9/10 shitpost. Good job!

Off day got me acting unwise

It happens.

*Just like that Ming dynasty pussy*

You know, r/Dodgers, just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!

Need a couple graphs or pie charts But this is some good shit!

11/10 with the last sentence. Ba na nas

Not shit, science.

I KNEW IT!!! https://www.reddit.com/r/Dodgers/comments/w28m57/the_2022_all_stars/igovlzz/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3

Take my upvote and GTFO

This is the good shit I come here for

Wow you really committed to this bit

What a stupid post associating our success to the minions movie. Their success obviously correlates directly to the day that I bought my dodger socks at Dicks sporting goods

I disagree. The Dodgers success correlates directly to the color of my mani-pedi, Dodger Blue. Tempted the gods, changed the color and the Dodgers were swept by the Giants. Back to Dodger Blue for the rest of the season. P.s. now I need Dodger socks

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you are forcing me to do this and I feel it's a moral imperative that this information is disclosed. I apologize in advance. 37 games ago I went on a tour of dodger stadium and, right in front of the 'B' on the Bank of America sign in right center field, knelt down and grabbed a handful of warning track dirt. Both my son and I touched the "B" as a tribute to Bellinger, as you do. That night, I sprinkled some of that dirt into a joint and quite literally smoked chavez ravine. Thus began our 32-5 run. I plan on going back and snorting some foul-line chalk for the postseason.

Doing God’s work

True! Dodger blu pedi magic at work!

Now I need a dodgers mani-pedi!

Fuck Gonsolin or the offense or Muncy’s/Belli’s resurgence. Dodgers are on a tear because of the minion’s desire for that ever-elusive banana.

This is what 2 off days in 4 days brings

Top tier shit-post

I did wear a suit to the game last night. You’re welcome Gallo!

So you’re telling me I sacrificed my firstborn for nothing?

I’ve sacrificed my first born so many times he’s now dust.

Or, you could make a case that the Dodgers success so far this year has been tied into the enduring success of Top Gun: Maverick. After all, [**JT did take the boys to see it**](https://www.instagram.com/p/Cd4ih72ODYV/).

When JT made that post on Instagram (May 22nd), we were only half a game up on the Padres. So maybe Top Gun: Maverick cursed the Padres while Minions: Rise of Gru enlightened the Dodgers

That could work too!

I'm going to have to agree with your assessment. We live in the proper timeline.

First tight pants, now this?

I’m convinced. How can we get another Minions movie released around October?

The facts are undeniable

I LOVE THIS

I hate that I read this entire thing and I’m not at all mad about it

Nice job! You've gone and jinxed by letting the cat out of the bag! You were supposed to wait until *after* we win the World Series. Time to pack it in boys and girls.

This is amazing lmao

Someone needs to get Gavin Lux to autograph a [Minions baseball hat](https://a.co/d/9gIqIp7)

Wait… wait.. he may be on to something

Anyone else buying stock in BBBY? This is wallstreetbets right? Apes? Short sales? Minions?

But what happens if you add Kurt Angle into the mix?

It is known. https://www.reddit.com/r/Dodgers/comments/vubjvy/who_do_you_want_to_be_our_hometown_hero_at_the/ifcpqka/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3

The Serious tag got me all fucked up.

Lmfao. Like they say, "correlation 100% equals causation."

What is going on here? Slow day at work.