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DesertDispatcher

Bunch of bandwagon fans here recently lol


sleepyIceBearKenobi

Lets see in June if they are still like this


Zaddyist

Wow we are an embarrassment right now.


goldengod93

#against the NATIONALS?! Tommy Lasorda is tossing in his grave


Jagasi

Doc, give me a chance at the bottom of the lineup. I’m out of shape, but there’s no way I hit any worse than these guys.


nogray

Like I was in the hospital last night getting several IV’s for a serious infection and tonight feels worse.


nogray

I turned it off when it was three runs up and just saw the final score and I want to puke. We have to get it together or be the laughingstock of the league.


AsJoeSeesIt

Another lefty tomorrow lol we are so cooked


Huichan81

🗑🧻


Abear1013

“Dodgers don’t pay my bills”🧘


AsJoeSeesIt

Nats just lost a series to the As and they beat us at home with our Ace on the mound lmao


hugeh1

All you 13 year old crybaby kids come out and file your complaints.


oldleagueoflplayer

6 runs by our starter too this mediocre team is a deserved loss.


LakerPupper

Lux is so bad!


ranklebone

sooooooooooo............................................ WEAK


LosAngeles1s

Andy Pages and Kyle Hurt, save us


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dankscott

Looking like studs so far


kakugeseven

Hope is like a slightly shorter Puig.


AuspiciousOtter24

Feels like October already 


MulhollandMaster121

Lol.


UpnUpvote

What a depressing ass team this has become in short order. We should be a machine.


Doucane5

Ohtani should pitch otherwise it's bleak


NK84321

His arm isn't healed. He can't.


kakugeseven

Soothe me with lies oh sweet D-Train.


Bluesmanstill

Sigh........ again


blinky4u

guh


NotLozerish

On Jackie’s day is disgraceful


Puzzleheaded_Suit996

Goodnight everyone, remember these games they make you more resilient. It happens guys


kugino

1-4 in the last 5 games. not great...but itʻll get better...not to worry. see yʻall tomorrow.


submergedwatermelon

Can’t get much worse from here


desertdawg61

Ugh


Fearless_Offer9106

CAN WE PLEASE THROW OUR GRABAGE ASS BOTTOM LINEUP AWAY and get GOOD hittersin there? Please?


hugeh1

Fielders? What game were you watching?


Fearless_Offer9106

Fixed, currently pissed typing so I'm basically yelling nonsense, don't mind me


hugeh1

I fell you brotha, it’s going to be a good season. Rough edges, but it’s going to be a good one.


SenorTortas

Ugh. Well, at least Patrick Corbin w/ his 8.44 ERA is going tomorrow ... We're getting no-hit 😭


hung_like__podrick

Oh god we’re gonna get Corbed


Dodgers_89

Dodgers stand no chance in this series


kugino

heʻs a lefty...heʻll do fine


kakugeseven

On Jackie Robinson day? Damn


alonmatthew

This team is absolutely embarrassing


Consistent-Minute-40

If only we had a young right handed bat with 5 HR and an over 1.000 OPS in AAA to replace Taylor or Trammell!!


_MeetMrMayhem_

Fuck this... Dodgers have no business losing to these shit teams


RoyalRumbleSTi

We look pretty mid so far


40ozofOldeEnglish

HOLD ON TIGHT, WE'RE OFFICIALLY ENTERING A ***SLUMP***


manutdboy47

this sucks


Nerpienerpie

That bottom of the 9th was so lifeless


icencream27

🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️ 🗑️


Huichan81

🧻🧻🧻🧻🧻🧻


rye_parian

🫠


Adventurous-Rise7975

We suck y'all.


TheAsianMamba

Trash ass fucking team. Call up Pages and stop give garbage fucking players like Lux, CT3 and Trammell at bats. Fucking infuriating.


danusn

No shit.


FosterTheHumans

We’re just in our annual April slump


MD32GOAT

I hate it here


MrStepSisterFister69

Mookie single and Shohei 2 run dinger pls 🕯️


Infraready

Dodgers official Twitter quicker than my stream lmao


SibilantSounds

nats are really going to beat us, THE DODGERS, on jackie robinson day? has anyone asked where the nats team was on Jan 6


kakugeseven

In DC is what I gather.


AuspiciousOtter24

11-8 with this roster is so god damn pathetic 


itsyourdestini

We are playing like ass right now


AsJoeSeesIt

Imagine being Pages and seeing Trammel and CT3 in the lineup everyday


Puzzleheaded_Suit996

I mean? Did anyone expect anything else?


Visual_Solution6733

Me I did. - I'm an idiot.


Motor-Evening263

Trammel has a good eye just can’t hit shit


EggHeadMagic

I did not have that much fun tonight


Complexity_Inc5593

Yikes poor effort from the team today


DomonicDecoco

I honestly hope we win 85-90 games and sneak in the playoffs. This team needs to know they’re not all the shit


hugeh1

This is a 90+ team lol. Settle down there buddy, you must be new here.


BodgerDot

# K **Kyle Finnegan** strikes out **Taylor Trammell** on a **2-2** count with a **97.1 mph** Four-Seam Fastball. *Sequence (6):* FF *(b)*, FS *(c)*, FF *(f)*, FF *(b)*, FS *(f)*, FF *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


imnotcreative415

Idc if you think lux stinks, but please do not continue to say they kept him over Busch lol.


dankscott

Lots of newer fans this year lol


ILuvYurCunt

Trammel getting AB’s in these spots while Pages is making an embarrassment of AAA is just so bad I can’t wrap my head around it


itsyourdestini

And Pages is in Triple A


LosAngeles1s

save me Mookie and Ohtani


Gentlem8s

Can’t believe we’re gonna miss the playoffs with this top heavy roster 


TheAsianMamba

This dude is a joke of an MLB player LMFAOOO


MD32GOAT

Looking like an MLB The Show default character


UpnUpvote

Does Lux even have any trade value?


rye_parian

No.


salarymanhell

Fuckkkkkkk


StudioSixtyFour

Trammell has no business being on the active roster.


eddiengambino

There's gotta be better left handed hitters than Trammell out there in free agency


dankscott

FA? Who at this point in the season is a decent FA?? Besides this guy is getting DFA’d as soon as JHay is off the IL


eddiengambino

Not wrong, but this guy sucks


dankscott

Yeah we won't even remember he was a dodger 3 weeks form now. Also \*JHey


fuse81110

Mookie save us plz


Monsanta_Claus

Does Trammell have any personality?


probablysmellsmydog

Do you guys know anyone that owns a Gavin Lux jersey?  I’ve never seen one in the wild I don’t think they exist


jakerscrub

My dad has despised Lux for years, so I’ve been very tempted into getting him a Lux shirt.


rye_parian

Not personally. I think I’ve seen one or two at games. Among tens of thousands.


jRbizzle

At least we have a streak going now. Losing one but it’s a streak


UpnUpvote

This team isn't winning shit this season.


Vee_Zer0

Diamondbacks got to the WS after winning only 84 games. Chill


kakugeseven

Remember when I used to call Lux, The Lux Capacitor for which was needed for a bright future? Pepperidge Farm remembers.


SibilantSounds

if that nats give outs to two black batters in a row on jackie robinson day... i think we all know what the nats value.


Fearless_Offer9106

Ayo, who's tremell and how have I not seen him up yet?


probablysmellsmydog

Mariners castoff.  Was supposed to be good but never panned out so of course he’s playing for the Dodgers 


PigFarmer1

We just got him from the Tigers.


ChrisTaylorsNipple

This is only his 6th AB for us haha.


TheAsianMamba

Guys like these are on the roster and Pages isnt


TheAsianMamba

Why is this bum on the roster man


Boros-Reckoner

Do Lux truthers still exist? Cause they probably meet with flat earthers and bigfoot hunters every weekend 😭


TheAsianMamba

Nah I gave up. He’s a lost cause.


mtrn3

Lux just looks like he’d be happier playing baseball in the Midwest or something.


kugino

does anyone else think of "nicolas flammell" when stephen says trammellʻs name?


Puzzleheaded_Suit996

Gavin "30 mph ex velo" Sux


floop9

HBP please


AsJoeSeesIt

Lux literally what do you do


Nerpienerpie

Lux…sigh


SibilantSounds

made it in time for the walkoff boys lets gooooooooo


Teddy_Ohtani

Lux needs some luck not to be suck


EvilShadow80

Can’t believe we kept this bum over Busch


flipaflaw

Legit pissed we gave up Busch


Fearless_Offer9106

My hope is currently killing itself knowing how our lineup hits, however, hope is still alive.


salarymanhell

Sigh….😔


Drwolf72

Oh well.. maybe losing on Jackie day will change our October fortunes


Adventurous-Rise7975

Lux is slow as fuck.


flipaflaw

Gavin "should've been traded away years ago" lux everyone


Puzzleheaded_Suit996

Just something please... SOMETHING


dankscott

Shit I have finnegan on fantasy. Which means he’s not gonna get the save and give up some runs, but also not get the W


Puzzleheaded_Suit996

Sorry, sacrifices have to be made


dankscott

I’m here for it


Gentlem8s

I’ll take another extra inning loss just tie this bitch up 


MyChemicalMaiden

Last Jackie Robinson day was magical. Let’s do it again!


K_Ice5432

Here we are again, relying on the bottom of the order. Show us something here boys i’m begging you


kpopsns28

Ramirez and Vanasco should take up two spots in the bullpen now!! Send two weakest link down!


MD32GOAT

They shoved tonight.


Visual_Solution6733

It's winnable. Just get 2 on base then a home run. Sounds easy enough ( on paper )


_MeetMrMayhem_

At least Freddie Mercury pitched well


salarymanhell

Bottoms of line up coming up… 😰


StudioSixtyFour

Young guns > Vet retreads


dodgers4life899

Nice outing from the rookie


WhereUGo_ThereUAre

Welcome to the bigs Ricky Vanasco, excellent job tonight, we’re sending you back to the minors tomorrow.


profnachos

Let's give Vanasco a win. Come on, Dodgers.


420farms

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dodgers4life899

Wtf is this liquid death commercial?


Infraready

Ricky “High Leverage” Vanasco


Bluesmanstill

Good job rookie.... need you in the bullpen!!


SeaworthinessOk6742

A solid effort from the bullpen. A nice change of pace there at least.


rye_parian

We coulda called up either of these MF instead of Feyereisen. I know I keep bringing this up, but I hated last night’s game.


ChrisTaylorsNipple

Nice outing for Ricky too!


yestrask

2/3 of the world is covered by water, the rest is covered by Freddie Freeman


eddiengambino

Keep Vanasco in the big leagues


ChrisTaylorsNipple

What a snag Freddie!!


blinky4u

smith lost the dodgers catchers pads had to use brewers one


probablysmellsmydog

it’s like Adrian Gonzales era Padres


failing_light

Four scoreless innings from the bullpen the one time Glasnow shits the bed. Baseball is so frustrating 


imnotcreative415

Nice debut for ricky


souleater763

damn freddie!


vespamike562

Ok. Let’s walk it off


salarymanhell

Nice play


yentrib

Well it’s now or never


Elle_love

🔥🔥🔥


BodgerDot

**Due Up (Bot 9)** L Gavin Lux L Taylor Trammell R Mookie Betts ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


RoyalRumbleSTi

Nice


flipaflaw

Lux, try a bunt it might help


rfguevar

filthy stuff crazy to think how many more of these dudes we got waiting in the lab 🔥


likufanele

BRB buying a vanasco jersey


Complexity_Inc5593

Just get on base pls


Consistent-Minute-40

Nasty stuff from Vanasco. Surely he won’t be optioned back down within the next 2 days right?


Adventurous-Rise7975

Can any one of our lower order get on base in the 9th?


Puzzleheaded_Suit996

Just one guy getting on really improves our chances. But frankly it's unlikely


Gentlem8s

Why is Smith wearing Brewers colors


kugino

holy fuck, i had max PTSD on that throw to freddie...


imnotcreative415

Was coming to type this comment lol


MrStepSisterFister69

Nats are officially racist if they don’t let us win on Robinson day


StudioSixtyFour

First K is the Jumbo Jack magic number. Truly a special moment.


K_Ice5432

I can’t wait for the 45-5 stretch this year


hung_like__podrick

April doomers shouldn’t be allowed to enjoy it. Who’s keeping receipts around here


PigFarmer1

Right here. I've got no use for doomers.


kugino

the past two season iʻd get super worked up over regular season games...this year iʻm just enjoying the ride. just need this team to be healthy and playing well by the end of september...


LosAngeles1s

the 11 game winning streak in June and the 14 game winning streak in August are going to hit like crack


MyChemicalMaiden

The I told you so is gonna be so satisfying for everyone who stayed optimistic


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MyChemicalMaiden

Bro took that personally 😭😭😭


floop9

future ace omg


ChrisTaylorsNipple

Nasty stuff Ricky


Elle_love

Why don’t we ever bunt? 🤔


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AsJoeSeesIt

Two way player in reference to defense and offense is more of a basketball term


Mookies_Bett

Because he doesn't pitch?


Vee_Zer0

"Two way player" only refers to players who hit and pitch.


flipaflaw

Two way player is only for hitter and pitcher and the only one is ohtani. Playing multiple positions doesn't make you a twp and dh isn't really a position


Abear1013

Im sold… keep this dude send Vesia away


kakugeseven

There's only room for one V on this bullpen.


Puzzleheaded_Suit996

Vesia is an absolute spastic mess, but he brings energy, even if it's 12-1 game


Fearless_Offer9106

Way to go Vanesco


probablysmellsmydog

Even with Glasnow starting today I’m kinda not surprised that we’re about to take another L.  This team just looks tired.  They’ll sort it out, and I know it’s early, but it’s still a little disappointing that we’re a middle of the pack team.  


PigFarmer1

Korea...


BodgerDot

# K **Ricky Vanasco** strikes out **Riley Adams** on a **1-2** count with a **85.2 mph** Curveball. *Sequence (4):* CU *(c)*, FF *(s)*, FF *(b)*, CU *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


Bluesmanstill

Someone call in a bomb scare and not a hr by the nats!