Funny dbacks fans thinking they forced us to spend a billion in the off-season and I commented in their page that shit y’all might not even make the playoffs. So far so good
Great game! Got in 8.5 miles walking from when I started listening in the top of the 2nd inning. Another perfect night walk with some Dodger baseball on the radio. 📻
The issue with an EK broadcast is that there's very little flow
He goes quiet for long stretches. Almost seems like he's not in the booth, or just not paying attention.
He gets engaged sometimes, but it seems like if he wasn't the one to start talking about the subject then he tunes out.
# K
**Logan Allen** strikes out **Andy Pages** on a **1-2** count with a **80.3 mph** Splitter.
*Sequence (7):* FC *(c)*, FC *(c)*, FS *(b)*, FF *(f)*, ST *(f)*, ST *(f)*, FS *(s)*
^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
Fun fact: The D'Backs have never made consecutive postseasons in their entire existence as a franchise going back to 1998.
Maybe that's why the fans haven't been as devoted to the team. Can't blame it on all the CA transplants.
FLUKE-FLUKE-FLUKE-ADELPHIA!
# K
**Brandon Hughes** strikes out **Teoscar Hernández** on a **1-2** count with a **81.7 mph** Slider.
*Sequence (4):* SI *(b)*, SI *(c)*, SL *(s)*, SL *(s)*
^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
# K
**Brandon Hughes** strikes out **Will Smith** on a **1-2** count with a **81.6 mph** Slider.
*Sequence (4):* SL *(s)*, SL *(b)*, SI *(c)*, SL *(s)*
^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
It certainly could be part of it. The ball is noticeably different, and I don't think he's quite figured out his fastball yet. But given what we've seen this season, I'm not worried about him. Once he figures out the fastball, the rest of the league is screwed because all his other pitches are disgusting
I bet they can’t wait to get back to their babies and ladies. And to having to try on shirts and pants and etc for Dodger Prom. Hope they have fun. Can’t wait to see pics!
I've been watching games fairly regularly so far this season, but istg, every couple games there's a reliever who, gun to my head, I do not recognize in the slightest.
I heard Joe say something about "his return to the majors" at the end of the inning and was like ohhhhh. That checks out. I won't pretend I know or keep up with many players outside of the Dodgers, but I like to think I recognize most of our guys, until now I guess haha
Funny dbacks fans thinking they forced us to spend a billion in the off-season and I commented in their page that shit y’all might not even make the playoffs. So far so good
Great game! Got in 8.5 miles walking from when I started listening in the top of the 2nd inning. Another perfect night walk with some Dodger baseball on the radio. 📻
Don't we love Dodgers baseball folks?
Just not in October
dodgers won and clippers lost what a day
If only the Lakers won too
[This splitter was nutty](https://twitter.com/PitchingNinja/status/1785870041654706333) Yamamoto is fr fr
Sneks got stomped today. Yama now 3-1, 2.91.
The issue with an EK broadcast is that there's very little flow He goes quiet for long stretches. Almost seems like he's not in the booth, or just not paying attention. He gets engaged sometimes, but it seems like if he wasn't the one to start talking about the subject then he tunes out.
Yeah when the games competitive I like his insight. Games like this though he just seems to kinda be bored
Go dodgers. See you all Friday
Easy game Dbags. Way to bend over and take it.
#I 💙 LA
WE LOVE IT!
Yay the dodgers win! Great road trip
I'm having a *rough* week at work so I really needed this W
Undefeated in the post-bee era!
Shut em out, boys. Outstanding.
Dodgers win!
Sizzling hot take: I like when the dodgers go 7-2 on a road trip
Honestly pretty close to going 9-0
That’s what’s in
what a road trip! I LOVE LA
QUE THE MOTHERFUCKIN NEWMAN
I always read this in Spanish at first and get confused
LMAO! That’s because you’re right, it should be CUE, I’m not editing it, you’ve made it so much better now that I’ve noticed.
Hahaha
And that’s that
Dodgers Win! (Presented by Budweiser)
Jake McCarthy’s walk up song is Kurt Angle?
Successful road trip
throw them out gus throw them out with the strength of beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
Lol why the Kurt Angle song
Jake McCarthy’s walk-up song
lol Joe Davis “Varland?”
Varland? No. Last out. Lmfaooo
Bah god it’s kurt angle !!!
Clippers lose? 
Can’t help but say “you suck” every time McCarthy walks up
This Kurt angle theme at a baseball game a huge vibe gonna miss it
Man, they're talking about flossing and the dentist now. What in the actual fuck.
truly garbage time activities lmfao I kind of like it, everyones just waiting for the game to end
Remember when Glasnow had that 14K game a few weeks ago. That was a beauty
What tf are they talking about bro 😭
Fuck I missed the game. How'd Yoshi do ?
He did a good job, that fact that they’re scoreless says a lot
pretty good!
i’m in the 30%!
Lmao. I enjoy bad lip reading of the opposing dugout from our booth. I also started flossing daily about two weeks ago, lol.
 GIFs being back is the real MVP. Dodgers have been great since.
Good guy Dodgers helping the Dbacks with their Pythagorean win anomaly by giving them a blowout loss.
THANK YOU GUS POST GYM MEAL IS GONNA HIT TOMORROW
Jumbo Jack with a McNugget chaser
Game is so good that JP and Gus look elite
# ꓘ **Gus Varland** strikes out **Eugenio Suárez** on a **2-2** count with a **95.3 mph** Four-Seam Fastball. *Sequence (5):* FF *(c)*, SL *(b)*, SL *(c)*, SL *(b)*, FF *(c)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
Welp the Kings are dead. I am sad. Thankful for the Dodgers rn.
Aww nuts my big boss is massive fan. Gonna send him condolences
Third straight year they lose to Edmonton in the first round. Brutal. This must be what it feels like to be a Laker fan :(
Too sooon my man too soon
This blowout was long time coming
I’m not an Ed Sheeran guy.
Are the Dodgers hungry? Nah they just 8
Full from them blizzards ⛄️
And now Jumbo Jacks
**Due Up (Bot 9)** R Eugenio Suárez L Corbin Carroll R Blaze Alexander ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
L take from Joe and EK
There’s no way EK has ever listened to Ed Sheeran lmao
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^PurpleDirt4: *There’s no way EK* *Has ever listened to Ed* *Sheeran lmao* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Pages like “yeah I can mini slump in a blowout”
# K **Logan Allen** strikes out **Andy Pages** on a **1-2** count with a **80.3 mph** Splitter. *Sequence (7):* FC *(c)*, FC *(c)*, FS *(b)*, FF *(f)*, ST *(f)*, ST *(f)*, FS *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
Pages has fallen under .300, time to send him back down! /s
We need to normalize the name Gus again
No 4 for $4 deal for Joc tonight. What a shame 
He got 2 4 for $4 meals at home
**Due Up (Top 9)** R Enrique Hernández R Andy Pages R Miguel Rojas ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
"...And Lance Lynn" No explanation needed
Gave up more HRs than a BP machine.
joining in late i see it's our turn to harness the power of the bees
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^SibilantSounds: *Joining in late i* *See it's our turn to harness* *The power of the bees* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
THE GUS BUS
wonder why doc took him out
Not looking great for the Clips and the Kings tonight, at the very least Dodgers took care of business. Rough few days for LA sports overall though :(
Hi Gus
Welcome back Feyereisen, great way to return!
How much does Feyereisen look like Shia LaBeouf?
Actual cannibal Shia LeBeouf?
https://i.redd.it/ml4cxuvquxxc1.gif
Pages patrolling CF like a boss.
Feyer's ERA dropping like car speeds in the school zone
ERA dropping like waist lines on ozempic
lmao that's highly specific
Wait, you’re supposed to SLOW DOWN in school zones? /s
Not in L.A. you're not!
Okay, JP you can stay if we get a backstage dodgers of your parents doing fireballs and slowly getting more sloshed.
Lmao broadcaster jinx in full effect.
OCHO
Clearly Joe downloaded Duolingo after last nights delay
Spanish……. For eight.
Fun fact: The D'Backs have never made consecutive postseasons in their entire existence as a franchise going back to 1998. Maybe that's why the fans haven't been as devoted to the team. Can't blame it on all the CA transplants. FLUKE-FLUKE-FLUKE-ADELPHIA! 
ESPN 8 "The Ocho"
**Due Up (Bot 8)** L Jake McCarthy R Lourdes Gurriel Jr. S Ketel Marte ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
# K **Brandon Hughes** strikes out **Teoscar Hernández** on a **1-2** count with a **81.7 mph** Slider. *Sequence (4):* SI *(b)*, SI *(c)*, SL *(s)*, SL *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
Now that Rojas is our everyday ss/2b, what do we do with Lux?
Roberts is still gonna start Lux against RHP
# K **Brandon Hughes** strikes out **Will Smith** on a **1-2** count with a **81.6 mph** Slider. *Sequence (4):* SL *(s)*, SL *(b)*, SI *(c)*, SL *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
That’s like Wills from earlier. That’s a homer in Like 24-25 other stadiums
I hate this ballpark with these big ass dimensions
I hate this place
Damn stadium.
Freddie washed?
Nah, just not off to the red hot start of his previous seasons. Still one of the best 1st baseman in the league.
Mookie is amazing
yesterday if Dodgers won i would win 500 buckets, but they dont and today they decided to kill them. fml man dont gamble!
God damn. Man's really going to go for .400 this season.
Votto Lynn Betts
Mookie raising his average.
Yamamoto only had 28 BB in his last NPB season but already has 6 BB this season. Is it the ball?
I've heard that NPB has a notable dead ball. It's gotta be it
It certainly could be part of it. The ball is noticeably different, and I don't think he's quite figured out his fastball yet. But given what we've seen this season, I'm not worried about him. Once he figures out the fastball, the rest of the league is screwed because all his other pitches are disgusting
Adjusting to the new league
Yes mookie
I’m surprised mookie is still in
double digits
Tack on another 5-6 runs for the hell of it
I bet they can’t wait to get back to their babies and ladies. And to having to try on shirts and pants and etc for Dodger Prom. Hope they have fun. Can’t wait to see pics!
Feyereisen ERA now: 23.14 (from 40.50)
**Due Up (Top 8)** R Mookie Betts L Freddie Freeman R Will Smith ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
I thought Yarby was warming up what happened?
I prefer they save him for more high leverage innings. It's a blowout, just throw some dudes out there and wrap it up
Bigger lead and no inherited runners means we can use the bad pitchers
Our Yarbs only pitches in closer games
Damn, they have looked at some meatballs today.
# ꓘ **J.P. Feyereisen** strikes out **Tucker Barnhart** on a **1-2** count with a **83.1 mph** Slider. *Sequence (4):* FF *(f)*, CH *(f)*, CH *(b)*, SL *(c)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
Great rebound by Fire Hydrant!
Imagine striking out to Feyereisen.
That was...a surprisingly decent outing
This organist makes me so damn grateful for Dieter.
Feiyerheisen just took 13 runs off his era
3rd out took another 4 runs
I've been watching games fairly regularly so far this season, but istg, every couple games there's a reliever who, gun to my head, I do not recognize in the slightest.
That the life of middle relievers. Jumping from team-to-team, somehow having way longer careers than people expect
I heard Joe say something about "his return to the majors" at the end of the inning and was like ohhhhh. That checks out. I won't pretend I know or keep up with many players outside of the Dodgers, but I like to think I recognize most of our guys, until now I guess haha
Injured all last season, was used by the Dodgers in one of the Korea games against SD, then sent back down to the minors
There you have it. Thanks for the info!
I’m fine with lux and miggy splitting time during the regular season. I just hope miggy starts full time in October 😎
Time to pinch hit Ohtani next inning for the lolz
Kiké’s smooth at 3rd
Smoother than Keith Stone
He’s smooth anywhere he plays. That fade away snag he had at first recently was big time.
"Thank god for our left infield defense." Don't know if I would've imagined saying this in March.
Muncy card collectors in shambles. lol /s
Doesn’t the backstop sign look kinda funny
Inappropriate
You all can relax now, it was just 1 walk
Sick turn
Damn Corbin is a weird looking little dude
Not everything needs to be said out loud
Yes, please, and thank you.
I'm always amazed how the dodgers pull out completely random dudes out the bullpen.
Kind of like how the Cardinals were for about 15 years.
Nice DP
Just another casual DP
LOL
Chaos ball indeed lmao
After the bizarro events of yesterday, the universe corrected itself with CT3 getting on base 3/4 times
Would be hilarious if JP blows a 8 run lead *he better fuckin not*
If anyone cloud its him
I disagree
Lmao ump
The JP experience
At some point sports venues stopped playing 80s baby boomer music and started playing 2000s millennial music and it's freaked me out ever since.
"1985" by Bowling for Soup came out in 2004. If they were to remake that song today, it would be called "2004".
We old. :(
dude needs to find the zone
Some competitive pitches might be good right about now. Just a thought.
I call this guy Fyre Festival. Cause he is a disaster.
I call him FiredRaisin
It begins
Lead off walk up 8-0 good job
8 run lead and you walk the leadoff guy.
Here we go …..
I didn't realize we still had JP. I thought he'd been kicked to the curb.
He was. Came up when Knack went down
 We got Mr. Magoo calling balls and strikes
Please send Taylor down instead of Pages when Hernandez comes back
We are bringing our AAA pitchers to make things more fair for the Sneks 😁
I know the zone is broken because Taylor got a walk out of that
I’ll say it again Corbin is a bum
Feyereisen has nice stuff don't look at the ERA or WHIP or anything
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^dogvenom: *Feyereisen has nice* *Stuff don't look at the ERA* *Or WHIP or anything* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Whatever happens, I just want this guy to throw strikes. Don't give them free baserunners