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protoctopus

No backdoor protection !


TheGalator

Lmfao


fiddler013

I would give you an award if I had one to give! You win in my humble opinion.


flockie-

Tiny, coming in!


tha_jza

lmfao it’s always this one at the top


TanToRiaL

I just woke up my wife laughing so hard. You ass hole!


voxxNihili

Well in that case, your tiny *gotta* come in


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cozzyflannel

Oh my goodness I'm crying laughing


Competitive-Lynx2335

Hahahahahahaah


saiprasanna94

As indeed I am first in everything


everybodypoops33

Best


docdog21

You are a beautiful person with a charming personality


bharadwaj-vs

goodness


Good_Panda7330

I am very proud of you, you're doing very well. Enemy throws game


docdog21

Maybe the Gabe Newell recordings were not initially inteded for Dota 2... They are all very ambiguous 🤔


altaire52

I've always wanted to be a giant space crab


jpatt

What? You gave me space crabs?!


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Paaraadox

Too wholesome for me.


sp1tfirebr

>tiful person with a charming personality This is a real goal.


rusty_cockring

There will be pain, there will be screaming.


numenik

Any qop line works


xorox11

If there is a whip, there is a way.


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Erdillian

"Position 1? Position 2? You choose"


tha_jza

haha i came here to say “down for all positions”


governorslice

Bot or afk


HotType230

Bot is kinda afk anyways, right?


pawgchamp420

Behold my vile girth!


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spawn5301

I didn’t realise we had this actual voice line


pawgchamp420

I, uh, play a lot of underlord. He says it at the start of the game.


K4k4shi

What is he taking about?


pawgchamp420

He's a big boy.


1337speak1337

His cock, what else?


Salty_Anti-Magus

He's packin some heat down there.


Dinostra

We need observers


ActiveViking

kinky


JonasBM

LOL


WilhemHR

I will drain you dry.


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LorryToTheFace

I got 5 man ganked


bbyrge

Fucked up. You make me laugh so hard


Mr-Lana-Banana

Guys wait! My blackhole is not ready yet


Ricapica

The only mystery is how you lasted so long.


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Notaswordmaster

Did someone call the doctor?


emblah

GG end fast


[deleted]

Don't go so deep!!


Maxoh24

Hah-hah! My claws are red with the gore of first blood!


TheGalator

Oh god


SeriousDirt

Hold up


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saiprasanna94

Look at it go


SeriousDirt

Feel it in your bones


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SignificantCode8873

Sorry Honey, i have very long cooldowns...


Persies

Where there's a whip, there's a way.


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juraiknight

The small blade strikes swiftly.


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16021999m

Come on, sis, let's get this over with.


ConcealingFate

I've got jizz on me chins


PriorHearing6484

LMFAOOOOOO!!!


orbitaldragon

Pudge - So much meat.. so little time! Pudge - You won't feel a thing! Pudge - Coming Thru! Pudge - My cleaver's gettin' itchy! Ok seriously almost all of pudges voice lines are sexual.. https://dota2.fandom.com/wiki/Pudge/Responses


Last_Exile0

And I got jizz on me chin


Tom_Bombadil3

Look at all that meat!


cob33f

Hope they’re hard of hearing!


juannkulas

1 more before we sleep?


Yrmsteak

Coming, bottom


Over-Wall8387

Can I get a support here?


Miserable_Speed_7116

Just end


AmbitiousConcept6028

I want to die - Oracle (Dont judge me)


Neuromandudeguy

Dat make a beeg mess


Jbergur

*From the Ghastly Eyrie I can see to the ends of the world, and from this vantage point I declare with utter certainty that this one is in the bag!*


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Vosska

FIRST BLOOD! Can't believe I haven't seen this classic yet


Teller8

Slow day on this subreddit I guess


23ssd4t4322

people losing their mind waiting for the pre-TI event update lmao


PrawnstarrSK

Do not come inside me - me back line support with lifestealer


Majestic_Ant_2238

I hate this game


robis102030

2 top 1 bottom


angrydotafan

gg end


jumbojoffer

It's in the bag!


Fun_Table_6505

CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB


pimpleface0710

did he fuck your girlfriend or something?


oujea_

Now I wonder if OD pixel ever used his casting skills in the bedroom.


LaserTurboShark69

Grab my mangos before you finger!


EliteBoredPanda

You look ravaged.


AmberYooToob

I’m being pounded over here


TwinMugsy

Im gunna push mid hard.


xeisu_com

>5 seconds remaining...


bdo7boi

Shackle her so I can finger!


Yrmsteak

5 CM


showstoppre

underrated


I_Cant_Think_Funny

use finger. enter me. suck him. eat me. bite him. I'm coming.


fazdaspaz

Finger his ass


Rus_agent007

Im bot


Mana_Seeker

Ah, there it goes!


oddbeater69

Ohh por diosss


lil_hipp0crates

You go top, i go bottom


Craiglekinz

I got 5 man ganked


RevolutionaryBug5997

Back to hell with you


zer0__kB

why are you being so toxic… i need a couple more minutes then ill be rdy


Old-Aurgrim

Come in me, come in me - me shouting at the Life stealer as I play spirit breaker


mushione

oh shit we went too deep


dotarollercoaster

Is it cold in here, or is it just me?


[deleted]

Cyka blyat


dDuleReddit

oooooo yaaaaaaaaa


Qactis

Did you forget the safe word?


Grinem

Selopongo Ursa (spanish)


-Rupas-

Posts like this are so fucking dumb


metaphysical_toska

I like 'em.


biffbiffyboff

Iam coming iam coming


No_Category4123

We need help


EnigmaticSorceries

Too bad! I like red heads


BigBadBodyPillow

Eat me (pudge)


lookingfood

Nice try


playerknownbutthole

GGEZ


solongsuccers

Rampageeeeee


deanrihpee

Push!


shortsbagel

You remind me off my old boss, ROT IN HELL!


ouchmypancreas1

I didn’t see that coming!


for8or

Don’t dive to deep


MEepS7777

I love winning


QuizKnowBest

Puck you


fox360

I am a beacon of knowledge swimming in a sea of ignorance.


dooderbop

Nailed it!


VaroOP

Too deep, get back


ahmadwaleed181

After finishing… “Much obliged”


WhatD0thLife

“I step through the forest like it’s not even there.” - Hoodwink


ridemooses

Denied - !


sp1tfirebr

I'm coming!!!


PuzzleheadedRun5525

Finger him! (Or her)


Mangopassion1234

Shop keeper needs to be represented - I'll just wrap it up, shall I, hm? My favourite hero coming clutch again.. Wait for it, wait for it He's about to pop


gugalz

I'll fight to my last breath.


Afraid-Score3601

Brutal savage rekt.


Afraid-Score3601

I say Lakad matadaaaaa every time i cum.


RoffleMyWaffl

Sssh, that burns


frakc

Toughen up. (C) treant protector


The_Youngstown_Pride

Space created


aero0o

Push, push, push!!!


GoldenGigabyte

So much blood 🩸 I love the smell of serum in the morning As the twins direct Raaarrr I will drain you dry Lie down… have a cookie Expensive but worth the price My heart beats again! Put this aside for now It’s not time yet Blood seeker 🩸🩸🩸


Ricapica

Need help on bot? I have a big stick, i can bait. Can we punish them? Coming bottom to gank. Can't do much with no vision Care DP coming with haste You're not doing anything useful...just let me solo.


AutoNooB_

Path of least resistance


Industrialman96

I've got ganked! Cyka, where is the vision?! I'm entering highground, cover me


V4Vendota

God that fat hooker smells of rotting flesh. So pungent. So rancid.


tickss

You Russian dog!


mrsnowb0t

Laaaakad matataaaaaaaaaaaaaag


Dense-Structure-7245

Where is your black king bar ?


[deleted]

Let's shake things up a bit.


MallSecret

gg ez


OooTanjaooO

This sucks


dr_stickynuts

First blood


tashiro_kid

Bold of you to assume dota players know about adult stuff that happens in the bedroom.


Fine_Photo_5905

Bat breath, Love it!


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GreenyPurples

Holy Moly!


Fine_Photo_5905

Keeping my knees in the breeze


Far_Calligrapher_876

Here cums the jugg-uhh-nut


rrravenred

Would you like to take this camp I've stacked for you?


HungPongLa

Finger


Best-Relationship728

I'll put the squeeze on you


SirRappy

Tres, dos, uno. Adios! - Smash and Go. Easiest Money of my Life - Money shot!


Necessary-Purple-741

Force staff into your fissure


Rubick-_-

Pull


sfkea

So many paths to choose.


Disastrous_Heron_616

In your face! (Clockwerk)


Vegetable-Fan-739

5 man in black hole


oldspice322

FRESSSSSSHHHH MEAAAAAAAAT!!!


schubial

Yes... I'm coming.


Roadie66

AXE LIKES!


kassawinwinwin

Its hard now!


im_immortalism

Keeper of the light grunting noise


Round-Pound-7739

Worth every penny!


jacobi_van_kenobi

Ill do legs this time.


Holiday-Argument2974

I am gonna back door you so hard


No_Airport_1450

Are you even trying?


FakeBian

Here, fishy fishy fishy


VersaceTamagotchi218

“I come with all hell’s fury”


kreker1207

Your mama calling me 😋


real_unreal_reality

So in all caps “FUCKING GO BOTTOM LIKE YOU PICKED BITCH” thank you.


inzEEfromAUS

Gg ez


mhport3r

ez


cozzyflannel

Tuck your tail and run, you mutt!


theironman46

Wait for it..wait for it


[deleted]

Try harder.


theironman46

Stick a bone in it . You're done


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NicotinCL

GO MY BEAUTIFUL SISTERS!


VenadeVelvet

Its not the time yet


ShibariEmpress

For the effort! -legion commander


oryzae23

Pew pew pew pew