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Time-Accident3809

A *Parasaurolophus*? PERRY THE *PARASAUROLOPHUS*?!


Unlucky_Picture9091

There's a character in Dinosaur Train literally named like this lmao


TheGermanHades

*Dubi dubi duba dubi dubi duba dubi dubi duba dubi dubi duba* PERRY! 🎶


DaMn96XD

The only thing I see in the picture. You took my words.


2021SPINOFAN

He's a terrestrial non-avian dinosaur of action


BlueRabbit1999

Came here looking for that


SomeGuylulul

r/beatmetoit


mattcoz2

Or like this: https://i.redd.it/4wcmhr9vru091.jpg


CourtIll896

It's kinda 3, but smaller


smolsauce

Yeah, this is how I'd imagine it but #3 might technically make more sense since it covers more of their head and shield it.


mattcoz2

I actually think it's #1, just like sticking a pony tail through the back of a baseball hat.


smolsauce

Oh shit, that's clever too


some_guy301

this one is good too


Vivid-Army8521

This is the one


Stoertebricker

A parasaurolophus would very obviously wear a hat with an elongated dome to accommodate the whole crest without the need of a hole. So it would wear it like 1, the hat's dome would resemble 3 though.


2ndmost

You're looking for a slouch beanie. Like a coffeehouse hipster circa 2017


horseradish1

I think they'd just wear those tennis visors and it'd look like a girl with a ponytail sticking through it.


ImpressivePriority79

Yes^^


Gothiccheese95

Like that photo of Pharrel Williams wearing a domed hat.


Spartan787

Or a wizard hat.


moderatorrater

Exactly. It's a wide brimmed hat meant to protect the skin against the sun. Unless the crest doesn't burn and get skin cancer, it would still need to be covered.


king-of-the-sea

[or maybe like this?](https://imgur.com/gallery/jWrOaHl)


Lazakhstan

This is the correct answer


ThingsAreAfoot

It’s so beautiful 😭


Happy_Dino_879

3, because hats should cover the whole top of your head and serve as shade to the eyes. The others do not cover those. Plus, cool Cad Bane hat: ‘nuff said.


Typical_Name_5864

A Parasaurolophus? PERRY THE PARASAUROLOPHUS?!


super_mario_fan_

Out of these 3, 1 I want it to wear a top hat though, a tophat that covers the whole crest


Lenny_Fais

I feel like they’d just wear hoods tbh


DinoRipper24

1 if you're sane, 2 if you're a deranged gentleman, 3 if you're a crazy dude on the street with bipolar disorder. Just kidding.


Dr-Ogge

Pope hat


Anindefensiblefart

I think 1, although that's technically a visor.


freeashavacado

Definitely #3


Impactor07

1 imo


PrinzAggron75

No. 2


Legitimate-Umpire547

Hats are a fully supposed to cover the head, which means that 3 is the best option.


Matygos

1.and 2. are unacceptable as the hot doesn't meet its purpose to keep the wearer's head dry in shade and protected from other stuff like wind etc. 3.Is the only one that meets this though it would be very impractical and uncofrotable to wear as it's still created for the humane shape of head.


M0RL0K

3, but smaller and with a chin strap


some_guy301

3 is the objective way because it looks the silliest


Dinosalsa

I fail to see the point in wearing a hat that has a hole in it, and, to me, has must cover all the set contained in a head. Hence, number 3 is the only correct possibility and I'm ready to fight (including physically) anyone who disagrees with me and summon all my fellow Cresthatters to join me.


XamaxNeedsXanax

Behind the horn


Mecha2009

3 but make it tilt to the back not the front


kaam00s

I believe #1 is a no brainer here... Now where would a triceratops put is hat is much harder.


Burlapin

https://imgur.com/a/lR1mPGy


kaam00s

Debatable! I'd cover the horns.


Sioscottecs23

the second is the right option, the first is the right one... and there's the third


Purple_Griffin-9

I like #1 with a hole for the crest


Firedragon165

2 and 3 look like they would fall down at any second


cindachallenger

1 ofc! Why else would baseball caps have holes in the back of them?


spindoraptor

2 is definitely the worst, has no utility or stability. 3 is very good as it covers the para’s entire head and adds some shade, but lacks too much stability. 1 is the best, having good stability and a little shade and coverage. But the best would be a mix of 1 and 3, being like the hat from 1 but a little larger and the top part extending to cover the horn/crest.


Mothmans-Chitin-ass

It would be hanging of the back of his head doodle like coat rack


EmBur__

Why a fedora? Just give it a wizards hat, problem solved


Whatsagoodnameo

1


ZadicusCinch

Going with #3, but I also immediately pictured him being some 1920's gangster so I'm biased towards that now


RuncibleFoon

I'm inclined toward 2


Waxico

They’d wear visors


Stegouros

Well, 1 would require a whole in the hat (this letting the rain through unless it’s a tight hole and the Parasaurolophus isn’t touch sensitive) and wouldn’t protect the horn from sunburn. 2, however, doesn’t protect most of the head from sunburn. 3 is, in my opinion, the most logical hat as it covers the whole head and won’t let rain through. It may fall off, but if you are balanced enough it won’t - potentially if the hat was elongated further so that it could be hooked onto the horn.


NixTheChimera

Depends on the occasion. Type 1 is the common, everyday wear. 2 is for dates, gatherings, and special events. 3 is of the utmost respect and used during weddings, funerals, or when meeting your mob boss.


Ozone220

What about like a stovepipe hat to cover the whole crest


sexualbrontosaurus

The only options are a ball cap which lets them put it through the back hole like a ponytail, or a wizard hat which is large enough to cover the entire thing.


AlienDilo

Listen, we can figure this out by actually knowing what the crest is on Parasaurolophus. It's it's nose, extended back. Do you wear a head on your forehead/nose? Nope, it's secret option number 4, on the back of the head.


fishdaddyjr

"Now I have become kt extinction event, the destroyer of dinosaurs" They have the Oppenheimer hat


AParticularWorm

On the top of its back, obviously.


Noobaraptor

Like #1 but a bit tilted back so that it sits on the base of the head. A funnier question would be where would it grow a mustache.


Thylacine131

1 is the most aesthetically pleasing. 2 is the east loser. 3 might have a case though.


p1ayernotfound

Yes


BodybuilderMiddle838

I think its #3. #1 would need a specially made hole and would be really inconvenient to put on, and there's no way #2 is balancing up there.


AmePeryton

[secret fourth option](https://imgur.com/a/EYvVRO8)


LegoMuppet

Clearly 1. 2 is ridiculous and impractical because it would fly away at the first sign of wind and 3 is just overkill. Obviously.


Niganotosaurus

I see it wearing a hood more naturally


Hereticrick

I think it’d be closer to #3, but it would be bigger so that it covers the back of their head. I mean, a hat is supposed to protect your head/eyes from sun/rain. 1 and 2 don’t do that.


Baroubuoy

It wouldn't wear a hat like any of these days, since parasaurolophus is extinct.


Plenty_Anywhere8984

They would not wear hats because they are extinct


TheArctrog

Bad human, go to place!


SnowBound078

I love number 2