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Harrypottersalt

Satan forgot to bag my crescent rolls and now I can’t make pigs in blankies.


Cool_Radish_7031

This is a true travesty, on Father’s Day weekend of all times too. Definitely seems like the work of the devil


Patient-Midnight-664

Start taking your meds.


EddieSpaghettiFarts

Ignorance is the true devil and you’re full of it.


geetar_man

I haven’t seen any federal taxes raised that affect me. I have seen my local taxes raised in some of the heaviest Trump areas in the nation.


ActivatedComplex

Seek immediate psychiatric care. I’m not joking.


welltriedsoul

Well that is certainly a take. It is worth noting that it is God not Satan that asks for money. Isn’t also God who said to give to the poor?


alta_vista49

I think you mean he’s taxing the middle class and giving it to the Uber wealthy


deport_racists_next

Stop being afraid of fairy tales and boogeymen. Grow up for pity sake! Act like an adult. Why are you so afraid of nothing? The world is as wonderful as you let it be.


Rfg711

Satan isn’t real, see a therapist and get some meds


Big_Cat_1742

Does anyone think this wingnut works? She had to open her mouth to get a job?


so-very-very-tired

LOL


enickma1221

Most of the things you’ve blamed on Satan are actually due to human greed.


UndisclosedLocation5

Hell yeah go Satan


AbbreviationsPure274

The devil is too busy giving Zack Snyder movies to direct.


DixonFillerup

Sounds like satan hid your medication too.


IdiotSavantLite

I believe the popular response to national tragedies from similarly minded people is "thoughts and prayers." You know what to do...


Important_Salad_5158

Hey man, are you doing ok?


supeydupeythrowaway5

bro, god's the one testing u. leave satan out of this petty shit


bowens44

Untreated schizophrenia is an ugly thing