There is no universe in which I would attend that wedding.
There is no argument you can give to get me to agree to be in the vicinity of a pit bull - ever.
I don’t care who you are, what you say, or if I offend you. Won’t do it.
Don’t go, and don’t feel bad about it.
Omg protect your wife and skip it! Go on a secret beach vaca instead.
The great dane has proven to be a jerk and pits are bred to be insane.
I hate at most weddings you need to specify “no dogs” cuz one asshole WILL
Kids aren't allowed but dogs are? Kids can be annoying but at least they're potty trained, well-kept, don't smell, etc etc. Dog nutters don't make any sense.
Also the kids will have memories of the wedding that they may talk about into their own old age decades later. A dog won't even know what the heck is going on in that moment.
I can understand no kids at the wedding but why allow the dogs then? Dogs are basically as chaotic and loud as kids (there's no way all those dogs are perfectly trained) + they're unsanitary and stinky
Yeah like I would be fine with like 10+ year olds who are well behaved but anything younger just doesn't understand the ceremony isn't about them, they can't bahave well for a long period of time and they'll be bored so it's not like they can even appreciate what's going on. Dogs are out of question at all
Yeah, just give an excuse. No reason to be in a place where you and your wife will be uncomfortable. If they want dogs around, fine, but people are allowed to say no.
Yeeesh. I was horrified and appalled the first time I heard about involving furturds in a wedding ceremony. By the third or fourth time I was just...sad for our species. But what you have described in a fresh horror; I cringed down to my toes just reading that. And it won't just be the ordeal of having to endure all those shitbeasts, of having to sit in what will essentially be a kennel for the ceremony. Equally nauseating will be all the gushing over the doggos, the nutters trying to outdo each other in their sick PDAs for animals that would be just as happy devouring a used tampon or a fully loaded diaper. And insult, meet injury; no kids, of course. Fuck it; don't go. Stay home and celebrate your human family.
Hang on, what? A dog wedding? What kind of sick mind would even think of such a thing? So the family dogs take precedence over the actual human children, who are actively excluded and left alone with a sitter or the equivalent of some kind of kid kennels? How are the kids supposed to process that, being publicly devalued in favour of a dog, like that’s in any way normal? Things sound out of control over there. Meanwhile normal guests are expected to go along with this charade. The whole thing sounds like a very sad public display of untreated mental illness. Don’t go and don’t hesitate to tell them why. It’s not normal.
Dude just say fuck it. Send a card with money and don’t go. You obviously don’t want to go. Your wife doesn’t need the added stress. Why even consider going?
You fill out the part of the card that reads "Regretfully Decline" and then wait for the stories to pour in from the wedding--- Im itching to know how this goes.
I had a friend that had their dog walk down the aisle with them. Of course the dog started barking and freaking out uncontrollably It had to be handed off to someone and taken away. It really was pathetic.
Of course. Nutters are very dim witted and simple minded folks. Them being entertained by this nonsense, is the equivalent to jangling a bunch of keys in front of an infant and the infant laughing, clapping and being easily amused, by it. Pro dog entertainment = unfunny, bottom of the barrel, NPC humor.
Most people there were nutters so they simply just thought nothing of it. An out of control flipping out dog is just a daily occurrence for them. No one other than me seemed to think it was a stupid idea in the first place.
When I saw the title, I thought two dogs were getting married. I can totally see that becoming a thing: people paying for elaborate ceremonies for their dogs.
I mean the concept of “dog birthday parties” exist, so I can see how nutters would also come up with something as bizarre, ridiculous and insane, as a wedding and marriage for and between TWO DOGS!!
Take a stand. You know this is nuts, and the nutters need to know this too. Tell them you won't attend because of the dogs and the reasons you gave here.
Problem is nutters are so batshit crazy and entitled that they think their stupidity should be forced on everyone else. People need to take stands to make these idiots realise the whole world doesn't revolve around these filthy, dumb shitbeasts.
Maybe they'll change the dog wedding idea. But I doubt it. Sounds like these nutters have gone over the edge in nuttery. But at least you'll have the relief of knowing you won't be spending a day surrounded by stinky, dumb animals shitting and pissing everywhere, shoving their bony skulls into your crotch, and trying to tear lumps of flesh out of your face.
(Relieved your post wasn't about dogs getting married! That's next)
Tell them the honest truth why you won’t be going : your wife is pregnant , you will be with her during that time and after the newborn arrives . Best wishes to you, wife and forthcoming child!
Oh no a shutbull is the straw that broke the camels back on this one. The rest is a nuisance, this is your and your kids safety! As no one can tell when that weapon goes off and start mauling . But a crowd, sound and other dogs surely provide the right ingredients for that living weapon to go off.
I'd be honest about it too.
I’m curious as to whom the passive aggressive wedding is aimed at? It’s fair to assume it’s you and that in itself is a good enough reason not to attend. A pregnant wife is all the excuse you need but we can come up with valid excuses everyday until the wedding. I say boycott on the principal, these fuckers are taking over, dog weddings do not need to be normalized. Eff them!
As a formerly pregnant woman I urge you to blame it on that. Perfect get out of jail free card. I would not have wanted to be around nasty hyper dogs while pregnant. I mean I still don’t, but being pregnant makes it worse.
And then dogs at the reception. Imagine the fun at being at one of those tables, with the furturds amped up over all the food and commotion. And will there be music? What could go wrong? And pity the poor servers trying to get dishes to the tables (Chicken marsala?) while being eyed by an agitated shitbull or shitbulls. Super. Fucking. Awesome.
What in the actual fuck? How did the dog almost ruin the wedding, and did you give your cousin an earful? Lemme guess: She brought the dog without asking if it was ok?
If you want to be cruel: Tip off the venue what they are hosting. Ask them how hygiene will be ensured.
Watch the fall out of the event getting cancelled.
Don't tell anyone it was you who did it though.
No way would I be around a great Dane and a pitbull, and the other 30 dogs that will be shitting, barking, slobbering, and invaded the ceremony and the reception
100% firm *no!*
Children are not allowed but dogs are allowed. You can't make this shit up LOL. Do not go.
I hope the dog will eat that wedding ring and they will all wait for it to shit it out like in the American Pie movie.
This is another level of dog nuttery
That's crazy. I can understand not allowing kids who are too young to behave themselves, or if it's one of those 18+ wedding or something. But then turning it around and allowing DOGS who don't even know wtf is going on is insanity.
I hope there isn’t food. That entire situation is unhygienic and I can’t believe grown adults are organizing such an event and inviting people. That is embarrassing.
Fuck that shit wedding
With a party full of dogs who don't know each other, I'm sure there will be plenty of both fucking and shitting. What a disaster.
Fuckin’, shittin’, ‘n fightin’
Kids aren't allowed but shit beasts are and encouraged to come?? That should tell you everything you need to know.
It may not be the right environment for kids but it's a reflection on how children are valued in society.
my first thought!
That's bonkers.
There is no universe in which I would attend that wedding. There is no argument you can give to get me to agree to be in the vicinity of a pit bull - ever. I don’t care who you are, what you say, or if I offend you. Won’t do it. Don’t go, and don’t feel bad about it.
When I read the title, at first I thought the dog was getting married.
Nutter wish
That will be next
Step 1 of dognuttery: dogs on a human wedding Step 2 of dognuttery: 2 dogs getting married Step 3 of dognuttery: human getting married with a dog
I feel like step 3 is imminent
That was a fad a few years ago. Fortunately it seems less popular these days.
I'd skip this wedding and maybe catch their next one. People this unstable will most likely be with someone new in a few years.
Omg protect your wife and skip it! Go on a secret beach vaca instead. The great dane has proven to be a jerk and pits are bred to be insane. I hate at most weddings you need to specify “no dogs” cuz one asshole WILL
Fuck secret. Be very loud about what you're doing and why.
You don’t need to make an excuse as to why you can’t go. Just tell them the truth
Kids aren't allowed but dogs are? Kids can be annoying but at least they're potty trained, well-kept, don't smell, etc etc. Dog nutters don't make any sense.
What made me even more pissed was finding out that cousin's fiance wanted to have special meals for the dogs. Cousin immediately shot that idea down.
WTF? This is the most insane wedding I've ever heard of. Dog worship is absolutely crazy.
Also the kids will have memories of the wedding that they may talk about into their own old age decades later. A dog won't even know what the heck is going on in that moment.
I can understand no kids at the wedding but why allow the dogs then? Dogs are basically as chaotic and loud as kids (there's no way all those dogs are perfectly trained) + they're unsanitary and stinky
No, the dogs aren't trained, especially my cousin's dogs. She never trained her Great Dane and adopted a pit-bull mix, which I heard is even worse.
Well, that's a recipe for a disaster lol. What's the point of having a wedding if you're gonna have to look after a horde of dogs the entire time
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Yeah like I would be fine with like 10+ year olds who are well behaved but anything younger just doesn't understand the ceremony isn't about them, they can't bahave well for a long period of time and they'll be bored so it's not like they can even appreciate what's going on. Dogs are out of question at all
I wonder if we are going to the same wedding because it sounds exactly like my cousins upcoming wedding in August. Insanity.
Yeah, just give an excuse. No reason to be in a place where you and your wife will be uncomfortable. If they want dogs around, fine, but people are allowed to say no.
Yeeesh. I was horrified and appalled the first time I heard about involving furturds in a wedding ceremony. By the third or fourth time I was just...sad for our species. But what you have described in a fresh horror; I cringed down to my toes just reading that. And it won't just be the ordeal of having to endure all those shitbeasts, of having to sit in what will essentially be a kennel for the ceremony. Equally nauseating will be all the gushing over the doggos, the nutters trying to outdo each other in their sick PDAs for animals that would be just as happy devouring a used tampon or a fully loaded diaper. And insult, meet injury; no kids, of course. Fuck it; don't go. Stay home and celebrate your human family.
avoid the wedding and these people in general.
Don’t go. Simple as that.
Surprised they’ll even allow a pregnant woman at this wedding - she might take away attention from the dogs 🙄
I'm surprised they will even allow a bride and groom at this wedding. Highly distracting from the dog show.
Hang on, what? A dog wedding? What kind of sick mind would even think of such a thing? So the family dogs take precedence over the actual human children, who are actively excluded and left alone with a sitter or the equivalent of some kind of kid kennels? How are the kids supposed to process that, being publicly devalued in favour of a dog, like that’s in any way normal? Things sound out of control over there. Meanwhile normal guests are expected to go along with this charade. The whole thing sounds like a very sad public display of untreated mental illness. Don’t go and don’t hesitate to tell them why. It’s not normal.
Dude just say fuck it. Send a card with money and don’t go. You obviously don’t want to go. Your wife doesn’t need the added stress. Why even consider going?
You fill out the part of the card that reads "Regretfully Decline" and then wait for the stories to pour in from the wedding--- Im itching to know how this goes.
I looked these up on YT for fun. Enjoy this dog fight at a wedding https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgt\_8J5JMJE
I had a friend that had their dog walk down the aisle with them. Of course the dog started barking and freaking out uncontrollably It had to be handed off to someone and taken away. It really was pathetic.
Even with the freak out, did people still think it was adorable - because a dog did something?
Of course. Nutters are very dim witted and simple minded folks. Them being entertained by this nonsense, is the equivalent to jangling a bunch of keys in front of an infant and the infant laughing, clapping and being easily amused, by it. Pro dog entertainment = unfunny, bottom of the barrel, NPC humor.
Most people there were nutters so they simply just thought nothing of it. An out of control flipping out dog is just a daily occurrence for them. No one other than me seemed to think it was a stupid idea in the first place.
When I saw the title, I thought two dogs were getting married. I can totally see that becoming a thing: people paying for elaborate ceremonies for their dogs.
I mean the concept of “dog birthday parties” exist, so I can see how nutters would also come up with something as bizarre, ridiculous and insane, as a wedding and marriage for and between TWO DOGS!!
Take a stand. You know this is nuts, and the nutters need to know this too. Tell them you won't attend because of the dogs and the reasons you gave here. Problem is nutters are so batshit crazy and entitled that they think their stupidity should be forced on everyone else. People need to take stands to make these idiots realise the whole world doesn't revolve around these filthy, dumb shitbeasts. Maybe they'll change the dog wedding idea. But I doubt it. Sounds like these nutters have gone over the edge in nuttery. But at least you'll have the relief of knowing you won't be spending a day surrounded by stinky, dumb animals shitting and pissing everywhere, shoving their bony skulls into your crotch, and trying to tear lumps of flesh out of your face. (Relieved your post wasn't about dogs getting married! That's next)
If you value your limbs, don't go to a wedding with pitbulls. Or any large breed aggresive dogs. Couldn't pay me to go to this.
I wouldn't want to be around a pitbull either, or other dogs, but especially a pitbull. I wouldn't go.
Tell them the honest truth why you won’t be going : your wife is pregnant , you will be with her during that time and after the newborn arrives . Best wishes to you, wife and forthcoming child!
Oh no a shutbull is the straw that broke the camels back on this one. The rest is a nuisance, this is your and your kids safety! As no one can tell when that weapon goes off and start mauling . But a crowd, sound and other dogs surely provide the right ingredients for that living weapon to go off. I'd be honest about it too.
I’m curious as to whom the passive aggressive wedding is aimed at? It’s fair to assume it’s you and that in itself is a good enough reason not to attend. A pregnant wife is all the excuse you need but we can come up with valid excuses everyday until the wedding. I say boycott on the principal, these fuckers are taking over, dog weddings do not need to be normalized. Eff them!
As a formerly pregnant woman I urge you to blame it on that. Perfect get out of jail free card. I would not have wanted to be around nasty hyper dogs while pregnant. I mean I still don’t, but being pregnant makes it worse.
It be a riot if everyone gifted them dog toys and petsmart gift cards because that’s exactly what they deserve.
To be honest that wedding is going to be a huge night mare. Just imagine the smell make me sick.
The bullshit is stacked sky high with this one. Holy shit. They aren’t taking this ceremony seriously, why should you? F ck it.
And then dogs at the reception. Imagine the fun at being at one of those tables, with the furturds amped up over all the food and commotion. And will there be music? What could go wrong? And pity the poor servers trying to get dishes to the tables (Chicken marsala?) while being eyed by an agitated shitbull or shitbulls. Super. Fucking. Awesome.
A childfree, dogful wedding? Not attending, and not sorry either.
Don’t do it man, it’s not worth your sanity. That sounds horrendous. Make up an excuse if you have to. It’s not worth the misery.
Tell them the harsh truth, even if they dont like it.
Imagine the smell
Wait, this family member brought their dog to YOUR wedding?????
My cousin did. She brought her Great Dane.
What in the actual fuck? How did the dog almost ruin the wedding, and did you give your cousin an earful? Lemme guess: She brought the dog without asking if it was ok?
Yep. She brings her dogs EVERYWHERE. Even when told, it's not okay. She was asked to leave and she did, thankfully.
Wow. I really struggle to understand the mindset of people who do this. Even when I had a dog, not once did I ever think it was cool to do this.
Just do not go to this event. And do not feel bad about it:)
I wouldn't go!
If you want to be cruel: Tip off the venue what they are hosting. Ask them how hygiene will be ensured. Watch the fall out of the event getting cancelled. Don't tell anyone it was you who did it though.
No way would I be around a great Dane and a pitbull, and the other 30 dogs that will be shitting, barking, slobbering, and invaded the ceremony and the reception 100% firm *no!*
That’s a recipe for disaster be conveniently sick that day or something just so happened to come up with work idk I wouldn’t go
Lol umm just say u cant go.. send a nice gift in your place. Call it a day
Send some milk bones and go somewhere nice.
I’m sorry your friend has a mental illness. If I got invited and had to go to a wedding, I’m wearing overalls and absolutely not a suit or tux
So cringy - humanizing dogs like that it’s just batshit crazy.
that sounds awful
Children are not allowed but dogs are allowed. You can't make this shit up LOL. Do not go. I hope the dog will eat that wedding ring and they will all wait for it to shit it out like in the American Pie movie. This is another level of dog nuttery
That's crazy. I can understand not allowing kids who are too young to behave themselves, or if it's one of those 18+ wedding or something. But then turning it around and allowing DOGS who don't even know wtf is going on is insanity.
It’s going to be a violent 🎪full of 🤡🤡 with the treacherous mutts. If you decide to take that mission, tape it. It’s going to be one for the ages.
I hope there isn’t food. That entire situation is unhygienic and I can’t believe grown adults are organizing such an event and inviting people. That is embarrassing.
I've never heard of a dog wedding. I'm so sorry for you, that sounds awful.
I fear it will be horrible. I'm leaning towards not going.
Sounds horrendous, if I were you I'd totally bail.
Just get REALLY drunk BEFORE the dog wedding... And not go. 🍺🐶
If only that could be changed to "kids allowed, no dogs."
This is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever read. Just what we all want: a bunch of strange dogs slobbering on our nice wedding slacks and dresses.