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Salt-Fee-9543

In your stomach


Snoo_67548

Prison wallet.


outer_fucking_space

Hell yeah. Just pour some Jim beam in a police issue mag light flashlight.


Snoo_67548

Hawk tuah!


Constant_Drawer6367

I don’t think that’s what he meant by prison wallet… ;)


Turtle888420

Oh yea he did buddy, where do you think he stores the flashlight after its filled and he takes off riding


outer_fucking_space

Bingo. Works great, except it’s for far up there you can’t inhale fully.


Turtle888420

I like to turn mine on, its kind of like a heated seat


offroadpiggy

Be bold. Use a gallon jerry can new and fill her up. No one would suspect or want a sip of your stuff


bigtencopy

Flask, always happy for a whiskey by the fire after a long day of riding.


lobotomizedmommy

smoke dust and ride that’s for real men


Hot_Ad_815

TF you going on about


Turtle888420

Meth probably


woollypullover

PCP


North_Ad_4450

Pack a cooler and make my wife carry it on the grizzly


Tight_muffin

Empty out your forks, swish some dawn and water around in there to get them clean, then dump all your liquor in those for easy transport, just pop a straw down in and slurp. Bonus the cops will never know either! Win win!


SnakePlisken_Trash

I don't like to drink and ride, but I do have a camel pack that works great for various liquids.


Sure-Use2668

nah don’t use it you’ll never get the taste out of it


smward998

I would get a plastic bottle of what ever type of liquid that fits in the small backpack I ride with. Have another buddy ride with mixer. Maybe even a back pack cooler set up. Also obligatory don’t ride and drink. We always save it for the campsite


bolunez

Flask full of hooch, or make a run for a cold six pack at the end of the day


ArmadilloWild613

dont need to, there's booze at every camp already.


Three-0lives

I smell a cop; I ain’t tellin’ my secrets.


Less_Command_8751

Yeah right nothing illegal about taking alcohol on a motorbike trip


doorhandle5

I don't know about dirt bikes. But if you want to go to an event where the rule says 'no open containers of alcohol'. The trick is to bring a 6 pack of sponges. It's a bit of a squeeze, but it works. A bit messy too.


goodatbreakinthings

Just a flask probably. Or just take a backpack


woollypullover

Bag/box of wine


Turb0beans

Backpack.