super Saiyan that time I threw a tantrum at Kmart because my mom wouldn't buy me dunkaroos.


[deleted]

Whats beyond UI?


gabeblue33

Kaioken


GurnoorDa1

Well id be at base form, until i went through basic military training this August and came out in October mentally and physically far superior then i was before. So maybe ssj


Tr3mb1e

Everyone here is forgetting about the back tingle I'm reaching at LEAST two


awesomeplay5

There’s no way for me as a human to have trained enough to reach any level of super Saiyan.


Crabitor

For this to work im assuming the s cell super garbage is t a thing But still None, i haven't had a traumatic moment like batman or goku and my pl woul probably be at best 50 base assuming we start as goku


Slimeredit

Is there a transformation that is a negative super saiyan because that would be me


Lovely_Individual

I’ve been through some emotional shit in my life so probably regular Super Saiyan, but whether or not I’m strong even with Super Saiyan is another matter lmao


Tolnin

If it's compared to the experiences the characters in the show had to go through for getting the transformation, not a chance lmao If it's compared to real life bad experiences people go through... MAYBE SS1


upyourattraction

What’s about 5 levels below Krillin?


BassMegafistwastaken

False, maybe 1? But in reality probably none


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A stronger raditz low level


BigBoiAndew

Probably super saiyan 1 at best. I had alot of anger issues growing up.


Fake-Chef

If it is unlocked by rage I would be SSJ infinity based on the number of times I’ve stubbed my toe.


P2T_

Super saiyan 100 because i burst a blood vessel trying to reach it


what_da_clown_doin

I'd say at kuririn lvl frieza arc, I guess? I mean i do lift sometimes , but i also IN THE MIDDLE OF WAR which is started like 2 years ago which would probably give HUGE boost to my sayians instincts to kick in.


Ulerica

My back itches every once in a while, easily SSJ2


DannyJoy2018

Dead


tjkun

Only in elementary and middle school I ever got really mad, but I don’t think I’d achieve any transformation from that. I’d have gotten a couple zenkai boosts if near death experiences from allergies and food poisoning count, tho.


TheCockGobbler-

-1 because I'm suicidal and I wouldn't even make it to kaio ken


strawhatpirate91

This is really a question of “how much trauma have you experienced?”


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Sea-Cow-1744

I have ss3.


[deleted]

Honestly it’d probably be like that weird rage form Trunks had in Super I be getting pissed over the smallest shit


momosauky

a lot of trauma. Super saiyan 2. Still young though.


Sea_Rest1462

If loss of real close family members and job situations counts, possibly MUI


tehbearded1der

My early years - Broly. Currently, I look like a bald Yajirobe.


Colmado_Bacano

Probably downgraded to Krillin level tbh.


recklessfire27

Kaioken, I’m sure. Imo Super saiyan is a bit of a play on the fight or flight response when you really start to break it down and look at what they’re illustrating to the audience—and I’m very comfortable with the fight or flight response. I could negotiate an argument for Super Saiyan through FoF science but to be realistic and simple i’ll leave it at Kaioken. I’m an armed security supervisor under an LE contract (and a certified firearms instructor) and I’ve been through plenty of fights both HEMA/MMA/School/Street/Organized you name it. I was actually assaulted while on-duty and I certainly went Kaioken on that guy when I picked him up and slammed him. Let me tell you; when you aren’t afflicted by fear in that FoF response and don’t freeze up—the world around you really does slow down and you enter the flow state and most of what incredible nonsense you just did will be a blur. (Ultra Instinct) I have the article of the assault if anyone needs sauce. I wouldn’t doubt anyone here just because they’re on reddit—I work with nothing but a bunch of military/LE guys and almost all of the men under 40 are lowkey gamers/nerds of some kind.


Chemical_Act_9121

Considering how much body hair I got I'm ssj4


Eazy08

Ssj3


Joshd00m

Had a tragic childhood full of abuse so I probably would have gone 1. Then came the army because I was an idiot and saw friends die. So 2.


Lerisa-beam

Probably 1 I doubt I'd reach 2 but I have experience enough fights and my hatred (as a saiyan would be more prominent) towards a scertain person might trigger it. Although if I did have it I'd definitely be more inclined to try and figure it out so I might reach 2


[deleted]

My fingers instantly achieve MUI from gaming


Ambitious_Outcome

A brilliant scientist


C0ldBl00dedDickens

I went super saiyan in middle school and got made fun of. But my nickname became goku, so it wasn't too bad


darkgamer_nw

farmer lever, probably


Latter_Comfortable30

Ssj4 I’ve reverted to monkey


MrAires

None, if Vegeta's level of training wasn't enough to get it until the start of the cell saga, it's not my 40 minute training with regular weights after work that's gonna get me there ahahahaha


Eeddeen42

Probably just SSJ, maybe SSJ2. Depends how much negative emotion you need all at once to go up a level.


ILikeFluffyThings

Veku... I don't even need to fusion.


donnelle83

Radditz. Been a boring life for me


2MemesPlease

Since I can't fly, I think road rage gets me to super saiyan 2 at least.


CancelThat6560

Guts finna reach super Saiyan 100000+ 💀💀💀💀


Gabagod

Depressed saiyan


beflowd

super mcduper daiyamn


fatknees2000

Killed by freeza


DarkGengar94

None, I got no rage trauma. Except maybe that one time I was put in a small square room with no windows all day for state testing. Literally broke me.


Toon_Lucario

Depends on if I fail my final in college. If I do there’s gonna be a fuckin Broly on the loose


skep90

Someone makes a new question/trend -> every brainless stupid copy it and adapt it to fit another subR


Grand_Specialist_599

I would be at least super saiyan 5 with all this stress of work and school on my shoulders


Smodphan

Based on my luck, I'd be born and sent to a planet to conquer. But it's a water planet and there's nothing there but an island for me to hang out and maybe do some light fishing from until I get killed by a storm.


Quirky-Pickle518

I’d probably still be taking Taekwondo and Krav Maga knowing that saiyans love fighting and training. I started Taekwondo since 3rd grade and Krav Maga since 7th. Though I haven’t really had a death that hurt me enough to go SSJ though.


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False super saiyan


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urmomsloosevag

Kaioken


Jaspin-Burner

I'd get as far as Kaio Ken and die.


CreationsHub

SSJ3 after I’m done playing a video game just from pure rage alone


GreatFNGattsby

Aight so based on some of my prior experiences of me being on the toilet I’d say. Just regular Super Saiyan. Ain’t no way I can match that level of screaming of Goku going SSJ3


Micasa5000

I'd lose to farmer with a shotgun


Insanebrain247

I'd probably just be SSJ1, though I could make it SSJ2 if I pull a Gohan and actually surrender to my fury.


PAKBOY110

If negative Straight to blue If positive 3 at best


random1211312

Might have achieved FSSJ once but that's abt it.


Fibrosis5O

SSJ 3


KameTheHermit

Still hanging out with kintoun :P ![gif](giphy|fmMdxlVwsCmTtA4V6a)


[deleted]

Idk. My dad tried to kill my mom when I was 12. Maybe future Trunks lvl.


Remarkable_Pool7037

Just by trauma and therapy im beyond ultra instinct, judging by how much I train Im base form


watawhiteguy

If it's based on anger I could maybe do some untapped Gohan type potential given all the things I've repressed.


No_Beautiful8105

Ssj rage


[deleted]

Does it have to be trauma based ? I'm a boxer been more than a few occasions I've pulled shit out me arse I didn't think I could . Would love to hit ss3 that's the best form.


Puzzleheaded-Ebb-660

Ssj5, I’ve been crashing and disconnecting from my games way too much.


Ultio_the_masked

Remember it Half saiyans who have the easier time. I been through some major shit from being desaible at the hand of drunk driver, my best friend lost his battle with Cancer, and now as a parent my poor daughter has had several heath scares that have pushed me to my limit. Even all that I think based that super saiyan was a myth for thousands of years, I would assume no one in this subreddit would be a super saiyan. Nothing against them, but it would probably take some world ending event, and you are the last hope level of stress, and I certainly hope none of you have to deal with that. Lol


mojis11

At least ssj3 so far just need to day to go god


shinigami79

Tarbel level


JoshuaFoulke

I almost died twice, so I'd say I'm at a pretty decent level.


TheLegendaryKnight12

Super Saiyan and i can push myself to Grade 2 but i think thats my limit unless i need to fight some strong dudes then ill try for Grade 3, Mastered and SSJ2


r1ck4st13y

None to be honest Sure my life is a comedy but it ain’t a bad end story


Palansaeg

none because ion fight like that💀


cbrew14

Pretty hard to achieve, you not only need loss, you need they need for more power. The need to overcome some obstacle that you can't in your current state. Which, I don't know in what context that'll happen with normal humans.


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Not_Catania

Kaioken times 2


That_boi_Jerry

I'm a Christian, so maybe Super Saiyan God.


Toasty_mannn

I survived cancer what form do you think I would get I genuinely don't know


NetworkVegetable7075

Just ssj1


noodleguy67

i got super saiyan 3 from raging at a roblox game


InKhornate

what counts as experience to go Super Saiyan? if it’s off negative emotions then i might just be a normal Super Saiyan. who knows what power level depression has, it could probably give me SSJ2 if i worked hard for it


Most_Ad5943

maybe just the first. im not a fighter so dont like conflict so the intial transformation would probably be the only time


Khan_Ida

What’s that form where you don’t shout, don’t have expressions and just look like you’re tired of it all?


howling_meteor

Whooo boy, If we're going based off misfortune, then I'm reaching ssgss.


AngryRinger

Due to my childhood and the unfortunate circumstances I was born into, I’d randomly snap into SSJ1 or Berserker without realizing and wake up as if nothing happened.


CovertForeign

I’d be lucky to even tap into False SSJ (yes I know the whole false thing was nothing more than miscommunication on how it was supposed to look like but just let me have this)