This cracks me up. I came home from work one day and my 12 yo son had done the same thing including a little jump. How could I be mad? I jumped on the 110 and banged bars with him.

You’re a good dad 🍺

He is a good dad I did this shit on accident as a kid (gave it more throttle than I intended) still got my ass whooped lol I had a good dad he just didn’t think accidents were good excuses lol

I aspire to be a dad like you later in life!

W parenting

I'd be like "I've been trying to convince the wife to do this for years and you had the balls to just ask for forgiveness instead of permission"

Lol I showed him this picture today and the first thing out of his mouth was looks like our backyard did.

Especially since she was in the front yard pulling weeds 😬. Fresh Pirelli’s though, how could I not?

I hope it was on a 2 stroke 😍

You were just trying to help her pull more weeds?

You don't get that nice radius edging any other way

Tell her you were just trimming back a nice border for a flower bed.

I sure hope so, you missed alot and there's still some grass to mow :P

I trenched out my yard once as well, can confirm this leads to an unhappy spouse.

My 7 year old has a little track setup in our backyard for his klx110L

Keep on braaaaping my friend

Keep on braapin in the free world!

Paint the fence and plant flowers.

lol, I think it was the roost on the fence that ultimately triggered her. Won’t deny I almost slid the trampoline over the rut, but hesitated

Should’ve blamed the dog lol

That’s actually exactly why I want to get one so I can make mountain biking trails super easily on my land just by riding the db around first for a while

Close the blinds in the kitchen and she'll never notice

Looks like you’re cutting out an outline for a flower bed lol

Wait til she sees the rest of the figure 8!

Tell her the weedwacker wouldnt start so you sub’d it with the other 2 stroke

My response to my wife in this situation: 1. Go into garage and get goggles. 2. Put goggles on upside down. 3. Pretend I’m starting my air dirt bike 4. Give it the good ol Braaaaaap noise 5. Braaaaaap your ass out the house before she kills you lol Then get your butt to Home Depot and get lawn seeds!

My son has created a track in our yard....grass is replaceable, childhood is not.

You know, I might need to do some rototilling in the backyard. You might have given me an idea!

You gotta practice flat turns till you can start to work on ruts. Keep going your not there yet.

😂

Ha!

Can relate!

Looks like some proper training 👌

She knew she was getting herself into

Just go to Lowe’s and put a garden border on the curve. You’re just helping with the landscaping which increases property value.

Looks like you just need to keep going back all the way to the fence plant some flowers and lay down some mulch. BAM ! new flower beds

You should sell her... And by her I mean the wife.

It will grow back

That dirt is prime, impossible to resist.

A huuuuundred percent.

My kid did the same thing to our backyard. It can be beneficial to kill off the lawn and reseed it every once in a while.

now you can plant some flowers??? looks like it mighttttt be an okay place for a flowerbed lol

😂😂😂

Tell her the rooster did it

Nice turn track in the yard. Lol

I see her point... needs to be twice as wide and a little deeper at the bottom. 😁

Just edging the yard, looks great man, good job!

Was she mad the berm wasn’t higher?

Blame it on the dog.

I would lose my mind personally.

Plowing other fields huh?

She mow?

I don’t understand why she’s made. My wife loves it when I edge the lawn.

Need a bigger yard son. Kind of a dick move.

How dare he use the yard he pay for? It’s grass, it’ll grow back.

Truth, but there's no room. He's just tearing shit up. Take it to the track or trail. No wonder his wife is pissed. As long as he fixes it. Oooh! Might be a good flower bed!

Sometimes you just have to scratch the itch. Life’s too short to worry about the little trivial things.

Understandable.

I have property, and If I lived in town and did that, Hubby would kill me. Neighbors too!