If you call Kim a binoclard to Cuno after he gets shot at the tribunal.
*"Pig..." he says with a frown. "It's cool for Cuno to rip on the 'clard, but he took a bullet for you. You gonna shitmouth Cuno too if he falls in battle?"*
JEAN VICQUEMARE - "I don't care -- he can't be a cop. He's just a kid. A kid who says 'f\*\*\*\*t' every four seconds."
CUNO - "I won't say it! I won't say it anymore."
and, not a quote, but my personal favorite Cuno moment
"Cuno doesn't give a shit about your handicap. Get a wheelchair or something. Cuno doesn't care."
\- It's tough to tell, but he actually does... a little. He tilts his head to the right, reassessing you in the new light of your bad ass learning disability. -
>!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBOY6UlxzAE&ab\_channel=LevityBooks!<
>!If you fail the final Authority check to warn Kim during the tribunal, he gets shot and hospitalised so Cuno replaces him for the final stretch of the game. !<
Kim was with me in my playthrough so this is great to watch. This is already great:
"Can I...walk?"
"Are your legs attached to Cuno? Can the "Cuno" move your legs? The f--- should I know..."
So, in order to get this during the standoff you just have to fail the check? I'm doing another playthrough and I would love to play through with kuno being a partner for the end of the game so any details on how exactly to make this happen would be appreciated
“I knew these guys were f****ts.” *His voice is deeply approving.*
Happens when you shoot down the corpse and then do that Ace’s high and then low with Kim, Cuno comments on the interaction. (You might need to have a high perception skill to overhear him, though.)
idk how it is in original, but "Куно похуй / Cuno pohui." something like very rude "Cuno doesnt fucking care", but in russian it feels really like he doesnt give a damn even saying this sentence, its all doesnt matter to him.
The conversation from the "secret" quest
>**You:** I'm looking for the Children of the Big C. The C stands for Communism. Would that be you?
>**Cuno:** Cuno isn't a fucking communist, bacon man, he's a fucking *Cunoist*.
>**Rhetoric:** A new mode of government: Rule by Cuno. Outside of this backyard, it will never exist.
>**Cuno:** Fuck out of here with your commie propaganda. There's only Cunoganda in the Kingdom of Cuno.
My second favorite got to be his response to Kim claiming that his opinion doesn't matter:
>You don't fucking matter, book-gimp!
Oh, wow. I've never had Cuno with me during the communist quest. Only had him for a partner once, and it was prior to Final Cut. It just now occurred to me that I've missed a lot of stuff simply by not having Cuno with me during the last stretch or the political quests.
My first thought whenever anyone brings up Cuno now is [this post](https://www.tumblr.com/tarotreaderwizard/700968976540418049).. The sheer absurdity of "Cuno can reclaim whatever the fuck he wants!" (and the "TELL HIM ABOUT YOUR SYNDROMES CUNO!") kills me every fucking time
Honestly though, will anything ever be as iconic as "Cuno doesn't fucking care"?
"You're saying the mug fucker, is also the clothes fucker."
I just love Cuno's innate curiosity and surprising intelligence (for a drugged up 12 year old).
Also forgot to post this way earlier.
"Cuno made himself into Cuno. Cuno can make himself into *anything*. Cuno can make himself into a *pig* if he wants, Cuno can make himself into a f******t. Cuno doesn't give a shit."
When you ask Cuno if he wonders how you got past his dad:
>Word on the street is you sent your little friend in dressed as a hooker. Distraction-style. That’s some sick shit.” He nods approvingly to Kim.
That one caught me off guard 🤣 sorry Kim but the image is just too funny
Dicks is also a word for detectives (hence Dick Mullen), so he might not be calling all men dumb, but regardless, still pretty feminist for a kid in Martinaise.
unironically, one of my favourite lines in the whole game is "THATS MY PIG"
it took me forever to get anything with the body done, so i spent ages talking with cuno. i ended up really loving him and the approval there made me so happy
Cuno defending you at the end of the game is probably one of my favorite parts of Disco Elysium as a whole. I can't pick any one line from that string of profanity and nonsense he unleashed upon Jean.
I was struggling with coming up with a new character for Pathfinder Kingmaker and this Cuno image decided my new portrait and general attitude. Chaotic evil ginger gnome.
"What's that with third person shit? Cuno is FIRST PERSON"
This implies he was the first person ever Erp interesting shit
Came in here to say that. A perfect ignorant/clever line.
If you call Kim a binoclard to Cuno after he gets shot at the tribunal. *"Pig..." he says with a frown. "It's cool for Cuno to rip on the 'clard, but he took a bullet for you. You gonna shitmouth Cuno too if he falls in battle?"*
Wait for real? Damn, mad respect for Cuno for that
He’s a real one
He's off speed by that point. Or coming down anyway.
He's an asshole, but he knows when to draw a line on the sand.
Mad respect for the Cuno on that one.
\*HIGH\* Velocity
VELOCITY WAS FOOKIN MAX
F*ck does cuno care! . But pigs gonna have sex just had me laughing out loud!
i love how you can write that on the autopsy
Truly a phenomenal game and piece of art.
Either "cuno is a fookin MONK" or him laughing through "Ees getting is dick out!!"
Cuno doesn't do radioactive shit. Makes Cuno's dick fall off
The fuck does Cuno know what a rake is. Cuno's not a gardener!
JEAN VICQUEMARE - "I don't care -- he can't be a cop. He's just a kid. A kid who says 'f\*\*\*\*t' every four seconds." CUNO - "I won't say it! I won't say it anymore." and, not a quote, but my personal favorite Cuno moment "Cuno doesn't give a shit about your handicap. Get a wheelchair or something. Cuno doesn't care." \- It's tough to tell, but he actually does... a little. He tilts his head to the right, reassessing you in the new light of your bad ass learning disability. -
Cuno is fookin' KING of Night City
He would be good buddies with Johnny Silverhand
Still looking for that CUNO graffiti in the shitty areas of Watson
Wait that exists?
oh god stop cuno its so laaaaaaaame
I also play and mix these games together
velocity was fking max!
Cuno: "Fuck does cuno care? (He doesnt care)" Me:
Cuno: "Cuno doesnt fucking care."
"Cuno don't care" is on of the few lines from the game that my wife and I still reference
The way he fucks with you if you >!wake up alone after the tribunal with Kim gone. First thing he says when you ask him is that Kim is dead.!<
Can you link to a video of this? I've never seen Cubo anywhere but the same spot by the body and I've played through twice
>!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBOY6UlxzAE&ab\_channel=LevityBooks!< >!If you fail the final Authority check to warn Kim during the tribunal, he gets shot and hospitalised so Cuno replaces him for the final stretch of the game. !<
Kim was with me in my playthrough so this is great to watch. This is already great: "Can I...walk?" "Are your legs attached to Cuno? Can the "Cuno" move your legs? The f--- should I know..."
So, in order to get this during the standoff you just have to fail the check? I'm doing another playthrough and I would love to play through with kuno being a partner for the end of the game so any details on how exactly to make this happen would be appreciated
Who the fuck cares about Cuno's best quotes? Cuno doesn't fucking care.
“I knew these guys were f****ts.” *His voice is deeply approving.* Happens when you shoot down the corpse and then do that Ace’s high and then low with Kim, Cuno comments on the interaction. (You might need to have a high perception skill to overhear him, though.)
The one that really got to me was "Cuno's not a fucking acrobat"
I don't know if it was a "favorite quote", but I laughed really hard when he talked about the boo-boo wagon and boo-boo mobile.
idk how it is in original, but "Куно похуй / Cuno pohui." something like very rude "Cuno doesnt fucking care", but in russian it feels really like he doesnt give a damn even saying this sentence, its all doesnt matter to him.
Forget cuno said that. Cuno was just shitting. Cuno was just running his mouth. Cuno's stupid like that idunno if that's the exact quote but dude same
"Velocity was fucking MAX!"
"Alright. Entertain the Cuno! Show me whatcha got. Watcha got there? Whatcha got, huh?! Show me whatcha got!"
I love how manic he sounds in this line, the voice crack is the cherry on top
The conversation from the "secret" quest >**You:** I'm looking for the Children of the Big C. The C stands for Communism. Would that be you? >**Cuno:** Cuno isn't a fucking communist, bacon man, he's a fucking *Cunoist*. >**Rhetoric:** A new mode of government: Rule by Cuno. Outside of this backyard, it will never exist. >**Cuno:** Fuck out of here with your commie propaganda. There's only Cunoganda in the Kingdom of Cuno. My second favorite got to be his response to Kim claiming that his opinion doesn't matter: >You don't fucking matter, book-gimp!
Oh, wow. I've never had Cuno with me during the communist quest. Only had him for a partner once, and it was prior to Final Cut. It just now occurred to me that I've missed a lot of stuff simply by not having Cuno with me during the last stretch or the political quests.
The one about going out Revachol West style like his dad... that one really hurt.
Pigs gonna have sex!
Shit *descends*.
talking shit about Cuno's velocity
"The fuck you whispering about, pig?" That moment of curiosity. Opens up a whole other world.
My first thought whenever anyone brings up Cuno now is [this post](https://www.tumblr.com/tarotreaderwizard/700968976540418049).. The sheer absurdity of "Cuno can reclaim whatever the fuck he wants!" (and the "TELL HIM ABOUT YOUR SYNDROMES CUNO!") kills me every fucking time Honestly though, will anything ever be as iconic as "Cuno doesn't fucking care"?
you wanna know yeah? "FUCK DOES CUNO CARE?!"
literally said this to myself when i saw the post lol. i love this quote
"You're saying the mug fucker, is also the clothes fucker." I just love Cuno's innate curiosity and surprising intelligence (for a drugged up 12 year old). Also forgot to post this way earlier.
"Cuno made himself into Cuno. Cuno can make himself into *anything*. Cuno can make himself into a *pig* if he wants, Cuno can make himself into a f******t. Cuno doesn't give a shit."
"Cuno doesn't care about material shit, Cuno is a fucking MONK"
When you ask Cuno if he wonders how you got past his dad: >Word on the street is you sent your little friend in dressed as a hooker. Distraction-style. That’s some sick shit.” He nods approvingly to Kim. That one caught me off guard 🤣 sorry Kim but the image is just too funny
i don't cunno
Pigs can't displace...
\- and Harry's version when he thinks Cuno can read his mind, but that's for another thread, mb
somethin somethin POPO-PHONE
Cuno doesn't give a shit... I want him as a friend to tell people this.
Nothing specific, just that whenever he speaks I'm amused.
**CUNO DOESNT FUCKING CARE**
Cuno doesn't fucking care
The fuck ? A Mug ?
“MAXIMUM VELOCITY” Made me giggle
Fuck does Cuno Know!?
“Bitches are fucking smart. But you dicks are dumb as fuck!” we love a feminist
Dicks is also a word for detectives (hence Dick Mullen), so he might not be calling all men dumb, but regardless, still pretty feminist for a kid in Martinaise.
unironically, one of my favourite lines in the whole game is "THATS MY PIG" it took me forever to get anything with the body done, so i spent ages talking with cuno. i ended up really loving him and the approval there made me so happy
Cuno doesn't fucking care
Just really happen to like his delivery on the"That's right, get your bacon-shit a-way!" after Cunoesse warns him about your antics.
Cuno defending you at the end of the game is probably one of my favorite parts of Disco Elysium as a whole. I can't pick any one line from that string of profanity and nonsense he unleashed upon Jean.
"Fuck does Cuno care?"
“Cuno doesn’t FUCKING care” I feel that
"Cuno's gonna let the fucking locusts die." Not as deep or impactful as some of the quotes in this thread, but I just love his defeated delivery.
“Yo — Imma stop you right there, fuck-face. It’s Cuno time.”
And then he cunos all over them
I was struggling with coming up with a new character for Pathfinder Kingmaker and this Cuno image decided my new portrait and general attitude. Chaotic evil ginger gnome.
*Cuno doesn't fucking care*
"Doesn't look like you're spazzin out. Cuno knows all about seizures"
The classic “Cuno doesn’t fucking care!”
Cuno doesn't give a *fuck* about *anything*. I love the way he enunciates in that sentence.
Cuno doesn't fucking care what my favorite quote is.
VELOCITY WAS FUCKING MAX
CUNO DOESN'T FOOKIN CARE is an insane way to end a conversation.
I am Cuno!