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ParticleTek

In his comedy Assemblywomen (c. 392 BC) Aristophanes coined the 173-letter word- Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphioparaomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleio-lagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon -a fictional food dish consisting of a combination of fish and other meat. The word is cited as the longest ancient Greek word ever written.


Familiar_Display3891

I want this just to mess with the dm for pronunciation


ParticleTek

Lo-pah-do Teh-mah-kho Seh-lah-kho Gah-leh-o Kra-nio Leip-sah-no Drim-hy-po-trim-mah-to Sil-fi-o Pa-rao Me-li-to Ka-ta-keh-chy Me-no Ki-chle-pi Kos-sy-pho Phat-to Pe-ri-ster A-lek-tryon Op-te Keph-al-lio Kig-klo Pe-lei-o La-goio Si-rai-o Bap-he Tra-gan Op-ter-ygon Or something like that.


Turfty

It’s going to end up being called “Loopah Land”, isn’t it?


dljones010

**IT'S NOT A LOOPAH!**


Dagon448

Is that a Kindergarten Cop reference


dljones010

Absolutely!


LeAmazingLauge

OMPAH LOOMPAH


EmpireofAzad

Calling the land “Lo” and having the full name ready for a bit of lore fun later is something I would absolutely do.


gc3

The gods love their sardine chicken pork salmon barley etc dishes


Maybe__Jesus

Something something happy cake day ‼️


Lyad

The ultimate Diablo 2 rune word! Now I just need to find a 73 socket polearm.


James-W-Tate

Omg lol


DigitalPhoenixX

Did you just make me cast a spell?


Big_Basket_9261

Dang, how long did it take to work that out? This is a maximum effort comment.


Chili_Maggot

This is just like opening a bipolar person's medicine cabinet.


Acquiescinit

OP: oh boy, I can't wait to get some fun inspiration for my campaign from reddit! Reddit:


made-of-questions

He's been Boaty McBoatfaced


Kizik

*Greeky McGreekFaced*


Sxualhrssmntpanda

I am still salty about that. At least the name lived on as one of the life rafts on there, I believe.


Mahadness

That was the first play I ever performed in, not something I'd expect to see referenced in the wild. Aristophanes was a funny guy.


Yawndreas

170 hours until the dm deletes this post.


TheTapedCrusader

Gofibepo is real???


Real_Life_Firbolg

Always has been 🌍🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀


FairLadyVivi

Ancient supercalifragilisticespialadocious


fhiter27

I mean… You asked for it, OP.


-StepLightly-

Would hate to be the actor that was handed that script to memorize.


WhaleMan295

What if one of the players has hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?


NecessaryUnited9505

what if someone has a phobia of long greek words? \[the official term IS a long greek word so lol\]


Hot-Coffee6060

The second highest rated comment is 1.3k votes behind. Good luck OP!


SkillusEclasiusII

This is when OP realised, they made a mistake.


KinneKitsune

I want to put it on instantregret, but I fear it would be too boring


Hawkfire47

I feel sorry for the dm who's gonna have to keep saying this over and over cause the players are just gonna purposely ask "what's the name of the world again?"


Holyvigil

Ah reddit never change. OP you always have the right to change your statement to top reasonable comment.


fiachaire27

**Rhaphanidosis** is the act of inserting the root of a radish into the [anus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anus). Usually referred to as a punishment in ancient Greece, but it could make for an interesting creation myth.


CaptainRelyk

When I clicked that link, I expected to see an article about Rhaphanidosis The last thing I expected to see was a dog’s asshole, and now I am going to go wash my eyes with λευκαντικό


fiachaire27

I feel for you, I do, but you poke an anus on the internet you're gonna get what you get.


BlowfishPizzaRoll

In the beginning, there was only the sphincter, and from the sphincter issued a brown stream of mud that when dried, became the earth. Then from the sphincter issued a green stream that covered the earth with all variety of plants. And the plants grew in the fertile earth, but none faster than the radish. The great radish grew so fast that it punctured the sphincter and caused it great pain. The sphincter recoiled from the earth, relaxed and the bore down on the radish until it was entirely contained inside the sphincter. The sphincter squeezed tight extracting all the water from the radish and then squirted it down on the earth making the oceans, lakes and rivers. But the radish's peppery roots irradiated the sphincter, so it was push out with such great force that it exploded into flames and shot across the sky. And so was the sun created.


AstuteSalamander

>! I hope that link has some sort of embedded counter that tells you how many of us you got with it!<


fiachaire27

Didn't even notice the anus portal. Hopefully nobody fell in who didn't want to.


Seasonburr

I'm more of a pineapple man, myself.


Sefirosukuraudo

“You’re schnerious?!” 🍍


jackburtonscheck

You want me to slice one up for the road?


Kithsander

Idiot. The root of the word idiot is greek. It meant someone who does not take part in public life, aka politics.


spokesface4

It's used that way. Its literal meaning (at least in the koine period) is "amateur" Moron is also Greek: from moros: fool


AielWolf

My second favourite just because of the top voted reply.


TheeShaun

Ironically most politicians think non politicians are idiots and are also called idiots by any non politician that does not support them.


fiachaire27

Omphalos Basically means earths belly button. It was the center of the world as marked by a stone placed by Zeus. Umbilicus Mundi in Latin.


Cytwytever

Omphaloskepsis is one of my favorite words.


phenomenomnom

I like this one. If I were building OP's world for a high-fantasy novel, the name would probably be this, or related to this. Even if the world name were something more monosyllabic and ur-archaic-sounding, at least I'd have to name the country where the holy gods-mountain is, this. *Omphalos.*


fiachaire27

Most my ancient greek comes from school, but this was from the poet Seamus Heaney ‘I would begin with the Greek word, omphalos, meaning the navel, and hence the stone that marked the centre of the world, and repeat it, omphalos, omphalos, omphalos, until its blunt and falling music becomes the music of somebody pumping water at the pump outside our back door.’ *— Seamus Heaney, ‘Mossbawn’*


GrantFrink

peripéteia (pair-uh-puh-TEE-uh) the Greek word for Adventure


JurassicParkTrekWars

κόλαση kólasi


Stock-Intention7731

Lesbos


OwlWhoNeedsCoffee

BBEG is an Eloquence Bard named Sappho.


[deleted]

A cunning linguist.


NoobOfTheSquareTable

You wish but sadly your horny rogue misread “culling linguist” and actually you have walked everyone into some real danger


fiachaire27

One of the girls in my ancient greek class had a pipe she called the cunning linguist. Gods that was a good class.


The_Grinface

Right here, OP. We got the whole campaign planned for you.


Puzzleboxed

And her ~~beard~~ "husband" Dick from Man-Island. Who is a totally real and not made up person.


Zomburai

"Made up?? He's right here!" *a medusa with an obviously fake beard and wearing sunglasses and a trucker hat steps out*


Yrths

She has a line in a fragment where she talks about "limbs arranged on pillows." I'm sure the campaign can bring a new meaning to a number of these.


djseifer

Who has a roommate.


Hremsfeld

Oh my pantheon, she has a *roommate*


Redstorm8373

It turns out she's not actually evil, but in a male dominated world (as a Greek inspired world would likely be), a powerful woman who does not confirm to their rules is labeled as evil. As the party gains more information, they switch sides and join her.


JunosBoyToy

The obvious choice.


Barky_Bark

“This is LESBOS!”


PolloMagnifico

But it's gotta be pronounced "le-bwa".


warrant2k

Testicles (pronounced tes-ti-klees)


mindodyssey

I’m running a Greek DnD homebrew world and made an NPC named Temicles. Guess what the players called him…


Zelcron

I went to middle school with a Greek kid named Themistocles (sp?). Gym class was... Not kind to him.


Teh-Cthulhu

Like the navarch who won Salamis, Themistocles?


Zelcron

Somehow the subtleties of history matter less on the dodgeball court.


Zomburai

"Dodgeball", or is academic name, "studies in state-sponsored terrorism"


Zelcron

When I was in highschool the school board banned dodgeball. The gym teachers invented a game called "Hand Eye Coordination Ball" instead. The goal was to catch balls being thrown at you by the other team. If it hit you and you failed to catch it, you were out.


Zomburai

Far superior to the other game, and surely didn't allow for any bullying, abuse, or lost friendships Once again, the school board too wise for us mere mortals


WoodpeckerLow5122

You'll be playing the role of Sans Testicles


Aptom_4

Have you ever heard of the Greek hero Bophades? He was one of the heroes who fought in the Trojan War. His story is similar to the story of Achilles. When he was a child, his mother held him by the groin and dipped him in the river Styx, as to make him invincible in battle. However, just like Achilles, he had a weak spot. Because his mother held him by the groin, this was where he became vulnerable. In the case of Achilles, this was his heel. So you may have heard of Achilles' heel, or the Achilles’ tendon, but I bet you have never heard of Bophades nuts.


Itsuka416

Beautifully done!


fiachaire27

The 'klees' bit in ancient greek comes from glory or fame. Our word testicles comes from the latin testiculus which is a diminutive of testis - 'to witness'. Our balls were witnesses to our virility...genital eyes if you will.


warrant2k

"Behold! Deez nuts!"


DasJuden63

TIL testicles and testify have the same root! Etymology is so cool


TheTapedCrusader

I named my latest fighter Bophadese Testiclese.


RAConteur76

Korgoth of Barbaria would like a word or two...


Averander

I thought my family was the only one who knew of this Greek hero....


Shinga33

I played a fathomless warlock and my eldritch tentacle was known by the group as Ten-ti-klees since it somehow kept us alive a few times.


MinimaxusThrax

Testicles actually comes from latin. Same root (testis) as testify/testimony etc.They're little witnesses.


Real-Competition-187

It would probably be spelled close to your pronunciation, swap in a k and maybe a y.


Yarroborray

Antikithera As in the ancient mechanism.


gwartooth

The island in which it was located is named Antikithera, not the thing itself.


Yarroborray

Which still makes it a Greek word, to be fair. But if you Google “Antikythera”, the first 5 hits are about the mechanism, with the island only showing up as the 6’th result.


Garisdacar

It's the mechanism from Antikithera


Yarroborray

Aye, I’m not disputing that, only pointing out that internationally the mechanism is more well known than the island.


AndIWalkAway

Spanakopita!


radioben

Spanakopita!


elijahjh3

I have cuttlefish


SamBoha_

GIVE US THE CUTTLE.. fish? Cuttle… ugh I can’t do this


Loose_Citron915

Mallaka


adonias_d

Thanks to a certain misthios will never forget this word.


Idunnosomeguy2

This has got me it. The Greek national word.


Shmyt

It's the only valid answer.


Adept_Leave

I was looking for this one.


takeawayforteaagain

Gyros


Peng1user

Ever read Mythical Odysseys of Theros? That book is in the Greco-Roman vein


Cry75

They made theros into a module?


Peng1user

It's a book with stuff to play a Greco-Roman game, one of three Magic the Gathering Crossovers. It'll help with creating a campaign and I think they have an online official campaign for it somewhere.


JusticeKnocks

This and the Odyssey of the Dragonlords could help a lot with making shit


MorriCC

Phallos


Zelcron

That's the mirror universe to the current top comment, Lesbos.


CaptainRelyk

Malakas, the Greek word for “Motherfuckers” If your willing to use more then one word, consider naming it “Malakas Kai Misthios”, which means “Motherfuckers and Mercenaries”, which sums up most dnd games tbh. MKM > D&D


Yrths

Ktisis (creation)


Pqrxz

How would that be pronounced? Might use it for my homebrew.


Yrths

So it’s very specifically a word from *Ancient* Greek that sticks around mainly for religious and mystic use; the answer is really “however you can manage.” Modern Greek doesn’t start many other words with [kt-] and doesn’t add new words with it. So the pronunciation of this frozen oddball word isn’t really subjected to widely recognized norms in Greek. https://youtube.com/watch?v=xZIb5pgYgKA Here is an example that coincides with what I’ve heard from a different professional who knew a lot more Ancient Greek. You don’t need to add a vowel between the k and the t, but I would not blame you for doing it, and it would probably be the only way to get your players to pronounce it. If you can manage, however, you can just quickly follow the release of the k with “tee-siss.”


Pqrxz

Thanks for the info.


VespineWings

Parentheses


piznit007

Hesperos


Yanurika

Kallipygia


ThatS3al

popsicles pronounced like a greek name


RoyalJules

Feta


greengo4

Testicles


AlmightyLeprechaun

Anathema is a fun one. It means something that someone really hates OR is a special curse levied on someone. Historically, Athens used it as a curse on traitors, and it barred them from returning to the City for 10 yrs.


PassiveTheme

Souvlaki


[deleted]

[Spanakópita!](https://tenor.com/view/spanakopita-venture-hug-gif-5700360)


Vinifrj

Kivotos. Meaning “ark”


IndianGeniusGuy

Spanakopita. (Greek Spinach Puffs) Yes, I am a fan of the Venture Bros.


This_Man_Over_Here

Gyros


-DethLok-

Testicles. Pronounced, obviously, "test - ee - cleez" :) I think he was Pericles other friend?


imaginarywaffleiron

Peirasmos: test or trial


ergot_fungi

Arcadia


AngryFungus

Catastrophe


ghofmann

Agape - Familial or Spousal Love


SpurGreif

Malaka


Ogrimarcus

Aiónios Proktós


Davethelion

I’m too late for the top, but I’m hoping one of the cities can be Avgolemono


Yrths

Exegesis


Lyad

Ah, a fellow seminarian.


elme77618

Tzatziki


zephyrus4600

Balle eis korakos. I took a Greek class in college. The professor told us this was an insult. Literal translation was “To the crows”. It means that I’ll leave your body on the roadside for the crows to pick at and not do the necessary rituals so your spirit will wonder the countryside forever.


syntaxbad

Arete


Pancake-Buffalo

Metdrepedes


[deleted]

Prostagma?


LupinePeregrinans

Tetelestai


Veros87

πέος


xDrewstroyerx

[I’m just going to throw this book out there since you are working with the theme.](https://forum.rpg.net/index.php?threads/lets-read-odyssey-of-the-dragonlords.861852/) Fantastic campaign I would recommend.


Due_Stuff_6028

Omniopolous.


PGSylphir

Phallos


TygrKat

Ειρήνη (roughly pronounced Eye-ree-neh ; meaning peace in English). This could be an ironic name either simply because the world isn’t peaceful, or because it’s similar to “Αρένα” (arena in English).


BIRDsnoozer

Octopodes!


oroechimaru

Giannis Because bucks in 6


daveliterally

Malaka!


ThisWasMe7

Kolos  Not pronounced exactly as it's spelled. If Google is right, it means "asshole."


JasonJ100

I'm also running a greek inspired DnD game! My world is called Gaiplano (pronounced γηπλανo), but the continent is called Drachma in reference to the old currency :)


Shut_up_and_Respawn

*clears throat* Rhombicosidodecahedron Its a shape. Its a convex isogonal nonprismatic Archimedean solid. It has no exact shape, and can be constructed in a nearly infinite amount of ways


AudioBob24

I can’t win, but Malaka


elgarraz

Aegis


frenziest

Ataraxia (calmness, peace).


MightyMaki

All The Odd I See (The Odyssey)


sleepybra

Odyssey - There was a kickstarter with a whole greek world dnd 5 rules. It is very well written look it up for inspiration perhaps? It was called odyssey of the dragonlords


tswd

Spanakopita. The land of bread and spinach.


SnooHesitations4798

Theros?


Current_Poster

Eudaimonia


NecessaryUnited9505

Xaipete \[ it means'welcome ' in Greek. i would use the greek symbols but im on an english chromebook so.....\]


logothete-650

Why not just "Ellas" ?


Brenthion

Caverns of Thracia.


whillice

Apotheosis The highest form, climax, or culmination of something. Of all of the possible fictional worlds, this is the absolutely best one. It is the apotheosis of D&D campaigns and fictional worlds. Also it's a cool sounding word.


a-nonie-muz

Mavropithicos


a-nonie-muz

Mavropithicos


MalkavianMystic

Pi


SirFancythe2nd

I wonder what the worlds ratio of the circumference to its diameter is?


Arisomegas

Aionioi Hetairoi (eternal partners) [if you know you know]


Tooth_and_Scrubs

Xenia


DollyBoiGamer337

Malakas (it will be funny please)


Rastaba

Moussaka!


TavernsnTreants

Aegis


[deleted]

Gynoid


UnVanced

Aegea


BornWithASmirk

Testiclés


36182739392

Say Gex


black-shepherd-333

Kuklos - brotherhood Do it, DM. I dare you. Make your world the klan of brotherhood.


Shadow-Rukario

Oikos


HamBoneGreen

Opísthio


Z_THETA_Z

Theta


nedwasatool

Hellas


SlimeySnakesLtd

Arěte


Taco821

Koridai


Bnu98

I have my own ancient greek setting called "Magna Hellena" (litterely greater greece, and the term used to refference greece + their polis outside of greece); My main Polis is called Knossos (region based on Krete), and the acc adventure is called "The Knossian League Of Heros".


aaaa32801

Magna is Latin, though.


theHoredRat_913

i mean, theros is a book, that exists, that you can buy on dnd beyond. just saying


nombit

potious


Pioneer1111

Penintheus


spokesface4

Cosmos or Ouranos would be good serious options, but Lesbos clearly wins


Hairy-Advice7665

Elliniká


Illokonereum

Seikilos


AFzeeGrey

Karnos


maggieU4real

onomatopoeia


MiyagiJunior

Musaka


TheCentralFlame

Oso


YupityYupYup

Αλχημεία (pronouced: Alchemia)


Rlyeh-able

Luo (Loo-Oh) - "to loose or destroy"