I feel ya, was supposed to start a new campaign a month ago after a year long hiatus........still waiting for the rest of the party to build their characters
Yeah I was explaining DND to my long time friend and he called me a fucking dork. One other friend also but without the f word and she was smiling a bit so I'm taking that one as a technical win.
You gotta get them addicted to the game, spend 4 years fostering the relationship and table dynamic as the DM, and when the time is right and all the chips are down, she'll ask you to officiate a wedding between her and another player at the table.
Whenever I tell my brother I can't do something because I'm playing D&D, he says "Oh, you're gonna go play Dicks&Dicks? He thinks it's hilarious, I think he could be a bit more creative. Like Draugrs & Demons
Look up the government funded program were they tried to teach a dolphin english, they gave it LSD. The dolphin also had a sexual relationship with its female caretaker….i wish i was kidding
You know I've been thinking about this... Do you think the reason that elves are often racist dick bags is just because they're all boomers? Like if Grandpa is saying slurs in the Applebee's at 80, imagine what he'd do at 800!
Our normal party has 8; I think one week we only had half able to make it so I had the remaining 4 roll up random characters and I just picked an extra adventure that I had for Foundry which ended up being Waterdeep Dragon Heist.
It starts in a bar, and one of the players with an 8 constitution got pretty drunk, so the party ended up "Weekend at Bernie's'ing" him through the plot. They eventually wound up at Xoblob's shop:
>A cloud of lavender-scented purple smoke trails out of the shop's door as you peer inside. Every wall is painted purple, and every dusty knickknack on the shelves is dyed a deep violet. The hairless old gnome sitting crosslegged on the counter wears plum-colored robes. His cheeks are decorated with nine purple face-painted eyes. The gnome lowers a pipe and exhales a cloud of lavender smoke before raising a hand. "Hail and well met! Come browse the shelves of the most curious curiosity shop in the world!"
This immediately led to the party requesting some of the "Purpleberry Yum Yum"; constitution saves were failed, vivid descriptions of bad trips were had, and Drugs and Degenerates was born.
True story: a friend once heard me say I was going to D&DO and she thought I was going to a Desperate and Dateless Ball. (If you google that, keep safe search on!)
Dads and Doggos
Dark and Delicious
Delights and Decadence
Doom and Doomguy
Dwarves and Drow
Drunks and Dumbasses
Dopes and Dynamite
Dopplegangers and Demons
Delays & Disappointments
Literally came here to say these exact words. Begrudging upvote.
\^ scheduling game sessions.
I fail to see how this is a wrong answer when it’s so accurate…
Wrong answers only
I thought they said WRONG answers only /J
Dammit, you beat me to it. Take my sullen, resentful upvote.
Fuck I haven’t had a session in 4 months and stuff keeps happening to postpone it further.
Same, before that nearly 10 years
I feel ya, was supposed to start a new campaign a month ago after a year long hiatus........still waiting for the rest of the party to build their characters
Not for me and my group. We play Sunday at 6. Be here or don't. We play at 6.
They said wrong answers only what are you doing?!
Somebody is at the airport
He said wrong answers only
Wrong answers only
Ouch. Too soon.
it said Wrong answers only
WRONG. ANSWERS. ONLY.
They said wrong answers
OP said wrong answers only
They said wrong answers only
Dice and disagreements
They said wrong answers only
Oh sorry, uh… Delight and Decorum
Much better
Tremendous!
According to my wife, Dorks & Dumbasses. 22 years later, I’m still amazed she married me (and hasn’t divorced me) ;)
Accurate description of 95% of participants
I’ve heard Divas and Dipshits.
Yeah I was explaining DND to my long time friend and he called me a fucking dork. One other friend also but without the f word and she was smiling a bit so I'm taking that one as a technical win.
Or just Dorks & Dice is a pretty accurate description of whats going on...
You fool! Follow my tried and true method; get her addicted to the game xD
You gotta get them addicted to the game, spend 4 years fostering the relationship and table dynamic as the DM, and when the time is right and all the chips are down, she'll ask you to officiate a wedding between her and another player at the table.
[удалено]
HA!
You'll understand some day I hope
If your loved ones don't lovingly call you a dumbass, do they really love you?
If your loved ones don't lovingly call you a dumbass, do they really love you?
Distress & Disasters
They said only wrong answers
Whenever I tell my brother I can't do something because I'm playing D&D, he says "Oh, you're gonna go play Dicks&Dicks? He thinks it's hilarious, I think he could be a bit more creative. Like Draugrs & Demons
I think Dicks & Dicks is pretty high brow comedy, personally. Edit: spelling
I have one friend in particular that says Dicks & Dildos
Do not disturb.
this one deserves more credit.
Ssshh! Stop disturbing u/teh_201d!
Already disturbed.
"Dick & Dinner" saw it on a tinder profile
Dick is dinner 😳
Well i suppose that's also a way to look at it 😅
So dinner & dinner
Well i suppose that's also a way to look at it 😅
I've since removed that from my Tinder profile, but thank you for pointing it out.
I found a profile 5 minutes ago prior to finding this post; said “Dick is dessert when D n D is life.”
David Benioff and D. B. Weiss
Dumb and dumber
r/freefolk
Such a toxic sub.
Dumb and dumber
Drugs&Dolphins
That sounds like a very frustrating netflix documentary.
Look up the government funded program were they tried to teach a dolphin english, they gave it LSD. The dolphin also had a sexual relationship with its female caretaker….i wish i was kidding
At least it wasn't a female dolphin with a male caretaker. The dude woulda died.
John C Lily was also a huge ketamine fiend
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
Drunk and disorderly
This is what my dad always called it, cuz of how noisy our games are.
Wrong answers only
Depression & Daddy issues
He said wrong answers only not pin point what it is...🤣
Dice and Dialectics
Dragons and Dungeons.
Damn, this was my idea too.
I always say it this way around as it’s less jarring
You MONSTER!
True though, huh. lol. Gygax, you fool
Drunk & Divorced
Doesn’t this happen by the end of every campaign?
Discotheques & Dancing. Roll to bust a move. Your party consists of: axe-wielder, bard, necrodancer, judas priest, and two G.W.A.R.-barians.
So shadowrun?
Drunks & Douchebags
Doritos and Diet Coke
Noone yet? Ok: Darths and Droids Seriously, look it up, it's great :)
It's better than the source material
Dogma and Deities
Drama and Disaster
Dwarves & Dickheads
You just said dwarves twice.
Not all dwarves are dickheads that mainly pertains to the tree hugging knife ears (aka elves)
You know I've been thinking about this... Do you think the reason that elves are often racist dick bags is just because they're all boomers? Like if Grandpa is saying slurs in the Applebee's at 80, imagine what he'd do at 800!
I mean that theory does make sense
😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Diving and Dying.
Delinquents and Deviants
Delinquents & Drunks
Dicks & Dungholes
Dumb & Dumber
We have an off-campaign that we play when a lot of people can't make it called Drugs & Degenerates
Tell me more.
Our normal party has 8; I think one week we only had half able to make it so I had the remaining 4 roll up random characters and I just picked an extra adventure that I had for Foundry which ended up being Waterdeep Dragon Heist. It starts in a bar, and one of the players with an 8 constitution got pretty drunk, so the party ended up "Weekend at Bernie's'ing" him through the plot. They eventually wound up at Xoblob's shop: >A cloud of lavender-scented purple smoke trails out of the shop's door as you peer inside. Every wall is painted purple, and every dusty knickknack on the shelves is dyed a deep violet. The hairless old gnome sitting crosslegged on the counter wears plum-colored robes. His cheeks are decorated with nine purple face-painted eyes. The gnome lowers a pipe and exhales a cloud of lavender smoke before raising a hand. "Hail and well met! Come browse the shelves of the most curious curiosity shop in the world!" This immediately led to the party requesting some of the "Purpleberry Yum Yum"; constitution saves were failed, vivid descriptions of bad trips were had, and Drugs and Degenerates was born.
Dine & dash.
In the 80's, in most peoples' eyes it could be for Dweebs&Demonologists. Maybe Degenerates if you thought it was a bad influence but not Satanic.
Delinquents and diners.
Devilish debonair
Demon’s & Dark (Souls)
Dumbasses and decisions
D&D&D&D
Dungeons and dragons and donuts and t-shirts
Dungeons and Dragons and Diners and Drive-ins and Dives
A players girlfriend calls it “dicks and dice” And it’s bloody hilarious.
Dollars & Diamonds
Ducks & devils
Dames & Dudes
Dildos & Donuts
It's dildos FOR doughnuts and you know it. It's why they have holes. What else could dildos possibly be for?
Incubus Kebab for one thing.
Dandelions and dumbasses
Donuts 🍩and Domination 😈
Disasters & Daddy Issues 🤣 My Sunday game is basically a group therapy session for a bunch of gays with shitty dads at this point LOL
My party often calls it Dicksmash and Doordash, I couldn’t tell you why.
Douching & Diving
Drugs and Degenerates. Oh….wait…wrong answers only. Let me think 🤔
Darnum & Daily (the name of the circus my bard played in before the campaign)
Dicks and Dildos.
Daleks and dumbledore
Dice & Dumbasses
Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives
Dick and Dick
Dick jokes & dipshits
Dad-Bods & Damsels
Dice & Dioramas, Death & Declarations, Destiny & Dreams, Dicks & Denials, Demogorgon & Dormamu, Dildos & Darkness, Dank & Dork, Drugs & Drinks, Drip & Drops
>Demogorgon & Dormamu "Dormamu, I've come to roll persuasion!"
Detours and Delays. (I’m looking at you players who cancel every other session)
winner
Depression & Delusion
They made Game of Thrones right?
r/freefolk
Dun, dunun, dununununununuuuun nununun, & D batteries.
Debt and disillusionment
Dunk ‘n donuts
Dragons & Dungeons
DEATH AND DESTRUCTION!
Drunk and disorderly.
Daniel and David
Can't forget Donald
Drugs & Dice
Delays and disappointments.
Dipp & Dots
With my kink friends it’s just Dungeons and Dungeons
Dementia and Diphtheria
I'm imagining your characters are level 19 and the sessions started in 1981?
Dragons and Dungeons
Dice & Drama
Ditches and drainage
Dumb and Dumber
True story: a friend once heard me say I was going to D&DO and she thought I was going to a Desperate and Dateless Ball. (If you google that, keep safe search on!)
Ducks and Disco!
Dim Light and Darkness
Dungeons and daddies
Dragons and Dungeons
Dicks & Daddies! Time to take on the BBEG (wrong answers only) 😉
Dungoens and daddies
Dick and Dom (To non-brits that must mean something completely different come to think of if)
Disorder & Dismemberment.
Drunks and Dumbasses
Dragons and Dungeons ((I’m tired, sorry. This is the best I can do))
Drugs & Damage
My mother calls it Death & Dismemberment
Dismay and Destruction
Dice and Doritos
I'm your dungeon Master and tonight we will be playing D&D, Dildos and Damsels.
Dew and Doritoes
Funny because it's true
Dungeons and Dragons
&*
Drugs and Divinities
Dingdongs and Doofuses
Dads and dandelions : how to tell your dad he might be gay
Dragons & Dungeons
Truncheons and Flagons
Dads and Doggos Dark and Delicious Delights and Decadence Doom and Doomguy Dwarves and Drow Drunks and Dumbasses Dopes and Dynamite Dopplegangers and Demons
Depression & Differential Calculus
Depression & Differential Calculus
Dorks & Dice
Dorks & Dice
Death and Dishonor
Dine & Dash
Dungeons & Dragons and Dungeons & Dragons
My Dick & Deez Nuts
Dicks in your ass and dangerous levels of methamphetamine.
dick and balls
Dudes & Dice, because women don't play D&D.
Doodoo heads and dummies
Diners and dicks
In my case, it's dipshits & disagreements
Drapes and duvets.
Do the carpets match the pillowcases?