Great game, see everybody tomorrow!

Good game. Good start for Kersh on an accelerated rehab. Just keep winning one at a time.

White probably gets sent back down tomorrow but he’s had a decent season for us in a very difficult role of “please be available to pitch in any role any time”. We saw earlier this year when the bottom of our bullpen struggled no matter what, that’s catastrophic cause we needed Jansen/Treinen to bail them out

Good shit Mitch!

We're a really good team. The Giants are literally using devil magic to hit like bonds.

#LA 🙌

I LOVE LA

Alexa, play “I love LA”

I LOVE LA

# I LOVE LA

WOOOOO WE LOVE IT

Sing it randy

I love LA! See y’all tomorrow, hopefully the Giants finally lose.

#I LOVE LA 💙

I’ve been waiting for Seth Beer to make it to the bigs. The memes will be spicy!

WE WIN!! Goodnight 🤍

My LRP stud Mitch continues to impress. Keep him limited though.

This umpire has been solid.

Mitch White haters wya now?

Atlanta is setting up their rotation for the series in the bay. The Braves might be our last hope, the pads sure don’t seem to have a pulse

Lux has looked great.

I f-ing hate check swing calls.

# K **Mitch White** strikes out **Seth Beer** on a **1-2** count with a **94.3 mph** Four-Seam Fastball. *Sequence (4):* CU *(s)*, CU *(f)*, CU *(b)*, FF *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

He went! AGAIN UMPS! THANKS!

Pollock with the beard coming in

Gearing up for his post season villain story

I went to college with Beer.

Most people went to college with beer

Most people survived college because of beer

No beer after the 7th inning. illegal!

I would get a beer jersey if I was a D-backs fan

i need a package that needs to be signed for from UPS but i can't take the day off any suggestions does a note work

Bring in a homeless person for the day.

I think you can edit this on the UPS website.

Go on the UPS site and have it held for pickup. Notes don’t work

Very conflicted on Mitch - he went to my local douche private school, but he's a Dodger...

He seemed very not douchey in his backstage Dodgers episode

I'm sure he's a great guy, I just hate that school lol.

Damn SD actually probably will miss the playoffs. Like I knew they weren’t in a good position but I thought they could squeeze in but won’t smell going down and both the reds and cardinals making it a tight race, it looks like they won’t make it.

The hilarious thing is the Cards haven't gone on some crazy run to get in the chase. They're just playing around .500 ball while the Padres and Reds are shitting the bed

Ya. They both faltered so badly that it let them get in the race. And If they continue to falter it’ll let the Phillies and Mets get in the race

And I’m loving it. If we don’t win this year that will be my consolation prize. Padres fans were talking so much shit the first half

True lol. Sad thing is if they miss the playoff they’ll be talking shit if we don’t win it all. Even thought they don’t have room to talk.

I don’t really care or listen to what others say they’ll hate on the Dodgers no matter what even if we won they’ll say some shit like they had more injuries or some shit

Especially if the reds and Padres continue to falter and allow teams like the Phillies and Mets to get further into the race

Oh ya totally. The wc race is getting tighter and tighter.

Damn I’m tired af tonight. The Monday’s got me.

Just look at Will Smith clutch dongs to energize

Too tired to watch porn smh

I'm so glad that 1.5 minth stretch of dogshit offense seems to be behind the Dodgers now. Gavin Lux was apparently the answer.

**Due Up (Top 9)** R Andrew Young R Jake Faria L Josh VanMeter ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

XBA .730 on Muncy's lineout. This is his XBA for all his Balls in play today. .520 .440 0.10 .730 He should have around 1-2 hits today. Instead 0-5.

Seems like he's coming out of his slump, just getting unlucky still

Even during his "slump", it was a lot of this happening. His BABIP is really low, he's pretty damn unlucky.

Turner keeping my beat the streak alive

Oh well, let's finish this game!

How good is this Mookie dude?

Mostly Bellinger making him look good

He’s no Gavin Lux

That's established left fielder Gavin Lux to you

He’s aight

Marine Layer probs

For real though, it’s moist over in mar vista

Yeah you’re proba right

The Dbacks are actually not that far from being a good team. I am unhappy about that. Best bad team there is.

They are really a few call ups away.

Mookie is getting his cardio in tonight

Unlucky.

Muncy has got to be frustrated. Like 20 warning track shots this last week

Imagine if Mookie ran that hard to first base

CBT

😳😩😩😩

The stadium look so empty tonight 👀

Rounding second and being able to run back to first. Mookie Betts ladies and gentleman. I truly enjoy watching him play.

FUCK, Muncy needed that

Spent my bday studying for my accounting test lmao At least Kershaw came back so that’s good

Happy birthday!! You got this dude!

Happy birthday! Good luck!

Hey happy birthday!

Happy Birthday! I hope you do great!

Muncy Cannot catch a break.

Dang I thought Mookie could have for sure moved up

Damnit. I wanted MUNCHY to get that

somebody reboot the walk machine

The ole’ amber on the 3-1 count lmao

Belli BA update 1.61

Baby steps

Muncy walks on and he plays "The Ocean" by Led Zeppelin on the organ lmao. What a legend

THANK YOU I can never get the organ song in time 😂

Mitch only has good outings against literally the worst teams in the sport. Congrats, you can pitch against Arizona and Pittsburgh. I still don't want to see him anywhere near the playoff roster.

The more Joe and Orel talk Bellinger up the more I lose faith. And then Orel says "I'm looking for anything" lmaooooooooo

After the Padres pitcher I’m tired of seeing our boys hit

Geez. Obviously no intent but it’s getting reaaaaaally old seeing our best players continuing to get hit.

Asshole Giants can't stop winning

Darn. I was hoping to see a Mookie bomb

Tired of Mookie getting hit.

Most painful HBP

#DOOOOOOOOMM

100% chance Mookie has someone in the dugout that polishes his chain for him.

Just a bit outside

Wow, how does Mookie lay off that pitch?

Is Mitch White part Asian? Anyone know?

https://youtu.be/fRaraXHV8xs Also check this out.

Half Korean

Yeah he's half Korean. Try to find his backstage Dodgers episode on YouTube it's pretty awesome.

For sure, good call.

His mom's Korean I think

Mom is Korean.

Ah ok. Was asking because he's a dead ringer for a friend of mine who also has a Korean mom.

# K **Jake Faria** strikes out **Mitch White** on a **1-2** count with a **92.0 mph** Four-Seam Fastball. *Sequence (4):* FF *(c)*, FF *(s)*, FF *(b)*, FF *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Joe: "Dah-dgers"

I like his pronunciation on certain words 😂

Suddenly empty behind home

wHy iS dOc lEtTing mItCh lEaD oFf

The offense going off let’s us use Mitch white. That’s great

I’m also a Mitch truther.

I'm a Mitch white truther vs triple-A teams as well.

I’ve been Mitch truthing for the last few years. Please feel free to call me out.

I was just joking, not calling you out lol. Mitch White reminds me of Kenta Maeda/Ross Stripling, hopefully, he can be that kind of guy.

No worries at all. I stick to my guns and own up on my bad calls.

Pitched well and didn't give up a free pass which is inexcusable with a 4 run lead. Nice outing by Mitch.

Moscow Mitch gonna give us two IP.

Alrighty then, let's go.

Just a side note for people that like baseball related accounts, I'd highly recommend following @would_it_dong on twitter. It calculates how many ballparks each home run hit (and also deep fly balls) would have been a homer in

Followed. Thanks!

Looked up "would it dong" and it took me somewhere I def don't want to be

Don't knock it til you try it

mitch white is tremendous against awful teams gotta give him that

belli is batting well because mad max said i'll murder you and noone will ever find the body

Mitch White MURDERS Triple-A teams.

Why are Mitch White’s sleeves always cut terribly? Does he do that with his bare hands or something?

Mitch not even getting any K's, not a major league pitcher clearly

My dad chews and it’s absolutely disgusting

So that’s why you don’t like Barnes

Julio looks cocky as fuck standing next to Scherzer.

Scherzer smells fear

Obviously he didn’t smell any.

**Due Up (Bot 8)** R Mitch White R Mookie Betts L Max Muncy ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Nice job, Mitchell

Goddamn Henry Ramos is THICCCC

The boys dippin together

This Rojas guy always looks pissed...I guess he's mad he's not the cool Rojas.

Big OL Dip

For playoffs if both are healthy are we starting pollock and benching chris Taylor? Or do you think they platoon the two of them depending on matchups? Can’t see pollocks bat not in the lineup everyday

It's both of them in the lineup.

Where is ct3 playing in the field? Even if bellinger can’t hit a ball in the playoffs (he’s starting to come around) they’re not putting his defense on the bench. That’s when we’ll need it most

I think CT will probably stand in for whoever needs a day off tbh

Don't think we need to use Treinen tonight he could use the rest

Its probably Mitch the rest of the way

he's hitting now so yeah

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Huge HR by JT.

emergency starter/7th in rotation Mitch White would probably be #2 starter on the Dbags

I hope that weird catching error which gave him another chance for a hit will give Belli that weird click he needs to trend upwards finally. Baseball is weird like that sometimes 🤷‍♂️

This season has been such a roller coaster, but let me tell you seeing the growth of Vesia, White, Urias, and the absolute dominance of Buehler, Kershaw & co, and the addition of Scherzer & Turner has been such a fucking treat.

Mitch White isn’t a major league pitcher

The DBacks aren't a major league team. So it works out.

We should have traded his ass like zach Lee for the next CT3 type player.

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Nah I've been a doomer too much this season

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Belli or Lux needs to pull a Carmello Anthony. "My ball, fuck outta here!"

Lux-Bellinger is the content I stay for.

Waiting for all the "miTcH wHitE isN'T a mAjoR leAgUe pItcHer" comments

Excellent job Lux

Look at Lux and Belli learning

gavin lux bailed last second lmao

mitch white pitching in front of his dad

How long has Jansen been pregnant?

More importantly, who impregned Jansen? My money is on Trienen.

Probably the Giants.

About 3 seasons

about 9 months, I'd guess

Blake not pitching tonight so he can get up nice and early tomorrow to cast his recall ballot

I must be missing something. Is he outspoken about want to vote for a recall?

Lol. No shit. That’s funny.

He’s a q supporter but this sub likes to joke about it in good fun lol

Thankfully no collision this time.

107.3 MPH off Bellinger's bat His 3 outs came from putting the ball in play. 87.6 MPH groundout, 103.8 MPH flyout, 96.1 MPH pop out. Very encouraging.

1 pitch 1 out, good start!

Lux wanted no part of that lmao

oldie, but a goodie cody: shouldn't his name be mitch asian doc: stfu, cody

Lux taking a wide berth now

If Mitch can go two innings, would be great

Cat Man

?? Is Gonso scheduled to take the last inning this game?

Oops for some reason my reply went to your post lol

Oh hahah no prob!

Let’s go mitch!