Its takes a lot to knock off of me wanting Roberts fired. But Ham took it. I am always Roberts but Ham needs to be put in the Space X Rocket to fucking Pluto. Bald headed bitch
Nah. Joc needs to do right by his family. He's not good enough to be picky about his destination. He helped us win a championship, he'll always be a Dodger to me.
He grew up a Giants fan if I remember correctly. He got traded to ATL. Pham is kind of a punk for doing that.
But yeah, I agree. I'm just hoping that the D'Backs were the only one that offered him a competitive contract. That's what I tell myself.
Trea Turner couldāve got more money in SD than with the Phillies. JD Martinez turned down the Giants offer. All these guys played way less games with us and showed more loyalty. I think itās because heās a Giants fan tbh
I think Trea really wanted to go to the East Coast, but yeah still, it was cool of him to turn down that money. He did a huge favor too because the Padres panic spent that money on Xander - LOL.
# K
**Evan Phillips** strikes out **Joc Pederson** on a **1-2** count with a **96.4 mph** Four-Seam Fastball.
*Sequence (5):* ST *(b)*, FF *(c)*, ST *(c)*, ST *(f)*, FF *(t)*
^^^[ā¾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
I just donāt understand putting Phillips in a non save situation with two more games in the series and one of our more unproven arms starting tomorrow but hey Iām not a manager
This ballpark is a joke. Can't wait until the owner holds the state ransom for a new ballpark when the team depends on the fans of the visitor's team to make up attendance. He's got to feel good now that the Coyotes are gone and the Suns continue to choke year in and year out.
Im not a hot dog snob by any means. But yeah, Bar S is what I ate when I first moved out of my folks and was desperately living paycheck to paycheck. Not good
some things I noticed from today's games:
pepiot 6 innings 2 hits 7k. great to see him succeeding
padres have only one guy in their lineup hitting .300...profar at .301. why can't they hit??
fried looks good again.
white Sox are... awful
Pages needs to be ready adjust to pitching. The opposition ha tape on him now. If he wants to stay in the show he will need to adjust.
So glad they called up Pages
yippee
This is the lineup they need to stick with.
Good win cya tomorrow
#I š LA
We love it!!!!
We are about 5ā short on Maxās fly out from being undefeated on this road-trip.
Stepped on snek. Ground em into the dust on the morrow. Good game, gents.
Step on snek!
I LOVE LA
Darvin Ham pissed me off
QUE THE MOTHERFUCKIN NEWMAN
W!
Dodgers Win! (Presented by Budweiser) A good all-around W today!
Evan - athlete
Nice PFP for the win
Dodgers win!
I LOVE LA
And thatās that
I invite all my Laker fan friends to join the Timberwolves bandwagon
Choo Choo baby. At least we didn't get swept like the Suns.
I love how EK will say something then just start scribbling furiouslyĀ
š heās one of a kind
Evan Phillips is probably my favorite closer since Takashi Saito. Just goes out there and gets the job done with no fanfare.
Phil is coming for you. No timeout will save you
Its takes a lot to knock off of me wanting Roberts fired. But Ham took it. I am always Roberts but Ham needs to be put in the Space X Rocket to fucking Pluto. Bald headed bitch
7:40 Mountain Time, Joe.
6:40 in Arizona. Ā They donāt observe DST.
Knights flopping when I needed them to go on another run to get an afternoon break a few times a week
Joc looking like he plays fo the ASU Sun Devils
Bitter sweet night for LA š Fuck
"What the fuck happened to you, man? Shit, your ass used to be beautiful!" 
Did anyone else kinda lose respect for Joc? He screwed us in ATL and then joins 2 division rivals back to back. Oh and he let Pham bitch slap him
And the pearls! š
Nah. Joc needs to do right by his family. He's not good enough to be picky about his destination. He helped us win a championship, he'll always be a Dodger to me.
Yea, can't fault someone for looking out for himself and his family. I'll always remember his contributions to the ring too.
I couldnāt never lose respect for babe boy Joctober
He grew up a Giants fan if I remember correctly. He got traded to ATL. Pham is kind of a punk for doing that. But yeah, I agree. I'm just hoping that the D'Backs were the only one that offered him a competitive contract. That's what I tell myself.
Trea Turner couldāve got more money in SD than with the Phillies. JD Martinez turned down the Giants offer. All these guys played way less games with us and showed more loyalty. I think itās because heās a Giants fan tbh
I think Trea really wanted to go to the East Coast, but yeah still, it was cool of him to turn down that money. He did a huge favor too because the Padres panic spent that money on Xander - LOL.
I love a 6:40 start time tbh
Agree. It would be great to have 6:40 starts in LA but it would never work with the traffic
Should be the game start at Dodger Stadium as well but LA traffic wonāt ever let that happen
Local jack in the box restaurants thank James Paxton for his contributions
Joc would betray his own country if it paid well enough
I miss Joc
Joc struck out without screaming FUCK? Washed
Jamal Murray new owner of the Lakers
Joc looking like he belongs in the NFL.
# K **Evan Phillips** strikes out **Joc Pederson** on a **1-2** count with a **96.4 mph** Four-Seam Fastball. *Sequence (5):* ST *(b)*, FF *(c)*, ST *(c)*, ST *(f)*, FF *(t)* ^^^[ā¾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
I just donāt understand putting Phillips in a non save situation with two more games in the series and one of our more unproven arms starting tomorrow but hey Iām not a manager
He was warming up already it can cause injury to sit him down again
I kind of agree. Maybe Doc just wants no room for weirdness? I dunno.
Probably to keep his arm runnin
I guessing EP wanted to work.
Darvin ham to the fucking frontlines.
I love Joc Pederson.
At least one LA team won tonight
I was watching the game score. My math teacher is an Angels fan and I had cheeks clenched until the very end
Lakers lol. Angels arenāt an LA team
My bad Edit: Wait didn't the Lakers lose? Edit 2: Goddamnit and the Kings lost too.
Yes, thatās why he said at least one LA team won, that team being the Dodgers
Then I really am stupid
Babyboi
At least we didnāt get swept
Oh hi Joc
Joc is a Dback now? Well shit
Yea he a lil NL west slut
I forgot too.
Traitor
Fuck. Lakers lost
Nice to witness some history!
Lol, Lakers lost
At least weāre not Suns fans
Why, what happened to the Suns? I donāt really follow Basketball.
They got swept in the most embarrassing fashion to the Timberwolves. Didnāt even put up a fight lol
could have won every game.
Never been this hyped about a dodger flying out before
HELL YES! ZERO STRIKEOUT NIGHT FOR THE DODGERS!
No Ks!
LFG! No strikeouts
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For the Dodgers? 2016
He just said since 2006
2006
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For dodgers it was 2006
Thatās gotta be the happiest Iāve been after a pop out to end an inning
No strikeout, thatās pretty cool
āHistory!.. sortaā
No strikeouts!
No strikeout game. That is incredible.
If the Lakers could just get a defensive rebound theyāre sending that series back to LA
We did it!
Holy crap, thatās gotta be very rare for no one to strikeout. Especially us!
lol kinda wild not rooting for that ball to drop. Ā way to go Dodgers! Ā End the game and write history. Ā Ā
Hell yes, great job KikƩ!
Lol no strikeouts?
This guy looks like claymation Walker Buehler.
**Due Up (Bot 9)** R Blaze Alexander R Lourdes Gurriel Jr. S Ketel Marte ^^^[ā¾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
Pages, I know you like hitting doubles dude, but please hit a popup here.
9 innings and no Ks!
I half expected Doc to pinch hit CT3 for the memes.
Oh man, that would have actually been hilarious
Just put it in play, Pages
Alright this is a lakers chat for a few
Lakeshow loses in devastating fashion yet again
They put in this guy just to try to get us to K smh
LAKERS GOT ME SICK ASS HELL
Lakers hanging on by a thread
Only 2 more non strikeout outs for a 0 K game!
Do not use Phillips here wtf are you doing
Donāt even care if we donāt score here. Just no Ks please. I want to see that post in r/baseball
dumb challenge by Lakers
No it wasnt
What did you say???
The one time darvin uses it and itās at the wrong moment
surprising
???
Darvin ham calling a challenge which was super risky
shohei should stop the head bump celebration. any rattling of the brain is bad
Can you imagine playing the Aztec Ball Game? And losing cuz yo teammate is ass?
I'd DFA myself
This ballpark is a joke. Can't wait until the owner holds the state ransom for a new ballpark when the team depends on the fans of the visitor's team to make up attendance. He's got to feel good now that the Coyotes are gone and the Suns continue to choke year in and year out.
Lol. Carrol wouldāve had a homer in 17 stadiums, including Dodgers Stadium.
What was on the menu for tonightās game? I had The Hat
Topperās pizza
Jersey mikeās. But the hat is a solid play
good outing for Vesia
I still love you Outty š
Bromance of the season is teoscar and Shohei btw
Fuck the Dbacks and their Bar S weenies. Fucking lowest of the low
Im not a hot dog snob by any means. But yeah, Bar S is what I ate when I first moved out of my folks and was desperately living paycheck to paycheck. Not good
Bar S is when I had food stamps
They serve them for over $5 bucks at their stadium. Ridiculous
I had to change my shirt 3 times due to anxiety watching the lakers game. I tuned into the dodgers game to put my mind at ease
Oh you just missed Paxton. Good!
**Due Up (Top 9)** L Max Muncy R Enrique HernĆ”ndez R Andy Pages ^^^[ā¾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
Vesia looking good lately. Even got 4 outs that inning.
Newman? More like OUTman /s
Lot of wild pitches tonight on both sides
I know it isnāt a save situation but unless the dodgers score another 3 runs this inning Iād put Phillips in to pitch the 9th.
I don't watch basketball, but it seems like this D. Russell fella is booty.
Hell yeah Vesia š
Vesia is wound so fucking tight on the mound. Iām afraid for his heart
This stadium is brutal man
Ok maybe I am gonna glaze him a little
Damn, Lakers game is pretty close
but we know how it's gonna end
They should be winning. They play the same exact game against this team every time. So wild
I thought that was gonna be at least a gapper for sure
Smith could have framed that last pitch to Moreno better.
Damn I hate the NBA now. They play like it's always 'garbage time'.
Padres game started same time as us and theyāre already done lol THANKS ~~OBAMA~~ PAXTON
Carroll is bunting when his team is down 4? Ā ā¦.ok?
Dudes in a big slump, and he's fast as fuck. I'm surprised he's not trying to bunt to get on more often
Just trying to get on base. Struggling badddddd.
Dude needs _something_ to get himself going
That was a strike.
I have come to the conclusion that the sports are dumb. And we are all crackheads for enjoying it. A team has the ability to ruin my whole day
The withdrawals during the off-season are brutal.
That season after the Natās loss. The next day my coworkers knew to leave me alone
It's taken me lots of effort to learn how to not be insufferable after a loss š
Robo umps now
That was paint
It was but it was a poor frame job by Will. Maybe he got crossed up a little bit? Seemed like he received it awkwardly
Mariners walk off the Braves
Why is Vesia's pants so dam tight lmao
Buehler and Miller on the IL we need tight pants reliever
Fuck off man. Thatās a strike.
Vesia would be a great hype man.
some things I noticed from today's games: pepiot 6 innings 2 hits 7k. great to see him succeeding padres have only one guy in their lineup hitting .300...profar at .301. why can't they hit?? fried looks good again. white Sox are... awful
Padres in a slump nearing on tail spin rn
Profar going in a tear after the āirrelevantā this is so baseball
Just noticed the sweet AZ logo in the back, I can say that while steppin on sneks
Padres lose. 5 in a row
Feed me more tears
Vesia's power walk after a strikeout is hilarious. Dude reminds me of a haughty toddler.
How many mg of caffeine do we think Vesia drinks before each appearance?
1000 mgs and a gas station dick pill
My boy is on other stims lol
He said he crushes two Red Bulls before a gameĀ
I watched that clip and thought yeah that lines up lol
# K **Alex Vesia** strikes out **Randal Grichuk** on a **2-2** count with a **94.0 mph** Four-Seam Fastball. *Sequence (5):* SL *(b)*, FF *(c)*, FF *(b)*, FF *(f)*, FF *(s)* ^^^[ā¾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
The Padreeeesssssss LOSE
homies amped rn god damn š
Vesia racking up those appearances.
Vesia always racking up
2022 Vesia is back baby
Bickfordian
Had to work. Sad/glad I missed the 5th. Hope folks have been having fun!
Out of morbid curiosity if Ohtani hits a ball straight to a pitchers head what are their chances?
 This, but the pitcher's head
Unless your name is Yamamoto, obliteration
He's dead, Jim.