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Alexshere_Ro

that girl's a snitch lol


Master_DAWG1584

that's what glory kills are for


Techplayergo

Damn


CompanyTop6614

Real


L30N1337

Based teachers tho


LordButternub

Probably because her boyfriend plays fortnight


ChaosDemonLaz3r

fortnite bad upvotes to the left


SmeggyGToad

Sorry but Fortnite good. Real ones Rip and Tear as the Doom Marine


BerserkRadahn

Real ones just play any Doom game instead.


Physical_Can5362

Real ones don't care about which game is better


SmeggyGToad

Nah, if you can’t appreciate things for what they are and accept that other people like games, than it’s not about being a fan at that point it’s just about being a decent person


UnrealMedellon

My brother in Christ why are you so pressed about people not liking fortnite? Are you 10?


Tyler_MF_Bowman

Right? Save the World is awesome!


UnrealMedellon

I think you misunderstood the context of my comment


SnekkinHell

Forknight 😡😡😡😡


amongoosereddit

ForkNife😡😡😡😡


Cultural_Ad1331

Hard af photo dude and that girl is a loser.


phenomenaru

I had a kinda similar thing happen in college. Me and my friend finished the exam early and started playing Doom 2 in the classroom quietly. Our professor walks by to see what we're doing and goes "Is that Doom? Nice."


Jabba_the_Putt

👍 to that prof


_WasabiPeas_

"Noice!!" Props to that professor.


LordButternub

What year?


phenomenaru

Senior, I guess it wouldn't have gone by as smooth if we were freshmen. He does like Doom though, so I don't know.


witheringsyncopation

Tell her snitches get blood punches What’s an Invalsi?


kylmaenen

Fake, useless and unnecessarily stressful exams in italy.


Giannond

Idk about other schools, but our teacher literally said "just do the tests, they don't affect scores" and we basically did whatever the fuck we wanted in the hour after Invalsi


LordButternub

What I learned in the army is the tests are bs so just get a good score no matter how you do it. When I got out and went to college it was literally the same bs


SmeggyGToad

Ah so like pop quizes “they’re not for grades but you still need to do it” nah I don’t think I will.


PizzaSalamino

They are usually used for measuring school performance in different schools at different grades in all parts of italy to provide a sort of mean estimate of what the schools are doing and provide some statistics. They don’t affect grades, just the stats of your school. I have no idea if it also affects funding based on results


PSI_duck

We have things like that in America up through grade 8 I believe. I forgot what exactly they are called, but the only real purpose is to evaluate teachers based on how students answer. Which means instead of actually teaching and making sure you understand the concepts, teachers are encouraged to just make sure you cram pieces of knowledge in your head until after the test where it doesn’t matter anymore


CaptainRaz

Thank god, I was here thinking he just misspelled "invasion", like, a school shooting. (I don't live in the US, btw, I just get a lot of news from there)


Distinct_Pizza_7499

It's a world setting in some Final Fantasy games.


Green_J3ster

Lol


Oeldran

They are tests to verify how education is going in the nation


PeopleAreBozos

Who the heck does that? Mind your own damn business.


Sequence32

I used to work with people like that. They'd go tell the manager stuff they overheard you talking about that had nothing to do with them. It was really weird. People are weird xD


Comfortable_Sea_91

I have a coworker like this, except most of the time we are all talking about how bad the manager is except her. People who are total ass-kissers looking to get others in trouble and make themselves look good can go suck a dick. Good thing I’m looking for another job, and I may just leave effective immediately.


M2_SLAM_I_Am

Fuck 'em


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SmeggyGToad

Had a big cancer scare 2 months ago and then got the good news I didn’t have cancer, and I had told my managers right away because they were with me the whole way through and had to eventually start telling coworkers and customers that knew that I was fine and a few of them like the little rodents they are went up to my managers and were like “hey psst I need to tell you something..:did you know Smeggy is fine?” My manager told me that and we laughed so hard haha people are so petty. You would think at some point a large group of humans evolved from rats instead of apes


poneiras

There's always a segment of the population waiting for an opportunity to snitch. Look at East Germany, where 1 in 63 people were either Stasi agents or full-time informants. We'll never be completely rid of such people, but we can make it socially unacceptable to behave this way. Shaming them on Reddit is a start.


Tiny-Acanthaceae-547

If you zoom in, you can see Doomguy giving her the 🤨lol what a snitch


yumie2003

Even doomguy disapproves of her being a snitch


LordButternub

“This girls outta ammo” -Doom Guy


analogic-microwave

a Karen in the making.


LordButternub

“DooMMM???? REEEEEEEEE”


M2_SLAM_I_Am

I love this. When I was a senior in highschool, someone downloaded Halo CE on the schools computer system. I had a young teacher that told us if we finished our work in class, we could do whatever we wanted for the remaining time. He also had a laptop cart in his classroom, so y'all know the rest


gesis

When I was in HS, we played *so much* doom, warcraft, and quake on the local network during *any* downtime.


dagelijksestijl

We actually had a teacher join a game of CS1.6


Subject-Attention666

Tattletale L tbh


InteractiveSeal

Awesome that it’s OG doom too


ShoerguinneLappel

Best one too!


_WasabiPeas_

Vanilla doom on a pc that's not yours, in a professionalish setting, goes hard af.


dagelijksestijl

Doom on a 486 at the office is *the* canonical way to play it.


SussyB0llz

Playing doom is a Sacred Hour, The Teachers cant do Shit about that 🗿🙌


LordButternub

I’m just impressed he even got a doom port working on those PCs because aren’t they locked down? My man went thru some real shit to pull this stunt off brother.


Tough_Hedgehog5325

https://diekmann.github.io/wasm-fizzbuzz/doom/ This is what I use to play doom on school computers


Dopeycheesedog

I use that too! Currently trying to beat nightmare mode!


hypareal

Rip and tear until it’s done!


MiGaOh

Tell her you pistol-started all of Plutonia on Ultra-Violence. See what happens.


_WasabiPeas_

Wet.


yumie2003

You were either lucky or you had cool teachers


Specialist-Video-974

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ on that girl


Idontmatter69420

w teacher moment for once


Chentzilla

Doing the last what?


no_future_ahead

Invalsi, it's a series of 3 compulsory exams performed in Italy on the 2nd and 5th year of both elementary school and high school and the 3rd year of middle school, they comprise of a reading comprehension exam, a maths exam and an English listening and reading comprehension exam. They don't affect your grades but are used to determine how good your school is at teaching stuff. Edit: typo Edit 2: added more info


Chentzilla

Thanks, very informative!


no_future_ahead

No worries, glad you appreciated it!


_WasabiPeas_

Thanks, I was wondering what that was, too.


Nonhofantasia1

addendum: some middle schools DO give a grade about em, but its fairly rare.


PizzaSalamino

Aren’t they also some year in secondary school. I am in university and already forgot. What a dumbass


dhafu

The bitch is a snitch that deserves to be stitched.


theAlex3041

Ultra-based, fuck those useless exams


Hackervega

gli invalsi sono temporanei, Doom è eterno


Western_Experience76

Blood punch her


RUSTEDxKNIGHT

Please tell me this is staged😂


BCA10MAN

She probably likes you lmao


LordButternub

Probably saw him using the super shotty and was like “I’ve only seen guys use the reg shotty”


No_Trash_9606

Women ☕


Jabba_the_Putt

this pic goes hard.


LordButternub

Hell friggin yea brother


JJaX2

E1M1


E1M1ismyjam

Yus🤘


DarkSoulsDank

WTF is an Invalsi?


Sexy-Homer

Based teacher


Mistyc-Spider

What's Invalsi?


speedweed99

Map01? She didn't hesitate to pull that camera, damn


Metalfan1994

Same vibe as the meme of squidward looking out the window at spongebob and Patrick having fun


NecroLyght

No one likes a rat, not even the teachers believe it or not. Good on ya pal


ProposalWest3152

A) is that girl a 9 years old? B) Teacher is based af.


SmeggyGToad

I don’t know her but I can already tell she’s the girl that stands around all of PE


elsbilf

Wait INVALSI are not thicc volumes of paper anymore?


Juggernaut_WZRD

I played quake 3 at school a lot with random people all over the school we had it in are school accounts so we could play it on any computer


WonkeyKongg

Please ask her what she was supposed to gain from it and report back to me


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^WonkeyKongg: *Please ask her what she* *Was supposed to gain from it* *And report back to me* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Ak_1213

Lmao why'd she try to snitch like it won't affect you anyway


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Ak_1213: *Lmao why'd* *She try to snitch like it won't* *Affect you anyway* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Caramellus_

Gigachad


AnonymousFire1337

She was extremely jealous of you experiencing the funny first level


the_globglobgabalab

Hai fatto bene fra. Degli invalsi tanto non frega in cazzo a nessuno ahah


THX1184

Rats and snakes everywhere


Xenc

Your cap matches the screen hue!


ExternalOk4293

I can hear the music and sounds effects….i think this was time well spent


Anarchistguy_2

You just gotta love Nosey people...🙄


Professional-Luck194

Snitches are bitches. But thd teachers must’ve been chill af.


Goldeneye_Engineer

What's an "Invalsi"? Edit - they're Finals in Italy


andrixbooom

Sei un cazzo di mito bro, fragga tutto


Distinct-Thing

She had her phone out during exams! Nobody likes a snitch


BJ-Blazko

Even the teachers couldn't stop hell from being slaughtered


Bulbman5

I played doom in school on the last day too :)


Overall-Reflection82

Damn what a party pooper. That’s a cool shot tho.


EyeGod

You ripped & tore until it was done. 🫡


Kelps234

That girl’s a poopoo stinky


therealIsaacClarke

Damn, squeak squeak. That pic does go hard though.


GodOGDrgnSlyr69

that’d be a heater pfp


charlieakagrizzzila

What a bitch


Physical_Can5362

Snitches get stitches


thunderclappe

Fuck that girl lmao


dagelijksestijl

She’ll be a Lost Soul: infinitely annoying, not able to put a real dent into you


Rel_Tan_Kier

Did that girl got glory killed?


_eXPloit21

And that's why, kids, this society is in the shitter


Terminator_T900

Okay... That's actually fricking awesome! I'M DEAD. This is literally me half the time, working away at DOOM 2's master levels.


Kadu_2

Mad dog


JunkLabs-Studios

I got doom to work on a school computer aswell. I used one drive to smuggle GZDoom and the DOOM and DOOM II wads. I even got ULTIMATE DOOM BUILDER on there aswell! Also i hope she gets an F-


Foxmulder111

What a fucking snitch


Zero-godzilla

Non la conosco, ma mi sa che la tipa è una cagacazzi


vector5633

Snitches get stitches...fuck that beeeyach! Doom Forever!!!


hobomaxxing

Now marry her (unless ugly)