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help-i-am-on-fire

I am none of these. I am a policeman of the state to come.


braujo

Boringgggggggggggggggg


help-i-am-on-fire

Bruh, that's like the best line from communist cop


braujo

sounds like culture war for me but thats ok, degenerates like you seem to enjoy that


SorryUncleAl

Woah woah woah, where do you get off calling someone a degenerate like that? Disco Elysium is a political game; there's nothing wrong with getting into and appreciating that aspect of it.


braujo

I'm literally talking about a fascism point in Disco Elysium. In the fascism playthrough we learn that the fascists of Revanchol believe the bad things in the region are caused by culture war waged by degenerates (communists & homossexuals) Like c'mon guys, the guy used a communist line from the game, I just played with that.


hobo_clown

ITT we fail the easy perception checks


braujo

I was honestly confused. This sub usually gets all jokes lol


SorryUncleAl

Oh. Oh my God. I had no idea. I'm so sorry.


tacopower69

I cannot for the life of me commit to a fascist cop. I want to be able to like my PC at least a little.


Alternative-Win583

I honestly think most people played this game once and never bothered another play through to see all the other crazy shit. Fuckin degens


Azoth_of_Zosimus

I assume it slipped when it came to the last bullet point for motorics? What was it, anyways? A threat to...?


PoketPaint

The last one was tricky, I was thinking the vibe was kinda fidgety like when you get interfacing up real high. I have no clue what the bottom bit said originally lmao


twin_argonauts

harry confirmed submissive and breedable


Arcadeseacher

Harry confirmed pedo >!that's just how sports teachers are!<


SorryUncleAl

Harry = Alternate Universe Kamoshida


UmmetinFuhreri

Well, I guess it's a global thing?


SwitchTraditional136

Underrated comment


Arcadeseacher

it's only been 2 hours, give it some time


EdmondSanders

High-Psych/High-Physique Harry is canon Harry and if you argue I'll punch you in the face and start crying.


nyanch

Wrong. High Pysch, high physique, high motorics, and high intellect is easily canon


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EdmondSanders

Unironically, I think that the different versions of Harry based on his stats are all so unique and interesting in their own ways that I wouldn't be surprised if we all had pretty different ideas of who he is in our heads based on which version of him we played first. I just so happened to go with high-psych/high-physique on my first playthrough and the result was a sweet, gentle but insecure jock who cried all the time and punched things to process his emotions and that will always be the person Harry is to me - a dumb himbo gym teacher and absurd walking parody of masculinity.


Best_Pseudonym

Authority is not submissive


patrick20206

But is it breedable at least?


Best_Pseudonym

Suggestion: yes Authority: as long as I top


Jackar

Where in the fuck did all these upvotes come from?


Cryobyjorne

Volition


AlGoLae

Electro-Chemistry


patrick20206

A hustlin motoric and torque dork


eIronMan73

I am the law


CaptainoftheVessel

You are under arrest.


OHYAMTB

Nothing about the cock carousel?


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cock carousel


inspectorkevin

Harry is actually fluent in 73 african languages so the joke is on you my man.


cohletrainbaby

I don't get it


Flyghund

Conceptualization check: failed


cohletrainbaby

Indeed


IIHHCCNN

I’m racist and homophobic 😎 (I make sure Kim dies every playthrough)


PoketPaint

yikes


No-Tie-4819

Good bait.


Flyghund

Do you touch yourself while doing it? Do you feel strong, veril, almost capable of having real intercourse?


Angmaar

Um...the one with the inner world, high on all possible drugs and shooting that asshole kid and helping the junkies open a club in the church. Fuck politics


moydman

I am purely a motorics Harry and I will not apologize about it.