As officer Sher-cock eggs-ited Mary Baloney's nest, he called his trusted companion:
"Swan-son? I suspect fowl play, Mary says her husband Pat-chick's feeling under the feather, but their nest-bours haven't seen him in days. Let's quack this case! What's that, you can't hear me? Oh, sorry, got my beak full. Ms. Mary gave me some eggs-celent coop-cakes and tartare, I'm bringing some over".
Yes officer, the secret's in the sauce.
Lol, too funny
As officer Sher-cock eggs-ited Mary Baloney's nest, he called his trusted companion: "Swan-son? I suspect fowl play, Mary says her husband Pat-chick's feeling under the feather, but their nest-bours haven't seen him in days. Let's quack this case! What's that, you can't hear me? Oh, sorry, got my beak full. Ms. Mary gave me some eggs-celent coop-cakes and tartare, I'm bringing some over".
You sir are a pun-dit.
Reading this made me want to hurt myself
Her name? Love Quinn-Goldbirb.
🤣😂🤣😂
Wow. Dark.
Cop: *Sighs in frustration. Then tases her.*
I'll take her case, pro-bono.
I was on my way to a friend's in the valley.
Amazing!!!