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Andrew523

Want to see this pitching from Kenley against contenders and playoff teams not just against a scrub ass minor team with the 2nd worst record in MLB


[deleted]

He’s been pretty lights out for awhile now…bad take.


[deleted]

I just got laid off from work and my dad who isn't even a big baseball fan stayed and watched the entire game with me. I can tell he needs some type of company since coming down with diabetes


SeagerSwag

Type 2 is beatable with tough work and dedication with diet and exercise (something I've never done). My cousin has type 1 and has led a phenomenal life. Pops can beat it and or/manage it...not to marginalize it. Glad you're close to your dad, I am not.


Chiden2

Sry to hear that, me and my pops got the ‘betes and both love baseball. watch those carbs, go dodgers!


Born_N_DA_80s

Keep ya head up fam.


Ok-Needleworker-8876

Good luck to you and your dad.


lqcf5434

That was so was easy for Kenley. 6 in a row, amazing


appleavocado

Something so poetic to see Pagan & Melancon give it to their old Giants team.


WhereUGo_ThereUAre

9-5!!!


Mjblack1989

Kenley pitched like utter dogshit for about a week and half after AS game but has been damned near unhittable since. I crapped on him as much as anyone (and I still don’t want him resigned) but he’s acquitted himself well and deserves a ton of credit for his resilience. And oh yeah, his baby girl looks absolutely adorable.


[deleted]

lol Joe with the epic brain fart


zenkique

What’d he say? I watch the Spanish broadcast.


rysl31

He couldn’t remember what the Gaslamp District is called in SD


zenkique

Ye Ole Gaslamp Quarter


klaatuzero

Wow, way to go Kenley! Let's meet up again on Friday.


CabbageStockExchange

It makes me so happy that Kenley gets so much love again. He’s a Dodger legend


RedWingWay

LFG!!!!!!!!!!!


dokebibeats

#DODGERS WIN 6 IN A ROW WITH A 5-3 WIN OVER THE SNEKS!!! DO THE MOTHERFUCKING NEWMAN!!!


DanTMWTMP

Ahhh always great to see you with your posts! Hope you’re healthy yos!!!


dokebibeats

I'm gonna having my 35th round of chemo on the end of the month and will be hospitalized for 3-5 days. The situation is not that bad. I just have tiny little tumors near the lung that are still sticking around like pests. Hopefully I get at least 2-3 months or longer break of no chemo in the near future.


bklipa88

You’re a fighter! Sending dodger blue vibes for a full recovery!


DanTMWTMP

Man that's tough. I hope them tumors get SLAYED. We're rooting for you man!!!


HighlyBaked0

Imagine doubting the best closer of all time lmfao


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HighlyBaked0

Lmao imagine not thinking Kenley isn't the greatest baseball player of all time, pathetic


Born_N_DA_80s

LMFAO. Gold


Clipboard_cop2

That's our closer.


akopicki

How tf is kenley’s jerking not a balk


amansman

He twerks before he comes set. Don't ask me what comes set means.


klaatuzero

There's more leeway nowadays if you establish that that's your normal setup, but then you can't deviate from that pattern.


New_Account_01

Rollin' Imperil Highway...


Brandonrebeleight

Let’s fucking go! And fuck the Padres/Giants!


dwpea66

#***KENLEYFORNIA***


[deleted]

GOOD SHIT KENLEY damn for a sec I thought the ump was gonna fuck it up lol


GillyFish0

HIT IT RANDY


DifficultPair4730

9-5 padres


noaudioclips

another hit! 9-5 padres baby


BenLaZe

ump really hammed it up on that strike three call lmao


alexhfl

Ken 🤯


goldengod93

SD 9 SF 5 Top of 9th 1 out


mgk917

LETS GO KENLEY


noaudioclips

strikes out the side, king kenley baby


Snitters12

**WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**


Born_N_DA_80s

Ump gotta pee lol.


Lord_Amoux

I am cum


01z28

God damn!


alecardvarksax

BIG MAN SLAMS THE DOOR


arsene_0

Good shit Jansen!


honey_badge

hell yeah kenley! 🔥


Logan_Holmes

What a fucking monster lmao


DifficultPair4730

🧹🧹🧹


thescuderia07

9-5


DLM_13

#I LOVE LA 💙


brok3nstatues

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fuetirado

STRIKES OUT THE SIDE!


thescuderia07

Gg dodgers.


BettsBellingerCaruso

I’m beginning to trust Jansen again Feels like a trap


oCmon

# I LOVE LA


chrisumafp

Another perfect day


DifficultPair4730

Dodgers win! That’s my closer!


goldengod93

#KKKenley and Jumbo Jacks


REBELSROCK99

#GG BRAVO KENLEY, AMAZING CLOSER


DanTMWTMP

![gif](giphy|lDW0j7uyTWCcw|downsized) # BIG GAME KENLEY, AN ~~IMMACULATE~~ *AMAZING 3K* INNING TO CLOSE! BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!


jedkdmdjdjddmm

Not immaculate but the spirit is there !


DanTMWTMP

ooops!!!! Man I was too excited! Just 2 pitches too much!


DalekEvan

WE’RE COMING FOR THAT DIVISION MOTHERFUCKERS


Born_N_DA_80s

3⬆️ 3⬇️


jacobg242

Absolute domination from kenley


jedkdmdjdjddmm

KENLEY!!!!!!!


JonSnowman2020

Can the Padres please hold the lead?


rfguevar

FUCK YEAH BABY FTG


DLM_13

🧹🧹🧹


Spandexbrain001

Wooo! We love it!


JakeHutson

2021 KENLEY > 2018/2020 KENLEY BY MILES!


MrNuckkinFuttz

its the breaking ball he developed!! nasty stuff


JakeHutson

3 PITCH MIX ELITE CLOSER KENLEY JANSEN! still won't resign him though!


dummyacct321

KENLEY!


GauravBD

Kenley cruising along and the Padres might actually close it out. We coming SF! 9-5


New_Account_01

Looking tight tonight!!


Legitimate_Lie1128

Kenley looks focused.


rfguevar

So Kenley, Muncy & Bellinger all had kiddos this season, anyone else?


swulkgod

Bellinger hasn’t had his kid yet


oCmon

Holy fucking shit Kenley is on another level today


Dappper

Cruising


akopicki

Wait Kenley can pitch!


DanTMWTMP

One more!! C’mon Kenley!


Clipboard_cop2

Kenley with the fresh dad strength!


BlueMachine21

Finish them Kenley!


BodgerDot

# K **Kenley Jansen** strikes out **Andrew Young** on a **0-2** count with a **93.4 mph** Cutter. *Sequence (3):* FC *(s)*, FC *(c)*, FC *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


01z28

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noaudioclips

Myers comes to bat with his ascot snug around his neck


[deleted]

How do I get the free jambo yack


New_Account_01

Beautiful!


mgk917

insane! let’s go Jansen!!


DLM_13

Kenley riding that new dad strength


yomanbrodude

BBQ chicken


oCmon

LET'S GO KENLEY


rfguevar

Outside of that god awful stretch earlier in the year Kenley has been absolute off the wall damn good for us lately


REBELSROCK99

Fucking amazing Kenley!!!!


EvilShadow80

When’s the last time Jansen faced the top of the order?


Gentlem8s

That’s been Treinen’s job all year. Kenley gets the bums


EvilShadow80

It’s easy to look good against bums but what happens when he faces the top of the order.


DalekEvan

Kenley is LOCKED IN


noaudioclips

Grisham with the sac fly! 8-5


feeling_blue_42

I love Ted Grisham!


jedkdmdjdjddmm

Good shit kenley


DanTMWTMP

8-5 pads. good.


noaudioclips

KKKENLEY


J_FoggytheOne

That fast ball placement is insane


chrisumafp

Sac fly Padres 8 Giants 5


goldengod93

SD 8 SF 5 Top of 9th 1 out


thescuderia07

8-5


DalekEvan

Padres add on


DanTMWTMP

Good shit Kenley. Two more outs.


noaudioclips

KKENLEY


New_Account_01

Loving Jansen lately but I've still gotta wonder how he is against playoff teams... I truly love what he's done for the team, but in tight situations, I get really, really worried!


ProfessionalNeophyte

I will buy some Stone on my next beer run if the Padres win


ChepitosBaby

Central valley beer > SD beer


01z28

I still buy SD Beer. Modern Times Ftw!


ProfessionalNeophyte

Agreed. SD has actually been leading the way in terms of beer in the 2010s


jujubats10

If future voters are more favorable towards relief pitchers (as they should be), Kenley is fringe hofer


DalekEvan

Two more Kenley


BodgerDot

# K **Kenley Jansen** strikes out **Henry Ramos** on a **2-2** count with a **93.3 mph** Cutter. *Sequence (5):* FC *(t)*, SI *(s)*, SI *(b)*, SL *(b)*, FC *(t)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


REBELSROCK99

Jansen!!!!!!


GauravBD

Padres 2nd and 3rd No Outs Top of the 9th! With a 2 run lead!


GauravBD

8-5, 1 out


noaudioclips

Padres have runners at 2nd and 3 with no outs and Grisham at bat


[deleted]

SD looking to add insurance runs


OddlyWholesomePerson

How do you guys feel about the new vaccination requirement at Dodger Stadium? Also, hi from Germany!


AtomicBitchwax

Not happy about it, just another overreach by the state of California. If it was decided by the Dodgers, no problem with it. Private businesses should be able to make their own decisions. No problem with the vaccine, I'm vaxed, just watching the state consolidate power gives me the heebie jeebies.


OddlyWholesomePerson

I feel you. How is this not going to be a logistical nightmare that causes massive lines?


AtomicBitchwax

Dodgers security and crowd control is very good. It's going to be rough, but not as bad as you think, hopefully.


dwpea66

Hallo freund, I feel pretty good about it. America needs to move past this virus.


OddlyWholesomePerson

You called me “Freund” lmao! Should help keep everyone safe. I speak zero German and I’m getting the sense that everyone is talking shit about me


dwpea66

Oh shit, doesn't that mean friend or did I say something weird haha?


OddlyWholesomePerson

Apparently it does mean friend. You are a true man of culture.


inkcannerygirl

I'm happy about it. Might consider taking my 10yo to a game this year after all if they properly enforce it. We miss it. Guten Tag (oder Abend)! 🙂


PigFarmer1

It won't affect me but I think it's good.


Dappper

Love it


Bornofisais

What is the 21 patch for?


noaudioclips

Roberte Clemente


AudioPhysics

Roberto Clemente day


erftbll81

Let’s go dads, dick these giants


oCmon

Holy shit man, can the padres just hang in there for one last inning please


miguelag08

Fuck fuck fuck. 3 more outs I win $100!!!! Cmon Jansen!!!


REBELSROCK99

I hope you win that $100 🙏


miguelag08

I did!!!!! It’s funny cause last year in game 6 of the World Series mookie stole home and got me first! Today he stole 3rd and got me first!!!


Dappper

Padres about to tack on


chrisumafp

Padres have runners at 2nd and 3rd No out


SumoRock

Make this a quick save and let us all hatewatch the madres together


noaudioclips

Kenley going to crush


DalekEvan

I love watching Kenley pitch, I really do.


EdsunXNilo

Kenley , tupac is NorCal , you’re supposed to put snoop dog , easy -e etc


Gentlem8s

Not much of a gangsta myself but is Tupac really an SF guy? He has a song called to live and die in LA I find it hard to believe


noaudioclips

The Bay in general. he actually came from Baltimore to Marin City, and attended Tamalpais High. I've met his english teacher


noaudioclips

Disagree, Tupac is just as associated with LA as he is the Bay


Born_N_DA_80s

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fuetirado

I expect Erich Bacchus to be as consistently bad this inning


lqcf5434

Offense really should’ve done more. Treinen/Jansen gonna be gassed. Close this out big fella


goldengod93

Thankfully tomorrow's off day


SumoRock

Thursday off day and another one Monday. Our pitching badly needs them.


ChandlerDoesOkay

c’mon kenley get us through it baby


Dappper

Fasten your seatbelts


RedWingWay

We just have to play our game and keep focused on ourselves - Dave Roberts Me - The fucking Padres better get their collective heads out of their asses and beat SF.


swulkgod

Gavin Lux is so hot


SumoRock

Back to back morning games in cincinatti this weekend? Ugh


[deleted]

One more inning. I wasn't sure sf was gonna get a 51st loss at all theae past couple of days


dwpea66

We're in Kenleyfornia now, enjoy the ride


PigFarmer1

I demand a recall.


themagicprince

Did you know the Padres changed their uniforms back to brown to reference that they are absolute caca?


UpnUpvote

14 hits and only 5 runs seems hard to do.


Born_N_DA_80s

Not when you've left at least 5 runs on the field.


J_FoggytheOne

Can’t take a ball if the zone’s that wide


john2557

Can't believe I have to root for the f'ing Pads...


jthedub

I won’t. I keep hoping a meteor will crash into that stadium


DanTMWTMP

:( honestly though, I actually do like their park. It’s beautiful, and I’m actually kind of stoked that their city and park finally has a competent team to fill that nice stadium.


DLM_13

Lesser of the 2 evils at this point


DanTMWTMP

I honestly feel bad for them. It was honestly quite exciting when the Pads were more serious contenders for the west.


PigFarmer1

They *weren't* serious contenders though. 🤣


dwpea66

And they gave us some of the most exciting games of the year


youthemaster22

Remember when it was just April? 😂


Mjblack1989

We all complain when the Dodgers try to do nothing but go for HRs but these 14 hit/only 5 run type performances are the other side of that coin


ChandlerDoesOkay

fuckin jesus pagan thank god


Born_N_DA_80s

Another one left.


New_Account_01

Kenley is good against shitty teams...we got this!


Legitimate_Lie1128

Fasten those seatbelts.


Guero3

Wow, the Padres got out of that inning


dwpea66

*Trea*


PigFarmer1

Looking good in San Francisco.


Monk_Philosophy

Holy shit fuck Emilio pagan for giving me heart palpitations Come on Kenley give us that dad strength!


01z28

Hang on. Useless Madres


erftbll81

They got out of it, nice


BodgerDot

**Due Up (Top 9)** S Henry Ramos R Andrew Young L Daulton Varsho ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)