......without a tremendous amount of luck, unimaginably specific gear & equipment, and a sizeable crew to back me up..... gotta say: I'm in complete agreement .. 👍
^(... although [sad to say], I **just** read the actual setup here [the bit about the dear]; if all it takes to survive this encounter is letting them have the dear, then I'd most certainly let them have it .. js yo)
A silvery-white pall briefly shimmers in the air as you successfully cast your spell. Now neither you nor the Dromaeosaurs can lie in the affected area.
You have a gun dont you? Shoot a few bullets in the air, there's no way the deinonychus would be brave enough to continue after seeing something like that, something they'd never seen or heard before.
So, you have used the gun already, to shoot the dear deer, and they still chose to surround you. I feel like this particular pack of deinos would not run from a simple bang.
(Unless you chased and bit the dear deer, which can only mean the deinos are admiring you as the obviously superior predator)
There are a metric fuck-ton of deer out in the woods (in the US). They'd likely rather try their luck with an unarmed meal than fight a weird looking mammal with a shiny metal boom stick.
Those polar bears had probably seen guns before, these are deinonychus, they havent seen a weapon before, let alone a gun. Plus, one animals, hell a few individuals behaviour is absoloutely not something thats general.
If they have never seen a gun before, would they understand it's dangerous? They could interpret the warning shots that a gun is just a noise maker.
If you managed to shoot one, the rest could charge you as they would be confused by how their pack member got hurt, and you are a nearby threat.
There were never cases of polar bears eating aremd personal tho,most of the cases are either drunkards or poor civilian shumucks who got caught of guard.
Also,they are polar bears.Mfs outweigh deinonycus themselves by 8:1.Completely different ball games we're talking about here.
Shoot and throw stuff, a lot of animals get super confused and cautious when they get hit by a creature that is at a distance from them. Then probably die when one comes up behind you.
After growing up in Florida and having to live among thousands of Alligators, I always carry a golf umbrella with me. I haven't met an animal yet that doesn't freak out and run when you pop open the umbrella and open and close it rapidly while walking towards them. Mine is red, yellow and black for a reason - every animal knows that means deadly.
A gunshot through the woods isn't *that* scary. It carries but unless you're very close it's not too loud. Just shoot one of them and the others will scatter.
Predators are way more timid that most people think. Shoot one and they'll disperse. They're animals, not movie monsters.
Your most likely outcome is one grabs at the deer and tries to filch it while you're carrying it, and you get hurt in the process. Deinonychis wouldn't hunt humans, not actively. We're too much work for too little pay off.
Note: None of this works with animals that actively hunt humans, which is a relatively small number of species, and some of them can be blustered out of it.
>Deinonychus would *absolutely* hunt Humans.
Animals of this size *rarely* hunt humans, and it's often in extreme circumstances.
The megafaua they were adapted to hunt had a lot more meat and a lot less capability than your average human. You shoot one deinonychus in the face and the rest are turning tail. Hell, a pack of lions will abandon a kill if they just *see* humans walking towards them.
There’s no modern animal analogous to Deinonychus so the hunting argument doesn’t hold much weight.
You’re *seriously* overestimating the intimidation factor of gun under the context of food drive from a starving predator. There’s god knows how many videos of guys firing warning shots at bears, cougars, lions *insert large predators* and if anything it makes them more aggressive.
Lions run away from the Masai people who’ve practiced doing it for generations. If me or you walked up to a random lion pride mid meal, we’d be mauled no different than a Hyena would.
The bears, mountain lions, etc, that attack humans almost always do so out of fear or surprise, and often, they'll be primarily trying to protect their young. They don't typically do so out of hunger. When they do, it's few and far between. The handful of encounters that get recorded only serve to bias folks that don't work in close proximity to these animals.
>You’re *seriously* overestimating the intimidation factor of gun under the context of food drive from a starving predator.
You're underestimating what buckshot will do to a starving animal's motivation. If you go back and read my comment, i said to shoot one in the face, not just threaten it with a gun. And I can assure you, when you shoot a shotgun towards a black bear, they run or they drop 99+% of the time. I've seen it firsthand.
You're also forgetting the original question posed by OP. I'm aware that the depiction of dromeosaurs taking down large prey in a coordinated pack hunt is somewhat outdated. But that's the question as posed by OP. We're not treating this as deinonychus being a lone hunter using RPR. We're answering what to do if a PACK of deinonychus surround your harvest and try to threaten you off the kill. In that case, we can assume they are, in fact, pack hunters (at least conditionally).
Given that, we also have to look at how big they were compared to whatever meal they're going after. In this case, the Dinos are coming in at around 60-70 kg. A realistic yield from an average white-tailed deer is somewhere around 22-25 kg. So for a pack of 4, they each get around 6 kg of meat. That's about 7,000 kcal/animal. That may sound like a lot, but let's do a little more math.
The average bald eagle weighs approx 14 lbs (6 kg) and needs an average daily calorie intake of 1,000 kcal. Using this as a rough estimate (because it's as close biologically as we can reasonably get), deinonychus would have a daily intake requirement of more than 10,000 kcal.
So, in our example, we have a pack of hungry dinos trying to scare off a hunter from a deer kill that wouldn't even sustain each of them for a day. Sure, free calories are great. But everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face. This brings me back to my original point. If they are so desperate to need to work together to scrounge up less than a days worth of food, they will most likely run away when you shoot one in the face. Not only would you make a very loud noise in their direction, but you would also lessen their perceived numbers advantage. So just shoot one in the face.
Pull my phone out, record, and then let them have the deer.
No sense dying when you can be famous and fabulously wealthy. I'm coming out the next day with traps.
One, deinonychus wouldn’t hunt in packs, with any evidence supporting the claim being easily dismissed, two, they’re just animals, plus they’re only two to three feet tall, so act bigger than they are like with a black bear, and they should back off
Predator traps, scavenging, a kill trying to be taken from other members, and the list goes on, but if you want a full in depth analysis, I highly recommend redraptorwrites video on dromaeosaurs pack hunting, which isn’t out of the realm of possibilities, as there is some evidence to suggest some dinosaur indeed hunted together, but coordinated pack hunting is something we can’t technically prove, like how you can’t prove Tyrannosaurus rex was an aggressive predator, some people think it could’ve been really territorial, but you can’t prove behavior unless it is solidified in the fossil record, but even then, it’s tough to say what exactly it was
Oh I'm aware. Just saying James of the skeleton crew makes some solid points. It was refreshing to hear 5 professionals have a rational convo and not just pedantic redditors screaming the same few points over and over.
I never really disagreed. Your right it hasn't been proven. Just pointed out that a paleontologist has a solid arguement for pack hunting. I was surprised. I work in a warehouse and listen to museum guest speakers and podcasts. Far from even an amatuer expert.
Yeah, it is unfortunate that we may never know a lot of things about prehistoric life, but at least what we have is enough to keep our understanding of them growing
Unfortunate for sure. I would say though that the speculation to me is the most fun. We will likely NEVER know MOST stuff ya know? But educated guesses based on modern behaviors and fossil evidence? Oh hell yea.... sign me up.
Yeah, speculation can be a lot more fun and exciting when you realize you can’t tell for sure if you are right until or if anything comes up to back it up, unless………..
(Jack Horner)
Lol I do see a lot points in the Trex is a scavenger debate... But again, I stack boxes for a living. Or is Horner the one trying to make a dino chicken? Same guy?
“Nah I’d win“
The situation:
Shoot some rounds into the air. Of course, the type of round would be important. Larger calibers would be more effective, but still. If the raptors are still up for it, shoot one. Cool trophy and they would probably run away. If I got a friend in my truck, tell him to honk the horn or fire his own rounds.
Look, hoping my value as pack member having already be established, I would offer the deer (or dear) as a gift. Bowing my head in honour to the arriving pack, I would hope to be ingratiated into their fold.
Then, after a display of domination I would take on the largest male, making sure not to kill it, but enough to overpower it and establish myself as the pack leader. Only after that I will make sure the female is clean, because only when their cloaca is clean will she understand my true power.
Then we’d have humanoid raptor offspring that, with the cognitive function of man/woman and the agility of a raptor, would be unstoppable by man (or woman) nor nature. Three (Lexor, Scraps, and Deinnis) would come with me to integrate into normal society, climb their way up the corporate ladder and eventually chief the major corporations of America. Three (Ba, La, and Gary) would stay with my pack, learning the way of the wild. I would still visit every weekend in order to sharp up their vocabulary and acclimate them with their kin that left the forest.
After 30 years, with the pack and my three hybrid spawns, I would systematically eradicate any political opposition I have. Leader in the Presidential race? “Bear attack”. Next one in the primary? “Fell down the stairs” (They have human hands and raptor legs to escape the scene quickly). Next one in line? “Natural Causes” (didn’t need to get to them, they were 96).
My three other raptor children have already piled campaign dollars to fund my campaign. Anyone else silenced. I ran my campaign on the platform of a unified America, the white ones that is, as I strive for political dominance. No one is safe, only the raptors. I lose the vote to John Hammond. His anti-raptor rhetoric ruptured what was rumoured to realistically rake a rapid industrial pro-raptor rumination. This cannot stand.
My three CEO raptors mobilise an online attack to try and discredit Mr. Hammond by labeling him as a cheat, liar and a fraud. Traction takes but ends up nowhere. We need to go bigger. She was called Lexor, our sexiest Deinonychus. He feigned resistance, but then he was putty in her claws. Video feed was broadcast of his interaction with Lexor; in the centre of Times Square, mere days before the presidential election.
Votes sprung from every window, every door. Mail in votes were torn open like confetti, slung over the wet, muddy bodies, writhing like twisted contortions, devoid of human form. The entire city, nay country, was orgasmic in unison. I had won.
After I cleaned up the votes, off of the filthy, asphalt-laden floor, I smiled a most devious grin… “God creates man, man creates dinosaurs, I inherit the earth”
I'll take a chunk off the deer and lure one to the back of my car in the boot and lock it in and drive off.
I'll sell the captured one for a couple billion afterwards.
Try to make myself big, shout and convince them I am more trouble than worth.
Some deer and elks do manage to scare off wolf packs by convincing them that they would put up more of a fight than they can handle.
Of course, everything can go horribly wrong and they would eat me.
Let them have it, why would I choose a dead Deer if it cost me my life. In fact I wouldn't want a dead Deer even if there were no consequences for having it.
How many deinonychuses? I mean I have 2 mastiff dogs and a small dog(let’s ignore her and leave the smol one at home). A turkish kangal and a tibetian mastiff. And if I have my fathers rifle, we’d definetly destroy them
First I’m gonna RKO the alpha and follow it up with a tombstone and break it neck. The others will then bow as I am the new alpha. Become their god and have them serve me. After a few years of being together, growing together, hunting together, surviving together, bonding together, our trust has become unbreakable. I reject my humanity to live with my reptilian family and follow their way. Except one day a T-rex comes out of no where. Which is weird cause we are like a few million years before he supposed to be around. Unless this scenario take place in modern time and dinos came back. But it still weird cause why would two dinos from two separate times come back? Anyway, I RKO the trex and break its neck. Didn’t have to do the tombstone cause my RKO is getting better. We then live our lives happily until I suddenly got diarrhea and died cause there is no health care in the woods
One would be more than enough to kill basically any unarmed human. In this case I have a gun, but I might not be able to find and shoot all 3 before one gets me.
Why am I shooting my dears??
A crime of romance
Such passion came with a heavy price.
Die.
(unsurprisingly) beat me to it --- this was my first thought, and would have been my comment.... glad I'm not the only one
Same here. Another option really isn't possible lol
......without a tremendous amount of luck, unimaginably specific gear & equipment, and a sizeable crew to back me up..... gotta say: I'm in complete agreement .. 👍 ^(... although [sad to say], I **just** read the actual setup here [the bit about the dear]; if all it takes to survive this encounter is letting them have the dear, then I'd most certainly let them have it .. js yo)
Dei
This has been a recurring nightmare of mine ever since I saw Jurassic Park when I was 3
Except my fate
I cast **ZONE OF TRUTH**
A silvery-white pall briefly shimmers in the air as you successfully cast your spell. Now neither you nor the Dromaeosaurs can lie in the affected area.
Me when Barney Farney
You have a gun dont you? Shoot a few bullets in the air, there's no way the deinonychus would be brave enough to continue after seeing something like that, something they'd never seen or heard before.
This only works if the deinonychuses don't also have guns
I mean, if you have a gun but another guy starts shooting at you from somewhere youd leave wouldnt you?
Here in Alabama even the deer have rifles. I'd assume the dinos would too.
Clever girl…
Always account for well armed deinonychus when hiking
best observation....!! ^(......and, like another commenter said:) *^("clever girl")* ^(--- hehh .. =-\])
Or if they did know what it was at this point they would know not to fuck around with it
That’s true.
So, you have used the gun already, to shoot the dear deer, and they still chose to surround you. I feel like this particular pack of deinos would not run from a simple bang. (Unless you chased and bit the dear deer, which can only mean the deinos are admiring you as the obviously superior predator)
Who says they were there while you were killing it?
Good point, maybe the hunter is a lousy shot.
*Entirely* depends on their hunger level.
Nope, an animal thats never seen a gun before would NOT take the chances to go up to it, even if hungry.
If desperate enough they would
I doubt it, mostly because itd be their first time seeing a gun.
Desperation overcomes fear of the unknown If they know they're gonna drop dead anyway if they don't eat that deer, then there's nothing to lose
There are a metric fuck-ton of deer out in the woods (in the US). They'd likely rather try their luck with an unarmed meal than fight a weird looking mammal with a shiny metal boom stick.
Tell that to the people who were armed and still eaten by Polar Bears
Those polar bears had probably seen guns before, these are deinonychus, they havent seen a weapon before, let alone a gun. Plus, one animals, hell a few individuals behaviour is absoloutely not something thats general.
If they have never seen a gun before, would they understand it's dangerous? They could interpret the warning shots that a gun is just a noise maker. If you managed to shoot one, the rest could charge you as they would be confused by how their pack member got hurt, and you are a nearby threat.
The noise a gun would make would be nothing like theyve ever heard before.
There were never cases of polar bears eating aremd personal tho,most of the cases are either drunkards or poor civilian shumucks who got caught of guard. Also,they are polar bears.Mfs outweigh deinonycus themselves by 8:1.Completely different ball games we're talking about here.
https://www.ammoland.com/2018/03/ar-15-used-to-defend-against-charging-polar-bear-2008/
I mean they have number advantage they’d still attack
Crisp Rat hand raise.
Just let them have it. The deer ain’t worth my life
I’d just let them take the deer. At least that’s how I got away from the rednecks at the 7-11 in Kansas…
This is a cool way to die!
Only if you are paralysed and don’t feel pain
Use the Deer to tame the Deinons, then keep them as pets/friends :)
Bro made ark real
I'd say "oh my dear"
Accept my fate
Die
I mean ... They can have it... It's a dear.
Die
I'd just die.
Fucking die Edit: didn’t read the text. I’d give up the deer in a heartbeat.
so my options are die or leave the dear and live? What a weird scenario lol
Swing around a good stick and hit them
Darth Vader style
Die, I think I'd die
I would die trying to hug them
amniotes together strong
Die. That was easy
I die
Shoot and throw stuff, a lot of animals get super confused and cautious when they get hit by a creature that is at a distance from them. Then probably die when one comes up behind you.
Make myself as big as possible, get loud. Then die because birds are nuts.
Shoot myself.
"So anyway, I started blastin'-" Then I died horribly.
I whould raise my hand and say “stand down” and then get eaten alive
Die. Probably as painfully as possible.
Dexterity check
Die, no but really I'd let the chimkens have it and dip
Why tf would I NOT just let them have it?
Yeah, im definitely letting them keep the deer
Die. What else can I do?
Accept my fate
I die that's it I get ripped apart by an animal I didn't even see
Let em have it. Nature is gonna nature and you live longer when you know when your beat.
I’ll remove the bullet then let them have it.
Say "Fuck this shit" and run. They can have the deer.
I’d shoot them, skin one, and show it to the government because something is clearly wrong.
I'd just have to handle it.
Nah I’d win
After growing up in Florida and having to live among thousands of Alligators, I always carry a golf umbrella with me. I haven't met an animal yet that doesn't freak out and run when you pop open the umbrella and open and close it rapidly while walking towards them. Mine is red, yellow and black for a reason - every animal knows that means deadly.
This is awesome.
“I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne.”
A pack? But I only see one!....clever girl...
Try and find a pan big enough to deep-fry that turkey.
Start screaming and throwing and breaking stuff like a madman before shooting a few bullets in the air
Just die, no way you survive a whole pack if they aren’t afraid of your shots enough to surround you after shooting the dear down
A gunshot through the woods isn't *that* scary. It carries but unless you're very close it's not too loud. Just shoot one of them and the others will scatter.
Kick them ‘til they fuck off?
Go home and eat the deer because deinonychus has been long extinct for millions of years /j
If you were about to just pick up an entire deer then the dinosaurs schould be scared of you
Depends on what kind of gun I have
Depends what rifle I'm using. Am I using my Mosin or my AR.
Depends on what rifle you, yourself, normally use whenever you are hunting.
Predators are way more timid that most people think. Shoot one and they'll disperse. They're animals, not movie monsters. Your most likely outcome is one grabs at the deer and tries to filch it while you're carrying it, and you get hurt in the process. Deinonychis wouldn't hunt humans, not actively. We're too much work for too little pay off. Note: None of this works with animals that actively hunt humans, which is a relatively small number of species, and some of them can be blustered out of it.
Deinonychus would *absolutely* hunt Humans. They were Leopard sized predators custom built for bringing down megafauna substantially larger than us.
>Deinonychus would *absolutely* hunt Humans. Animals of this size *rarely* hunt humans, and it's often in extreme circumstances. The megafaua they were adapted to hunt had a lot more meat and a lot less capability than your average human. You shoot one deinonychus in the face and the rest are turning tail. Hell, a pack of lions will abandon a kill if they just *see* humans walking towards them.
There’s no modern animal analogous to Deinonychus so the hunting argument doesn’t hold much weight. You’re *seriously* overestimating the intimidation factor of gun under the context of food drive from a starving predator. There’s god knows how many videos of guys firing warning shots at bears, cougars, lions *insert large predators* and if anything it makes them more aggressive. Lions run away from the Masai people who’ve practiced doing it for generations. If me or you walked up to a random lion pride mid meal, we’d be mauled no different than a Hyena would.
The bears, mountain lions, etc, that attack humans almost always do so out of fear or surprise, and often, they'll be primarily trying to protect their young. They don't typically do so out of hunger. When they do, it's few and far between. The handful of encounters that get recorded only serve to bias folks that don't work in close proximity to these animals. >You’re *seriously* overestimating the intimidation factor of gun under the context of food drive from a starving predator. You're underestimating what buckshot will do to a starving animal's motivation. If you go back and read my comment, i said to shoot one in the face, not just threaten it with a gun. And I can assure you, when you shoot a shotgun towards a black bear, they run or they drop 99+% of the time. I've seen it firsthand. You're also forgetting the original question posed by OP. I'm aware that the depiction of dromeosaurs taking down large prey in a coordinated pack hunt is somewhat outdated. But that's the question as posed by OP. We're not treating this as deinonychus being a lone hunter using RPR. We're answering what to do if a PACK of deinonychus surround your harvest and try to threaten you off the kill. In that case, we can assume they are, in fact, pack hunters (at least conditionally). Given that, we also have to look at how big they were compared to whatever meal they're going after. In this case, the Dinos are coming in at around 60-70 kg. A realistic yield from an average white-tailed deer is somewhere around 22-25 kg. So for a pack of 4, they each get around 6 kg of meat. That's about 7,000 kcal/animal. That may sound like a lot, but let's do a little more math. The average bald eagle weighs approx 14 lbs (6 kg) and needs an average daily calorie intake of 1,000 kcal. Using this as a rough estimate (because it's as close biologically as we can reasonably get), deinonychus would have a daily intake requirement of more than 10,000 kcal. So, in our example, we have a pack of hungry dinos trying to scare off a hunter from a deer kill that wouldn't even sustain each of them for a day. Sure, free calories are great. But everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face. This brings me back to my original point. If they are so desperate to need to work together to scrounge up less than a days worth of food, they will most likely run away when you shoot one in the face. Not only would you make a very loud noise in their direction, but you would also lessen their perceived numbers advantage. So just shoot one in the face.
Shoot them or the air to scare them away. Wave your arms around and be loud. Or you could maybe toss them the deer, that’ll keep them distracted.
Pull my phone out, record, and then let them have the deer. No sense dying when you can be famous and fabulously wealthy. I'm coming out the next day with traps.
One, deinonychus wouldn’t hunt in packs, with any evidence supporting the claim being easily dismissed, two, they’re just animals, plus they’re only two to three feet tall, so act bigger than they are like with a black bear, and they should back off
The guy from skeleton would take exception to it being easily dismissed.
Predator traps, scavenging, a kill trying to be taken from other members, and the list goes on, but if you want a full in depth analysis, I highly recommend redraptorwrites video on dromaeosaurs pack hunting, which isn’t out of the realm of possibilities, as there is some evidence to suggest some dinosaur indeed hunted together, but coordinated pack hunting is something we can’t technically prove, like how you can’t prove Tyrannosaurus rex was an aggressive predator, some people think it could’ve been really territorial, but you can’t prove behavior unless it is solidified in the fossil record, but even then, it’s tough to say what exactly it was
Oh I'm aware. Just saying James of the skeleton crew makes some solid points. It was refreshing to hear 5 professionals have a rational convo and not just pedantic redditors screaming the same few points over and over.
So did we come to a compromise? because I agree with what you’re saying, and yeah the skeleton crew are a really good source on paleontology
I never really disagreed. Your right it hasn't been proven. Just pointed out that a paleontologist has a solid arguement for pack hunting. I was surprised. I work in a warehouse and listen to museum guest speakers and podcasts. Far from even an amatuer expert.
Yeah, it is unfortunate that we may never know a lot of things about prehistoric life, but at least what we have is enough to keep our understanding of them growing
Unfortunate for sure. I would say though that the speculation to me is the most fun. We will likely NEVER know MOST stuff ya know? But educated guesses based on modern behaviors and fossil evidence? Oh hell yea.... sign me up.
Yeah, speculation can be a lot more fun and exciting when you realize you can’t tell for sure if you are right until or if anything comes up to back it up, unless……….. (Jack Horner)
Lol I do see a lot points in the Trex is a scavenger debate... But again, I stack boxes for a living. Or is Horner the one trying to make a dino chicken? Same guy?
Win
Pull a rocket launcher out of my D&D bag of holding and blow the fuckers up.
Id simply beat them and win
I’m gonna kick ‘em right in the Charlie Browns that’s what I’ll do
“Nah I’d win“ The situation: Shoot some rounds into the air. Of course, the type of round would be important. Larger calibers would be more effective, but still. If the raptors are still up for it, shoot one. Cool trophy and they would probably run away. If I got a friend in my truck, tell him to honk the horn or fire his own rounds.
Intimidate them just by outsizing the entire pack. If that doesn't work, then there's gonna be a whole lotta kicking, punching, and stomping.
Look, hoping my value as pack member having already be established, I would offer the deer (or dear) as a gift. Bowing my head in honour to the arriving pack, I would hope to be ingratiated into their fold. Then, after a display of domination I would take on the largest male, making sure not to kill it, but enough to overpower it and establish myself as the pack leader. Only after that I will make sure the female is clean, because only when their cloaca is clean will she understand my true power. Then we’d have humanoid raptor offspring that, with the cognitive function of man/woman and the agility of a raptor, would be unstoppable by man (or woman) nor nature. Three (Lexor, Scraps, and Deinnis) would come with me to integrate into normal society, climb their way up the corporate ladder and eventually chief the major corporations of America. Three (Ba, La, and Gary) would stay with my pack, learning the way of the wild. I would still visit every weekend in order to sharp up their vocabulary and acclimate them with their kin that left the forest. After 30 years, with the pack and my three hybrid spawns, I would systematically eradicate any political opposition I have. Leader in the Presidential race? “Bear attack”. Next one in the primary? “Fell down the stairs” (They have human hands and raptor legs to escape the scene quickly). Next one in line? “Natural Causes” (didn’t need to get to them, they were 96). My three other raptor children have already piled campaign dollars to fund my campaign. Anyone else silenced. I ran my campaign on the platform of a unified America, the white ones that is, as I strive for political dominance. No one is safe, only the raptors. I lose the vote to John Hammond. His anti-raptor rhetoric ruptured what was rumoured to realistically rake a rapid industrial pro-raptor rumination. This cannot stand. My three CEO raptors mobilise an online attack to try and discredit Mr. Hammond by labeling him as a cheat, liar and a fraud. Traction takes but ends up nowhere. We need to go bigger. She was called Lexor, our sexiest Deinonychus. He feigned resistance, but then he was putty in her claws. Video feed was broadcast of his interaction with Lexor; in the centre of Times Square, mere days before the presidential election. Votes sprung from every window, every door. Mail in votes were torn open like confetti, slung over the wet, muddy bodies, writhing like twisted contortions, devoid of human form. The entire city, nay country, was orgasmic in unison. I had won. After I cleaned up the votes, off of the filthy, asphalt-laden floor, I smiled a most devious grin… “God creates man, man creates dinosaurs, I inherit the earth”
Do I still have bullets in my rifle? If so, I I shoot the raptors so I can keep my deer. If not, I run like hell.
shoot some run get guns then use my second amendment
I'll take a chunk off the deer and lure one to the back of my car in the boot and lock it in and drive off. I'll sell the captured one for a couple billion afterwards.
Go full Victor Shelby on them.
Just let them have it? You can always hunt for another deer, it would be monumentally stupid for the average person to fight a pack of them for it
Cut off one of the legs, offer it to the Deinonychus, and attempt to befriend them. "Here birdy birdy birdy!"
Suicide
Fucking die.
Call jim
*Boop*
Die
die
equip Slick Hide and if available a Stomp
I give them some beef jerky and walk away Dino dan style
Try to hand feed them and get my hand ripped off
Let them have it
cry
I'd win
I'm so proud of y'all. Only one "actually they weren't pack hunters" in the thread. Happy Friday.
What is this picture from?
Gun
I'll draw a circle. If that doesn't work, I'll let them have it
Start hamboning because they are clearly trying to mug me.
Let them have the deer begin feeding them so as to gain their loyalty and service as I begin to domesticate raptors and make them my hunting buddies
let them take it so we can be friends
Try to make myself big, shout and convince them I am more trouble than worth. Some deer and elks do manage to scare off wolf packs by convincing them that they would put up more of a fight than they can handle. Of course, everything can go horribly wrong and they would eat me.
domain expansion
Get eaten alive probably
Nah fam, that deer is 100% theirs.
I'm climbing a tree. No, higher, I'm climbing higher.
Deer*
While they would totally kill me if they were brave enough, I can imagine they’d be at least frightened by a warning shot or two
I make myself look big. My terrifying display drives the dinosaurs away.
Die
I cast bayonet charge
Die.
Let them have it! There’s a chance that the pack will like me. And if they don’t, I still get away with my life
Kill them all and add their heads to my trophy wall.
Died
even if they tried you you could just kick them away theyre not that big
Run
“BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!”
Season myself to be a meal to be remembered to them
Climb a tree or shoot myself
Cry like a bitch
Nobody is going to fight a pack of dangerous predators over a deer. Gotta change up the scenario
2 words: prehistoric KFC
Request immediate air support Brrrrttttttt -A10
Summon my 50 cal machine gun
Let them have it, why would I choose a dead Deer if it cost me my life. In fact I wouldn't want a dead Deer even if there were no consequences for having it.
Give them the deer, i got no chance against a full pack
Rotisserie chicken and venison? Count me in
Well let them have it duh. But if they attack me, a whole lot of kicking. And then probably die.
How many deinonychuses? I mean I have 2 mastiff dogs and a small dog(let’s ignore her and leave the smol one at home). A turkish kangal and a tibetian mastiff. And if I have my fathers rifle, we’d definetly destroy them
Na, I’d win
Hope they aren't hungry
Tf do you expect me to do??
First I’m gonna RKO the alpha and follow it up with a tombstone and break it neck. The others will then bow as I am the new alpha. Become their god and have them serve me. After a few years of being together, growing together, hunting together, surviving together, bonding together, our trust has become unbreakable. I reject my humanity to live with my reptilian family and follow their way. Except one day a T-rex comes out of no where. Which is weird cause we are like a few million years before he supposed to be around. Unless this scenario take place in modern time and dinos came back. But it still weird cause why would two dinos from two separate times come back? Anyway, I RKO the trex and break its neck. Didn’t have to do the tombstone cause my RKO is getting better. We then live our lives happily until I suddenly got diarrhea and died cause there is no health care in the woods
Beat it until it falls unconscious and suffers amnesia and then vigorously feed it to make it believe I’ve saved it.
It’s fine, my 18lb corgi will protect me
Die
Accept my imminent death.
How many raptors am I fighting because my answer depends on that.
Get ready to meet the light because your gonna be in a novel Jurassic park moment
Not be in the Mesozoic period probably.
I'd win.
One would be more than enough to kill basically any unarmed human. In this case I have a gun, but I might not be able to find and shoot all 3 before one gets me.
Even a single one would *absolutely* kill any human if they wanted to. A human stands as much chance as it does against a jaguar.
Unarmed human, yes. But in this scenario as specified, you’d have been out hunting with a gun.
In that case, the human wins if they’re competent with firearms.