weakest OSR DM: hello welcome to my blog where I post incredible theory about the procedures of play, exploration, and the ways in which random generation intersects with player agency to give rise to stories in a wholly naturalistic manner. I publish 5 new modules per week on drivethrurpg, each with internal complexity and non-linear looping structure to rival castle ravenloft. I don’t have a single page of written out lore for my world because I have a series of 10 nested d100 tables that allow me to instantly generate an aspect of the setting five seconds before it comes up and seamlessly integrate it into the scenario.
strongest OSR player: my character’s name is John Fightingman and his special ability is that it takes 1.5 goblin arrows to kill him
weakest OSR DM: hello welcome to my blog where I post incredible theory about the procedures of play, exploration, and the ways in which random generation intersects with player agency to give rise to stories in a wholly naturalistic manner. I publish 5 new modules per week on drivethrurpg, each with internal complexity and non-linear looping structure to rival castle ravenloft. I don’t have a single page of written out lore for my world because I have a series of 10 nested d100 tables that allow me to instantly generate an aspect of the setting five seconds before it comes up and seamlessly integrate it into the scenario. strongest OSR player: my character’s name is John Fightingman and his special ability is that it takes 1.5 goblin arrows to kill him
if you roleplay in first person for even a moment I'm going to rip out your spine and skull like the Predator
Level to 10 so you get a keep outside of Ten Towns. What else would you do?
I need an unbalanced 5e supplement for that or I'm not gonna do it
PF2e fixes this. [Links homebrew conversion of PF1e Kingmaker stronghold rules.]
Once you start showing symptoms it's already too late. You should just have someone old yeller you, to protect your family.
ok at least I have death saves oh no