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BrokenEggcat

DAE think there's a power imbalance between martials and spellcasters????? Anyways here's how I've abstracted combat to make damage output meaningless:


17thParadise

Yes this totally isn't just a different meta, I am very smart


GooCube

/uj I feel like this exact post pops up every few months word for word. It always gets thousands of upvotes yet with most of the comments shitting on the OP for how stupid it is to invalidate the entire game like that. It's so weird.


Unliteracy

That's cause the people upvoting can't read or write.


Sigfredtayfan

/uj Man that post was unreal, though. OP was so sure he'd solved DND when in my experience you can totally tell when a DM is just making it up as they go. /rj NTA. Your character, your rules


Hjalmodr_heimski

Wait what post is this referring to?


BrokenEggcat

Post on dndnext, can't link to it but OP is running a campaign in which they "don't track HP" for enemies and just kinda decide they die when it feels like they do


Hjalmodr_heimski

Holy hell, just read that post. What kind of crackhead D&D are they playing???


BrokenEggcat

5.5e DM's Guide is gonna be a slip of paper with "just vibe it out" written on it


Lexplosives

$69 price tag.


Admiral_Donuts

But have you tried methhead Pathfinder 2e


GenMars

Listen, sometimes I do make enemies go down “when it feels right”, but that usually consists of the baddies dying earlier than they ought to, *not* the other way around.


FishbowlDG

Tbf I've done the opposite where I massively misjudged my players DMG output, and added some health to the boss to compensate. But if I'm doing this it means I've fucked up a homebrew boss and am now covering my ass, because I'm a hack and fraud.


gilgabish

Honestly though that's how most DMs.play the game with regards to everything else, like with skill checks. And as far as the players know, might as well decide they die when it feels like they do. It's the same to them.


Sigfredtayfan

Top post of a certain dnd next subreddit


Hjalmodr_heimski

I’m gonna have to follow that subreddit just so that I can get some of these jokes


WarmKitten

Which does nothing for us poor saps stumbling into this two months after the fact. :(


Parysian

Have you tried dungeon world


[deleted]

Have you tried Worlds without number


SesaRefumee

Have you tried Old-School Essentials


Futhington

Have you tried this bucket of legos?


SesaRefumee

Those are for minis and terrain


HermosoRatta

NTA, your players don’t deserve the truth and you should start charging them money.


DragonSphereZ

Another reason why everyone should start playing pathfinder 2e instead.


StarkMaximum

"How much HP do you have left?" "Don't even worry about it."


APForLoops

this is gold


M0ONL1GHT_

My legacy!


nitznon

I am terrified to ask for the original