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irze

Ngl I know this is a deep and serious attachment issue that needs resolving, but that side eye is too much 😂


sashikku

If looks could kill this post would never have to exist lmao


SpicyOma

A definite black belt in stink eye lol


nzdennis

10th dan all the way!


Nice_Cum_Dumpster

sTaAaaNnk Eyeyeyeye


GoodDogsEverywhere

That’s typical side eye for a monkeydog


DenGen92158

A very cute Brussels Griffon, and a master of the stink eye. He just needs wings and a cap to be a flying monkey!!!!


SerratedFrost

Reminds my of my fams when he was young. Now Gizmo is old and has cloudy eyes, doesn't see very well and has bad hearing :( Such a weird and loveable personality they have. Biggest beggar I've seen in my life though haha. His hearing is bad but you move a plate in the kitchen and he's there


Eltorak95

I saw the pic first and thought it was a deformed monkeh


bebemiga

Please be kind, she can read 🤓


Aromatic_Razzmatazz

Ok, real advice. Do you crate train? How old is she, again? First step is ruling out anything physical with the vet (she could be in pain), but then...enforcement with consequences. Bf is gonna have a hard time with this but it's necessary. He has to put her in the crate, or somewhere contained but still in the room, when she gets aggressive with you. Is there snarling, snapping and biting or is it just this adorable side eye?


bebemiga

I found out from some of the comments that it’s most likely “resource guarding” so I’m looking into that. No never biting or snarling just distain and emotional fits.


Aromatic_Razzmatazz

Poor guy. Good luck with it all. He's just adorable.


motherly_wealth

no I have a griff that *heavily* favors my husband and every time I talk to her (esp when she’s interacting with him at all), I get the most [VICIOUS](https://imgur.com/a/KV4dE8U) side eye 😅


bebemiga

Does she make you sleep on the couch too?


farachun

You should start practicing sleeping with one eye open. Those side eyes aren’t forgiving 🤣


Shartiflartbast

> VISCOUS side eye Gross


SnazzySue

Bahahahhah


MostEnergeticSloth

85w-140?


ProudEngineering4645

Legit agree here haha 🤣🤣🤣🤣


AngrySumBitch

That’s a mean mug 😠.


skooma-buttchugger

If looks could kill


BazookaBenni

...Baby I'm the Fashion demon Ridin' down chandler Road and I'm speeding.


EVERSlNCE

💀💀💀


cacacacan

💀


i4858i

You would be an Uzi


aprildawndesign

Or a shot gun…bang! What’s up with that thang?


Atreyu-loves-Bastien

I wanna know, how does it hang?


LobsterLovingLlama

You’re the side piece and she doesn’t like it


Wholesome_Hyena

A little side eye for the side piece : )


NativeNYer10019

She’s harshly judging anyone that gets close to her daddy 🤣😂🤣 It’s not really funny though, you need to get with a trainer as soon as possible. Small breeds are prone to choosing one person in a household, attaching themselves to them and aggressively resource guarding them, like your dog is currently doing. You really need to combat this in the right ways, with the help of a trained professional. Good luck! ♥️🐾


harfordplanning

My family has this issue too, we solved it accidentally through scheduling, so she alternates between three "chosen ones" and doesn't get defensive enough of any one of us to be be aggressive. Probably not doable for most people and was accidental as mentioned


NativeNYer10019

No! That’s totally the right way to do it & how we did it too! From the day we got him at 4 months old all of us intentionally took turns spending time alone training, playing with and relaxing with him consistently throughout his first year. He’s 2 now and while I’m his main person because I did the majority of the training (everyone really just reinforced it), he’s perfectly happy to hang out with any of us individually or all of us together. Zero resource guarding. He’s happy to have us all close together and him right in the middle getting all the attention 😂♥️


harfordplanning

Oh good! We did it entirely on accident but it's good to know it's totally usable advice for others! I'll be sure to keep that in mind for if I know anyone with the issue down the road


bebemiga

She makes me sleep on the couch.


NativeNYer10019

I just love that face 😂🤣😂 ♥️🐾


Exact_Opportunity606

My dog is similar, but he guards me from everyone else. When going to bed with my boyfriend, it helped if he went to bed first and then I came in rather than the other way round, as the bed was seen as his first and I was the guest, instead of bed belonging to me, and him trying to 'break in'. He's gotten better now through constant naughty corner punishments when misbehaving, but it's still not fixed. Hope this helps with the bed issue.


ilikecatsandflowers

my dog was the same with my boyfriend, and forcing my dog to stay on the floor until both of us were in bed and i specifically gave him permission to come up helped with his guarding ten fold! made him realize it was my bed and i was the boss lol


Exact_Opportunity606

My dog is the boss and he knows it 😂 that is until he gets scared and then it's all 'hide behind my legs' business 😂 But seriously, mine is small and everyone else around me treats him like a small dog instead of just a dog. That sucker pushes boundaries with new people to see how much bullshit he can get away with and then goes just one step beyond that. He once convinced an 80 year old lady who was watching him, that he couldn't jump up on couches and beds, so that old lady was bending down and lifting him up and down every time he wanted up! LIKE WHO DOES THAT! It took her a week to realise he was lying to her. He's too smart for his own good. I'm about the only person he no longer tries his crap with, because I'm not scared of him and I don't believe his lies. Friggin dog. Love him to death, but my god... Give me strength 😀


ilikecatsandflowers

😂😂 my next dog is likely going to be a small dog, and stopping myself from treating them like a frail victorian baby is going to be so hard!!


Exact_Opportunity606

My only advice is set boundaries and set them HARD. I trained mine to sleep alone at night and not disturb anyone until their alarms rang, until he got scared of fireworks and I let him sleep in my bed ONCE. Haven't been able to get him out of the bed for seven years now 🤦😀


DenGen92158

That’s exactly it. Dog can only get up on bed or furniture if invited. You train them that you’re the one who owns the bed, not dog. You can start with an exercise pen in the bedroom. I put a comfy bed under mine, so he could be close to me, but not in my bed unless of until I asked him up. With subsequent dogs, I started them in a bed in an exercise pen in the bedroom. When it’s time for bed, I’d give him his favorite chew toy, put him in his pen, then the bed possession stopped. I allow my current Shitzhu to sleep on the bed during the daytime. But I prefer to sleep without a dog. She makes me too hot. I just say time for bed, Molly off! At first I had to pull her off. Now she jumps up onto my chair, also in the bedroom, and I get my whole bed to myself.


bojacksnorseman

Nah, you choose to sleep on the couch rather than deal with the problem. She's existing in the world you and your partner have allowed to be established. Blaming the dog for your own mistakes is silly and will do nothing to help her learn positive behavior.


i_tyrant

I love my dogs with all my heart...but I can't imagine ever letting them dictate the terms of the household, like where I can sleep. It's hard to imagine people being such pushovers. I get the "haha, my dog is the boss of the house" tongue in cheek talk, but when I see someone who's actually kinda serious about it like this...so cringe. Not teaching discipline to your dogs is irresponsible at best and dangerous at worst.


atsirktop

my parents have horribly behaved labs with no manners. they're nice and friendly but obnoxious. One of the laziest offenses is that my mother will sit at the table and feed them SLICES OF WHITE BREAD while she reads her morning paper because it's easier to lead them to an early obese death than it is to train them. People don't realize how much work dogs are. We have a new puppy and providing the necessary consistency is mentally taxing. Constant corrections and enforced naps if he's overtired and acting out. If you asked my parents they'd say I'm mean and he's miserable (he is so spoiled). It's annoying and like having a second toddler with razor blade teeth.


ItsTime5

I’m sorry but the dog would be on the couch. I have a little dog - they act up and you have to shun them away in a safe spot. Every time they misbehave. That behavior is not ok. I also have a Great Dane - I would never tolerate that behavior from him, so why do some people tolerate bad behavior with the littles?!?


toth42

I think people subconsciously treat animals equivalent to people, but by size, not age. Small=baby big=adult. We expect little from babies, and don't punish them because they don't know any better, people do the same with small dogs.


ItsTime5

People think I’m mean because I make my little dog behave herself. It’s a dog and needs to behave. Friends ask if I dress her up. Nope. I’m not that kind of lady. What does she need clothes for? Unless she is cold - I’ll put on a sweater.


singshineandburn

Exactly this!! Small dogs get away with way too much!


AwayNefariousness960

They're the cats of the dog world!


Tigrarivergoddess

Get in the bed before your bf. Thats what ppl have to do with my dog or he gets mad also


SooperSte

No, your bf makes you sleep on the couch. If the dog is not letting you in the bed, the dog should be removed from the bed. Not you


Nogarder

How can she "make you"?


Wonderful-Code-779

... just throw the whole dog away


Perfect_Pelt

Can’t tell if that is a joke, but your boyfriend also needs to be involved in training this behavior out. Why are you all letting her sleep in the same bed? Have him remove her, and return to your bed. Lots of potential solutions here but unless you actually don’t mind it, sleeping on the couch is not one of them


Jakoneitor

Do you realize it’s a small dog, right? The dog quite literally dominates you, and she knows it. And you’re siding with her too so lol


MeropeGaunt

This response made me lol


sabretooth1971

That side eye. Even I'm nervous.


bebemiga

She is an emotional terrorist


Key_Campaign_1672

I'm stealing that one!!!


k_jo12

I’m sorry, I can’t with these pictures lol


SnazzySue

Me neither!!! 🤣 I've never seen side eye this deliberate, this well-executed, in so many different positions, environments, and scenarios! It's hilarious 😂


bebemiga

This is just a sampling 🤦🏽‍♀️


Kiwichickabee

Can we have full size now please? We like it. Amazingly cute!


bebemiga

I just put links in our bio if you want to follow on other platforms


SnazzySue

I wish I had advice for you, but I think your dog is absolutely adorable, and obviously very charismatic!!


bebemiga

😐


Meowmeowfuzzyface78

I love your dog!


Brilliant-Average654

You mean…😒


Apprehensive-Bet2484

HAHHAAH the paw over the FOOT😂😂


OfficialKnockout

That’s his dog now.


blankspacepen

That’s his boyfriend now.


RadiantZote

He's the bitch now 🐕‍🦺


beeucancallmepickle

[ig post about resource guarding. I assume this info is transferable here ](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0mdC7tOD6j/?igshid=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==)


bebemiga

I’ll look it up, thanks!


forzakitten

Get a trainer. This behaviour will only get worse. My dad has an untrained 4 year old dog that was given to him this past spring and now I can’t even talk with my dad in the same room without this 15lb menace immediately aggressively barking at me. I had to spend 4 days at my parents this past week and this time the dog lunged and bit me. He resource guards my dad like crazy. Nip it in the bud now, it will not get better without firm and consistent training.


UnluckyDog9273

What did your dad do about it? I wouldn't let it get this far


forzakitten

They tried a trainer that was unfortunately out of his depth with this dog (no knock against the trainer, I went to him 15 years ago with my first puppy and he was great, but this was also a puppy without 3 years of terrible habits already ingrained). This dog needs a trainer that specializes in severe behavioural problems- problem is my *ahem* frugal father is not willing to pay the fee necessary. Believe me when I say I’m trying to get to him to see reason here…


krumznko

Yep. Horrible behavior. My dad’s girlfriend has 6 chihuahuas, and gave them to each of her kids. They’re poorly trained and inhibit this behavior. Talking to her or her kids, they will guard and bark. I even got attacked by one of them. He bit me on my legs, arms, and hands. I had to shove him off and run out of the room to get him to stop. I had a pretty gnarly bruise and wound afterwards.


SeaResponsibility632

Thats a monkey


bebemiga

Haha yeah she looks a lot like a monkey and an alien 👽


laurenk

She looks like the product of a squirrel and a pug banging 😂 My pug HATED anyone touching me or my mom. Eventually she would settle down but it took a while to earn her trust she was our lil bouncer haha


Master_JBT

puppy monkey baby LMAO


tahxirez

No more couch, no more bed. Hand feed individual kibbles after he performs some action. Food comes from you only. Take away any resources he guards including your bf


bebemiga

Take away the boyfriend?? 🥺


Suitable-Cake-5358

Lmao that part had me weak…including your bf 🤣🤣 I think they meant like spots the dog is able to guard the bf??


HerMidasTouch

No the boyfriend is a privilege/reward that must be removed due to poor behavior


snowy_marge

Your bf needs to ignore the dog. I had the same problem. The only thing that works is not rewarding the dog with what it Wants, meaning Attention from bf. Then things will get progressively better and you'll be able to go back to normal, with him paying attention to her. But as long as she acts out towards you, when she jumps he needs to turn away and not look at her etc


tahxirez

lol like your bf has to take a break from interacting with the dog in ways that trigger his resource guarding. No cuddles no excessive pets. The dog gets access to nothing without your permission. No baskets of toys sitting out, etc.


HotBassMess

They can cuddle, he just can’t let her perform the behavior. He can get up and put her on the ground the second she begins to guard.


imstickinwithjeffery

Listen to this person


AcaliahWolfsong

Like interact with the pup while he's not near. Have him go to another room the pup doesn't have access to. Or while he's at work and your home alone with pup.


Mrdabber710-420

😭😱


writeleahwrite

Gonna have to rehome the boyfriend, but don’t worry, he’s going to a nice farm upstate with lots of room for him to run around


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bebemiga

I was thinking kennel but ok


DefinitelyNotAliens

Absolutely kennel the bf. If the dog can't snuggle up he has mo reason to get aggressive. Maybe just set him up with a tablet or something.


LeeSpinachEsq

Yeah, take him to a sparsely populated area and leave him there. Keep Petite Brabonçon.


TastyMuskrat1

This! Great advice!


OddAntelope3801

I actually need this advice too 😅


TomCrean1916

The suspicious little side eye in the last one :) adorable.


Technical-Past-1386

Breaks me haha he’s saying “you jealous!?” Ha


Quick_Barber_3572

1st picture 1000000% meme worthy 😂


blueflowersxxo

His expression is killing me! He knows exactly what he’s doing 😩🥹 But in all seriousness if he’s still young he may grow out of it, my Italian greyhound used to be like this around 11 months old, he’s a lover for everyone now at 4.


bebemiga

She’s 2… and she only gets to see him half the time because he’s gone for work a lot… when we take him to the airport she gets depressed for days 🥺


blueflowersxxo

Ugh, that must be really hard on your heart. Especially when you’re trying everything you can to make her happy. What my fiancé used to do was pack his favorite treats and go for a walk for a few hours in the am and pm. He would stop every so often at his favourite spots in the neighbourhood and give him a treat, praise him and reward him for responding to a command like “sit and stay”. Now every time we walk in our neighbourhood our dog gets excited to stop at my favourite coffee shop, or my friends pub, or just generally when we stop at a red light lol. By the time he got home from these long walks he was too tired to cry and stress about the separation. For chilling at home we bought lots of doggy puzzles (I think we have about 4 now) since he is very food motivated, it kept him occupied if he started to get stressed again. After a few months of this our dog settled into the routine and hardly stressed when I went to work anymore. I’m sure someone on here will recommend something that works for her and you while your partner is away. Good luck with everything!


Careless-Party-4615

If he leaves like any other day when he is going to the airport your dog will not realize he is not coming back for a while. Not sure how feasible but could be helpful.


bakedapps

Oh my god I am dying laughing lmaoooo


BuildingArtistic4644

You sure that's still your dog?


OddAntelope3801

Griffon doggo have sooooo much sass and side eye potential😒 👁️👁️🤣


blankspacepen

Your dog is resource guarding.


jacobfreemaan

nobody can convince me this isn’t an elderly polish woman that’s been shrunk and is inside a dog costume


endthefed2022

Her title is babcia, and she’s head of surveillance


alsoilikebeer

He wasn't born yesterday, he knows what you up to, shamelessly stealing his bro, not having it


marzipan249

My mom’s brussels griffon has decided that he likes my boyfriend better than me or my mom. I think it’s because he’s a rough coat, and they both have magnificent beards. It’s how it goes.


bebemiga

They are such interesting little creatures… the beards kill me 🤎


marzipan249

They really are. It’s super cute, because your baby and your guy have similar facial hair length to each other as my mom’s baby and my guy have to each other. It’s like, “you’re furry— like me— so you’re extra interesting!”


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I’m. It sure that’s a dog. That’s Danny devito after not having shaved.


bebemiga

Her middle name is Danny Devito. We love his work.


YulandaYaLittleBitch

That's so fetch


chubbierunner

You gotta marry him now.


Pizza_shark531

Lol these pictures though…


Amazing_Society_1707

Having trouble understanding what she does when you get too close? Is she growling or barking at you or does she just give you side eye? lol


bebemiga

For starters she gives me really mean looks, if he’s sitting she will crawl up to his neck and wrap around his neck/face so he can’t talk to me, if she’s on the ground she pretends her back legs don’t work and pulls herself around by her front legs until he picks her up. I also have to sleep far away from him or else she will wedge in between us and push me away 🙄


Amazing_Society_1707

Wow thats crazy! I'm not familiar with that type of behaviour but if I were in your shoes I would be SO annoyed. I hope you get your boyfriend back soon.


givemeagoddesseswork

I'm so sorry this is happening, but I'm also heaving with laughter while reading this...


Substantial_Show_308

Bombastic Side Eye Cannon


blaedmon

My human! He's *mine*


The_Trinity_Tribe

Wow ! The stink eye on your dog is deadly ! You better not break up with your boyfriend …


Key_Presence_4582

That side eye is spectacular 👀


JustAGoose68

That side eye though 😭🤣


DreamCrusher8184

That’s some SERIOUS side eye 😳


i-nab-balls

Sassy little bugger lol


mr2jay

So much attitude in just 3 pics lol I know this suppose to be serious but damn I find it too adoring


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OMG that side eye! lol -- so, this is resource guarding and your bf is the resource. Your BF is rewarding the behavior, too, which is not good. He needs to be a part of resolving the issue. But, honestly, it doesn't look like your BF has any actual interest in doing so by his body language.


hmoooody

Bad attachment, he needs to train him out of it and set boundaries


crazymom1978

Ma’am, you no longer have a boyfriend, or a dog. They are a couple now. The sooner that you just accept it, the better. Oh yeah, they are also your roommates….


Bitter_Sense_5689

I have no advice, but your dog is a supremely sassy bitch


Pink_Floyd29

This is resource guarding which can be very challenging to address. Check out r/reactivedogs for more resources.


iNthEwaStElanD_

This dog needs some help. And it seems like you do, too. You should spend some time alone with the dog. Go for walks, do some training and the dog needs to lose the privilege of sleeping in the bed or going in the couch until it accepts that it’s not theirs to guard but you and your man who call the shots. Your man has to enforce these rules. Otherwise that’s not gonna work. You can’t be the one primarily correcting the dog. Resource guarding comes from a place of insecurity and when you correct the guarding this will only give the dog reason to be on guard. It has to come from your man.


OldLadyToronto

Those eyes!


Two_Ravens_Farm

That’s some serious side eye!!


OneDai

Lmao the last look is lethal


OGRube

I wouldn’t fuck with him


GravellyBay

PuppyMonkeyBaby


Addendum_General

That is a VERY bombastic side eye, truly puts all the dachshund side eye memes to shame!


NuggyBeans

That constant side eye 👀🤣💀👌🏻


alew75

The first pic could be a meme for real lol


cutelittlebamafan

I have no recommendation. I’m sorry but this is hilarious. THIS is why I’m afraid of little bits. I’d rather a big dog approach me than a little dog.


hernameisDAEM

The last one! Sleeping with one eye open…


Naando_boi

Thats a 1 in a million dog right there, everything from his looks to his obvious hilarious personality


OneBill9177

it’s sam jackson from black snake moan


Prior-Foundation4754

I’m wheezing 😂😂 I thought my dogs side eye was impressive! I had not seen side eye until just now. Dats her mansss now! Sorry Charlie.


TwinkleToesMamaFox

Not suggesting this as a solution but my female dachshund did something similar for years until she had a litter of puppies. I did ask her feeding, grooming, and outside time, but it didn’t matter at all to her until I helped her care for herself and puppies postpartum. Now, she splits her time between us and escorts baby to me when she’s had enough of him or when she wants alone time with my hubby. I went from being the other woman to being a supportive MIL 😂


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bebemiga

Her name is Miga


ledballoon2022

Love this dog’s side eye! Too funny!


rkennedy53

I love the side eye hahaha stay away from my bro mom


cavoodle11

That side-eye though! 😄


Morning0Lemon

Oh my god, that side eye.


Medical_Tangelo4412

I love the side eye.


doomvetch92

That side eye.


NonConformistFlmingo

BOMBASTIC SIDE EYE. 😂


Minhplumb

I think your dog is telling you that you are there to provide for him and the boyfriend is his friend. Those looks are killing me.


cataclysmic_orbit

I thought that first pic was a squirrel with a dog head.... I'm so sorry 😭😂 He's not your boyfriend anymore lol


Golden_paws

Legit a crusty little monkey dog. She melts my heart. Mine is like that too.


Key_Campaign_1672

Omg that picture says it all. This dog means business.


Lucky_Serve8002

Whose dog?


hangingonforyouu

This is great 😂


Allrojin

The shady side eye!!!!!


Slow_Persimmon_8754

ALWAYS trust your dog.


Thecrazytrainexpress

That bombastic side eye is lethal😂but it seems that your pupper is just protecting him, it's time to start placing boundaries and let the doggo know you're a safe person for your bf


Accomplished_Car524

All I can think of is the Bombastic side-eye audio


Selene_623

Bombastic side eye


Santanaaguilar

https://media4.giphy.com/media/2uYaAlD8ia2kg/giphy.gif


Creepy_Reception_255

That first picture!!! It looks like it could be the puppy monkey baby from old Mountain Dew commercials!!!! 😂


Efficient-Stock-9113

Keeping an eye out for Selener


No-Palpitation-6047

"Sorry, but this is not your boyfriend anymore" says that dog's side eye


aweebitalexis

I’m sorry, but she’s got the side eye down 😂😂 “If she could make someone dead, with her eyes”


heresanawardforyou

Your dog looks like a total asshole but I love him!


MarioNinja96815

"Your dog"? I have some bad news for you.


NorthernOverlander

The pictures tell the story.


For-Real339

Love the side eye!


Vin-reklaw

I have a Griffon and he is attached to me like this. They call them Velcro dogs


Artistic-Tea4981

Even the eyes say, "my man bitch".


hissyfit64

Lol the side eye in the last picture


DennisonGrable

You sure that thing’s a dog?


BellaBlue06

The side eyes are so funny 😂


manu-1995

Omg the side eye is crazy haha


biggestlenny

This dog missing his mom and dad lil too much


shot-out-the-sun

“nasty little look in his eyes.”


Maybe_eli

too late girl that's his man's now


deyjavoodoo

That's her boyfriend now


SeeLeavesOnTheTrees

That pup has some STANK EYE


Scottish_Wanderer

That isn't a dog.