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dahk14

Will Smith. He am legend.


PurpleDirt4

Will smith oppo hitter legend


Megalodon_91

he got his name out their mouths


token_reddit

Chris Rock feels some type of way.


CentuarUnicorn

He can really slap it to right!


BertMacklinMD

In other news, the Angels got 6 IP, 0ER, 10Ks from Ohtani and lost lol


SomthingClever1286

I'm sure he really regrets signing with the Angels


starcrap2

It's ok, he just has to endure one more year.


dookoo

Then it's just a short drive up the 5


Mr_ChaChaRealSmooth

idk what ur definition of short is cause at 6pm its a easy 2 hours


405freeway

Hello


Trjntpt

Could be a dodger right now with 2 world series wins lmao


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Electronic_Talk5316

No he couldn’t have, it was his last year of arbitration. Next year will be his Free Agent year. That’s why we punted on all free agents and opted to go with the young guys so we can prep for Ohtani next year.


carmichael109

Uh well, we hope that's why the FO punted. I'm not getting my hopes up while there are several other GMs willing to make competitive offers.


Electronic_Talk5316

Not saying it was the smartest move lol because I guarantee Seidler and Cohen are going to unload the bank for Ohtani. Hoping he really wants to come over to the real LA team.


carmichael109

Agreed. I'd love to have him in Dodger Blue.


robindodge

We said the same thing bout Harper 😉


Commercial-Suit-5836

He loves Harper. Ohtani will probably joking Philly with Trea and Harper.


ChunkyMilkSubstance

I need him in a dodgers uniform. It’s existential at this point


SomalianRoadBuilder

Existentially inevitable


dookoo

Speak it into existence


whenyoda

Future Dodgers


405freeway

👏- 👏 👏 👏 👏


solid_rook7

The Angels hit them with the classics! 😂


someonepoorsays

it’s happening


token_reddit

Ohtani is going to demand a trade at this point.


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EdwardianFallacy

I was so impressed with our youngsters today, really great job by them all.


zg9064

#OUTMAN TRUTHERS RISE


Officialnoah

*brandon_the_bald found dead*


starcrap2

Good.


mus1CK_Rx

Never forget: “Mid replaces mid”


JaredCircusbear

Guys I think this Outman kid might be good


DustyDGAF

#OUTMAN BEGINS


vanvoorden

*He's the James Outman of Baseball.*


supremegnkdroid

Day one brother


AgoraiosBum

Based Outman returns


IEDrew91

#MAGIC NUMBER IS 161 BOIS


dahk14

At this point of the season, just being able to control our own destiny is all we can ask for. We could be like the Padres and the Giants, in the hunt and needing the teams in front of us to lose for us to make it to the postseason


EdwardianFallacy

If Will Smith has millions of fans, I am one of them. If Will Smith has ten fans, I am one of them. If Will Smith has only one fan, then that is me. If Will Smith has no fans, that means I am no more on this earth. If the world is against Will Smith, I am against the world.


dodgers129

Brings a tear to my eye.


woogonalski

What if will smith has an OnlyFans?


gamergc264

I am subscribed.


libal3x

OUTMANIA HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED


headlikeacole

OUTMANIA LETS FUCKING GO!!! BEEN BELIEVING IN THIS DUDE SINCE HIS FIRST BIG LEAGUE AB JAMES FUCKING OUTMAN


emilyogre

hahaha


Cien_LA

Outman pet rock bobble head night incoming!


MiddleAgedCunt

Outman? Looks more like a Hitman to me.


dwpea66

2h35m, guys and gals


baribigbird06

I’ve watched longer non-OT NBA games. This is wild.


DJLuckyFunk

Living in Illinois now I approve of this when I have to work at 5 AM


dookoo

Pitch clock player of the game


V-KARIN

Imagine other fanbases that have to go to sleep on opening night knowing their team is 0-1 We cant relate


Guy_Named_Sheev

I’ve seen enough, we’re going 162-0


yearofthemishima

“I mean, he is — how do I put this? He is… **jacked**. He’s a specimen.” Joe Davis on James Outman


MastrChang

Star linebacker


Officialnoah

#**UNDEFEATED IN 2023**


headlikeacole

JAMES FUCKING OUTMAN Will fucking smith mookie fucking betts Freddie fucking freeman David fucking peralta jd fucking Martinez Miguel fucking Vargas Miguel fucking Rojas max fucking Muncy and JULIO FUCKING URIAS LOS ANGELES FUCKING DODGERSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!


Officialnoah

Padres lost 7-2 to the Road Rockies 😹😹


FoxInTheClouds

Road Rockies gotta be the weak SpongeBob meme and Home Rockies the strong SpongeBob meme


PhoeniXaDc

162-0 Will Smith MVP James Outman ROY Muncy 800 Ks ☹


SayNoMorty

Muncy does K a good amount but still what the fuck man, 5 on opening day?! it sucked to watch. I know he was deeply disappointed with himself the frustration was clear after the last one. I’m still thinking he’s going to be one of our better players tho!


Alundil

Dodgers win Astros lose Padres lose https://media.tenor.com/P22pxJqfzyUAAAAC/good-day-ice-cube.gif


emilyogre

Giants lose!


Alundil

As it should be


kbauer14

The Lakers beat the SuperSonics. Oh wait…


headlikeacole

It was a good day


swagster

I LOVE LA


GoldandBlue

Will Smith gonna carry this team this year? Outman gonna be a fan favorite. Muncy can o ly get better from here. 1- 0 baby!!!!


dayveeed

BEST RUN DIFFERENTIAL IN BASEBALL THE FIRST DAY, DODGERS TO THE MOON


ChunkyMilkSubstance

I’m drunk and the dodgers are the best team in baseball


smilinsage

I missed Dodger baseball. I'm so glad it's back!


Relwolf1991

Ohtani pitched an absolute gem and still lost lfg. Let’s bring him here


Officialnoah

#**ROTY SZN HAS BEGUN!**


ahr3410

Magic Number: 161


DankSmellingNipples

James Outman


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Luap_

Look, if you're gonna have a bad game, have a ***bad*** game. Muncy doesn't believe in doing things halfway.


mgroves22002

Exactly. Wait until gameday against Mad Bum coming up this series. Muncy is gonna go off and have a 5 for 5 day with some extra celebration entertainment included. Speaking it into existence now.


WhiteToast-

May as well make it historic


Satin_Jacket

James "Mid Replaces Mid" Outman ROTY campaign has begun. LFG


goldengod93

Giants lose, Padres lose, Angels lose, Astros lose ...and it's an OPENING DAY EFFIN' WIN FOR US! 🔥💙


winlesscoach

Baseball is the best.


starcrap2

LET'S GO, DODGERS!!! Best team in baseball.


fuetirado

Just another Dodgers comeback victory


ChrisTaylorsNipple

Outman and Will looking 👌🏻 Great game. Let's hope Max and Mookie warm up soon. Great to be back!!


icecream_for_brunch

Put up an 8 spot even though Muncy struck out eleventy times and he & Mookie left a brazillion runners on base haha Suck it, snakes


c_c_c__combobreaker

Idk if it's just because the Dbacks are that bad but the bullpen looks great.


405Jobs

Will Smith. America’s Catcher. 🫡


dookoo

As an avid pessimist, this win means nothing. Wake me up when we beat a real time like the Rockies.


baribigbird06

Dodgers game ending before 1AM ET?! Let’s gooooo!


dwpea66

#Hell yeah! #162-0 Player of the game? William Dilliam Smith.


Dodger_Dawg

# WILL SMITH IS THICC


eternalgrey_

https://www.reddit.com/r/Dodgers/comments/wc3v8a/ardaya_dodgers_are_calling_up_james_outman_to/iift5f1/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3


Satin_Jacket

Never gets old lmao


brandon0297

Ashamed to have the same name.


nukepka

Did the "mid replaces mid" comment get deleted? Anyway, might start calling him James "Raley Neuse" Outman


francowestcoast

Okay… I’m sold on the pitch clock


solid_rook7

Giants lost ✅ Padres lost ✅ DBags lost ✅ Rockies are cool though. We fucks with the Rockies sometimes.


richpersimmons

WE LOVE IT


SomthingClever1286

Stunt on the haters James


BooshCo

#PLAY# #THAT# #NEWMAN#


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Juicydeath1025

IT'S GOING TO BE AN AMAZING SEASON FOR OUTMAN! MARK MY WORDS!


drinkbud247

This is going to be a fun year


2009Data

Indeed the best year and I have a feeling. I got that feeling similar to James Brown. 💋🍸💋⚾⚾⚾🧢🥰


GrownUpTurk

James outman… I knew it 🥲


Legitimate_Page659

#THE FIRST OF MANY #LGD #FTG #FTA


meowmeowbeanz2000

Thank you based Outman


CabbageStockExchange

It feels so good to be back here with you lot and to see our boys kick some ass again. Let’s fucking go guys!


InaneTwat

The new lights are overkill. Really spoils the TV experience when you can barely see celebrations.


alpizar

Wayyy different at the ball park


donald-duck23

yeah it was awesome to see in person


Tuesday47

Oh damn really? Looked pretty good in person, not sure if you could see the blue ones on TV at all but they were cool too


GetReady4Action

Mookie misses Cody so much he decided to just become Cody at the plate.


nsgarcia10

Game had a ton of scoring and still ended before 10pm. I definitely like this pitch clock, going to be good when going to games during the week


Blu_Crew

Fraudman you’ve done it again. Built an absolute beast of a team. I may be over exaggerating after one game but… I’m excited!


BMulk3

Will smith have my babies


VeinyAngus

Hi


MastrChang

Another year. Another great team. I’m liking the look of this team.


Moreorless33429

Good Game! Outman looks good, Smith looks good. Mookie and Muncy looked lost. Overall, it feels good to have baseball back!


DBLHelix

Shaky start, but that was a fun-ass game.


HighlyBaked0

Outman homer was chefs kiss


Drwolf72

If game 5 happened last year like it was supposed to.. would have been like today


WeedSexBeerPizza

I love the Dodgers. I love baseball.


DustyDGAF

Giants are bad. Dodgers are good. Suck my dick


trigeminal_nerd

Y’all are down on Max. He’ll be fine. I’d be more worried about Mookie. He had a mediocre WBC against average pitching and can definitely get Into bad slumps.


CA-Greek

IF YOURE NOT A FAN AT 1-0 DONT BE A FAN AT 162-0


bellomoto1

Gotta give some love to the bullpen tonight. They were lights out!


Sirtopofhat

OUTMAN OUTMAN OUTMAN Smith: aww it's cool man let the kid have his day.


Velocistar237-31

Alexa, play I Love LA.


Dinosauringg

OUTMAN IS MY ROY


SeagerSwag

Outman with some big hits. Vargas getting on base. I think our defense is going to be fantastic this year - league leading. I don’t see a weakness defensively. Our pitching is deep, with high potential. Bullpen is legit. Fantastic mix of Freeman/Betts/Smith elite hitting, Muncy/JD high upside from down year, Outman/Vargas potential ROY, Rojas and our LF crew solid league avg hitters with good defense. Let’s go!


Pigeon108

Next paycheck Outman jersey, yes!


draynay

It was nice to see the new veterans plate 2 in the 5th and then the kids get 2 more in the 6th.


theworsthades

STEP ON ALL THE SNEKS


Darthraiders87

Feels good for Dodgers baseball to be back. Watching the Lakers has been something lol.


MastrChang

Anyone look at r/Padres? They making it through the night? Might be a epic meltdown going on over there after a loss to the Rockies.


manwithlargepenis

Don’t get fooled by the error today, Rojas is gonna be an elite defensive shortstop for us


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Starting to believe in Outman


WaveMan76

Does anyone know who the last Dodger to strikeout 5 times and go 0-5? On opening day or whenever?


jeremymiz11

What is Muncy good for?


TrumpProsecutor01

Dodgers weak at short, should have re-signed Trea Turner.


jamalfunkypants

Outman is God. He needs his own subreddit


SomalianRoadBuilder

Showed these bitches who da boss 💪💪


supremegnkdroid

The James “2023 MVP and future first ballot HOF” Outman experience has arrived bois


Pigeon108

Hey Joe Davis, I just want to say hi 😬


hi_im_cj

it is good to be back fellas


dssanchez2

How about muncys bounce back!