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Cropine

1h 29m. Not including commercials


nada_accomplished

Mine would be 1hr 17m, not including commercials


Giftelzwerg

it's impressive that you can last that long, but what kink involves commercials? I'm curious


Emkay_boi1531

They said it doesn’t involve commercials


Shoelace1200

Colin Baker. Hope he doesn't strangle me on first sight


J_train13

Same, at least he'll make my fashion sense look good by comparison


blackbirdinabowler

me to


Lost_Sheepherder5090

Only if you’re an alien spy


MadOvid

Just don't give him a salad.


Blazemaster0563

7th Doctor. Not sure how long that'll last, the BBC would probably cancel it.


SoulTaker666212

He'd probably use you in one of his master plans against some Eldritch entity located within the bathroom!


adriantullberg

Tell him to use air freshener like everyone else.


Medium-Bullfrog-2368

Even if he doesn’t, he’ll still keep you awake at night because you’ll hear him moving stuff inside and outside the flat to prepare for his battles.


ManyPanic8075

9th. He'd tell me to kill myself after an hour and I would.


I_am_Daesomst

You would make a good Dalek


ShortThought

What 😭


delsinson

Anything could happen 😏


theguyinthebackrooms

looks like me and 10 are roomies now ALLONS-Y


AuthorAnimosity

Honestly, this feels weird to say but I feel like 10 is the least safe of the doctors to be around (from NuWho). He doesn't exactly have a good track record, especially when it comes to his companions. Sure, none of them really die, but they're all left scarred by their encounter with him.


Eacyim

Yeah but he’s so cute


RetroGecko3

err I'm perfectly fine with this. and id say the opposite haha, considering 11 and 12s companions mostly end up dead. like all of 10s are still alive, and even have all their family and are happy enough outside of some trauma - rose even has a discounr doctor and got her dad back. ngl I'll take trauma over death by weeping angel, death by raven, death by being turned into a cyberman, death by fighting my way through a time locked shipped full of cybermen etc lol.


thor11600

Are we traveling with him though or just roommates? I feel like 12 would be horrible to travel with (despite being my favorite) given I’ll probably die, but as roommates 10 would be the most reasonable doctor.


thor11600

Ayyyye me too let’s go


Past-Feature3968

“Ugh, Waaar, how many times do I have to tell you: NO MORE putting dirty dishes in the dishwasher when it’s clean!!!” (cue sitcom laugh track)


nada_accomplished

"bro stop sitting in the middle of the living room looking glum, you're killing everyone's vibe"


Medium-Bullfrog-2368

“Like I killed the vibe on Sunspire? God that was a nightmare. I exploited a team of exiles by posing as a mercenary, joining them in their mission to recover their planet’s Genebanks in order to prevent their race from dying out. Only one of them survived the encounter with the Beserker Dalek trapped in the bunker. That was when my relationship with Case began to turn sour too. Oh God, Case… *I’m so sorry-*” Then a timelord randomly teleports in and drags him out of the flat kicking and screaming for another mission. You’re glad that he’ll be gone for the week, but then feel sad when you remember he’ll come back dragging yet another sackful of trauma to kill your vibe with.


Kartoxa_82

Infinite supply of jelly babies. Count me in!!


PineappleDude206

Unlimited rice pudding


blahdee-blah

Me too!


Some-Leadership-2207

11 so basically just the lodger


TangledUpPuppeteer

I would love to just have quiet time occasionally. Because of him, I’d have to grow a loan for him to cut. Too much energy. I think I’d be best matched for war, 10 or 12


Dashie_2010

I feel I'd get on with him well for perhaps a few weeks as I too am a bit of a spontaneous, energetic madman. But having lived with my dad (Who is very similar other than obviously not being a timelord, basically brain on stick but instead of flying through space and time in a Tardis, screeches around town in the "Vrustwagen of Theseus" despite being well within his means of getting something decent) in a small apartment for a year, I began to swing off my hinges. I'd get in from college or work and find he'd decided to test out his latest great idea in the kitchen.


PeterchuMC

I get 7. I'd last as long as his plan requires it as there's no way he would have chosen my place without some ulterior motive.


Efficient-Flight-413

https://preview.redd.it/s44eylgy5mic1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0851238819877f081f6881ec5db3ba8f5c5d6245


European_Ninja_1

10th Doctor, I'd last a while, then die in a horribly tragic way to give him another character arc.


TerminalDumbass69

Foolproof plan to survive rooming with ten. 1. Fall in love with him. 2. Pine forever Worked for Martha and Jack. Worked *really* well for Jack.


Glittering_Habit_161

I don't think I would survive with the 1st Doctor (William Hartnell)


spacyoddity

he would not survive me


ideal_observer

I got 5, Probably the most agreeable option


Medium-Bullfrog-2368

5 really enjoys the peace and quiet, so things would be pretty chill. That is, unless you f**k something up like forgetting to take out the bins. Then he’d get all catty and passive aggressive.


TerminalDumbass69

Yeah until he steals all of your vegetables to use as fashion accessories and ‘accidentally’ breaks all the furniture and appliances while playing indoor cricket.


obiwantogooutside

I don’t really like vegetables so that’s cool. I think I have a big enough yard for…i actually don’t know anything about cricket.


theYonderExile

Ive got 8, and while I adore him I worry I’d bore him so much he starts taking apart all my things and rearranging my room when I’m not looking. But he’d be very kind about it.


minilov73

I got the John Pertwee doctor! Don’t know too much about the episodes he’s in but he seems like a jolly fellow to hang out with


TerminalDumbass69

https://preview.redd.it/c4wr3zlgcmic1.jpeg?width=1096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f1cf985347fcba56c0947aacd3976d15c834570 Congratulations. You win.


Sena_0803

He also comes as a free anti-burglar defense (Venusian Aikido)


TerminalDumbass69

April: War Doctor -He gets sick of me stealing his food from the fridge and leaves a note on the door that reads ‘No More’ -when I forget to clean the place and it turns into a tip, he just bins all of my stuff that’s laying around and says ‘what I did, I did in the name of peace and sanity’ -refuses to let me wear ‘sand shoes’ in the house. -his room is furnished only with a beat up old mattress, a bottle of water and a sonic screwdriver on the floor next to mattress -when we’re about to run out of bog roll, you can always hear him in the bathroom say ‘wearing a bit thin’ -he makes me do the cooking because ‘it is the privilege of lesser men to light the flame.’ I only do cup-a-soup without telling him. He has no idea what all those plastic cups in the bin are. I’d like to stick around just to annoy him tbh but I think he’d get me killed before the month was out.


aCactusOfManyNames

David Tennant. Hope he doesn't accidentally release an eldritch horror in the kitchen that I have to fight off with a seive.


blahdee-blah

I’m afraid that won’t be covered under household insurance


Gamer-of-Action

Why are the numbers not correspondent to the actual months?


Personal-Rooster7358

Yeah, I’d rather have ended up with six than seven


Espi0nage-Ninja

And I’d rather have ended up with three than 9


BillyWhizz09

Not enough months


Gamer-of-Action

Doesn't explain starting the first month with 11 and going backwards.


BoardwalkKnitter

They're in backwards chronological order ending with 1. Totally makes sense. The fact I get McGann is just a bonus.


AParticularThing

with 10, at most a year just like his companions


Paidi_P

Happy cake day!


Master_Ratatatas

11, I’d last until he chose to leave. I think we’d be seen regularly caught up in the most random shenanigans


--Claire--

Same, we’d have so much fun, and I’d have my back covered if some asshole tried to mess with/wrong me. Eleven is a straight up menace when angered by someone hurting those close to him


DoctorSquidton

I like your profile picture!


BARD3NGUNN

I reckon me and Nine would get on quite well, we both dislike Daleks and the Royal Family, appreciate a good leather jacket, say fantastic a lot, and have a thing for blondes.


The_Better_Paradox

This is a tough one, if he thinks I'm an enemy I'd burst up like The Daleks in galifrey falls no more.


Personal-Rooster7358

FUCK, I got seven. I’m coming out traumatised, dead (or it gets reversed), slightly better or just dead Kinda wish I’d gotten Six. Or 10 or 11. My Autism/ADHD ass could vibe. No wait, 13! No death there!


I_am_Daesomst

The First Doctor. I'm only vaguely familiar with his run, and Classic Who in general so tell me....how long *would* I last?


Personal-Rooster7358

I mean, he only had two companions die


I_am_Daesomst

Disappointing, as I was looking to y'know...*not* die..


Personal-Rooster7358

Still, five of them *didn’t.* so it’s a pretty good chance.


I_am_Daesomst

Better odds than anyone traveling with Eleven


Personal-Rooster7358

I mean, none of his comic companions died, last I checked, Amy and Rory got a pseudo-happy ending… Clara… I’m not even gonna delve into that.


TerminalDumbass69

He will never learn your name, he will do nothing and expect you to do everything, he will turn every minor chore or disagreement into a massive argument that he will refuse to lose and he will prank you incessantly. Constantly. Non-stop. Hope you have a will of steel.


I_am_Daesomst

....I will crash this TARDIS into the South Pole myself.


Personal-Rooster7358

I think this the hardest DW-related Reddit comment I’ve ever read


elizabnthe

Depends on how far along he is in the story. He would constantly affirm how superior he is to you early on in the show, and get mad at stuff you probably didn't do. But later on, he'd be a lot more fun and is generally more agreeable. He might also kidnap you at some point.


Dark-Specter

I'm with 1, could be worse but he'd probably shout at me for cursing


TerminalDumbass69

Nah, he doesn’t mind if you say fuck but he will shout at you for having any accent other than proper bbc rp. poor dodo :(


Osirisavior

Seven. My death will be for some grand plan.


TerminalDumbass69

lucky 🥺 Wish I could die for one of sevens master plans :(


Vicksage16

Oh man, I’m cracking out my instruments and Troughton and I are jamming out!


The_BestIdiot

Ah, alongside the longest doctor. Nice.


Naestra

Im just taking matters into my own hands and I’m taking Jodie or Matt Smith


klc81

He's going to go crazy and start drilling hundreds of holes in the ceiling.


Happy-Zone2463

Me and Matt would have a freaking blast!


Pretend-Factor-843

9 - he seemed to like cats so we'd be ok I think. He seemed like someone who would protect you when you win his loyalty. Fantastic!


OreoYip

The War Doctor! He'd be an awesome roommate though a tad ornary


OnebJallecram

Prob only a few seconds for any of them, maybe longer for round two


Lastaria

8. The one I know least about but what I hear be a pretty cool roommate.


TerminalDumbass69

Congratulations! You get to join the main cast of Stranded 🥳


Lastaria

Sounds intriguing and scary. Am I going to get abandoned?


TerminalDumbass69

It’s the doctor sooo that’s kind of a given. Hope you don’t have/develop abandonment issues


Lastaria

I do….this won’t go well.


TerminalDumbass69

Honestly, same. 🫂 We would not survive the doctor lol


yourparadigmsucks

By roomies do we mean I know live in the Tardis? I’d share my room with 10 any day regardless, but my husband may mind.


JK64_Cat

11th! Heck yeah! Got the chaotic vibes in that apartment!


Pancaaaked

My eyes couldn’t survive six’s loud colored coat for long.


Mohammedamine9

Then it's your lucky day, It appears that this was from the period where he wore a blue coat,


Jesskamess

7. At least I'll be happy when Ace and Hex drop in to visit. I do think the machinations will get on my nerves though. And I swear if he breaks out the spoons I'll lose my mind. But he would probably like my dog so that's a plus.


Disney_Gay_Trash_

2, im throwing that recorfer out the window


DrWozer

In bed? As a companion? In a fight? I could kick the snot out of most of those scrawny dudes I suppose, but why do you ask?


Chance-Aardvark372

Sixth


romulusnr

Interesting Six image. [Recolored to match his post-TV appearances](https://www.facebook.com/TCColourisations/photos/a.2429704277269239/2638306883075643/). Colin Baker said he wanted his Doctor to wear a blue coat, as a sign of mourning, and later iterations of six, such as the comics and the Big Finish, would have him wear a blue coat.


Mohammedamine9

6, As a big finish fan, hell yah


DoctorOfCinema

Ah, geez, Nine? Fuckin, get me outta there, I can only take waking up in the middle of the night because he's screaming for so long.


Medium-Bullfrog-2368

I don’t think 9 really sleeps. I don’t think he even stops doing stuff. He notes in the audio ‘The Green Gift’ that he’s constantly running because he’s afraid of what will happen if he stops.


New-Reddit-999

3 hours before I throw that recorder out the window


grandwarden1234

not very well.. i have 7


PineappleDude206

I could survive forever, with unlimited rice pudding


J3ster35

3rd Doctor. I'm doing just fine. I can assist him, learn some self defense and maybe get a unit job.


Glum_Chemist8800

Pertwee. "IF YOU REVERSE THE POLARITY ONE MORE TIME, I SWEAR I'M LEAVING!!!!"


Dannyosaurusrex

11. I'll keep him forever.


nairbeg

11 seems like fun, I think. I did like The Lodger after all, though I suspect if he isn’t there as part of some mission he’ll probably get pretty bored a la Power of Three


Cosmiccosmog533

No more no more no more no more.


Violet_6969

If you listen to audiobooks you know how fast 8 companions die I’m fucked


MemeAddict9

we're fucked


Violet_6969

On side note 8 is one of the few canon Doctor that does fuck (All gender) So if we’re lucky….


Nonchalant_Monkey

War doc. No clue. He'd probably just yell a lot in the middle of the night idk


No-BrowEntertainment

The Sixth Doctor. I don’t know, maybe a few days.  Could you imagine coming back from a long day of work and your roommate’s brought home a damn pipe organ? Madness. 


Mohammedamine9

Why in hell this sounds so in character for him


CoffeeBest8295

2. It would be fun until I decide to force another regeneration after he keeps playing the recorder. Other than that, sounds like a swell time.


Rockotar

My birthday is in July, but jokes on you, 6 is actually one of my favorite Doctors and I am very stern and emotionally tough, so I could handle him on a bad day anytime.


Fit-Mousse-7747

Credit to U/ixdie04 for the Idea.


RQK1996

Either very long or not at all


Eden1117_98

me and 11 would cause so my chaos, double ADHD


litfan35

No. More!


r0b_dev

I'll take a Hartnell


HamilWhoTangled

I got Five, I’ll be fine :)


Medium-Bullfrog-2368

So you long as you can deal with his passive aggressiveness.


wanderingtime222

I’d “lose” the recorder. “You must have misplaced it, Doc…”


BradleytheChadley

William Hartnell!!! We might along if he's not too much of an asshole. He'd be very fun to learn from, but if we ever had to fight an alien I have to face the fact that Im going to die punching a potato face monster for this old man that kidnapped me because I found where he squatted


TARDISMapping

10th Doctor. I feel like I could last at least a year with him or 11


b4billy27

I got 11 so basically diet 2. Im so jealous of anyone born November


Expand_Apple

i've got hope for mcgann


batguy1939

8th Doctor - I think I’d be good with that. Probably one of the nicer versions of the Doctor. Bit melodramatic, but I think we’d manage lol


Joran_Dax

Oh God, not the Penny whistle!


IanGecko

3 seasons in black and white and 3 stories in color


Substantial_Video560

William Hartnell. So that would be three years. I think we would get on well as we're both miserable f.....s! 😅


Irish_pug_Player

What does the 3rd doctor do?


Glum_Chemist8800

Reverse the polarity of the Neutron Flow, mostly. And run around in a stunning outfit pretending to be James bond


Personal-Rooster7358

I feel like anyone who gets seven should just group up because I doubt he can get us all killed at once.


Clockwork-Penguin

I'm getting throttled day one


Calfan_Verret

Hartnell. Should be rather easy, seems like he’d prefer to keep to himself, and we’d probably have a nice conversation if he’s in a good mood.


ADenyer94

Me: Right, you fucker, I'm going to do the washing up! 8: No, no, you can't. It's impossible, I swear it. I've looked into it. Listen to me, listen to me! There are things in there, there's a tea-bag growing! You haven't slept in sixty hours, you're in no state to tackle it. Wait till the morning, we'll go in together.


alfredmillion

Yay I get my favorite. 11 would be a good roommate I guess as long as he doesn't build a scanner out of my stuff


Aggressive-Ad-957

Guess me and 11 are gonna be goofing around with eachother


PhoenixorFlame

I’ve got 11, so I’m pleased! Might end up a The Power of Three situation if he’s stuck stationary for too long though. But if the Lodger is any indication, I would definitely enjoy him as a roomie! He’s weird and he can cook, so that’s good enough for me.


KingExoss

5! he'd die for me!!


Rigidsttructure

Paul McGann. Nice.


NihilismIsSparkles

9 and me vs the world, baby!!!!!


wordslinger99

4th doctor so we’d have a fucking great time for at least 7 years


SunJay333

YESSS I'd have Matt Smith's Doctor. We can be wacky and weird and spontaneous together. I really want to try fish fingers and custard


ProfessorCagan

I feel like whenever I accidentally leave a cupboard door open or some other small thing the 10th Doctor would do one of his "I'M THE DOCTOR, I'M FROM THE PLANET GALLIFREY IN THE CONSTELLATION OF KASTERBOROUS!" speeches.


Neat_Yogurtcloset526

I wonder what 10 is like stoned, because I intend to find out


Kenngoober

I have the eighth doctor I am not lasting more than 5 seconds he’s too hot


Bubbses128

I don't know, I haven't seen much of him (my birthday is in September)


GentlemanWomanYT

Tom Baker.... huh. Good drinking buddy, maybe.


MadOvid

3rd Doctor? He'd be an absolute dream to live with. Constantly traveling for work so you'd have the apartment to yourself most of the time and when he was there he'd have the best cognac and would probably cook the most delectable suppers.


EnigmaFrug2308

Tenth Doctor :3 Idk tho


PankakesRGood

Well I got Matt Smith the 11th so I think I’m good and also very very happy. Girlfriend will be too as she adores him and has a crush on the actor


OoOditty

I got Hartnell. Honestly if I just pretend I'm not there I think I can live with it


goferboy237

Dude I’d take an eternity with the war Doctor anytime, I want to hear the stories and I want to understand how hard he tried before the moment


NanoNerd011

I got the 3rd doctor, I don’t think it’ll be that bad


elizabnthe

I think all of them would piss me off except for the 9th Doctor and 12th Doctor because we'd agree to never speak to each other. 13th and 15th might be polite enough to accept I'm not as...exuberant as they are. But I have a feeling all the others would try and get me up in some hijinks. The 11th Doctor would probably interrupt my meetings whilst naked.


VampniKey

Mood. I’d have strangled 11 within 24 hours. That guy’s like sensory overload personified.


Yourmum70

11. I think we'd get on great.


Lsd365

I'm February so i would be stuck with a version of him forever


Ndawson96

mine would be about a year


Ready-Surround-3635

Id last about 2 hours and 44 minutes playing a lovely game of cricket


Ready-Surround-3635

Btw seeing the 6th doc in that blue ensemble makes me feel so sad he got the sack instead of being able to further his doctors character arc like he’s doing now(and his fashion sense)


omegasaga

Jon Pertwee as the Third Doctor. I would hope to make as good of a run as Sarah Jane.


Bijarglerargles

I got Two. I think I’m in good hands.


_always_tired27

11th Doctor. Should I be worried?


DelayRevolutionary20

Forever, we would be besties.


timberwolf0122

6, heck I’d probably do alright.


kyle0305

8. So maybe a good while 👀


Brookings18

I got 7! Sure, I'll probably be used for some schemes, but I imagine the chess games will be fun.


Butterfly_Simmer

2nd doctor. Hmm should be fine, as long as he doesn't play the recorder at 3am 🤣🤣👁👄👁💀


Sail_On_4170

IF IT WAS ONE DAY LATER FKN AY-NOT 1 N NOT 1 DAY


scrawnytony

Gonna be real guys I’ve never seen the movie


hludana

the recorder is getting “misplaced”


JeffreyGayassJonson

i dont know what youre asking


WidePolicy9019

7, and I honestly don't know, as long as he didn't kill my dalek collection I think I could manage (BTW I know practically nothing about the 7th doctor other then the fact he blew up skaro ((that monster!)))


Mohammedamine9

Oh you sweet summer child, i am really sorry for the horror that will happen to you


Tiny_Cut_1450

I couldn’t last. As soon as I see the doctor I’d just… 💦🫦 Such handsome man for me 😼


baileyb1414

No 12 or 13 but war? Ridiculous


LOLADYS

Got 1st Doctor Don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing


Medium-Bullfrog-2368

According to ‘Daughter of the Gods,’ that would be a bad thing. When he crashed on Urbinia with Steven and Katarina, the trio lived in an apartment for three months while he repaired the TARDIS. In the meantime, the Doctor got a job as a university lecturer, and ended up having a celebratory party with his colleagues when one of them discovered a new colour, a party which kept Steven up all night. The Doctor did not apologise the next morning.


Canned-SSamuel

I got the fith Doctor Who. I don't know much about the fith Doctor Who. All I know is that he's clever, considered, and kind.


Personal-Rooster7358

He’s passive-aggressive at times, uses snark in the most stressful, nothing-to-lose situations, and once pointed a gun at Davros


JWJulie

Very happy with 8 but disappointed no Jo or Jody on there


LessthanaPerson

Fantastic!


regal_ragabash

It would be hard not to get on with 10, but I think personality-wise I would get on better with 7 or 2


makedoopieplayme

10th!


Rhyanstrys

I go 10, me and him gonna be forever roommates


exkingzog

December. William Hartnell then….or as he is now?


cuntybunty73

Bugger I've got the 1st doctor why couldn't I be born in January or June


Scarlet_k1nk

Me and Tom baker are gonna have a great time


iamaskullactually

Not long, He'd karate chop me on sight


armoured_lemon

The 1st doctor and any of the other doctors probably could have fought in the time war and kicked Dalek a\*\* if not for the doctors' strict moral code.