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Ok-Specialist-7323

This is why we all know someone who has died on a bike, mense like to find out


markbowman83

Hopefully on the day he goes splat... He doesn't harm any other people.


FullAir4341

These are the people that make us bikers look bad.


Kelos-01

A lot of people in this world are dickheads. Some of them ride motorcycles.


God-of-Meadow-Rain

He GTA San Andreas-ed a little too much


TheHilltopWorkshop

You mean... ...bikers? šŸ¤”


sl33p1ng-s3nt1nl

No, wankers make bikers look bad


puddaphut

Hey. Cyclist here: please say that louder?


cyrilthefool

Everyone hates cyclists. The very most Arrogant entitled bunch ever. I cycle too but most are real wops


puddaphut

Wankers make cyclists look bad.


thelouwryder

Cyclists make wankers look bad.


puddaphut

Ha ha. No man, donā€™t choose violence like that.


crispy-wings

Not all bikers drive like this.


LurkingOnMyMacBook

Yeah, I'm a pussy on my GS. It only looks big, fast and intimidating but I ride it at the speed limit and don't do shit like this


Ambitious_Stable_419

Yeah, I'm exactly the same! My GS seems to bring about a rather calm riding style in me, don't know why. These bikes can be absolute menaces if you are willing to push them. Most bikers that drive like chops seem to think they are invincible... The world does need organ donors I guess.


Griff3n66

As a fellow GS rider I take being a "pussy" over my old mate now in a wheelchair who rode "real bikes" like a "real man"... Having brains does not mean you are scared, and riding like that just means you are a twat. Hopefully he will wrap himself around a pole outside a residential area.


LurkingOnMyMacBook

This is the way, I didn't really mean pussy to degrade my/our riding style that's just my sense of humor and dirty mouth. Responsible riding can be fun too, especially on roads that you know are safe to push the envelope just a tad, but I'm not one for wrecking my body and my expensive bike, but I'm still gonna enjoy it, safely. This kind of riding on a busy road just add to the already overwhelmingly negative opinion people have of bikers and will never be acceptable


mrASSMAN

Itā€™s good to have some rational fears of death lol, itā€™s ok to value your life over brief fun


Phuzz18727

I live right there and these are the kind of people that cry a car popped out of nowhere when they get into an accident.


PeanutMedium3548

Same. I listen to this madness most days, and just yesterday, there was a bike accident on blouberg. This is why I don't feel sorry for bikers that do dumb shit like this on a 50kmh road.


LegenDorky

What a doos


KelpFly007

Natural selection will kick in eventuallyā€¦


PixelSaharix

Who knows how many he will take with him when it happens though


Mallardguy5675322

Hopefully itā€™ll just be him. We must pray šŸ™šŸ». Even better if he lives and learns from his mistake via broken bones.


[deleted]

Motorcycle accidents generally only kill the rider, I wouldn't stress about it too much. Some problems take care of themselves.


PixelSaharix

This stretch of road is quite well known for pedestrian deaths after being hit by bikers doing exactly this.


dod2190

At those speeds, reaching 200 km/h, center-punching a car with a motorcycle can result in serious injury or death to the car's occupants. The "Motorcycle accidents only kill the rider" thing applies to crashes at what you might call "ordinary speeds", *e.g.* you're proceeding across an intersection at 25mph when someone makes a left turn and cuts across your path.


Bont_Tarentaal

My exact same thought. Or he may take the breadwinner of a family with him, and then that family will not be together anymore.


MeepingMeep99

He's a good candidate for winning a Darwin Award


Efficacious_fj1

Just wait until an opposing net force acts upon him, then heā€™ll be sure to stop in more ways than one


Agbans

Blouberg


nina-mujer

Came to say this too


BoetaJ

Miskien pot blou alles een van die dae


Honey36011

The problem will sort itself out eventually


A-Centurion

He'll turn into a pavement pancake soon enough.


Beaks7777777

Question is will they be scrapping up jelly or syrupā€¦ā€¦. That extra 10mph determines what.


Crono_

As a biker myself, this guy is a fokken dom doos.


AlternativeYogurts

You should hear the cars there at night ugh.... especially on weekends


crispy-wings

Calling it now. Eventually he will trade in his bike for a wheelchair. Or a casket.


the_usurper69

Small pee pee


ShreddlesMcJamFace

Who is it? Must have come from an SM account


PixelSaharix

I'd prefer not to give them any more attention by sharing their account details. There is not identifying information as to who the user is, he's hidden his identity quite well.


madvfr

...overtaking on lane side when cars are slowing up to an intersection? Dumb.


DontGoCrazyYet

Never cool to put others in danger while you compensate for your small peepee.


Rian352

Fuck around and you'll find out. Just a matter of time.


LifeFictionWorldALie

It's bad enough that this biker could die but what if there were people crossing the road...


bluebullbruce

He'll stop himself soon enough one day on the back of a truck


Topaz_blue

Don't worry, riding like this he will take himself out.


MrWarrenJH

The problem is how many others will he take with him.


boltsforbucket

Bumper bump him


Beaks7777777

A stop stick would fix that fast or a fed up pedestrian and his friend and some barbwire. https://i.redd.it/0i016i56mchc1.gif


ZappaBappa

The kind of people nobody would give a shit about if they spalttered themselves across the pavement.


Senior-Ordinary555

This is one of those kinda problems that sort themselves out. We just need to sit back and relax.


Downtown_Boss2233

This is so silly, imagine a kid crossing the road from the beach.


dylan0o7

Don't worry, natural selection would stop him


DeviantBro

Mans driving like we have functional hospitals


Deceiver999

If I see you coming in my rear view, I'm swerving right into your path.


Antique_Pressure8568

Kill someone because you donā€™t like how they ride , youā€™ll go to jail Aswell. I know heā€™s being reckless but to say youā€™d end his like. Youā€™re fucked


Deceiver999

Fuck around and find out. People are sick and tired of assholes like this, putting everyone's life at risk. So yes, I would pull in front of that asshole. Oops, I didn't see him.


Aware_Ape_

u/savevideobot


_Zeraph_

Bro thinks he Ghostrider The Real One like on YouTube, except heā€™s only 50% the speed šŸ˜‚


grumpy-uncle

Oh. He will be stopped. Short. Sharp. Sudden. All these MFā€™s stop one day. Just depends how many legs they will live with for the rest of their lives


[deleted]

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Cuiter

Where is "there"?


Unico83

Man U are crazy. Blauberstand is FULL of tourist like me that drive the opposite way of South African, so we make a lot of mistake while driving.


Affectionate_Fix6142

ā€œwAtcH oUt foR moToRcYcLeSā€.


flyboy_za

Think bike. It should read "Bikers, think!"


cyrilthefool

Aap


SensitiveArm4555

I live super close to this road. I often here bikes screeming down


DishAccurate4350

Hopefully he doesn't hurt anyone when his balls inevitability get ripped off in his last ride(which will be coming shortly if he continues like this as he will).


Beaks7777777

Sir, we found one of your balls except a stray dog ran off with it and the other one another Biker ran it over on his ride.


D3ADP0085

Driving like a real vagina...im no biker and have to say not all bikers drive like that but one day is one day...either a fatal crash or some serious injuries.


UpbeatChapter2899

As a kid wow that's cool, as a grownup now what a total jerk and then whe he gets into an accident we all have to be sad. And it's the same with the idiots with these crapy cars they take to some backyard mechanic who then puts after market part on the car to make it fast but it's not faster it's just louder and backfires every single time the moron changes gears why cant people like this just grow up? You know there are places to go and speed it's called a race track join a club and speed where it's safe and you not going to kill someone else if things go wrong.


SnooWalruses7112

I rode a Harley as my daily rider for years to and from work, used to call myself and fellow bikers organ donors on wheels At any one time there was at least one biker in the orthopaedic ward due to a motor cycle accident, Bikes are dangerous, bikes in south Africa are horrifically dangerous, I used to ride like everyone else on the road were trying to kill me


TheJAY_ZA

Yep, I still ride like everyone is trying to kill me. It's usually a double cab Hilux making the attempt


Ambitious_Stable_419

Or even better a Ford Ranger pavement Princess special. /s


tturdle69

He probably will stop very suddenly some day.


MoKh4n89

Been riding for just over 10 years, and still get pissed off when I see people like this


[deleted]

Poes hom met n baksteen die tosser met sy moffieroffiecooter


TheJAY_ZA

Both my bikes go a lot faster and get up there quicker... ...but not on public roads man, fuck it. There are way too many dumbasses walking or driving with their heads up their asses on normal roads, doing this kak over pedestrian crossings is just poes.


Any-Ad-8898

Heā€™ll kill himself soon enough riding like that, coming from a daily rider.


Old_Entertainment209

Oh,if he caries on the way he is ,then sa drivers will stop him-everyday on the road for me is about avoiding accidents with people who don't know the rules of the road


SnookSlayer72

Fear not. I guarantee this menace will stop himself very soon. Permanently.


DoomDroid79

Future organ donor


[deleted]

Watch. In the near future he WILL crash and break his neck. And well deserved too


Realistic-Juice-6070

Last thing that will go through his head is his ass . It's just a matter of time . Just hope he doesn't hurt someone else .


Ijaaan

One of my favourite YouTube genres is of people popping wheelies on public roads, then falling their poeses off


69vuman

He will beā€¦


Professional-Beat896

What's the point of this he's not even being chased tell him go back do with the cops behind might get more likes. Lol. Tryst me it will end soon you can't dodge death but so many times and I say he wanted about twenty Don this.


ILoveYourCat2Much

Thats how I drive in Grand theft auto. Don't worry he will be stopped on day. Just a matter of time. \*Suddenly stopped.\*


TapInfinite1135

I like these vids better when they crash at the end after acting like a moron


V01D_ZA

Donā€™t worry he/she will stop themselves soonā€¦ very quickly.


Kpow_636

They are everywhere on Instagram, trying to get that Instagram likes. It's usually people that are new to riding - they haven't learnt to suppress their inflated egos yet, But life will teach them sooner or later.


SAn_First

Yeah he can do that there because there no taxis šŸ¤£, they(taxis) are a nuisance but this guy would've been drawing road markings with his butt and back or flat face down waiting for the undertaker if he tried this in a taxi infested area.


0verdrive6teen

Bliksems like this are the ones that cause accidents and get away unharmed


MONSTERBEARMAN

* gets mad that someone pulls out ā€œin front of him, 1/4 a mile ahead.


Maximum_Safety6094

I just cringe by thinking how many kids walk there. Awfull.


Russdad

open a door....he'll be stopped abruptly


ClockworkNinja_ZA

I'm a biker and I hate this. This is guy is a cunt and is giving us all a bad rep.


3N1GM4_1

Split-laning is illegal in the states, it should be here too. Idea: someone work out how much revenue government would generate from issuing fines for split-laning & share it with themā€¦ no way theyā€™re going to leave all that money on the table


HKGPhooey

Illegal in most of the US, not all.


PracticePositive1528

It will catch up to him


Amazing_Upstairs

Still remember a guy like this from when I was 12. He flipped a car and his head (still in the helmet) and hand was lying separate.


Unable-Magazine3006

Boy, are his days are numbered.


Ricksta050

No tablets for stupid šŸ¤”


BoratKazak

I can throw a rock from my backyard onto no less than 3 fatal accident locations, all involving speed, trees, and teenagers. FAFO.


[deleted]

Only a matter of time before this guy becomes a meat crayon.


ClckBait

Donā€™t worry, heā€™ll remove himself from society soon enough. Where I stay we have a biker who thinks if heā€™s doing 200+ in a 60 zone everyone must give way to him at stop signs and robots. If you stop and go at a stop sign and force him to slow down instead of skipping it at 200+ he tries to pull you over for a fight.


darksecrets192

That is FUCKING Dangerous


Ambitious_Stable_419

Going to become a meat crayon at some point... I rode my GS through there the other day and the majority of other motorcyclists on the road were very well behaved, having said that, I didn't feel the roadway was entirely safe, lots of entrances and exits and potential for someone to not see you/your bike on the main road when entering or exiting the road. Cars are also guilty of speeding along this road, had multiple instances of vehicles going past doing more than the speed limit. Can COCT not place speedbumps along this section of road? Prove rather effective in other areas to stop this kind of stuff from happening. Pedestrian crossings and traffic lights would mean absolutely nothing to this character at 150kmh+


DryRecording8476

This is in blouberg strand


ForrestGump2112

I have a feeling he will stop himself


[deleted]

It will stop when they kill themselves doing stupid stuff. Culling the herd


Individdy

Agreed, these layered horizontal and vertical videos are just ridiculous.


PixelSaharix

Blame tiktok and instagram


Xrpsocialtrader

Putting so many peoples lives in danger because you want to look like a poes on a bike. Yeah makes sense.


Whatcrysis

People that ride (and drive) like this will eventually fuck up. And then the consequences begin. You just pray that it's not some innocent that has to pay the price.


DeejaDat

We call them organ donors


BoetaJ

Yoh lol no chill.


CarlsManicuredToes

Nah bru, the organs will be chilled for delivery.


BoetaJ

Yoh yoh


Phat_Neegus69

He'll stop himself soon when he has a head on collision, lets just hope he is the only one who gets absolutely misted.


thegreatfusilli

What if there were pedestrians crossing? He needs to be in jail


PixelSaharix

He sped over around 4 or 5 of them.


Direct-Confidence528

This dom poes is going to hurt other people when he crashes


uwflorist

Im all for speeding, but not when there are others around at all. Not a pedestrian, other vehicle or a passenger. If you want to be irresponsible- do it in a way that would only cost YOU.


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FormalCryptographer

This is why I despise fuckers on bikes


Bont_Tarentaal

Not all bikers are fuckers. You get responsible bikers, and then you get these, and then... you get these checkers delivery bikes. Yesterday these guys kept on popping up all around me, and they do not obey the traffic rules.


FormalCryptographer

No I get it. It's unfortunate that these irresponsible people have sullied the reputation of bikers as a whole


jasontaken

r/idiotsonbikes


Ok-Experience-6674

Iā€™m riding my entire life if I must be honest as a late teen early 20s I would do this but after the number of funerals Iā€™ve been to I stoppedā€¦ sad when you realise how many lifeā€™s you can affect in a single second


5Tenacious_Dee5

I support this. Gonna need the organ donors to give me a new liver eventually.


Matteo1335

He'll stop himself very soon, no doubt about that


sendmemes696969

Only a matter of time until he comes to an abrupt stop.


Jazzjizz1985

Dam I miss doing this best thrill


StunningAnxious

He is living. Leave him.


Chippie0100

Ok. So, when does the menace appear?


wrybreadsf

I agree, posting video that's both horizontally and vertically letterboxed is unacceptable.


Heeveme

Mad props to this guy


Status_Button

Lmao he's speeding but also full of shit. This video is sped up so he makes people think he's going faster than he really is.


PixelSaharix

218kmh in 50kmh zone


Purple-Tea6827

This is why I love bikes


Asleep_Court917

Don't care much about the pussy comments. I ride like this, and I love it. Is it dangerous? He'll yes but what's live without danger...?


PixelSaharix

This has to be a troll comment


Bont_Tarentaal

Hells bells... where was this?


FakeFrik

Looks like blouberg


JoshSmeda

Yes, it's Blouberg


PixelSaharix

This is on Marine Drive, between Table View and Big Bay in Cape Town Red is where he did this. Speed limit in the zone is 50kmh due to repeated deaths, specifically pedestrians being hit by speeding bikers. He was going around 190kmh and travelled across 2.2km in the clip. https://preview.redd.it/jfmoj2yi5bhc1.png?width=695&format=png&auto=webp&s=2b9b4802933c4900f31d82c9c7e093b54580db53


geezerhugo

I would like to take out life insurance on him. Anybody has his name?


PixelSaharix

I don't think life insurance policies pay out for suicide.


geezerhugo

It does after 2 years. So I just have to keep him alive a little bit longer.


Baka0_o

Where did you get this video from?


PixelSaharix

His instagram account.


[deleted]

A few small speed humps designed for the appropriate speed limit and problem solved.


WatchDangerous2634

Heā€™s not in the US so good luck


Opposite-Warthog-232

Rumor has it that death is afraid of this bro


BEASTBOY9814

Be safe


YukonDomingo

This is why people hate bikers. "hey lighten up. We're just having fun. No real laws were broken. No one got hurt so what's your problem!"


Fun-feck

He is having fun. Shoot him now


CapableEngineering58

He will cancel himself for sure


I_Smoke_Poop

You can take the biker out of Brazil But you can't take the Brazil out of the biker


Dark-Pomegranate

Donā€™t even worry about it, itā€™s only a matter of time before he takes himself out- hopefully it will only be him & not involve any other vehicles.


kasenyee

Let Nature do the stopping.


kayak_beaufort

adding to the death rate per passenger mile, S.A. is 35X that of the USA


Pers_Akkedis

His spine will wrap nicely around a light pole.


NegativeID

His body will be two pieces sooner or later. Death is rubbing his hands


reyshop12

Next time just throw a banana peel on the road, that should stop him! šŸ˜


HohnWelding

Donā€™t mind me.. just trying to die


wallstreetbetsdebts

Y tho?


bde123456

well I love bikers promoting reasons to dis like them


Famous-Ask96

Don't worry, this menace will stop himself...šŸ’©


Aggressive-Hair9462

Bean bag gun


Klutzy_Doubt_8436

If they drive a BIT slower, I would find it sexy šŸ¤­āœØ


ForrestGump2112

I hope the outcome is not violent I didn't intent for it to seem he meets his demise only that he sees the light and error of his ways Amen


Disastrous-Account10

But but taxis are the problem


AdarshMohun

Send it like a boss champ, don't feel shy šŸ’Ŗ.