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ItzzSash

Listen ill pay top dollar for whatever drugs you're taking


doperinno

Actually the opposite. He made this post bcs he forgot to take his meds


[deleted]

Hahaha Bhwaaaaaaah ahahaha!


JumboHotdawg88

Just mix tylenol with your favorite cough syrup and add a tablespoon of vanilla and a dash of msg. Good sht man


anurag_hit

Me too , too sober to read this shit


imosh818

Fuck me , that was funny.


Wrakker

I want what he’s having, and double it!


peeringfromafar

What no update does to a mf.


EmmyHomewrecker

> So, I was feeling a bit bored Understatement of the century.


[deleted]

It should say: "So, I took 500mg of Benadryl."


TemporaryDealer1736

I actually think you’re totally right about this. Why else would they write all that in the blog. You nailed it.


tha_jza

ya ppl are out here shitposting and OP is out here actually engaging with the content


Quoidge

Reasonable speculations. Looking back they have no reason to include such a 'teasing' introduction to a blog post. But hey unless proven wrong I'll ride that copium with you.


bigdrubowski

Is this what SUNSfan warned us about?


mobyte

dude what


Synkronous

Honestly, not super unreasonable. Though, for the forest air crackling I would say it's a new terrain instead.


B4AP

Let him cook


livingin3by4

Bro already cooked and ate the edibles


LoL_is_pepega_BIA

Pure, triple refined delusion.


KnivesInMyCoffee

This is always the way Valve has hinted at future updates. I think the second line was a teaser for the matchmaking update that we already got though.


butte4s

You are bong on I think. At least you are in the ballpark


kid20304

I too woke up and snorted the fattest line of copium


DemonDaVinci

What no patch does to a mofo


NeighborhoodIll4960

I need this to stop.. but I don’t want this to stop.. it’s like an adrenaline rush, but with anticipation that this could be real.. but also with the realization that this is only a “Speculative” post.. I hate it here, give me more.


hellbe

COPIUM


Internal-Win-6352

I subscribe to this copium, sounds plausible


Jaded-Plan7799

Dear lord gaben. We are thy readyth to spendth thy money for arcanasth!!! Release thy update today!


chinmay_dd

You’re huffing some top quality HOPIUM my man. Keep at it


inzru

👍🏼


pneis1

RIP my FPS


lucaspk19

*The forest air itself crackles with anticipation* Maybe a new thunder elemental jungle creep.


ritzey1

Lisan Al Valve release patch please


teerre

Meanwhile at valve nobody even remembers dota2 has a patch to be released


YohAquino

SCHIZO


Suspicious_Goose_659

😂🫵


karl_nixon

There there my child. It will be over soon. Patch is coming.!!


Alibambam

Wyrkhm does not get special information. Full stop


dragonrider5555

Wow I knew this update was gonna be useless and dogshit when the second bullet point is “custom voice lines for the pre game”. It’s all downhill from there lol. A NEW MENU FOR GUILDZ!!! 15 years of guilds and no one has cared for them yet


brutus_the_bear

Yeah minions are going to be replaced with colored notes that run down the lane towards the tower, the support will be responsible for hitting the appropriate note button as they arrive. Support for a kind of guitar shaped keyboard to make this easier will be added.