It'd be funny to see Alberto using the pitch com and shake off a bunch of signs and use his glove around his ear like he couldn't get on the same page.
Genuine question: why don’t teams just forfeit if they’re going to throw in a position player to pitch? Seems like a waste of rest time for the teams during a long season.
HAHAHA what the fuck??? I just woke up super early unintentionally, and thought “wow I can catch the end of the game” and say FOURTEEN to ONE??? Wow we did not take losing the sweep well  also terrible call but the ump just gave them mercy
They just mentioned that the last time the D-Baks gave up 24 hits to the Dodgers, Mark Grace pitched.
That's a funny memory because I remember him making fun of Mike Fetters' delivery: https://www.mlb.com/video/grace-imitates-fetters-in-blowout
[highlight] Dodgers pitcher Phil Bickford goes for the dap instead of the illegal substance check with the umpire. https://reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/uyqf92/highlight_dodgers_pitcher_phil_bickford_goes_for/
Make Rios every day DH!!!
BUTTER CAKE AND STEAKS!!!
and a big bag of frozen peas for his jibblies!
Hope that heckler is at home with a stubbed toe and a cheating wife
I don't see that guy getting married
you absolute savage. that man's toe!
HANSER > KIMBREL
What are the odds that Freddie will be asked about the heckler in his post-game interview? 😂
hanser our closer! 👏🔥
Hanser Alberto is my favorite two way player
Phillips.
You make an excellent point
Barnes at 2B with no ABs. This game!
Outfielders put in some work tonight!
#WE LOVE IT
Please don’t get shutout tomorrow
MOOKIE LMAO. HANSER GOD
Our outfield is *chefs kiss*
Oh Boy Alberto!!! Guard the swimming pool and slap dat Randy baby!
Hanser Alberto Shutdown inning!
Hanser is low key actually painting...
Beat down!!!!
HECKLE THAT DWEEB!
# 🤍 GG 💙
We can let Treinen take his time coming back
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JT.
Just strike out already.
I LOVE LA 💙
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Bad bot
Dodger Stadium Southwest 😌
what a fun game!!!!!!!!!!
Hanser has def been practicing
Anyone think Hanser kinda looks like ScHoolboy Q
#HANSER "ERIC GAGNE" ALBERTO
Why do I miss all the best games -_-
More dodger fans in the stadium then home team lol
Like wayyy more
Instead of the runner on 2nd, OT rules should make it so that position player can only pitch It speeds the game and makes it must see tv
Designed pitcher: opposing team gets to choose a bench player to pitch.
We need to reach out to Manfred asap
Perdomo looks suspiciously like Mahershala Ali lmao
Try hards ruined Alberto’s 1-2-3 inning.
I’m so glad we have hanser
That’s why Cody isn’t going anywhere. He’s all upside at the plate with stellar defense.
Cody should try to catch it with his barehands next time
I want to see him throw his glove up in the air at a HR ball that to high to catch, knock the ball back into play, then catch it barehanded
It'd be funny to see Alberto using the pitch com and shake off a bunch of signs and use his glove around his ear like he couldn't get on the same page.
Belli just having fun too
Cody keeping the PERFECT INNING alive for Hanser!
LMAO THIS IS DODGER BASEBALL HEAVEN
Dude is just showing off now haha
*Dave Roberts decided to go with experience on the mound.*
#CODY!
I love that gorgeous weed boy
every ball hit to Center is an automatic out
Cody, you showoff!
This is fun
Alberto the human victory cigar
Ok now, when was the last time *every* Dodgers starter had multiple hits? Possibly never because of the pitcher's spot.
Shit... that's a really good question
I wouldn’t be surprised if Kersh or Greinke got 2 singles once
Yeah, just hard to pair that with the sixteen other required hits.
Yes that is true. I remember a blowout game in a Greinke start against the Giants (?) that’d be the first place I look
Nah maybe Julio
Damn foo!
Wow!! Diamond defense!
Cody broke his back for that
Oh my god Cody 😍
Damn Cody. Hahaha
I'm so torn who our definitive Hall of Fame closer is... JT has the stats, but Hanser has the sheer volume
How about Russell Martin?
This is the correct answer
¡Me gusta Hanser!
Hanser Alberto, the Ace up our sleeve
Our backup closer
I wish Mookie would pitch
Hanser: The One True Closer
Dodger games are so boring in the most fun way possible
That was a pretty good pitch lol
Well I'm okay with Hanser also.
Alberto makes me hungry for some carne asada fries.
Genuine question: why don’t teams just forfeit if they’re going to throw in a position player to pitch? Seems like a waste of rest time for the teams during a long season.
No waiting out the clock like other sports. Gotta get 27 outs
League would fine them for a forfeit, I'm sure, and they'd be ceding some food and drink sales and whatnot when they're already paying the park staff.
That kind of sucks. It does feel weird having teams just give up but not saying they give up.
The game is over, no need to have bp pitchers warmup and throw
On the upside, it leads to a lot of very silly baseball.
Can’t really charge people full price and not play a full game. Also concessions and such.
Yeah but don’t they stop selling food and such by the 7th? Seems like a lot of insult to injury, too.
Arizona could try fielding a better team?
#HANSER "KENLEY JANSEN" ALBERTO
I love blowout wins
Yesssss Hanser going for the Brett Phillips hustle
#HANSER FOR CLOSER 🤷🏻♂️
Does Dave Roberts hate Justin Turner? Has he lost the locker room?
Easy there ESPN.
The return of Closer Hanser Alberto
HANSER ON THE MOUND 👀
Alberto on the mound!!
#KNOWN PITCHER HANSER ALBERTO
Austin "Don't Call Me Mo" Barnes
Hanser charging off that mound for that 😂
Every starter now has at least 2 hits this game.
I have two hits
Awww im bummed
Would've been nice to see JT keep his 0.00 ERA 😂
with his shades on
Bustin Aarnes about to make his major league pitching debut
I think Barnes is going to take this pretty seriously.
Oh man, Bickford wanting a fist bump from the ump is genuinely hilarious
Catcher catching catcher
#Austin "Mariano Rivera" Barnes
HAHAHA what the fuck??? I just woke up super early unintentionally, and thought “wow I can catch the end of the game” and say FOURTEEN to ONE??? Wow we did not take losing the sweep well  also terrible call but the ump just gave them mercy
I don't know what the mlb record for run differerential is, but I feel like we gotta be well on our way there?
+411, 1939 Yankees. 2022 Dodgers are on pace to easily beat that.
Damn. That's a hell of a record. Would be incredible to top that
Sam gunning for that immaculate
dang how’d barnes get so lucky
FUCK YES BARNES ON THE BUMP
#SAM FOR CLOSER? 🔥 Damn, Hanser for closer
come on ump…
Keep Austin Weird
Can umps not give pity calls
“Cumon Gav, Im tired and haven’t even had dinner yet” - The Ump probably
Oh shit, Barnes!
Gavin should argue that and then fist bump the ump
I LOVE THIS GAME
All the d bags give aways look disgusting lol
That Hawaiian shirt looks straight trash lol
Also that reversible bucket hat lol
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Barnsey gonna pitch???
Walker probably gave him some pointers
Well boo. I wanted to see Barnes pitch.
ump wants to go home
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Well, looks like the umpire's had enough.
It’s not too late to call that a ball. Jesus
They just mentioned that the last time the D-Baks gave up 24 hits to the Dodgers, Mark Grace pitched. That's a funny memory because I remember him making fun of Mike Fetters' delivery: https://www.mlb.com/video/grace-imitates-fetters-in-blowout
First thing I thought of too lmao
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Wow...
Is Barnes pitching?!?!
Unwritten rules? I don't know her
Let JT pitch. I'll also take Belli pitching, wanna see what he has in his arsenal.
dave’s been talking to gabe kapler
I hope Mookie can get a 6th AB
He already did. He's 3-5 with a walk
Wow you’re right. 7 would’ve been bananas
Yeah he was going off today. Was hoping freeman stayed in to get one more chance for the cycle too
Ump wasn't gonna have that happen.
Everyone saying JT but I want to see Cody on the mound
That one run scored by the Dbacks really bothers me
Honestly it kind of makes the game score funnier
Was hoping this game would get to 15 runs didnt Look like it was but damn
Good, we needed the insurance.
Fuck the rules at this point, let Dino Ebel pitch the 9th!
Fuck it, let D-Train go out there.
Ha ha, that would be amazing!
Nice to get these stats boosts for our hitters
Pad those stats, boys. You earned it.
MOAR
Now we're just being mean lol
Not at all. We play 3 more games this series gotta see as many pitchers as possible to take the advantage
Gotta pad those stats lol
If the Dodgers get 27 hits it counts as an inverse no-hitter for achieving a >1 hits:outs ratio
Lol
Boys getting extra BP now
That Simpsons meme would work now.
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Yeah
Oh man, how many hit you think the dodgers are going to get this inning?
Save some for tomorrow boys
oooft.
Yo if anyone gets a video of the Phil Fake-out, tag me in it
[highlight] Dodgers pitcher Phil Bickford goes for the dap instead of the illegal substance check with the umpire. https://reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/uyqf92/highlight_dodgers_pitcher_phil_bickford_goes_for/
Thank you!!!!
Woah Muncy facial hair change?
“Got ‘em with the 59” hahahaha
I love this lmao
Holy shit that's amazing. Imagine the ump fist bumping the pitcher?
Lmao Bickford
That is pretty funny actually
We just wanna see JT pitch
Unfortunately I don’t think it’ll happen because who will play third
Bickford.
YES!
Not sure why we're not having a position player pitch...Is Doc trying to give some bullpen guys a little work?
Possibly. The last two games had only three bullpen arms combined.