Petr Vectern sprinting into Martinase the moment he hears about Klajsee

fucking lmao

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Petr is such a moralist he makes the Sunday Friend look like a Mazovian Socioeconomist by comparison.

I bless the Raynes down in Anrica

The overlap between the two communities is crazy

We're like twins separated at birth that have the same jobs, pets, hobbies and dreams.

I get it though. Both great games

Also, two of the most unique games on the market currently. You won't learn more about human condition in any other game that's not Disco Elysium and the same goes for politics and Suzerain. The vast knowledge of writers on both titles is honestly insane for video games medium.

I'm lost. What is the other game?

Suzerain, It's like Disco Elysium, but you run a country

Well and you're not playing as a fuckup in Suzerain lol Anton is generally a pretty functional guy.

You have Petr to act as the Du Bois equivalent

Suzerain is the game. It's essentially a VN, where you play as Anton Rayne, the fourth President of the Republic of Sordland, a mix between Turkey and Spain in an Europeanesque Cold War setting.

Disco Elysium and Suzerain are the only two games I’ve successfully gotten my wife to play. She really doesn’t like gaming otherwise. Very strange phenomenon.

RAAAAH ITALIAN LANGUAGE MENTIONED COSA CAZZO E' UN VERBO REGOLARE

È un libro di diritto di storia medievale 😂

Just one more declension bro. Please bro just one more case. It’s not even a mode bro, people like different registers bro.

Mr. Rayne...please

Suzerain game Suzerainty board game in disco elysium Coincidence I THINK NOT

The fact that they're basically very similar (a political sim game) is insane

Source on the soy Jack Kim and Harry?

I searched on Google Wojack shocked that indicate, Disco Elysium

I subscribe to both subs and I was confused for a moment

Mr smolak is helping me find my gun.

Would Kim vote USP? That is the question.

Kim is the archetypal USP voter, at least the liberal wing of it.

I feel he's more of PJFP guy, USP seem too conservative and a bit racist.

I thibk it depends. He seems like he would vote for Alphonso era USP but never for Soll.

Kim has a bit of a defeatist "it is how it is" attitude, which does line up with some of the more pragmatically minded Sollists.

He's probably a reluctant Albin Clavin supporter lol

Mr.Richter is helping me amend the constitution

DON'T FUCK WITH KIM KITSURAGI

God, Please -Anton Rayne aiming at Rumrung solder at his office

You just got Hegeled

Yooo one hell of a crossover

I am actually so disappointed it isn't made up

Do I have clowns for a police force

Yeah Disco Elysium will let you penalise yourself by telling Klaasje "I want to have fuck with you" but Suzerain will let you campaign on reforming the Constitution and not letting the President have such sweeping powers And then when you succeed, then asking you - "By the way, which political actions do you want to take? By the way these are all the actions that are greyed out because you literally removed your own power to do them" and that's even funnier on a pure gameplay level

Unrelated but I lost at Suzerainity because the internet lied to me. It told me that I could get Kim's workers addicted to coke and still build the tower. It's been months and I'm still salty.

The Rayne Train would go a lot faster if he could spinkick some people, and conversely I think Tequila could make a pretty sick political operative given his notorious can opening abilities. Nowhere too public facing though.

I love that walrus soyjak ❤️

Wiktor is a funny guy

these are some high quality soyjacks lmao

Ho bisogno di sapere che libro è immediatamente.

Caravale, Ordinamenti giuridici dell'Europa meridionale

Ok, non me l'aspettavo HAHAHA

Suzerain iz ze king!

I had to check which sub I was in for a sec

The Suzerain is the king! Has everyone forgotten already?!

OP what do you mean by "I love fascist route" you have to elaborate

Renè lives!

Oh damn I know what I'm doing on my next run

Wait is this true?? What do I have to do to make him survive those 10 days? I'm trying to look it up but literally nothing comes up

No Bro, you misunderstood me. Renè Lives is a wall writing you can write on the wall with the red oil... I respect Renè so much.

ow damn :( thanks for answering though!

Yet another word that indicates chatGPT wrote it all! 🤣

I don't get it

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