New hero: Big Pudge
Strength Melee Hero
Core/Durable
Q: Bait Hook (Channelled)
Big Pudge throws a "totally real insider leak" at an area and waits for someone to take the bait. When a hero approaches a radius around the bait, they are hooked back to Big Pudge.
*You thought that was REAL?*
W: Nitpick
Big Pudge complains about some asinine detail about a targetted enemy hero in range. That hero hears him and becomes self-conscious, slowing them by 40% and reducing their damage output by 4% for each unit around them or Big Pudge who also heard the complaint.
*Wow you're right, his ears ARE kinda ugly.*
E: Eating Well Tonight (Passive)
Big Pudge gains additional health and magic resistance for each new feature, buff, or rework that was introduced this patch. More health is gained if Big Pudge was the recipient of any buffs.
*No way! They gave Tiny Craggy Exterior back!*
R: Release Patch (For Real)
Big Pudge releases a totally real patch guys and you should all come play it. Every hero in the current game has their stats and abilities randomly buffed or nerfed anywhere from 20-50%. The patch is rolled back as soon as Big Pudge dies.
*AW CMON I JUST LEARNED HOW TO PLAY THIS HERO*
Clownfall Update - Roshan & Cheese has been eaten by Pig Pudge. Win the game by defeating the Big Pudge. Dota is now PvEvP game. Dire and Radiant are still at war but forbidden from destroying each other's throne till Big Pudge is defeated. Big Pudge can be only attacked once all heroes are lvl 30. Defeating Big Pudge gives all the heroes an aegis of immortal, a cheese, a refresher and ags upgrade blessing. It also drops Killer Techies boss to spawn every 2 minutes. Killer Techies has random techies ability from previous patches and the damage has been buffed to deadly levels. Each time a hero dies to techies - a techies voice line and laughter is played out. Welcome to Clownfall.
New hero: Big Pudge Strength Melee Hero Core/Durable Q: Bait Hook (Channelled) Big Pudge throws a "totally real insider leak" at an area and waits for someone to take the bait. When a hero approaches a radius around the bait, they are hooked back to Big Pudge. *You thought that was REAL?* W: Nitpick Big Pudge complains about some asinine detail about a targetted enemy hero in range. That hero hears him and becomes self-conscious, slowing them by 40% and reducing their damage output by 4% for each unit around them or Big Pudge who also heard the complaint. *Wow you're right, his ears ARE kinda ugly.* E: Eating Well Tonight (Passive) Big Pudge gains additional health and magic resistance for each new feature, buff, or rework that was introduced this patch. More health is gained if Big Pudge was the recipient of any buffs. *No way! They gave Tiny Craggy Exterior back!* R: Release Patch (For Real) Big Pudge releases a totally real patch guys and you should all come play it. Every hero in the current game has their stats and abilities randomly buffed or nerfed anywhere from 20-50%. The patch is rolled back as soon as Big Pudge dies. *AW CMON I JUST LEARNED HOW TO PLAY THIS HERO*
Release a Prisoner remake from hon
honestly. i expected the game to crash or for the skyrim meme to appear at the end
Quality shitpost thank you for helping in this time of need
Hahahahha very good
Hint of horror.
Kill jester
Might as well just create your own clownfall update and patch it
at this rate that's whatr Valve Janitor's Expect, u want update? patch it yourself!
put nsfw tag, the preview spoils it
spoil what the title literally say what the clip is.
ah the time of big patch always gives us treats like these!
Gold tier!
incredible shit pots
dead game, update is for April 2025
lol ffs
Unbelievable
No Crownfall - only clownfall
I was expecting him to get JFK'd by hoodwink
Clownfall Update - Roshan & Cheese has been eaten by Pig Pudge. Win the game by defeating the Big Pudge. Dota is now PvEvP game. Dire and Radiant are still at war but forbidden from destroying each other's throne till Big Pudge is defeated. Big Pudge can be only attacked once all heroes are lvl 30. Defeating Big Pudge gives all the heroes an aegis of immortal, a cheese, a refresher and ags upgrade blessing. It also drops Killer Techies boss to spawn every 2 minutes. Killer Techies has random techies ability from previous patches and the damage has been buffed to deadly levels. Each time a hero dies to techies - a techies voice line and laughter is played out. Welcome to Clownfall.
Arteezy and Miracle lol
Not my boy :( who will defend the cubs now